NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IAN,
REGGIE, BUT I MAKE A POINT NOT TO READ ANY COMMENTS ABOUT
MYSELF OR ABOUT THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA. IT IS JUST A LITTLE THING THAT I
CALL SELF-CARE, OKAY. BUT AFTER THE PAST FEW MONTHS
THERE HAS BEEN A TREND ONLINE THAT I HAVE FRANKLY BEEN UNABLE
TO IGNORE. AS YOU CAN SEE, HERE I HAVE HAD
THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE,
INSISTING THAT I KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION. IT'S ALL MY FEED. IS YOU KNOW THAT THEY HAVE
APPEARED WILLINGLY ON THE SHOW BEFORE, RIGHT. AND I'M NOT GOING TO BRAG, I DO
HAVE THEIR PHONE NUMBERS, OKAY. SO MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT, IT
IS WAY EASIER TO DETERMINE THEIR RESPECTIVE LOCATIONS, LEAVE MY
FAMILY, FLY TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES ALL OVER ITS WORLD
DURING A PANDEMIC, KIDNAP THEM, AND FORCE THEM TO SING NIGHT
CHANGES IN MY CAR. AND WE ALREADY KNOW THAT ONE
DIRECTION HAS ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO
KIDNAPPING. YOU KNOW? I MEAN EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL
THEIR GIRL, EVERYBODY WANT TO TAKE HER HEART AWAY. WHY WOULD WE WANT TO ADD TO
THAT. I LOOK INTO IT, AND ON AVERAGE
THE SHOW HAS BEEN GETTING OVER 300 YOUTUBE COMMENTS PER WEEK
ABOUT ME KIDNAPPING ONE DIRECTION. AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS, THE
MORE PEOPLE ASK ME TO KIDNAP THE BOYS, THE LESS LIKELY I AM TO DO
IT. YOU ARE KILLING ANY ELEMENT OF
SURPRISE. AND SURPRISE IS A MAJOR FACTOR
WHEN KIDNAPPING SOMEONE. (LAUGHTER)
IN THE HISTORY OF KIDNAPPING, I DON'T THINK ANY OF THEM HAVE
ORIGINATED FROM A FAN ACCOUNT RELENTLESSLY SUGGESTING THAT A
CRIME TAKE PLACE. OKAY? AND IT IS A CRIME. AND I DON'T WANT TO SEEM
INSINCERE. I DON'T WE HAVE SOME OF THE MOST
DEDICATED VIEWERS AND I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THAT. WHAT I AM NOT THANKFUL FOR IS
THIS PERSON EVERY DAY FOR A STRAIGHT WEEK ASKING FOR JAMES
CORDON, SPELLED INCORRECTLY, TO KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION AND PUT
THEM BACK TOGETHER. PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS A BOY BAND, NOT HUMPY
DUMPY. THEY POSTED THIS SAME MESSAGE
EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK, EVEN EMAIL SPAMMERS FROM NIGERIA SAW THOSE
POST AND SAID GIVE IT A REST, THIS IS OVERKILL. AND I KNOW MANY OF YOU HAVE
ASKED NICELY LIKE KAYLIE A WHO SIMPLY WROTE DON'T BE SHY,
KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION. AND CAYLY, IT IS NOT SHYNESS. I AM NOT SHY. I AM JUST AMAZING AT LOOKING
LIKE I MIGHT HAVE A CHEEKY LITTLE SECRET. (LAUGHTER)
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ISN'T SHY. ISSA FRANCISCO WHO HAD THE NERVE
TO POST THIS COMMENT, JAMES, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU
KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD,
KIDNAP THE 1D BOYS AND FORCE THEM TO REUNIT AGAIN. YOU WOULD SAVE 2020. YES, OKAY, I AM THE MOST
POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD. THAT'S WHY I AM ON CBS RIGHT NOW
AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING. (LAUGHTER)
WHICH IS WHERE ALL OF THE MOST POWERFUL MEN IN THE WORLD
GATHER. STAY TUNED FOR JEFF BEZOS SHOW
RIGHT AFTER THIS, OKAY. NOW I HEAR YOU, LOOK, I WOULD
LOVE TO SAVE 2020. I WOULD. BUT IN ALL HONESTY THE BEST I
CAN DO IS PROBABLY GET THEM TO RE-RELEASE THEIR TOOTHPASTE
LINE, OKAY. I'M SORRY. AND SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T EVEN
STOPPED AT ME, ONE PERSON WENT AS FAR AS TO ASK PRESIDENT TRUMP
TO MAKE ME ONE DIRECTIONS MANAGER. IN REPLYING TO TRUMP COMPLAIN
BEING TWITTER TRENDING TOING@QUETZAIL WROTE THIS WE
AREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ONE DIRECTION. ALSO I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU
MAKE THEM COME BACK AND MAKE JAMES CORDEN THEIR MANAGER. I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I
DON'T THINK TRUMP IS VERY GOD AT BRINGING ANYBODY TOGETHER, OKAY. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, HONESTLY,
NOTHING WOULD GIVEME MORE PLEASURE THAN TO SEE ONE
DIRECTION REUNIT. I THINK ABOUT IT AS MUCH AS YOU
DO. I LOVE THOSE BOYS WITH ALL OF MY
HEART. BUT HONESTLY, I SIMPLY CAN NOT
COMMIT A CRIME, OKAY. AND I AM HONORED THAT YOU WANT
ME TO BE THE PERSON TO BRING THEM BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE LET'S
FACE IT, YOU AND ME, WE GOT A WHOLE LOT OF HISTORY BUT UNTIL
THAT SWEET, SWEET DAY, WHEN WE CAN ALL BE TOGETHER AGAIN, WE'LL
JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ENJOYING THE INCREDIBLE MEMORIES WE'VE
ALREADY MADE. WHICH HI, I'M HARRY. >> I'M NICE. >> I'M GLAIM. >> I'M LIAM I'M LOUIE. >> AND WE'RE ONE DIRECTION,
WE'LL BE WATCHING THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" FEATURING JAMES
CORDEN. >> ONE DIRECTION. >> HARRY, LIAM, LOUIS AND NICE,
ONE DIRECTION. >> I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY CAT. >> COME AND AND BE PIE. >> SO THE CAT DOESN'T. >> SEATBELTS ON, IF ANYONE NEEDS
A WEE. >> I NEED A WEE. >> HOLD IT. >> WAKING UP. ♪ WITHOUT YOU. ♪ I CAN'T CONTAIN IT ANY MORE. ♪
♪ WANT TO GET SOME FOOD. >> WHAT WOULD WE LIKE TO EAT,
BOYS. >> 10 PIECE NUGGET. >> 10 PIECE NUGGET. >> I WILL HAVE A BIG Mac. >> AND AN ICED TEA. >> AND AN ICED TEA. >> CAN I HAVE AW SAUSAGE
McMUFFIN WITH EGGS WITH TWO HASH BROWNS AND A CHOCOLATE MILK
PLEASE. >> WHAT AM I. >> WE ARE GOING TO PLAY TATTOO
ROULETTE WHERE ONE OF US TONIGHT IS GOING TO LEAVE WITH A TATTOO. I MEAN-- SAUSAGE. >> McMUFFIN. NUGGETS. >> CAN I GIVE THAT YOU BACK. >> THANK YOU. >> NO WORRIES, SON, I MEAN LIAM. >> WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY
DODGEBALL, WELL, THEY ARE GOING TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY DODGEBALL
WHEN WE ARE SMASHING OUR BALLS IN THEIR FACES. STAY WITH ME, COME ON. >> JAMES DEFINITELY HAS AN
UNORTHODOX WAY OF COACHING. >> FROM THIS MINUTE ON
THE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NILE. >> REVEAL THE TATTOO NOW, HERE
IT IS. OH MY GOODNESS. >> RIGHT TO THE SHOWER.
“We’re not kidnapping One Direction”
Not with that attitude 🙄
When I read that title, I was like "uuhm, I'm pretty sure you can James" 😂 and then I clowned again, thinking that maaaybee he had something up his sleeve, lol 😂🤡
awwwwww just watched it all. wish there was more.
Damn.
heyyy mcdonald's! i've never seen those!
:’) awe i wish there was more but this was nice too
Y is the video not available?!