It Took Hours To Find These Rare Gems

these idiots let me have my own planet the first thing i'm gonna do naturally is chop down the three trees that exist on it i don't need to chop down all three i just want to and that's gonna give us enough wood to fuel our spaceship which we immediately crashed into another planet this one but not to worry there's things here we can harvest as well could use some better tools though it's a little bit tedious to cut things down but we're gonna drop some of the wood in the water and sprout new forest i feel like we're gonna be growing a lot of trees today and also cutting down a lot of trees this way to the uh orange bricks whoops didn't mean to jump in the water okay so now we have a table saw machine and we can use that to turn wood into ore so now we just need more wood pretty much gonna sit here for an hour i'm just kidding i don't have that kind of patience i'm gonna run back and forth destroying every living creature on this planet okay i've chopped down enough trees to turn it into uh 21 orange bars that i actually have to wait for so while that thing's doing all the work we're gonna go ahead and see what pops up on this piece of land more trees anyways let's see what these bars do hopefully they give us something amazing yeah now we can start killing things even better and i think we're getting iron ore as well which we can use to create more iron ore so far the metal has unlocked more metal but that's going to get me upgraded tools soon and i'm all about it next we have whatever this is that might be a better weapon in that direction so i'm going in that direction we just need more iron so before we do that we're gonna fill up some of that then it's back to the harvesting i thought that thing floating in the ocean needed parts i can get them if i want to watch an ad why dears got eaten by a shark didn't know that was a thing we'll go ahead and get revenge on a shark eventually for now i'm gonna go ahead and finish off this little area and finish off that little man you heard me we would like another island of iron but this is an expensive one this takes 50 iron bars and then we get a smelter so i can finally start putting those things in then we just need to wait for them to be done and that's fine by me i've got nothing but time i also have this new unlockable over here which is going to take me over here and then we're going to get more wood if we don't want wood we can always replace some of these i said we can replace k5 we'll take those then we're going to replace these and that's going to get us a better pickaxe if we get 30 and 30 so i'm gonna smelt all of my wood then murder this idiot then we're gonna finish off whatever's in this little pocket which is a whole bunch of iron that's a good one and then we're gonna put a whole bunch more into this thing then while i'm waiting i'm gonna sit here and harvest these again so i need 30 and 30. uh i definitely actually have that already so let's go ahead and get this guy better pickaxe oh we can do it again for an even better one this is much quicker it's knocking these down much much faster and that means more resources and faster upgrades uh probably need a little more window to finish off whatever's over there hopefully it's an upgraded axe as well that way i can chop wood a little faster and uh it's at least whatever that is then we'll continue building our little island world to find out what kind of rare resources are hiding out there so this one was literally nothing so we'll go ahead and chop more wood until we find out what's actually over there this island just has a man on it he's selling okay so if we sell 50 would we get five orange tokens no one told me there's gonna be math and thinking involved and i already forget how many he wanted but we're gonna finish off that and then we're gonna give this guy 50 wood for five oranges then we're gonna kill this goblin because we can we hit him with our axe so we need a better axe for more damage uh also i'm gonna finish off this finally probably should have done this a while ago this is where we get the better axe and um i guess we're going to finish off over here too so what do you take you take 30 and 30 also which i have we now have a green axe we need 300 blue bars to get whatever's next oh here goblin we one shot at them now i should really put some trees closer over to where i'm working things would go much quicker if i didn't have to run all the way back here but i guess my new axe does help a lot and there's also something here we're going to go ahead and take a look at that it's empty that's fine i'm used to the disappointment kind of already forget what i was chopping wood for probably that over there two more what do we get are these a new kind of tree no these are the same kind of tree we might get more wet out of these i'm not sure but at least we have wood on the right side of the map finally look at it all on a stronger idiot all right we chopped that one pretty quickly and there's our blue crystals we need 200 out in the water we're gonna go get that without getting sharked hopefully so then all we need is 100 and 100 plus 300 of these to uh get our next upgrades so i'm going to sit here and camp these crystals for a while just to get our numbers up they don't spawn back super often so i'm going to see if i get more to spawn somewhere hopefully this gets me more because i had to spend some to do this it didn't okay what does this one cost 75 once yeah i'll give you 75 ones there we go there's more crystals for me to enjoy blue crystals too those are my favorite kind okay i very quickly gathered up more resources we still need a lot more of these other things though to get an upgraded axe but it's fun being able to one shot the goblins that's never gonna get old all right well let's go ahead and make more bars of all kinds i only have 159 wood but that might give me enough i think it's actually three wood that turns into one of these orange bars so we can make 71 plus 12 that's not quite gonna be enough we need more wood still somehow and then i can't help but be very curious as to what's over here i keep wasting resources exploring but i can't and i didn't even well whatever we're just gonna let that one go what's this this looks fun i just wasted so many iron okay i gotta stop moving around i'm wasting so many materials doing these things so i need to focus i need 100 orange bars and 100 steel bars we're getting close both my bar productions are about 10 away so it'll just be a moment before i get a better probably pickaxe as much fun as it is hurting things i need to mine blue crystals right now and uh the better pickaxes definitely can help with those but i could probably finish off this one it's very expensive i'm not gonna need any of those resources for upgrades yet what is that that's a better sword isn't it or that's a sword i don't even have a sword that's very exciting already okay give me the not you i need you better pickaxe gonna spit it out then we'll find out what's after that a purple one interesting while i'm at it let's find out what's here behind the sign hopefully something good another traitor and i just wasted a bunch of my things over that direction so how do we get the thing for this sword that's what i want to know while this enters your blue crystals also what if i need to like refine or smelt the blue crystals either way i'm really excited for this sword it's going to have basically no functionality for me yet i just want to kill things with it and for now my loot farming strategies just to run back and forth right here because i have wood and blue crystals pretty much everything i need let's find out what's behind the sword now more wood oh there's a new man okay this one costs 120 wood it's got to be something good oh look at that over there i'm gonna go ahead and grab that then this one is 50 and 50. what do we got oh a sword oh but we get a super sword over here i just don't know how to get these well we should probably go for a basic sword for now anyway so we're gonna smell i wish we could kind of pick but i guess 156 of those i guess we might as well smelt it all anyway i mine it very quickly right now and we're probably gonna need tons of bars for tons of things so we'll make more of those this so far is just really satisfying is that there's always something to do whether it's just mining away or opening new island spots i want to explore everything but i also want to get the resources and upgrade everything i'm overwhelmed and i don't even know what this guy does he sells tokens but i don't know what those do for now we're definitely gonna take these and i do think i'm ready for my sword so we're gonna test it out on this guy two hits but the important thing is i have a sword well we can get an upgraded sword what does it take to upgrade it again the sword is probably pretty useless and it's gonna take a lot of those tokens then if i was going to take tokens i'd probably get them for wood like here i get 30 tokens for only 300 wood that seems like a good deal that might not have been that might have been horrible but i'm too tired to know any different chopping wood is pretty quick right now though so that's not a problem and we're going to open up this just in case it's something important or useful and it's not particularly either and we're going to get another 15 of those that puts us up to 50. i can't remember how many we needed for the better sword already i'm just way too focused on too many different things to pay any attention to any one thing i need a better smelter or another smelter because the biggest delay for time right now is waiting for things to actually get finished can there be another smelter over here i don't even have enough to finish this but it's going to be close but it did give me a goblin to murder and some more rocks i'm also going to do a little bit of exploring over here because i'm pretty sure i'm going to find some valuable stuff if i keep exploring though i'm mostly just spending a lot of wood to unlock some land also put a whole bunch more wet into the smelter because i just need continual production and stuff if the smelters aren't doing anything they're wasting my time i'm feeling lucky over this way though what do we got now more trees and then an automatic offering to that island but there are a lot of trees over here so this maybe wasn't so bad and with all that we get a better axe now we can chop that wood just a little quicker or potentially a lot quicker we need to find the purple things next we actually get more wind now because of this ow stop hitting me we get three wood instead of two and that's fine by me because that's actually going to make a huge difference that's 50 more and i want to kill this guy just because we can this is kind of the furthest over this direction we've gone so far and um whoops what whatever you guys can have all that since you're asking for it anyway apparently there's gemmy things over that way i just i just never have enough resources it's addicting and maddening all at the same time i wish the goblins gave you more when you murdered them such a waste of time to kill them and i keep accidentally walking past that altar thing which um looks like a portal to another planet or something and i keep giving a lot of iron and i don't want to give it iron because that's really expensive this one i do however like oh i can just mine coins that's great i wish i found this thing sooner but i'm also glad that i know those exist now that was a lot of coins and since i know this coin's over this way we're gonna go that way as much as we can i need those coins for that sword coins uh no coins yet still gonna be a minute there is however a nice reward floating out here for me and that unlocked this entire area can i have your chest please well he just wants to sell me stuff which is actually really tempting right now uh instead of that i think i'm gonna go ahead and get 135 of those for my blue jams now for the better sword i just need more of these iron bars so we're gonna work on those for a minute i'm also pretty curious to see what's over here because that's pretty expensive to unlock there's lots of uh this stuff nearby but it's still pretty expensive and treasure chest and the goblin i mostly like the part where i killed that guy and i see a new landmass over there can we go over here and go exploring oh lava hot these areas are starting to get really expensive and we got a boss no we got a guy we're gonna uh do we want to give all my coins to what's he gonna give me if i do that i want the better sword first just you know in case i have to kill him instead one green sword and that next one isn't actually that hard to get a hold of i need a hundred of each bars again we could do that oh the treasure chest might respond once in a while hey do you guys like my upgraded sword could talk so i need to go check to the treasure chest but i also need to restart this and the other one did give me coins again great so that should be enough to feed the big idiot um i just don't i want a better sword before i go past that okay here we go better sword boom the purple sword is next i don't already get purple bars though but let's go find something to kill perfect to volunteer one hit then let's feed this big stupid ogre the rest of his stupid coins so we can hopefully stab him in his stupid face nope but we need more of those i literally just turned all of those in because i wanted to turn them into bars because i didn't think we'd need the raw form anymore i was wrong okay what's behind door number one if it's another door i'm not gonna be thrilled it's another door so i'm gonna go ahead and take a moment to mine up a whole bunch of stone and just like that i've painstakingly accumulated 508 of the resources we need to hopefully get into here hopefully that's enough to go more than one panel that brought us into a new enemy luckily we have an upgraded sword but we need 175 now to get into this panel which is hopefully gonna get me a new idiot or at least some stones to work with boy we need a lot of stones here we're gonna go this way because it takes slightly less stones and we actually opened it oh what are these oh we get our new stones now well at least now i don't have to go super far away to farm and every time one of these happens i'm gonna take it because now i'm pretty sure i can open up this one that's gonna go into a dead end and i assume because it is a dead end there's something good here okay there was an enemy and a whole bunch more stones to mine so we're mining for the sake of mining more but that area to the right is also a dead end uh it's just a bigger dead end so we'll wander in there so far nothing but more stones but there are the coins on the ground that usually lead to a treasure chest and these brown rocks are a lot better to mine to give you more resources and i think they last a little longer so behind mystery door number two is our treasure chest now it's just a matter of gathering more rocks okay so then what's behind this one there's gotta be something good here another treasure chest i'll take that i'm not really sure what i'm going to do with these coins anymore but i know i've got to be saving up for something good next not sure if it's going to be worth it to wander all the way in here right now because i don't really seem to be finding anything new and it just takes a lot of stone so let's maybe take a look at this thing we only need 22 of those bars to go and we're actually done that and something's done now we need 750 blue squares i have about half that and i know where to find the rest okay stupid here's the blue rocks i don't actually think i have enough now that i look at it i think i matched badly this time we're gonna have enough and that's gonna give us something amazing no doubt okay we just need 750 of those now i don't even know where to find those well i'm gonna make a bold prediction and assume the purple crystals are gonna be somewhere in here because it's the only place i haven't been yet again this new sword is really actually helping me out here because it's killing those guys almost in one hit one panel at a time we'll get to where we're going the next one needs 300 but pretty soon we're gonna start to open up again and find a bigger cavern oh we finally found something new what are these ones oh it was just more the usual stuff but i needed those anyway so let's go ahead and open this wow we found more rocks i was just thinking how badly i wanted to find more i haven't seen any lately uh this cavern also dead ends right here so that's got to be where purple crystals are then because purple crystals are going to unlock new things elsewhere i found it well at least on some of them i'm not sure what the other area is so i'm going to farm these for a little bit i should probably get a better pickaxe too i can't remember how many of these it takes to get a better pickaxe though okay i got about 400 purple gems i'm hoping that's enough combined with some other stuff to get me a better pickaxe to mine things a little quicker okay never mind these are way more expensive than i thought 200 of each bar plus 500 purples so i'm gonna go ahead and get some of the smelting started right now because the smelting by itself is going to take a long time that only took a minute but there is 1500 purple gems and then 1000 regular stones which should turn into a lot of bars so naturally i'm gonna pick the best of the bunch and get the sword because killing things is a priority over mining resources clearly but then i'm also going to finish off the cave of wonders and see what else is hiding in here okay so i just realized for the first time that this is actually going to take me out of the cave as well so this isn't going to be a dead end but no not i might have done this sooner another 450 and more purple rocks and we can finally leave the cave of grind which brings us to here we only need 25 gems to leave finally something i can afford uh is this wood do i want yeah i kind of want those i guess we'll finish the bridge back to there that's really expensive though we could've just swam but that's probably fine oh the better gem is over that way though i'm going to start chopping more wood to get more of these bars because these are really expensive to make i keep using all my valuable resources i should be holding on to these but i can't help it what is this are these trees oh you are trees that's weird all right we're gonna go a little bit that way and a little bit oh mushroom idiots oh they're actually pretty strong they take more than one hit with my super sword but i also get mushroom parts from these guys and these trees are lots of wood so it's gonna be worth being over here for a minute that didn't really unlock me anything new i want the super crystal for my super sword and it's a little bit slow over here because you have to wait for mushroom idiots to spawn in to get their inside parts gonna go ahead and try this spot come on something cool literally nothing i'm burning so many crystals to explore this area there's free 250 though and a proper mushroom tree so far i'm just unlocking more mushrooms and i'm not entirely disappointed with that but i kind of like that blue crystal thing for my super sword okay so far we're still not unlocking much of anything just more mushrooms and i guess lots of wood just from being over here accidentally chopping lots and still nothing well i'm gonna go back and start smelting wood i've unlocked a lot of this mushroom island and as fun as it is wandering around killing anything i would kind of like something new now please that's not new in hindsight i probably should have upgraded the pickaxe first so let's see if we can rectify that little mistake now that was really expensive but i need to mine so many stones and so many crystals that this is an easy choice because look how fast we're tearing through that stone i don't really know where the fastest place to mind it is going to be but probably inside the cave and we do get more resources too now that we have a better pickaxe we get four per swing rather than three and the treasure chests certainly give me more per swing but i think i emptied them in less swings also that might also be how the rocks work now that i think about it just waiting for them to actually smelt because it takes a while and we're done now we have level four across the board now we just need lots of mushrooms and lots of gems again for whatever's over here this is why i can't have nice things okay finally gathered up enough crystals and mushrooms to go a little bit further again eventually these have to start paying out but so far they're just not surely this one's gonna have something good on it though i mean look at it absolutely nothing we didn't get our big sword yet but we did get purple level for everything so that's a pretty good start you

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Published: Wed Nov 24 2021