>> WHEN I SAID WE SHOULD GO OUT
TO DINNER SOMETIME, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND. >> James: WELL, LET'S HAVE A
LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. OH MY WORD. SO WE'VE GOT JELLYFISH, WE HAVE
CHICKEN FEET. GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE. WE HAVE A BULL PENIS. A THOUSAND-YEAR OLD EGG. WHICH I DONE EVEN KNOW HOW
THAT'S POSSIBLE. >> YEAH. >> James: A FISH SMOOTHIE. PIG BLOOD CURD. AND A BALUT, WHICH I DON'T
REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT IS. A >> I DON'T EITHER. WOW IT ALL LOOKS SO TERRIBLE. AND I KNOW PEOPLE CAN'T SMELL
IT, BUT IT DOESN'T SMELL GOOD EITHER. >> James: IT'S REALLY
DISGUSTING, IT'S HORRIFIC. >> THIS FISH SMOOTHIE, IS GIVING
OFF-- IT SMELLS LIKE BEING AT THE BEACH. >> James: I THINK I'M GOING TO
GIVE YOU THE PIG BLOOD CURD. >> OH BOY. >> James: OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO ANSWER THE QUESTION. BUT IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE
QUESTION, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BITE OF THE FOOD. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT SO YOUR
QUESTION IS,-- (LAUGHTER)
>> DID I GO TOO SOON? DID I GO TOO FAST? I DON'T KNOW HOW THE GAME WORKS. (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> )
IT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD. >> James: WELL, THEN I WILL
CHANGE IT. (LAUGHTER)
>> NOW THE TABLES HAVE LITERALLY TURNED. >> James: IT WILL GREAT TO WASH
THAT DOWN WITH GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE. >> IS THAT REALLY GHOST PEPPER
HOT SAUCE? >> James: I GUESS SO. >> HOLD ON. >> James: NO, JIMMY, DON'T. I'M SCREWED. I'M SCREWED. >> I SHOULD NOT HAVE SMOKED THAT
JOINT BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE. >> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
SO HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. >> OKAY. >> James: JIMMY. >> YES. >> James: OF ALL OF THE CURRENT
LATE NIGHT HOSTS, WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE? >> ALL OF THE CURRENT LATE NIGHT
HOSTS, WHO IS MY LEAST FAVORITE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THIS IS NOT LIKE ELK SPERM OR SOMETHING S IT? >> James: IT'S JUST BREAST MILK,
THAT'S ALL IT IS. A >> ALL RIGHT. >> James: ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW I GET TO ASK
YOU A QUESTION. >> James: YOU CHOOSE WHAT I AM
GOING TO EAT. >> I AM GOING TO-- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT BALUT IS, I HAVE THE HICCUPS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH BALUT, HERE IS THE QUESTION. WERE YOU AS MISERABLE DOING
"CARPOOL KARAOKE" WITH BRITNEY SPEARS AS IT LOOKED LIKE YOU
WERE? (<i> AUDIENCE REACTS </i> )
(<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> ) >> James: I'M VERY SAD IT LOOKED
LIKE THAT. I WASN'T-- I WASN'T-- I WASN'T
MISERABLE AT ALL. I WASN'T, IT WAS-- I WAS-- I--
IT WAS GREAT. >> YEAH. >> WHY WHERE YOU SWEATING WHEN
YOU SAY THAT. >> James: I WASN'T, I WASN'T, I
GENUINELY WASN'T, I WASN'T MISERABLE. I THOUGHT-- I THINK SHE'S GREAT. I DO. >> I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE WHEN A PERSON LIES RIGHT ON CAMERA. >> James: NO, NO, I THINK SHE'S
GREAT. (LAUGHTER)
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, JIMMY, I WILL GIVE YOU
HERE, LET'S CHUCK A BULL PENIS IN THE MIX, SHALL WE? >> WOW, I HAVEN'T HAD PENIS IN
WEEKS. >> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. TO THE NEAREST MILLION TO THE
NEAREST MILLION, HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE A YEAR? >> WELL, THANK YOU.K
THANK YOU FOR THIS DELICIOUS PENIS, JAMES. (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> )
>> James: THAT IS A LOT OF PENIS. YOU HAVE GOT SO MUCH PENIS. >> YEAH. >> James: CHEWY. >> IT'S MORE LIME GUM THAN
PENIS. >> James: A CHEWY GUM PENIS. >> I NEVER IMAGINED PENIS WOULD
BE QUITE THIS CHEWY. >> James: IF YOU NEED TO SPIT IT
OUT. >> I DO NEED TO SPIT IT OUT. HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF PENIS. ENJOY. HE WON'T EAT MY PENIS. ALL RIGHT. >> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU GO. >> OKAY. >> James: WHERE ARE WE GOING. >> CHICKEN FEET. >> James: OH NO. >> YEAH.WH
ARE YOU A BETTER SINGER THAN JIMMY FALLON? OH WOW. >> James: UH... >> ARE YOU A BETTER SINGER,
SINGING ABILITY ALONE. >> James: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
WOULD JUDGE IT. >> UH-HUH. >> James: BUT I-- YEAH. >> YOU ARE, ALL RIGHT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: ALL RIGHT. OKAY. >> THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME. I MEAN, WHO CAME UP WITH THIS
IDEA. >> James: I'M GOING TO CHOOSE
FOR YOU, I'M GOING TO GO FISH SMOOTHIE. >> I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD NOT GO
WITH THE SMOOTHIE. >> James: NO, I AM GOING TO GO
THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. >> OKAY. >> James: THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. >> WOW, THAT DOESN'T SMELL
CLEAN. >> James: WHO IS THE CELEBRITY
THAT HAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER THAT YOU WISH DIDN'T. >> OH, THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION,
THAT I WISH DIDN'T. UM, O.J. >> James: REALLY? >> NO. >> James: I REALLY THOUGHT HE
DID. >> NO, UM, HUH. I DON'T THINK-- THE HONESTOU
ANSWER IS, I DON'T THINK I WOULDSO GIVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO SOMEBODY
THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT. BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A COP OUT
SO I SHOULD EAT THE THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. SO I WILL. >> James: YOU ARE A MACHINE,
JIMMY. YOU ARE GOING TO HOST THE EMMYS
ON SUNDAY! >> OH, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HOST
THE EMMYS ON SUNDAY. >> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
GIVE ME, THIS IS IT, LAST QUESTION, YOU HAVE TO PICK
SOMETHING FOR ME TO EAT, JIMMY. >> OH YEAH, FISH SMOOTHIE. >> James: [BLEEP]. >> NAME TWO OF THE CAMERAMEN IN
THIS ROOM. (<i> AUDIENCE REACTS </i> )
(<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> ) >> James: THAT IS A GREAT
QUESTION. (APPLAUSE)
>> James: IT IS A DIFFERENT CREW TONIGHT, ACTUALLY. (<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE </i> )
OH MY GOD. >> WOW, THAT DID NOT SMELL GOOD. >> James: THAT WAS "SPILL YOUR
GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS." OUR THANKS TO JIMMY KIMMEL!
