>>STOP TRYING TO KEEP US OUT ADAM! WE'RE A PART OF YOU! >>YEAH MAN! WE'RE IN YOUR BRAIN! SO WE GO WHERE YOU GO BRO! >>OPEN THE DOOR AND WE'LL CUT YOU FREAK PIECE OF GARBAGE! >>GUYS, PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE DURING
THIS PARTY. I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN IT FOR ME. AND WHERE IS PRACTICALITY? >>ADAM! ADAM! THEY TRIED TO CHAIN ME UP BUT I BROKE FREE! NO! NO! >>HEY, HI! >>MAN, DO YOU NEED HELP CLOSING THE DOOR? >>NO, NO. I-- >>YOU LOOK KIND OF WEAK AND TALKING TO YOURSELF. JUST SAYIN'. >>I-- YEAH. I'M-- I AM JUST WEAK AND I TALK TO MYSELF. >>I'M SURE-- DID THAT DOOR JUST CLOSE ON ITS OWN? >>[GASP] HE KNOWS TOO MUCH! >>PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT! >>YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. SEE GUYS? YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING ME LOOK CRAZY! >>OH MAN I LOVE THIS SONG. GO DANCE! >>NO IMPULSIVE! YOU KNOW I AM A TERRIBLE DANCER. >>LEAVE YOUR DANCE MOVES TO THE COOL SIDE. ONE OF THESE. OH YEAH. HOW ABOUT ONE OF THESE. AND THEN HIT, HIT. HIT IT WITH YOUR HIPS. >>ALL RIGHT THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME. SO, CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THAT RIGHT? >>NO, NO, NO. THIS IS A BAD IDEA! >>OH. OH. >>GET IT WITH THE HIPS. >>UH, MAYBE DANCING IS NOT OKAY. UH, HEY GUYS. UM, WHY DON'T WE PLAY MONOPOLY? >>YES, THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! >>DUDE, WE SHOULD PLAY SETTLERS OF CATAN INSTEAD. >>NO! >>YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. NO ONE REALLY LIKES MONOPOLY. >>WHAT DID HE SAY? ADAM, GRAB HIM BY THE ACHILLES TENDON. >>NO, NO, NO, NO! CALM DOWN BELLIGERENT. WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE ADAM LOOK COOL AND NOT STIR HIM INTO A VIOLENT RAGE! >>THROW THAT DRINK ON HIM. >>WHAT IS YOUR DEAL MAN? >>HEY, HEY, HEY, JUST TELL HIM SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES
PLAYER! >>SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES PLAYER! >>ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE TIME. >>SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES PLAYER! >>I DON'T GET IT. >>ADAM! ADAM! THAT GIRL YOU LIKE IS CRYING. >>SHE'S CRYING? RUN AWAY! >>NO, NO. I SHOULD HELP HER, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
SAY. >>I'LL COACH YOU. >>ASK HER WHAT'S WRONG. >>HEY MARIE. WHAT'S WRONG? >>HEY ADAM. SORRY I JUST I GOT A PHONE CALL. MY DOG WAS HIT BY A CAR. IT WAS MY ONLY PET FOR EIGHT YEARS. >>OH. >>ALL I CAN THINK IS DEAD DOG. JUST DON'T SAY DEAD DOG. >>DEAD DOG. >>WHAT? >>UH, PAT HER ON THE BACK AND SAY, "THERE, THERE PUMPKIN". >>THERE, THERE PUNKIN'. >>THAT WAS HIS NAME! >>OH! JUST MAKE IT STOP! >>STOP! >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>I'M SO SORRY. >>IT'S FINE. IT'S JUST NICE TO BE SITTING HERE WITH SOMEONE. SOMEONE I REALLY LIKE. >>OH! >>OH YEAH! AND YOU GOT TO SING TO HER DOG! YOU SAY, "BOO, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU TOO." >>BOO, YOU KNOW I-- >>THAT'S HANNAH JONES. THAT GIRL IS FINE, FINE, FINE! OW! OW! >>OH, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT! >>AWOOOGA! WOMEN ARE OBJECTS! WAIT... >>ARE YOU CHECKING OUT HANNAH JONES? >>LIE. >>SO WHAT? >>NO WAY! >>NO, YOU WERE. YOU WERE JUST LOOKING AT HER FOR LIKE A MINUTE. >>NO. MARIE, I JUST-- >>DEAD DOG. >>DEAD DOG. >>UH, I GOT TO GO. >>OH! >>DUDE, THROW THIS WRENCH. >>WHAT? AH! >>OW! AH! DUDE! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? >>YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. >>SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES BROTHER.