Indoor Fireworks - New Year Celebration | Ashens

hello ah another new year is upon us again and what better way is there to see at the old year than to make some things explode and or set on fire and that's where indoor fireworks come in I should point out that I'm not just going to let some fireworks off indoors I feel that may be quite dangerous these are specific things called indoor fireworks and they've been around for many many many years my dad got some probably 27 28 years ago and they were a big bag of shite I have no reason to believe anything has changed in the meantime prepare for disappointment I've actually forgotten these things existed so somebody on Twitter sent me a link to them on Amazon saying they still sell these look I was like my god that's got to be the perfect thing for this channel for new year it's like a big batch of pyrotechnic disappointment speaking of which here's the first one to tanzhe tempel Tutankhamun presumably and not to tongue Ted from only the fastest mountain in the West you'll notice they look like little dried up biscuits or something presumably you set fire to them and it's all very pretty flash pellets category one indoor pyrotechnic placing Lian non flammable surface that will be this Poundland baking sheet ignite at the edge of the pellets and retire immediately at least one metre do not inhale smoke just Lantern extractor fan on there we are that's got that running and should get rid of any smoke before it poisons me to death or something I do apologise for filming this in a big echoey kitchen but didn't really want to use pyrotechnics anywhere near the sofa and also nobody else would let me use their kitchen right - ten's temple here we go dun dun dun remember you must always always like these with the long handle safety match I can't believe I wore goggles for this yep it's basically a block of something the burns with occasional little there things that flash in it so I turn the light up and see if it's any more impressive well I don't know about you but I'm slightly underwhelmed already okay what's up next then actually cop a load of that at the surface of an alien planet or maybe just some crap that just got burned next black magic it's like a voodoo doll and tweaks right for indoor use only fold foot of card backwards to form a base and set tube into card so it stands upright play singly on non flammable surface standing sideways fair enough lights ignition ahead and retire immediately at least one meter do not inhale smoke right and I'm not gonna feel about the package look I came prepared with some stuff to stick them in array also I don't really want to put them in something that's made of cardboard and therefore might catch fire okay I'm sure this will be much more impressive not very good liar Am I hmm not massively impressed by that well no hang on something's happening wow it's just like being in Hyde Park on bonfire night I'm just talking by the burning cars not just the firework display so that's it basically puffs out smoke at regular intervals I don't know if you can even see their home you're probably not gonna look at the black area of the background there can't say I'm massively impressed by that it just looks like somebody drawing on a cigarette and then blowing it vertically well if you can handle the excitement let's try a rising Cobra I know what these are and so will you if you've seen that episode of South Park where they have a giant one placing Leon non-flammable surface igniting the edge of pellet to retire me delete at least one meter night inhale smoke contents can forms all in its expanded residue mmm expanded residue that's not my favorite types of residue you might have to zoom in a bit right get ready for ultra excitement oh okay let's try that again there we go there's something disgusting whether it is to be spontaneously producing excrement yet this is deeply unpleasant I forgot how nasty these things are actually what an impressive amount of expanded residue I suppose I'm gonna buy the turn the light off of this one you would see what's happening well that's it it's created this inexplicably nauseating modern art sculpture I'm gonna poke it with a pencil ready Wow right I'll just get that cleared away and next on the agenda of earth-shattering entertainment it's Pharaoh's poison great I really want to be setting out to something called poison don't I murdered there Blair our flash pellets it's just the same as like two common things in the star just looks like something you should swallow instead and a flammable ray if you will right ready steady what's burning here we go then turn the lights off for maximum excitement oh come on oh god it's like the other one but even slower well at least the flash is brighter come on waiting for God oh the firework get on with it is that actually worse than I remember oh man we're gonna read it away from this blimey Oh crikey what could be more exciting than that presumably torch of fire as opposed to a torch of ice or torch of urinary tract infections or something it looks like some kind of sparkler or something then bla bla bla bla ignite on the striking surface what is the striking surface you haven't given me a striking surface I don't think hmm this could be interesting and also potentially lethal and do not carry Bengal matches Lazar so Bengal matches is the proper name I say not carry them loose in the pocket you know something that's really going to happen is it well I'm not going to strike them on a surface and that sounds a bit lethal so I'm going to use one of these stick it in there like the top and get the flippin cackles cakes out of the way Ready Steady you 2012 this is other New Year's all about oh come back 2012 we didn't mean it well on the plus side that does look a bit like a pyrotechnic giraffe's neck while it burns out marvelous I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't have seen that my Michael Bay invests all his money in these expensive computer effects when he could just do some of this well I hope you're all following the indoor firework code which is of course never buy indoor fireworks right next sorcerers swords why would a sorcerer have a sword especially magic is me so dit me staves or sorcerers warmed or something non the handheld sparklers it's a pissing spark play it's a small set of sparklers no these are probably the most impressive thing okay let's get one of these non handheld remember stick them in that set it on fire turn the lights off and pretend we're excited ready whoo that's more like it this could potentially burn cats and things like that sparkles oh well that's it bloody Hill well there's only one left now the mighty Holy Grail dun dun the quest is over we've got some more pissing flash pellets oh great produces novelty effect apparently we'll be the judge of that so it's quite green then was more impressive in the last on team but the ludicrous wait between a tree Sunday I suppose and every time it goes off it sounds a little bit like somebody's tearing a piece of paper you know which is exactly what you want from a huge pyrotechnic display still can't believe I bought goggles for this man that last one went on forever I didn't think one of the main things about fireworks is they're supposed to be boring right well that's your lot yes that's the amount of excitement we can take in New Year's we're gonna have to have a lie-down a cup of Horlicks or another drinker sounds a bit like bollocks oh I tell you what shall we do all those other snake ones at once right five serpents or rising cobras at once do not try this at home seriously ready go it's a Hydra I think it's actually crawling out to attack me what's that this one it is genuinely impressive I'll be in a very weird and unpleasant way I suppose Oh guys all gone the counter yeah slashed Monken gear so there we are gaze upon the face of New Year Happy New Year everybody Yolo Salamone for them at all why afford them how to be any more impressive than wonderful that was supposed to be the big after the credits finale look as it is it actually looks better if you haven't hit up infront of them that's why they say you singly it's not the safety purposes it's because they look multiples

Channel: ashens

Views: 1,077,798

Rating: 4.9096122 out of 5

Keywords: Indoor Fireworks, Serpent, Rising Cobra, Bengal Matches, flash pellets, torch of fire, tutan's tomb, New Year, Eve, New Year's Eve, Pharaoh's poison, sparklers, Holy grail, sorceror's swords, voodoo sticks, smoke bombs, ashens, review, funny, celebration

Id: CgD0mSRP2rg

Length: 12min 19sec (739 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 31 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/skullraze]

Every visual display to describe poor performing sex.

[u/I_Mean_Really]

Despite all that smug he still managed to have fun haha

[u/[deleted]]

I liked the one that produced dog doo doo.

[u/ProfSpaceTime]

The last line was the best.

[u/Kthulu666]

Poor guy, the best thing he has is sparklers. I actually felt sorry for him.

[u/minecraftyyy]

my favorite kind of residue

[u/D8300]

This guy whinges a bit too much for me

[u/WorkingTimeMachin]

With a bit of imagination and a whole lot more of these, you could make some pretty neat special effects for a child's movie or play.

[u/[deleted]]

ahhh good ol' Ashens, love his reviews on poundland tats