Take A Break - Walmart

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This is cancer.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/ilikehockeyandguitar 📅︎︎ Nov 01 2018 🗫︎ replies

this is seriously the 3rd post under yours on the board.

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/SaltyBalls7 📅︎︎ Nov 01 2018 🗫︎ replies
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I'VE COME DOWN TO WALMART TO GIVE ONE OF THE HARDWORKING ASSOCIATES A MUCH-NEEDED BREAK. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT. LET'S TRY. HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU, HOW ARE YOU? THIS PLACE IS HUGE! THIS IS ALREADY MORE THAN I'VE EVER WORK IN LOS ANGELES! >> HI JAMES. I'M JEVAIS. >> James: HI, I'M JAMES. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK? >> TOTALLY. >> James: WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO DO NOW? >> WE ARE GOING TO PICK UP CUSTOMERS' GROCERIES. THEY ORDER IT ON THE APP AND WE PICK IT UP FOR THEM. >> James: YOU GET THEIR GROCERIES AND PICK IT UP. >> YES WE ARE. >> James: I CAN GO THAT. ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHANICE, PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD. >> WE HAVE OUR UNIFORM. WE'RE NOT A UNIFORM UNTIL WE HAVE A SMILE HERE AT WALMART. >> James: A SMILE? YES, THAT'S PART OF OUR UNIFORM. >> James: OR, OR THIS. >> THE FIRST ONE. >> James: OR THIS? OR THIS? OR MAYBE THIS? >> THAT WILL WORK. >> James: SO WHOSE ORDER IS THIS? >> THAT IS FOR KATY. >> James: STRAIGHT ON WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE, KATY IS MY GIRL. WE ARE IN THE BOOZE. IN THE BOOZE. THE WONDERFUL YEARS. >> James: LET'S NOT DO THAT, >> LET'S NOT DO THAT OKAY? >> James: HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? GO LONG GO LONG GO LONG GO LONG. OH GIVE ME A TOUCHDOWN DOC! >> SO WE WANT TO KEEP IN MIND THE TEN FOOT RULE. >> James: WHAT IS THE TEN FOOT RULE? >> WE GREET EVERY CUSTOMER THAT'S WITHIN TEN FEET OF US. >> James: SHE'S WITHIN TEN FEET, HI, HOW YOU DOING? YOU'RE WITHIN TEN FEET. HI, HOW YOU DOING? WELCOME TO WALMART, HAVE A GREAT DAY. SHE WORKS HERE, SHE'S WITHIN TEN FEET. >> JUST CUSTOMERS. >> James: WHAT ABOUT HER? >> WE SAY HI. >> James: LET'S PRETEND WE DON'T LIKE TIFFANY. READY, GO. HI, ANGEL SOFT TISSUE, OH GOOD FOR HER! WOW, THAT'S A LOT! SEE I'M GENUINELY NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO. HI! SEE YOU LATER. ARE YOU SURE THAT KATE DOESN'T WANT A CANOE? >> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT WAS ON HER ORDER. >> James: IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO HAVE TO COME BACK. SHE WANTS A CANOE, WE'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. TWIZZLERS. >> FOUND 'EM. >> James: OH MY GOD THIS ONE JUST BROKE. OH MY GOODNESS. >> WE'LL PICK THEM UP AND TAKE THEM TO CLAIMS. >> James: WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL TO CLAIMS. RUSH OFF YOUR FEET, THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE A NAP. SERIOUSLY. WATCH, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK. GET IN THERE. GET IN THERE, YOU'RE BUSY, THEY GET A BREAK, THERE YOU GO, LIE DOWN! THERE YOU GO. I'M JUST SAYING. GREAT PLACE FOR A LITTLE STOP. OKAY, SHAMIKA, YOU'RE GOING TO THE TOILET. SEE YOU SOON. HAS ANYONE SEEN SHANIKA, PUMPKIN (LAUGHTER) >> James: I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WOULD BE ALLOWED ON CBS! I'VE GOT TO SAY SHA NRVEGIKA THIS IS SOME BEAUTIFUL PRODUCE. LOOK AT THIS NECTARINE, THAT'S PERFECT, ISN'T IT? HOW DO YOU TRY YOUR FRUIT? DO YOU SQUEEZE IT? >> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR ANY DENTS OR ANY BRUISES OR SOFT OR -- >> James: DO YOU GIVE IT THE FRUIT SQUEEZE? YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO CHECK A FRUIT? I ROLL IT DOWN THE AISLE. ALL RIGHT ARE YOU READY? WE'RE GOING TO TRY THIS MELON. IS I.T. FEELS GOOD. ARE YOU READY? >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> James: OH, IT'S PERFECT. IT'S A PERFECT MELON. >> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE THROW THEM. >> James: THAT'S A SHAME. >> YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DO THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT IT IN YOUR CLAIMS -- >> James: I'M SURE IT WILL BE FINE. WAIT. (LAUGHTER) >> I REALLY CAN'T SEE -- >> James: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SHAMIKA, I'LL GUIDE YOU. >> THIS IS PROBABLY READY. LET'S LEAVE IT OUT HERE. (LAUGHTER) >> James: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. I'M TELLING YOU -- I'M GOING TO TAKE IT OFF. THE SPINACH GUYS I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. IT'S SPILLAGE. >> LET US KNOW THAT CUSTOMER KATY IS RIGHT OUTSIDE. >> James: GO GO GO GO GO. KATY OH MY GOD I'M JAMES. I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU, WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. I GOT YOU A COUPLE OF EXTRA BITS I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT. JUST WAIT THERE, WAIT THERE. SHANIKA, GENTLY, PLEASE! SHE'S BEEN THROWING STUFF AROUND ALL DAY KATE. >> I REALLY DON'T NEED THE BIKE! >> James: IT'S A GOOD BIKE. IT'S GOT A LOVELY ACTION, OKAY? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT IT KATE? >> I MEAN IF YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME, SURE. >> James: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BUY IT, YOU'RE GOING TO BUY ALL THIS STUFF. IT'S NOT A CHARITY. >> THEN -- >> James: SURE, FINE. DO YOU WANT THIS BIKE? YES, YES. >> CAN I MOVE THE ICE FIRST? >> James: SEE YOU SOON, THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WALMART, SEE YOU KATE, BYE. HI, WELCOME TO SELF CHECKOUT. HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M DOING FINE. >> James: WILL YOU GIVEN ME A RIDE? IS THAT OKAY? TBS -- WILL YOU GIVE ME A RIDE? IS THAT OKAY? I DON'T KNOW. DRIVE ME DOWN THEN, DRIVE ME DOWN THEN. DRIVE ME DOWN. AND WE'RE OFF. ARE WE GOOD, SURE? EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? GOOD, JUST GO FOR IT WHATEVER YOU CAN DO, ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING GOOD? >> EVERYTHING'S GREAT. >> James: GREAT GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED? >> NOT AT ALL. >> James: I'M BE DOING THIS OKAY? HEAVY BOX? I DID NOT, THESE ARE MY GLASS HE, I BOUGHT THESE MYSELF. WHERE WERE YOURS? >> AT HOME. >> James: CRAZY PLACE TO KEEP SUNGLASSES. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CAN STEAL THOSE GLASSES AT ANY POINT. HAVE FUN, SEE YOU LATER. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY COUPONS? NO COUPONS? YOU'VE GOT THE ONE FREE HUG! >> OH I LOVE YOU! >> James: CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? >> I'M -- >> James: LOOKING FOR A FILM? >> NOT REALLY, JUST BROWSING. >> James: NOT LOOKING FOR A FILM? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY IT MIGHT SEEM THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FILM? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? >> DISNEY. >> James: LET ME LOOK. >> THERE WE GO, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, INCREDIBLE. OH MY BLOODY -- SERIOUS WOMAN. INCREDIBLE EXPENDABLES. GOT TO BE A DISNEY FILM IN HERE SOMEWHERE! SMURFS IS THAT DISNEY? >> NO. >> James: WILL IT DO? THAT'S DISNEY. YOU'VE GOT IT, GET OUT OF HERE. HAPPY TO HELP. WE GO THE EXTRA MILE AS WALMART, THAT'S WHAT WE DO! FREE CHEETOS! YOU DON'T NEED THE CALORIES. HEY, DID YOU -- >> THANK YOU FOR -- DID YOU HAVE FUN? >> James: I DON'T NEED THIS, I DON'T NEED THIS, I DON'T NEED YOU. BLESS YOU, JAMES'S WALMART, OUT!
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Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden
Views: 7,677,322
Rating: 4.8897862 out of 5
Keywords: The Late Late Show, Late Late Show, James Corden, Corden, late night, late night show, comedy, comedian, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny videos, funny video, humor, hollywood, famous
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Length: 10min 37sec (637 seconds)
Published: Wed Oct 31 2018
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