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okay guys don't freak out okay I did a thing and you all need to just be chilled okay I had a little bit of an episode everybody needs to calm down okay three two hey what's up I'm a redhead now no this isn't fake this is real and if you follow me on Tech talk you probably already knew this but your girl just had a moment at the hairdressers and here we are and that's the explanation I have for that okay I have been blonde my entire life besides like a couple times I've done like pink or purple but I have always wanted to try the red hair because my little brother rocks the out of it and I kind of look like him and my grandma has red hair my other grandma has red hair so I was just like you know what I'm gonna try it and I think it's oh I don't know let me guys know down below but I don't care what you say If you think it doesn't look good because I like it but I need to just step it up a notch because you've been just giving lately looking too good looking too fine I needed to step it up and just be like next level but I'm not even on your level I'm trying to make my way up there it's my way of saying you look very lovely today as always but yes I am a redhead now I hope everybody's okay with this even though it's my head of hair but today we are gonna watch other people make epic life failures unlike me who did absolutely not make an epic life fail Choice am I right JJ do you like my hair I think it looks great think about it like this Karen Gillen Jessica chasteen Gina Davis Chris Collins look at that that's a nice group to be a part of I really hope he said yes anyway let's watch some people fail [Music] come here we go there yeah you can tell those people either are not from somewhere where it's cold or this is somewhere where it doesn't get cold and it just happened to snow for the first time because everybody knows you don't jump in compact snow okay everybody knows you don't drop a compact too soon yeah usually everybody thinks you're just gonna sneak through but that's fresh powder man you gotta know the difference between snow if you come up to Canada you gotta know the difference and we definitely don't talk like this up in Canada it's more California so that makes no sense foreign what the hell you guys see that Meme Jay can you put up that Meme so I don't seem crazy I consumed too much content it's not good for you guys to consume too much context except for your auntie Chris you gotta consume a cool car oh I didn't even know that was possible oh my God that's like me hitting the curb and then going back to my if I had a boyfriend or something and being like hey babe I just um I just like nicked the car just like a little bit it's not that bad just a little and then he goes after the car like this all right let me check let me that may or may not have happened with one of my exes I'm a good driver usually I'm just like my wheels are like attracted to curbs I just don't I don't have really good like depth perception and now that I have a Dodge Ram truck I just kind of I don't know how big I am so I'm just like kind of bumping into things not other people or cars just like curbs and stuff so just like just don't drive by me if I'm driving oh it's a it's one of those cotton things oh yeah Jay what is that called I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about sorry those little things that go and then they like float across in the air and I'm really allergic to it and I just like blow up like a balloon oh my God popcorn why is she scared of popcorn oh it's hard to go that's not good oh yeah there's probably like oil in the bottom and stuff oh I'm so scared of that that's why I don't cook bacon I love bacon but I can't cook back and because I'm scared of the little little sploochies the little spooky splishes that goats I don't know how people cook bacon I guess you could just put the lid on but eventually you gotta take it off you gotta take the lid off what do you do then when you take the lid off and all split your Splat cheese skin on your face and stuff I'm too scared of it scared of bacon but I love its most tragic love story there's ever been is anybody else scared to cook bacon just me again oh my gosh she's talking to the horse oh my God he's like this oh my God see you dumb horse get it cause he's a horse I let myself up thanks for having me thanks for having me and up and no oh oh I've done that too many times I did that out at the airport a couple weeks ago they don't have those ones but they have like the the like the the the the what am I trying to say those bands that you like clip in and they're just like those bands that like the well I don't know how words work anymore what the am I trying to say you know those gates in the airport but they're just poles with that band thing that Clips do you guys know what I'm talking about Jay put in a video or picture thank you those I tried to like climb over it and then it just like zipped back and just hit me right in the box and it it was like I was like oh everybody saw it I'm sure somebody filmed it out there too I'm just waiting for it to come up on Tick Tock call me Chris gets hit in the box with whatever the those things are called oh these oh ice fishing I've been ice fishing once it's really fun where's the fish oh is that a rock my gosh spawned on the wrong map do rats swim like that wait why was the rat in the water how was it alive rats don't have gills how can they hold their breath really long now I'm scared they're gonna come out of my toilet oh my god do they do that no they do do that I read that somewhere where like rats crawl up your toilet and out of them oh my God I'm not gonna be able to for days I'm not gonna be able to for days God damn it plate vending machine for what oh what diabolical bastard made this and I want to hang out with him because that's funny as she really wanted a full bathroom remodel at any cost what is oh what's up oh oh no bathroom Lids are unstable I've stood on a bathroom lid a bathroom lid what's toilet lid you idiot idiot I don't know how to speak anymore talking's hard I meant standing on a toilet lid is so unstable why are they so unstable and why have I stood on so many toilet Lids that I know that like I know that for a fact I won't be coming in your house and standing on your toilet all right just saying I don't know why I knew that JJ did you know that if you stand on a toilet lid It'll like just slip out like that because I do I don't know why I know these things I didn't know that I found out the hard way got to keep in mind that like I'm a few years older than you so I have more stupid locked in my brain from bad that I've done once upon a time and yeah so I get it Rachel stop get away from me is this a parrot oh this is me oh oh I'm sorry I'm sorry Peta I'm sorry I would your bird so face you have no idea I'll reenact it with Pete I always want an excuse though you what funny all right this is the bird right I would come up to it the name is all right Kevin down here Kevin look at guys Kevin's in the video you want to come see them what's that oh ow ow your claws good lie down let's set a play to mashed potatoes oh I love mashed potatoes was she trying to rip it in what world can you rip Saran Wrap like that you need one of those deadly finger Cutters you know those things I always cut my fingers on those plastic wrapper things and it never does it right and even if you do it you do it and then it just all crumples together you just try to do it again and then it all just kind of up and then the one one part stretches and one part doesn't come off all the way and then you just throw it out the window you know those things who made those I want to talk to somebody about that right air conditioner is um did he just walk away like oh my God that's what I do with most of my problems problem happened back then you see it see that problem just don't look at it there you go see it's not there anymore if you have a problem just ignore it until you forget about it oh lizards kind of scare me but I also kind of love them not gonna lie I kind of want one of those little little actually I want like like a Komodo dragon did you guys know that Komodo dragons eat people there's like an island somewhere I can't remember what it's called there's an island where they're just like covered in Komodo dragons and they are literally known to just eat people yeah it's called Jurassic Park Chris anyway I want one of those so don't come to my house is that a tractor oh oh somebody somebody up oh God that's my worst nightmare oh somebody running at me with balloons you come at me with balloons I'm gonna come at me with balloons oh is that one of The Punchy things that's what I did I did like boxing training I haven't been doing it a lot lately but when I did I had one of those headband things and you just like punch it but it's attached to your head like there's no way that things not hitting my face I got so frustrated with it after two seconds I punched it hit my face I got so mad at it I punched it hit my hit me in the face again that's what life does life is like that ball headband life hits you in the face you get mad you punch back at it hits you in the face again that's a terrible quote makes no sense that was bad bad Chris oh who knew iPhone I will remember [Laughter] I just wanted to see how long I could go for it blacked out for like 20 seconds there I'm in a weird mood today what is that what is that that's a up bottleless pop what's happening is it gonna explode is it gonna it's blood he's gonna explode I put ten dollars in that it's gonna split give me 10 bucks you owe me all the money give me ten dollars now oh cute it's a little ice rink oh she gonna fall well that was graceful Kenzie's hair oh that's not going to be good you're falling you're falling you're falling you deserve it you guys deserve it because you're happy and you're like doing a little photo shoot it's like again on Capital probably like an engagement shoot or something good for you good for you I dyed my hair red kind of manic episode Who's laughing now me I'm fine oh the ice is just never oh dude these people are so dumb that always scares me that's like one of my biggest fears like I live in Canada there's a lot of ice in the winter like you gotta be so wary of it it's just so scary like if you fall through Chris tip time tips on if you're falling in the ice and if you have your wits about you as soon as you're falling put your arms up like this it'll give you the best chance of catching yourself on one of the ices other than that you're probably and you're gonna die Chris tip time and Saturdays for more tips that is a real tip guys getting in the truck uh the barbecue my guy the barbecue barbecue oh okay no oh no no oh God the door the door oh God the car oh God oh God the barbecue oh no it's the truck oh my god oh we didn't know oh my God oh my God oh so much is happening did he get in it oh I need to know how that ended I went through a roller coaster of emotions now oh have you guys ever been in a car and you're just sitting there like it's your car's parked like this and then the person beside you starts like backing out or moving out of their parking spot and you think you're moving and you have that little like like that little panic attack you know what I'm talking about Jay you know what I'm talking about I know exactly what you're talking about I do that way too many times or people do that to be way too many times it happens to be way too many times I hope you know what I'm talking about I never know what he says when he answers me I hope it's good I usually is when I watch your backpack sometimes I just figure out that I'm crazy so anyway amen amen and this kid doing this sorry we'll skip that one I totally zoned out dude I keep sounding out what is going on with me right now I should take my meds see that's why you don't have cats it's gonna like rip your down stop stop cats relax can velcro you can just put them out and just like catch stuff with them I guess that'd be kind of fun no I I'm not a cat person I like dogs look at Kevin right now he's just sitting under my desk look at his little face wait can you see him he's in the dark Kevin oh look at that awful Cable Management really exposing myself here don't get caught in the cables Kevin oh look at that little face Kev do you want to go outside after Mom's done finishing the videos yeah he's so okay everybody I hope you hope you enjoyed the video If you did please like the video it really helps with the channel and also subscribe this is obviously bestest YouTube channel 11 and also like the video if you like my hair please like my hair I have a huge complex no but I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your day you're absolutely beautiful and I will see your beautiful face in the next video okay bye

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 14min 6sec (846 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 24 2023