It Came From Tumblr #25 [Binge Compilation]

skitty is gonna do with a big compilation from me to you okay bye bro do you mind if I like put my minecraft bed next to yours like bro go I'm sorry there was a blackout you can't go any farther until it's fixed where the hell let's stay a bad guy going look at your wrist see the bluish veins the blood flowing through them contains hemoglobin a protein that has four iron atoms incorporated into its structure iron is only naturally produced in one place it can only be forged in the core of dying stars every time you look at your veins remember that you are built from and kept alive by pieces of Stardust catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they have just the Meethi playing in their head non-stop I now bound you to win holy macaroni oh my god I need this ring I need it right now in my life somebody somebody proposed to me with this ring derek name one difference between birds and children children have eyebrows think again why does Snoop Dog's smile like he knows something you don't he's been snooping around get out a biblical themed restaurant called the Garden of Eden one of the menu items is just a forbidden fruit when I try to order it they kick me out well maybe you should I learn from the bevels is a nintendo wii boat do you ever think about that probably didn't did you in an effort to keep the cats from getting fur all over clean quilts I'm going to try to apply the if there is a circle a cat will sit in it Maksim by hoping that if there is a different color box of blanket on the bed they will lie on it update it took less than a minute for them to find and lie on it mission success cats again so I was playing The Sims and it was all cool alright then I see something moving across the floor like brah is that a freaking plate thinking about a dishwasher what oh the dirt plate wants to get clean a female dragon board paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch she can be the knight the princess or the dragon as circumstances require now I'm just imagining a scenario where through a series of misunderstandings she's hired to rescue herself from herself well doesn't that just have sitcom writing all over it like oh yeah I saw the princess hang on Luigi stud just go over here in the room for a second witches and Cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day I'm sorry could you kindly elaborate on that please certainly big silly hats dangerous aura wand slash guns midnight slash high noon robe slash Poncho's stockings with boots slash chaps with boots magic incantation slash yeehaw and slangs brews potion brews alcohol ride brooms at night because horses are sleeping ride horses a day because brooms are recharging and can't swim also moonshine is an alcoholic potion brewed by witches and Cowboys moon to represent the witching hour and shine for sunny High Noon my god somebody somebody write a story about this now oh my god I love that kids that share too much information today a girl came in with her mom to order food and I told her I liked her dress and she said thanks my mom stole it from Target subconscious it's ok header oh I know today I learned there are nerve endings that exist only to recognize a gentle stroking touch their activation decreases the heart rate and activates the smile muscle that optimal speed is 3 to 5 centimeters a second which means we are genetically wired to cuddle and caress each other at predetermined velocities so anyone want to gently stroke me at 3 to 5 centimeters a second I just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone what happened next awkward silence from everyone nobody corrected me I eventually found out a few minutes later when someone called him by the right name call him by the wrong name again but a different one than you've just used no call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact you're the boss now introduce yourself by his day and call him by your own name you're the boss now my girlfriend is not a crew so while she's gone I'm gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts why she's pretty much 85% of my impulse control oh my god how to summon a dyad make a circle out of power tools screwdrivers and wrenches will do in a pinch place a pair of socks inside sandals in the middle of the summoning circle chant hi hungry I'm dad over and over and touch the thermostat Oh people call each other other romantic pet names sarcastically at first but gradually developing into genuine heartfelt affection as the story and their relationship progresses is potentially lethal two likes of lovey-dovey [ __ ] so just me dude the switch from a girl worth fighting for dat coming upon a decimated village in Mulan is the most kick in the teeth mood changed in all of cinema that scene shifted more for our generations understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds that Game of Thrones did in eight seasons and it did it without showing us a single dead body jest Oh doll that's it I'm covered in blood for sexy reasons also I just got stabbed don't suppose there's a anyone here willing to tenderly clean stitch and bandaged my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperated leaf on tone of voice is there extremists kidnapped in American journalists in Iraq they're about to execute the poor soul named Clark Kent dude imagine him trying to talk out of it just so they won't find out his identity when they're inevitably unable to kill him and he succeeds and it turns in this story of this brave journalist who convinced his captors to let him go or Bruce sees this I'm one of the news and it's just rubbing his temples and sighing before going to save him or asking someone else to do it and this turns out that this scenario happens every often to the man of steel I'm going to the Middle East before terrorists find out Clark is Superman is it Tuesday already master Bruce and the Robins are taking bets on who succeeds first Clark talking his way out Batman rescuing Clark or Superman just appearing and cock-blocking the rescue introducing Bri correct egg formerly why is this neck like that I enjoy bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double nut when tying your shoes your body's like there because you're a clumsy Frick conclusion break all your bones here twice as strong that's that's just my hero academia isn't it gonna go stay in the creek do you guys need anything yeah I need you to find a leaf and gently set it in the water and watch solemnly as it floats away why have we all done this the eyes of God bro-hug mckay Bulgaria here it is a night pretty sure the first picture is also at night but super cool regardless oh no he's here hey what's up he'll never get to drive the molten steel tractor well I even live mmm forbidden french onion soup I don't understand the big obsession with pop-punk I can't hear you over how much I hate my town right now thanks character says I like bread at one time fandom character has an obsession with bread bread his character's true love draws characters bread every meta joke at fanfiction is about bread the characters room is wallpaper mcbradden this is literally what happened with Travis and tacos guys Nintendo we can't have alcohol or child gambling games oh but we have a solution vacation juice dude being a pessimist is great I'm always either right or pleasantly surprised hey look it's the optimistic look impressive ISM Justin McElroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the English language conveys the same energy as that's a funny trick to play on god you're rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic my friend is a very close second we can do whatever sins we want there's no God here to observe us is very good to the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one was also really good Justin your blessing on this world how crazy is the English language that raccoon eating grapes could be literally just a raccoon eating grapes or grapes eating record my god I don't like my language anymore look at this a little baby about it work the other day she absorbed the secrets of the orange and cannot handle what she learned we cling fool that you are she has gained the orange is understanding and therefore its girl I mean yeah it's a rather pale orange it's probably mad yo there's a massive spider on my ceiling and I don't know what to do about it did you try to her to get off and then on oh damn it is that how you beat sister location anyone else everyday dream for six hours straight and then after you're just like now let's crap that do that all again bro like slightly to the left my god who was reading my life where I'm staying hydrated or else side effects may include headache nausea suicide cramps spontaneous combustion and anal rash meanwhile the people in the medication ad are just having a great time such a great time god damn it I wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen do you realize how many people would be dragons you say that like it's a bad thing so I'm a I can't talk right now I'm being chased by a trail of gunpowder hey what's that pouring out of your pocket oh my god is Monalisa single is macklemore investing his money wisely as I'm just upside down W or am I going crazy is masterpiece theater real is my dad alive calm he's making out with a piece of a meteor gay a clown boy half clown half cowboy says yeah is it this is the worst post I've ever seen my own two eyes a cursed meanwhile early video game development great did you figure out what to put it yet yeah we put this tough nasty mean ugly monster that the player has to beat and we made sure killing the monster kills as rewarding as possible ghouls and what's it called the boss well why is it called that okay so you guys know how incredibly sexy go-go suit is right that cat suits so freakin tight around her thousand but obviously meant to be hot on purpose you know for them over just remember this little kid designed to that it's just remember that hmm diagnosis puberty I mean yeah I just get understand good taste cuz gogo was honestly the best character about the movie right am i right okay blahblah there's something morally wrong with Pikachu's mouth this is a sign of demonic possession and somebody needs to help him imma give him teeth to see if that helps why are the human teeth if you had a room with absolutely nothing any and the walls ceilings and floors yeah holy crap I asked my dad is a physics teacher and he just looked at me look at the table looked at me try not to smile looked angry and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors oh my god I need results Macbeth upon whose Megadeth took his final Mick break reading this hurt Macduff's life became Macduff when he saw through Mack bitties Mick bluff you and this is why you can't say the n-word on stage you guys ever think about how many eggs breakfast places like I helped her Denny's go through like I'm sorry I have the bubonic plague I can't hang out tonight Wow rats okay uh this male tall and lanky brown hair that I always hide under my hat I don't leave anywhere without it Italian Japanese kind of a nervous wreck terrified of ghosts and my favorite color is green oh my god what date you you sound adorable whoa you fell for the Luigi trap now I am your boyfriend so my girlfriend is really country and I'm extremely punk rock what do I do throw it or mush but in Baptizer with the music of our people your mental illness is all in your head where did you think it was my ass um everybody knows mental illness is stored in the home webos mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell yes I love the phone a few man's phone guy crying child older brother and killer grape for hookah quads did you mean [ __ ] oh gods oh oh oh my bad boom stop one of wet wins so one of doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong hey don't see something like that any cookie is bite-sized if you try hard enough any cookie is bite-sized if you try hard enough I can't stop thinking about bad girls bathroom the tub is literally in front of the door why is everything on one side of the bathroom is the rest of it all just empty okay everyone in the notes is arguing that the tub is on wheels or that's not a door but no one is mentioning that she keeps the raw plunger on the floor yeah and what about that rug that seems to be laid underneath the toilet good lord this is like one of those how many mistakes can you spot in 60 seconds puzzles did this comic artists not know how faith gnome works hi welcome to Olive Garden would you like olive or garden barn falling off into a swamp photo by Peter strat Melin yeah if years ago you told me that signing up for this site meant I would someday empathize with a barn I would have left so god dang it it's relatable reverse werewolf turn into the moon when you see a wolf I don't like you so imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet was serious that he could totally transform into his animagus shape no biggie and it goes fine but then he's too drunk to change back and muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who cannot stop laughing peace these are the best and these are the stories I wish Harry Potter told Centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects disgust oh this I don't like this why is there a pentagram on your floor okay first of all mom it's not a pentagram and second what are you doing in my apartment oh I summoned my mom my god it's a purr intagram Wow Congrats on doing what ed and Al could not [Laughter]

Channel: P.M. Seymour

Views: 687,087

Keywords: tumblr, social media, late night, compilation

Id: dNRNDQWvGEE

Length: 15min 41sec (941 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 11 2019