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this is overwhelmingly positive and free on Steam so don't even watch this video hey don't listen to him he's a crazy man I also have no idea conceivably what I'm socially doing aside from trying to pull this out of the stone I can wiggle it I can click on it I can pull it up and down and all around I can punch the rock a little bit I could admire the scenery I'm gonna get a sunburn if I stay out here for too long so does an auto clicker work can I pull it up like that the game doesn't love it but it does something what if I auto click The Rock that's actually quite a nice sound I give that like a seven out of ten wait wait I see the sword start to move when I do this oh but then it slips off am I making progress by doing this or does it fall back in keep going this is why I have a large mouse pad I'm gonna have to start using a wall though this has a long ways to go and I let it okay how are you supposed to get that out then I ran out of mouse pad and I have a big mouse pad I feel like I'm missing something is there something else I'm supposed to do I don't I can't move uh curse your sensitivity that might make sense so for example if I turn it up to 900 it's uh maybe gonna do the trick because I should be able to yard it a long ways without having to slip it off I've just got to be patient and that's not really my strong suit not when I'm full of coffee I was winning away the Cozy sensitivity was set so low when I started the game that actually makes sense you can do it yeah I might actually do it if not I'm gonna need to I don't know use the wall as a mouse pad for a second damn it okay it's a game of incredible Focus I'm moving my mouse all the way to the bottom where it's like off the mouse pad which is actually super annoying and we're gonna try that again not too quick this time and you gotta hold it straight like it wants to go back and forth yeah Elden ring this game is harder this was clearly made by an evil person trying to do evil things to the world okay it's coming out I keep sliding to the side because the sensitivity is like this maybe I should lay like a book down beside the mouse and I can use it as a guide to go straight easy does it not too quick it's a game of patience and like a steady hand I don't have those things I've got too much coffee that I catch it I think I caught it and it slipped off what am I supposed to do well for one maybe if I grab it sort of here I have a little more leeway left and right because then I can slide aways left and right and I won't come off the sword I'm still unsure because I feel like it automatically slips up off at a certain point that was me though take a deep breath enjoy the scenery we've got all day to pull a stupid sword out of his stupid Stone okay we're gonna start again we're gonna pull up nice and slowly and evenly easy does it it's coming along now this could be it it slips off maybe I just gotta pull it really hard that kind of got it out oh that's really close oh that was really close I don't know what I did I basically grabbed it right here and just went quick with it got up up up up maybe you just have to get it really straight and quick it's coming out are you out I rented a mouse pad even a 900 sensitivity and my mouse pad is like eight square feet maybe it's physically loosening up though the more I pull it out is that a thing that could be a think a pull hard quick straight if you think this game is stupid imagine being the person watching someone try and pull a sword out of a rock I'm saying let's calm down until we know what we're talking about okay let's am I missing something here I feel like there's a puzzle here or something that I'm just not even getting pulling nice and straight do I have to go back and forth or something I mean I'm naturally doing that because I can't do a mouse in a straight line uh because I just lack any basic skills at all but so far so good this is nice I'm running out of mouse pad again but let's just go a little more like you were pretty much out now doesn't this count it's just a tip that's in is that a butterfly or an eagle that's on the hilt we might have it this time come on don't slip I'm pretty sure it's out how long is this sword come on come on come on I'm running out of nose pad do I have to jump it back down like I gotta release it and go back down it'll just sink right in right away though won't it sit out it's at the tree line well that's a good frame of reference like come on I I um have an idea to resume the game without dropping a sword so if I go into the menu it freezes right there so if I hold click and press Escape does it catch it it does okay so I worked my way back down the mouse pad now just don't drop it again I worked very hard to get here I don't really understand what I'm doing in this game I'm pulling his sword out of a stone and I get the reference there a little bit but I'm just wondering what's wrong with this sword why does it keep getting longer is this a joke I mean it's not the stupidest thing I've ever done in a video game not even close I just understand this less than I do most of my ideas maybe I have to put into the sky okay so we're gonna go to there and then we're gonna do the same thing again and there I think that's what the tool tip is actually telling me to do so we're doing things right naturally for once still very confused as to what we're doing but I think I got the strategy down for growing our sword oh oh no [Music] this is a cruel cruel game I changed my mind don't go play this game if you've already started I'm sorry come back and yell at me in the comments then do I keep going do I give up is anyone gonna watch me pull a sword out of this stone for very long I have a lot of questions right now and not a lot of answers I also grabbed this in the wrong spot yeah I'm just gonna give up on that grabbing it right about here is the best because that gives you the most leeway left and right okay this is good because it gives me the most leeway you can't go too quickly or you break your grip you can't go too far side to side that doesn't work either this is exactly the type of game you don't want to be well caffeinated for you need a very steady hand so I guess my career as a surgeon isn't taking off anytime soon we're gonna go ahead and pause it right about there bring it back down nice and centered grab it above there and go up again that was close okay I've gotta Focus I don't like the way the dot is slowly working its way of the sword also I feel like on my next reset never mind I can't wait to watch him in speed Readiness in five seconds and I can't even do it once okay so I can pretty routinely get it to here where I need to reset my grip on it it tends to be after that the grip I don't know what happens to his hands he like covers them in Luke suddenly so they just sort of just slips away so up to this part it's fairly easy now I got this part down to a nice strategy but you gotta go so slow and carefully here but you don't want to because I don't want to keep falling a sword out of his town I want to move on with my life but now I'm committed so I'm gonna make this work no matter what slowly steadily just keep going and I didn't even do anything and it slipped away there's an auto clicker no I could probably create a macro that just grabs and goes straight up very slowly I think I'm gonna go ahead and buy this game for everyone I don't like great gift here you guys go it's a free game enjoy it spend your whole day trying to pull a sword out of this Stone I don't know why but I keep slipping off when I get to about here I don't know if there's something different I'm supposed to do maybe next time I'm going to reset my grip when I get there so getting to here isn't a problem we grab it here then we once we get a little bit above that tree line he slips so we're gonna reset our grip just after we get past the trees I mean it kind of makes sense the sword is seven feet in the air right now and we've probably only got human arms so we can only reach so high conceivably but I'm still going I'm still holding the click I'm just gonna keep resetting maybe because I don't I don't really know what else to do here I know it's only been about five minutes for you guys I've been at this for a little while this is this is starting to get to me but I'm committed I'm gonna reset it right here because this is something I haven't done before is continually reset maybe his hands get tired so he needs a little pause that might be a thing there is some kind of weird strategy to this game uh our DOT is also climbing up a little bit higher than I would like I don't really want it to slide off which it might I hope you get to be king after this because I'm gonna take this sword and kill a lot of people with it okay I'm gonna go a little bit higher we're almost above the Treetops so I'm going to reset right here I guess since I'm doing this I could turn the sensitivity down but I want that upwards Force if that makes sense because even there's a little move on the mouse pad makes it move a long ways but it does go left and right so there's a bit of a balance there too I'm so focused on this that I I've never been so focused on something in my entire life is this a new record for us though I don't feel like we've been this it probably wasn't a record I'm starting to get worried that this is actually just a trick and you can't actually get the sword out of the stone because it feels like it's pretty long already and it just maybe it's just gonna keep going forever and it's just a joke to see how long you'll spend doing this but the joke's in the game I just won't stop okay gonna do more and more frequent resets now because we don't want to go too quickly now because he'll break his precious grip on the sword because he has baby hands but before we got a little bit excited because we got to about the Treetops I'm gonna stop right there on the edge of that shadow nope never mind we're just gonna give our hands a break I could also change the DPI on my mouse which I think would multiply the 900 I'm currently working on but for now I think I've almost got this or maybe there's just no end to this I'm not entirely sure but I am sure of is that I am strangely committed to making this work somehow so we'll just keep going up I think maybe as they get higher to the part where I tend to lose it I might turn the sensitivity down a little bit that way I'm getting less side to side motion because I'm starting to wonder if you jerk it too quickly in any One Direction you lose grip I'm just speculating here because I've got a lot of time on my hands to think I don't think I'm letting go of the mouse button like I feel like I have it firmly yeah I definitely didn't let it go there but that's that one spot where it always slips for some reason which is why I like to do that reset as I get into the tree so let's get a nice little starting point right about center of the thingy ding all right sword you're coming with me this first part I think can be pretty violent with it doesn't seem to be too difficult here it's not to get to the tree line that things start to get weird okay I'm gonna turn the sensitivity down to 800 I'm still gonna have lots of vertical I just I maybe need a little bit less in all directions maybe that's why my hand keeps blowing off the sword okay we're at the next rest spot which is somewhere right there we're gonna bring it down a little bit and start again and we're gonna go up not too quickly not too aggressively as excited as we get we will get there eventually like I'm just going to restart a lot we're gonna go like a couple inches at a time I know this part is mostly safe it's once we get above the trees that something weird happens I'm honestly so stressed right now and I'm just I'm just doing this I've been past this part 100 times I'm just I'm just losing my marbles why does that happen I didn't do anything can you not go too fast can you not go too slow because it is random is there any Rhyme or Reason to any of this it's very stressful this part's easy okay this time I'm gonna go for a slightly different strategy we're gonna speed run it just a little bit but we're gonna take pauses before I think I was being maybe too slow with it the game wants me to go faster clearly because I lost it somewhere right about here so we're gonna take a little break put the cursor the mouse back to the bottom push it up again before I have a mental breakdown there we go pretty good progress so far we're going to stop it there I'm gonna turn the sensitivity down a little bit because uh this sword's gonna get narrower I need less side to side motion I think if I press back does it leave the menu okay that almost gave me a heart attack I didn't want to overthink it though so we're zooming there we're going up at a pretty decent clip I can I don't know what's happening anymore what is this game what is my life is there something really obvious I'm overlooking this game got overwhelmingly positive reviews maybe everyone finds it easy and I'm just incredibly stupid for some reason 700 sensitivity isn't bad actually look as I was saying maybe I need to go buy a bigger mouse pad easy easy easy easy we're just gonna keep going at like high speed high speed Maneuvers okay we usually lose it right about here this time I've got bigger ideas keep pushing nice and quick maybe if you go too slow at this point yeah okay so maybe we just gotta go with a little more uh Force here keep going keep going keep going yeah we're doing good did we do it I think we did it yeah why did someone put that in there in the first place where the rightful King now don't put it back in please okay uh the sword I don't want that I spent a long time doing that please can we get that back I would like to remove a few heads with that though frankly it's too big to lift I don't know anyone made such a big sword in the first place hey what's going on I'm the king now you're all gonna die of horrible death oh they take me to another sword I hope there's a big one over there that's she said so were they just like supervising me that whole time waiting Oh I thought that was a Gallows I feel such a relief the stress just left my life entirely that was the most stressful thing I've done in quite a while no take me up the stairs you carry me on the flat spot and drop me at the bottom of the stairs you idiots you're dead oh this guy's got his sword but it's smaller mine's bigger by the way uh we left it behind but I do have a bigger sword than you oh he's oh here we go this is the part I was looking for I want to do that no whatever yay what does it mean when someone else pulls a sword out now I better cement that thing in there a little bit can I have that sword can I have a sword I don't really know what the point of being King is if I have to walk upstairs myself and not get to cut people's heads off all right well they're already swapping out the artwork for something a little more my style and I think we're getting married already either to this woman or the pope oh hi thank you uh all that for pulling a sword out okay she's in a hurry so uh you must have seen the size of my sword yeah that guy's still down there oh wait what Oh I thought we got pushed we're crowd surfing now oh okay so that's it can I get an explanation of exactly what I was supposed to be doing I still don't understand how this sword works but there it is in all its glory and I don't think anything changed so I am curious to see if he can pull it out actually quick because when I actually pulled it out I went kind of like a speed run on it so I just kind of went like that and then like that again about 700 sensitivity but that's gonna depend obviously on everyone's Mouse and everything we're gonna stop right here at about the base of the tree and I like grabbing it there again uh just because it worked I know that probably makes no difference at all but it worked for me that time and I don't understand what I'm doing we're starting to slow down a little bit more than I'd like so let's hit that with a little bit of Gusto okay we're gonna keep going we sometimes slip right here not this time though keep going keep going keep going stop array there see I don't know why suddenly I'm finding it so much easier like I struggled incredibly to get to this part before and suddenly I can just do it I don't know if the game setting changed or I'm doing something physically different I couldn't tell you what the difference is up up up up up and we got it first try that took me like 30 seconds you know long that took me the first time no carry me to my chair you guys are horrible servants well I do at least I get to enjoy this part again he like Knights me and then he gets his head cut off with his own sword so there is also an online mode where everyone competes to pull the sword further and further uh currently this is where it's at so if I grab it here and crank it as hard as I can it goes basically nowhere so interesting I don't know if this is going to be good or bad he's been crowned the king it gets heavier and longer as time goes on which is great because I didn't think this order is long enough or heavy enough the first time I wouldn't mind being crowned the king though so that might be fun I'm already doing horrible at this I don't really want to turn the sensitivity up though because I'm going to start going side to side too much so there's a new king so the sword is heavier and longer again outstanding I guess slow and steady wins the race then we keep getting people crowned the new king I'm not sure where the bar is actually set we might be able to see that once we're actually able to look up high enough but for now it's just a very slow journey to try and get this sword a little higher I've already ran through my mouse pad probably 10 12 times to get this far I guess it could just be that uh the higher you go the higher your chance of being Crown King because someone eventually drops their sword and then you're laughing the highest that's not gonna be me well I can beat the CPU I can't compete with real people interesting game [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 30 2022