IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
♪ THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT. NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
SOMETHING. I'M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD,
I RECENTLY HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A SCANDAL IN THE MEDIA. AND THERE'S BEEN SOME VERY, VERY
SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS MADE AGAINST ME. AND I JUST-- I WANT TO GET AHEAD
OF EVERYTHING AND ADDRESS THOSE RUMORS AND ASSURE YOU, MAY
AUDIENCE, THAT THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE NOT TRUE. OKAY. I AM, OF COURSE, TALKING-- I AM
OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE SAYING THAT I DON'T DRIVE
THE CAR DURING CARPOOL KARAOKE, RIGHT? (APPLAUSE)
NOW I REALLY HATE THAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY THIS, RIGHT. BUT FAKE NEWS, OKAY. NOW TO GET YOU CAUGHT UP TO
SPEED, A FEW DAYS AGO SOMEBODY TWEETED THIS VIDEO. >> YO, IT'S THE BIEBS. >> CARPOOL KARAOKE. >> THAT IS SO FUNNY. >> HEY, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND JAMES
CORDEN. >> I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD. (LAUGHTER)
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, THAT I ALWAYS DRIVE THE CAR
UNLESS WE ARE DOING SOMETHING WHERE WE THINK IT MIGHT NOT BE
SAFE. LIKE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE A
DANCE ROUTINE OR A COSTUME CHANGE, YOU KNOW, OR IF I'M
DRUNK, RIGHT? (LAUGHTER)
BUT IN THE CASE OF JUSTIN BIEBER IT WAS A SAFETY ISSUE WHERE WE
THOUGHT IT WASES WASES ABOUT BES TOW THE CAR, AND FRANKLY, I JUST
KEPT GETTING LOST IN HIS EYES, OKAY. NOW THAT CURRENT VIDEO THAT YOU
JUST SAW HAS OVER 13 MILLION VIEWS. WHICH IS MORE THAN SOME CARPOOL
KARAOKES. RIGHT? I MEAN IT HAS CAUSED SOME WHAT
OF A MEDIA FRENZY. BUG C SAID JAISMS CORDEN HAS
BEEN EXPOSED. AOL CALLED IT DREAM-SHA THE
ARING CARPOOL KARAOKE REVELATIONS. AND THE GUARDIAN WROTE THE
HEADLINE, THE WORST LIE SINCE SANTA. WHY CARPOOL KARAOKE IS TV'S
BIGGEST CON. (LAUGHTER)
LOOK, I'M JUST SHOCKED THAT I HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT UPSET
PEOPLE MORE THAN "CATS," RIGHT? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
BUT IT IS NOT JUST-- THESE PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS, THEY WERE
TWEETING THINGS LIKE I FOR ONE AM OUTRAGED. THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST MEN. (LAUGHTER)
I AM DONE WITH ALL THE LIES. [BLEEP] Y'ALL. BUT THE ONE THAT HURT THE MOST
WAS WHEN I GOT CALLED A [BLEEP] LIAR, RIGHT, AND THAT WAS BY THE
TWITTER USER ASS GAZE, OKAY. NOW HERE'S THE THING. YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE I
WOULD LIKE TO, IN-- LIE TO THIS IN WORLD BUT I WOULD NEVER LIE
TO ASS GAZE, OKAY. I SWEAR TO YOU, 95% OF THE TIME
I REALLY AM ENDANGERING THE LIVERS OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
POP STARS, OKAY. BUT THIS IS A TV SHOW. NOT EVERYTHING IS REAL. OUR SHOW DOESN'T TAPE AFTER
MIDNIGHT, WE TAPE AT 5 P.M. AND PRETEND THAT IT'S LIGHT. REGGIE WATTS ISN'T ACTUALLY
HERE, HE'S 100% CGI, OKAY. (LAUGHTER)
AND I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF EVEN MORE BAD NEWS BUT WHILE
WE'RE GETTING THINGS OUT IN THE OPEN, I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEM
TO HELP ME GET TO WORK, RIGHT? (LAUGHTER)
OFTEN I'M AT WORK ALREADY. (APPLAUSE)
WE'VE ALSO NEVER ONCE IN THE HISTORY OF DOING THAT BIT EVER
USED THE CARPOOL LANE. THERE'S NOT EVEN A CARPOOL LANE
ON MY WAY TO WORK. AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE ALL
KNEW THIS. AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU WERE SO
DEEP INTO THE REALITY OF CARPOOL KARAOKE. BUT IT'S TV. AND SOMETIMES WE DO STUFF JUST
FORP THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT, OKAY. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CARPOOL,
WITH VERY RARE EXCEPTIONS FOR SAFETY, I'M DRIVING THE CAR. AND I WANT CREDIT FOR IT BECAUSE
I WAS RAISED DRIVING ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SIDE OF THE
ROAD. (LAUGHTER)
NOW LOOK, I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW. HERE SAY LIST OF EVERY CARPOOL
KARAOKE WHERE I USED A TOW. AND THIS IS A LIST OF EVERY ONE
WHERE I WAS DRIVING THE CAR, OKAY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
AND I WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, TO YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, I AM NOTHING
IF NOT A MAN OF INTEGRITY. WITH THAT SAID, PLEASE BE SURE
TO CHECK OUT THE BRAND NEW SEASON OF CARPOOL KARAOKE THE
SERIES, STREAMING NOW EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE TV. ENJOY THIS PREVIEW WHERE
EVERYONE IS ACTUALLY DRIVING THE CAR. EXCEPT FOR THE TIMES WHEN
THEY'RE NOT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. >> WHOA. >>
♪ HAWAII HOPES FOR A LIVING. ♪ YES, MY MAN. >>
♪ EVERYBODY THIS IS THE CREATION. ♪. >> WELCOME TO THE SURPRISE
SINGER. >> TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN
ROAD. ♪ I'M GOING TO RIDE TILL I CAN'T
NO MORE. ♪. >> WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER. >> GO, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, LET'S
GO. ♪. >> WHEN WILL I BE LOVED. ♪ CAN YOU BRING HER AROUND? >> IT'S OVER. (LAUGHTER)
>> IF ANY OF YOU-- R IS REVERSE.
Yep, but we have to wait until March to see it :p