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this isn't necessarily an animal question but do you have any facts about moral mushrooms [Music] delicious but you shouldn't eat them it's immoral fellas if you want to walk and talk with me you better match my speed cause i have short legs and low stamina no one bad thing to happen i'm sorry but bad thing gonna happen uh the reader writer dynamic sometimes i look at my d20 i don't want to eat it it looks so sparkly just let me munch mmm flop it in candy eating the chess pieces is how eating the dice is in eat the chest piece until you beat the king then get possessed and eat dice ghost adventure spirit orb you okay over there count dracula okay one yeah yeah she's good looking i guess not really my type i like a bigger wingspan like there we go page 236 look at the plumage on that one sweet jesus i tried to scroll past this i just saw someone on the verge of tears and a five guys at 2 am with a bunch of his friends and one of them went do you want some water and he said tony probably liked water and continued sobbing oh poor guy got stood up no today my dad said why do people binge watch entire seasons it's not like you get a book and read it in one night so i'm not convinced he knows anything about what i do in my free time you know i was going to make a list of people that annoy me but i guess it was too long so i decided to post a pic instead of behold oh my god i'm in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked after nearly two years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a [ __ ] i could do his job and try to not kill my wife and son i haven't tried to kill my wife once and i spend way longer going insane well do you have ghosts and demons too being online is the same thing as being physically attacked by ghosts and demons so yes you have demons at home what does that mean mom what does that mean hey uh are you a flirt i am insane two fair men lie in water warm and slow as brothers are they joined heart to heart but cupid hath not struck them with his bow lest that be thought they sit five feet apart [ __ ] you no no no no [ __ ] you andy give this post a gold medal they deserve it best post on the website flawless you know there's no reason you can't eat pie at every meal they make fruit pies vegetable pies meat pies mean substitute pies i mean pies easily cover 100 of your necessary nutrient groups they even make cake pies the only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pi sucks you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing [ __ ] you yeah in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i'm being i know it's probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today case in point i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack yeah yeah we uh we we we do do that we do do that oh yes they call me no q jones because i post everything i re-blog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended barriers of inactivity all right i have a lot of pet peeves but i think the biggest one is when people say things like oh it's such a small town only 35 000 people like [ __ ] my town has 200 people you need to pick a new adjective yeah according to wikipedia a small town is 1 000 to 20 000 people so although you are correct in stating that 35 000 people is not a small town it is a large town you are incorrect in thinking that you will live in a town you live in a village you are a villager i i don't know what to do with that information a villager i know how to fix this andy slide over isabelle tonight look at that see now you're a villager you get one of these and they're pretty cool that's a good-looking dog right there just give them a little pat yeah nice no yelling at the end of this one unless andy wants to

Channel: P.M. Seymour

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Length: 5min 1sec (301 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 16 2022