Jacksepticeye No Hair Ending

guys I have big news I have gathered you all here today to not only look at memes but to say farewell to our dear friend and our dear broken compatriot blue lamp [Music] stay for a while everybody our old broken friend is going to the farm [Music] it's the time it's beam time gather friends it's beam time time time the only cure for sadness welcome back everybody to a brand new stunning episode of jacksepticeye's meantime the me Mia show on the entire Internet I changed my setup a little I got new stands for my monitors everything's floating off my desk right now I have a third monitor I got a new microphone arm I have to change the camera angle because now the monitors are too high and I got two new tube lights in the back so now everything looks nice but yes that also means that our dear departed blue lamp is finally no more everyone asking Jack when are you going to fix the blue lamp when are you gonna change the blue lamp today is the day it has happened I hope you're all happy you made this happen you couldn't just let a broken lamp light now here to be Joe where you will change where you change it Bella farewell to our dear departed friend anyway looks like it's a means shall we oh my this is old the only thing Oakley around here is your mental attitude towards other people's physical appearances now go stand in the corner and think about what you just said do you think that they went back after that and sat down over like damn I do really need to change my attitude on things I really need to just reassess what I'm saying on the Internet I hope so because they gave them a good lesson also if you are one of those people that goes onto the internet and just shouts expletives and like mean [ __ ] at other people all the time then just find something better to do with your time I've been there okay I know what it's like to just be at home bored and going on the internet you're just a tiny ball of toxicity and rage but it there's better things to be doing I promise you you'll yeah you'll wake up one day you've like man I spent so much time being angry at things for no reason what we see Colorado what Jack sees a doe I'm when you hear Jackie's color right oh because you took out the color so I couldn't see it there's a big brain meme that took a little bit oh man that took every wrinkle insight my school hole to really hone in on what you're doing also why they say it like that also I live in England over here we use the Queen's English which has a u in it in it yeah see these people get it it's color with a u you can't spell color without you damn stinky American Bell it really doesn't matter I don't know why there's a u in color call our it's not your color it's our color sorry [ __ ] dies literally everybody [Music] why is there no murder update in Animal Crossing like oh here's eggs here's bushes no where's my sniper rifle Nintendo Call of Duty has one fortnight has one you can mod one into minecraft even come on what is snipe people in their houses while they sleep in Animal Crossing is that too much to ask you've heard of toss boy now get ready for unpossible boy what there's an well I know boy was in it but there's an untouchable one I got a have it I want to figure out the best combination of words in Animal Crossing for my passport right now he's like an internet crybaby I think and then we changed them to something else he used to be a clown an Internet clown I want the best combination also I should probably go back to Animal Crossing it's been quite a while I haven't played it in like two and a half weeks because I just I don't like collecting fruit and selling them an exorbitant prices just to be in more debt to pay off my house to just get into more debt to pay off more of my house just because I want to get a pathway to it that has lights all around it god damn you Tom Nook I would have come to your house and [ __ ] kill you in your sleep okay bail of overreaction this is damn good from stock and poly and you got gold for it hell yeah I love to see it that's amazing watercolor and everything that's hard to do I've tried it at least drawing with like a pencil and an eraser I'm like oh cool but water painting you ruined that if you go in the wrong direction if you even look at that wrong your whole painting is messed up but that is really damn good you're extremely talented thank you very very much even though this ain't a meme it needs to be featured amen I know it's all it's got meantime and 90% of it is memes but it is also cool to get wholesome and happy as well and I absolutely love when people draw Feiner it's one of the coolest things about doing this sort of job so thank you guys anyone who's ever drawn finer of me even if you think it's stinky it doesn't matter I love it all there's a dank dog outside and it keeps yelling at me you can yell back no that just pissed him off even more bell of whoopsy - oopsies alright you're making me put on my headphones for this it better be good Jack around Irish lads be like oh no what is this gonna be [Music] [Music] [Laughter] when in the teen titans that Robin ever do that also he's you much cake Robin has hold on look at them juicy ass Robin what are you doing packing that much meat in you I knew Robin kicked ass and being a superhero you have to be in good shape probably doing a lot of squats but I didn't know it was my cake day already hmm damn boy damn boy pizzas for when you and the boys combined nickel karyam cerium cobalt carbon and potassium nice [ __ ] oh yeah it's all coming together Oh Kronk you're so funny ah the poison for kuzco that poison if you haven't watched Emperor's New Groove I highly recommend it it's an amazing movie and Patrick Warburton is hilarious in it how about Nikhil cerium Krypton it's a carrion versary I don't know Krypton oxygen nitrogen and potassium nice crock nice [ __ ] bro 9 out of 10 a little to the site but good shape and length whoa nice [ __ ] thick but not flaccid perfect length a nice 80 degree angle ah could trim the hairs a bit but we'll work on it yep I'd say that's a pretty good [ __ ] i rated 8.5 out of 10 good job kiddo I love that I have read this today I love that's why it's called reddit people cuz you've read it I'm curious to know how many people out there now are like oh my god that's why it's called reddit nobody not even a single soul my brain a 3 a.m. open fridge oh do be like that bell of relatability I wasn't just spouting words out of my head for no reason that's legitimately my life I mean how many of us right now show hands right now how many of you in quarantine have eaten your entire house BB walked into the room one day and I was like you're looking like a snack beep guys I'm gonna get even more relatable for a second are you ready for it I don't I don't think you're ready for this level of relatability how many of you go to your fridge open it realize there's nothing in it and then like an hour later come back and check again and that's just on repeat damn me to bra Rio blo cos em f's down down voted it to have a better chance and it died in new I hope Jack sees it oh hell yeah that's my [ __ ] right there yes I love it I love siren head it's so cool have you guys seen this one everyone showed it to me earlier it's so cool hell yeah god I hope something like this gets right I want to get Godzilla siren head movie none of this like Slenderman [ __ ] like oh he's covered in your house everything no I want him to demolish countenance Oh Papa siren hit to walk on me everyone else quarantine sucks gamers I know exactly where this is going [Music] I all the permits hold air but the same old muumuus baby is gonna buy even though [Music] Bell of slim hip little [ __ ] I could really move I decided to figure out meantime on my flute for the first time oh yes yes I want to hear this Wow shout-out to Dave Dave who made the the meme time song who's actually editing this video right now so say hi Dave but that is the the song that's in my animal crossing now as well people send it to me on stream that every time I open up my bell to talk to people now it plays the meme time tune you can't play all of it because Animal Crossing has a limit but this is so nice flutes flutes have such a nice sound is what I was trying to say before Satan tried to leave my body there it is it seen so many of these I am long and disproportionate but funny is that if you've been to the tour there sorry the jacksepticeye how did we get here life show comedy world tour you will have noticed that I did basically that exact pose if you just swap the legs and put the left leg open the right leg down that was the exact pose that I did every night on tour we had a thing at the start where we didn't want people recording the entire show and just uploading it to YouTube or taking like a ton of pictures we wanted people to actually be there watch the show for themselves and I said this during the show that in every day you watch me through a screen so now that I'm actually here in person why not actually put the phones down and the screens down and we just have an intimate moment with me and the audience and just have a really good time and live in that atmosphere and if you like if you're not recording it you tend to remember it more because you kind of in the moment a bit better a lot of people really took that to heart and really like put their phones away and everything and I I really appreciate people for that but I gave people like a little moment of a photo shoot at the start where we did like three poses and the third one was and final one was the sexy pose [Music] you know what they say every day is leg day when you're looking like a focus snack my face when I'm telling my mom a joke my face when my mom turns it into a lesson I've never had that because I was an extremely hilarious child I can see this is this is a tick-tock in text form basically gonna tell my kids he was the cure for depression well I get the meme I get the joke because it's mean time please nobody ever go out there and say that that mean time is a cure for depression and and say it seriously or that like PMA is a cure for depression it's not the cure I there's a lot of different cures for depression a lot of them require actual professional help so please go to that first and then sometimes medication is genuinely needed to fix an imbalance in the old wrinkled up here I know that you're joking and you're messing around because it's part of the meantime joke of lay cure for sadness but I feel like I should just get that out there as a disclaimer just so people know that I don't actually think that and it's just a joke that being said we've come to the sponsor segment of our video here today this is also a joke so don't click off today's video is brought to you by our sponsor seek the love and friendship of a friend nearby and if you don't have any friends please seek out somebody to talk to you today and let them feel special and also hopefully that they let you feel special because in quarantine our mental health can take a huge dive and I hope that you're all taking care of yourselves me a hard-working Mimar make memes with a lot of thinking and sense of humor people watching my memes garbage no you did good you do mean you can any of you can go out there and meme I promise that it's not a power that you just have it's something that you can learn I was in a jacksepticeye video who is this no way hey nice girl that's the best oh my god I love this dude hell yeah Noah Clark I didn't even know that's so awesome it's one of those moments that you see something that's really funny and you respect it and you laugh a lot at it and then you think that those people are way too cool to ever interact with you but then they interact with you and they think that you're cool man bye my heart is full today people hey Noah nice [ __ ] oh Jesus forget siren head forget slender man this is our new 40-foot monstrosity this is our new thing that's gonna take on the world and destroy it all he's looking kinda hot though how did you say it I think we looking kind of like a snack I'm a jack snack from the waist down put it that way what is this even from what are the legs from is it a is it a kpop dance Lisa from black pinks legs yeah kpop I knew it that's a good one oh man oh gods my sexuality is not evolved far enough to be able to contemplate how unbelievably attractive that actually is there it is again did I do it right I'm not mad just disappointed God why would you be mad at that okay that is pure sex appeal did I do it right you did it more than right you did it perfectly by the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit testing one's power in thy faith to resist such blasphemy of an action which is about to come forgive my weak faith in your holy ways for I am about to sin same joke four years later there you go I needed an upgrade that old way every time this one was posted does it some show up he searched irony gif yep it's the first and the third one to show up so I needed to do an upgraded one I needed to get rid of that old baby version of myself and an ugly-ass iron it's so gross so I have gifted the world a brand new gift that's why it's called gifting all right okay there it is I knew this was coming as soon as I did the one with no beard and start seeing ones with no eyebrows I was like all right I am fully expecting jacksepticeye no hair the trilogy is complete we have come to the end of the hairless saga there's absolutely no other way this can go you don't have enough more pictures of my body to make me even more hairless than this and if you do where'd you get those can I can I have them there's your new monstrosity there's your new horror movie it's just a movie called no hair where a youtuber has no hair everybody runs in fear air doesn't slow him down he is aerodynamic as [ __ ] coming soon to a nightmare near you I basically I beat this Nordica good amateurs what was that Punk amateurs I'm thus obnoxious King me I'm the one who goes into the deep down dark deep down and fights the bad bet felis didn't even name his submarine God why why why have you done this what the [ __ ] is that know who wore it better clearly I wore a better clearly I wore the gold bikini better as well I'm sorry I just have Rost sexual animal magnetism bursting out of me at every seam I can't containment this might be the most cursed picture of me that I have ever seen bail of sexual awakening oh my oh dear God oh so many bells oh I am about to sin I bow down to you [Applause] the maturity Bell didn't ring for me some people call the penis funny names like John Willie wait a second Sean William McLaughlin equals John Willie mcLaughlin oh no it was me I'm the John Willie oh I'm the big job damn it all the time people are gonna call me a [ __ ] roses are red my neighbor is Bob back opening is for when you go to the toilet and do the big job we're gonna be me menu for years you know what's annoying about that video it was fine it got to 900k views really quickly and then YouTube stepped in and we're like now we're putting limited ads on this because I censored the picture of the penis and they said it's implied nudity like oh come on what's the point of censoring it if it's just not gonna do anything anyway is this is this the final form it's this way the end of these memes I'm just going to be this over my entire body it's just going to be a mannequin of me where do we just skip all that and put my face on an egg you're done there big brain meme big wrinkle Oh gamers gamers gamers end of episode bail I know it's sad it's like when you hear the bell for the end of lunch time at school and you just you hate everything and you want to punch something or when I was younger we used to watch a TV show on in Ireland called Glen Rowe and I hated the theme song for that because it always played on Sunday night and when the theme song for that played at the end of an episode that meant I had to go to bed to go to school the next day I hated it can I find it Glen Roe outro oh I just got like oh I felt something in me I had a visceral reaction to that just now wait what have we talked about this before let's just watch such except to get video and I played this within three seconds my uncle I'm a man go is that Glenn Rahul okay I did not realize that I talked about this before I'm a broken record but thank you guys for watching another episode of meantime you sweet baby me me dreamers we're now up to two hundred and sixteen thousand people on the subreddit that is really cool and there's a there's 1,100 people online right now the subreddit was tiny when we started off doing these videos and after a year it's growing so big so thank you all for just being part of this series and posting your memes all the time it honestly is one of the highlights of my week recording these videos cuz I love seeing the jokes you guys come up with out of these episodes so if you want to be part of the gang if you want to be part of the meme team over there you can go through the jacksepticeye subreddit and just follow it and post all you want and who knows you might make somebody laugh that day but until next time be me dreamers [Music] how come you got it some Epson chat for blue light sad

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 1,883,803

Rating: 4.9679003 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, funny, funny meme, memes, jacksepticeye memes, reddit, subreddit, community, community memes, community subreddit, jacksepticeye subreddit, reddit memes, fan submitted, spicy memes, funny pics, reaction, react, green screen, funny memes, funny green screen, dank memes, memes compilation, try not to laugh, meme, fresh memes, meme review, funny moments, Jacksepticeye No Beard, jacksepticeye no eyebrows, jacksepticeye no hair

Id: SB0RlACbKCQ

Length: 21min 42sec (1302 seconds)

Published: Sat May 02 2020

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Time stamps:

10:43 - one meme from r/jacksepticeye

14:35 - another meme from r/jacksepticeye, he googles the meme to find "who's legs are those? is it kpop?" and reacts to a few more memes, one last meme from r/jacksepticeye

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One of my favorites youtuber reacting to my favorite group? Hell yeah!