INCELS... BEING INCELS

like the video and subscribe right now or this weird doggo will be slithering on your bed tonight the population in the us is about 60 female that means a lot of you girls are gonna die alone keep that in mind next time i text you we want a nice guy no the duck y'all don't he best be the greatest looking guy with a big dick and make six figures or he isn't good enough god sometimes women piss me off pants were invented for men not women it's impossible for a woman to wear pants jeans yoga pants dress pants leggings dungarees etc without shrekalizing her body since they highlight her legs curves and rear end women who want to be modest should not own pants at all that's a lot of words for nobody will duck me what if we kissed in the meat tent that thing looks like it's in her mid-30s and finally ready to settle down did an escape room with all of my female coworkers i was stuck in a small room with three female 458 minutes they smelled so good and we touched hands so much i literally feel high women should post nudes every slightly attractive woman should be legally obliged to post nude or semi-nude photographs of themselves online or there should be some government database that all men can access where the photos are stored i feel very strongly about this as shrek shields are all insults in denial every ishrectual i've seen has been extremely ugly and sometimes obese they are coping by pretending they are single by choice every duckable girl in this generation is either in a relationship until the next best thing comes along or they are single and using every guy for what they can change my mind bet you can't my friend that plays a ridiculous amount of mercy just got this in her twitch inbox i'm triggered hello my name is alex i found you on master overwatch as one off top nurses and i think that's great i like my women skilled at something and still know their place let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker you wouldn't be fourth from now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend you'll pocket me this comes with some conditions you'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning noon and evening some nude ones at night too you obviously won't be allowed to stream anymore and talk to other guys if you please me i'll buy you an occasional loot box or two we'll skype every day make sure to buy a high definition webcam soon here are my contact details if i lived with a woman as shrexy as you i would just jerk off all day that's gotta be the most virgin thing i've ever heard serious my cousin was selfish for not helping me escape insuldem 29 year old perma virgin and lolicon she never did anything to help me she never let me duck her i was 13 years old when i first met her at my grandmother's place she was four years my senior my mom had forced me to spend two weeks at my grandmother's place with my cousins i was miserable the whole time because i had wasted a lot of line chasing after my cousin i must have tried everything to get into her pants i even asked her to let me do it but she threatened to tell everything to my mom and i was forced to apologize she didn't have shreks with me because i'm ugly it wouldn't have hurt her to help me i would have gained a confidence boost and my life would have been a lot different your family was supposed to be there for you your female cousins are the ones who should teach you how to kiss and have shreks she's 34 now i don't want her anymore anyway she's overweight and has a danny child i kind of envy her husband though they met each other when she was still in her twenties when she was still hot he must have enjoyed ducking her while i had to content myself with masturbation i like to imagine that her [ __ ] child is mine i've masturbated so much while thinking of her that i managed to miraculously impregnate her lol it's just a silly fantasy though listen most men love women we do put your duck the biggest douches complain always do just the wrong [ __ ] it is funny no guy wants that being a guy sucks because you love women and you just watch how [ __ ] they are plus most women look at men as a dollar sign not a person or anything just a money bag ducking funny the fact i'm young fit somewhat attractive and have to maybe start paying for shreks cause i'm not ducking a fat hoe again is depressing i ducked a fat girl horrible so nasty see right there y'all you're grouping us all in the same group and sounding like an insult honestly if you maybe started to have a decent conversation with someone you'd be surprised who you would attract cause hostile personalities like yours towards women only push them all away [Music] serves you right for trusting a women all women cheat they're biologically programmed to sleep with the alpha if you're no longer alpha they are no longer sleeping with you throughout human evolution a child who hits roughly age three can be raised by the community this is why women biologically lose their emotional bonding to a man once the child can be raised by the tribe as they don't need you in their life anymore unless they are sticking around for materialist reasons love is a drug addiction to dopamine released during orgasms it's not real it's a feeling designed to get you to breed understand this and avoid it at all costs as it can change your judgment emilia clarke is the sweetest actress in hollywood of course because we've never publicly seen her dark side every sweet woman has the potential to become queen [ __ ] of the universe there is no way in hell that a woman can respect a man who changes diapers who wears a baby carrier who pushes a stroller no matter what she might say no matter how she might try to convince herself that she does her primal brain simply won't allow it [Music] featured comment health teacher let's talk about the excrementary any question me who likes science uranus if you want to be featured in the next video youth hashtag dankness i once approached a teenage girl around 14 years old by asking her for directions at first then i proceeded to ask for her name she became afraid and started walking away i followed her and then she went from walking briskly to running her gate was peculiar because she ran like a newborn fawn turning around every so often trying to see if i'm still following now i want to make clear that i absolutely abhor rape and did not have any intention in that direction not molestation not any of that she had no reason to be frightened i wasn't gonna do anything but the feeling when you follow a girl and she notices you and she tries to lose you or picks up the pace that is kind of a good feeling you become important to her you are no longer some random insignificant face in the crowd i know it is kind of low level behavior but i do enjoy doing that i go to another city look for a girl that is walking by herself and start following her after a while they notice you after dark after sunset it may suffice to just walk in the same general direction as a girl that is walking in front of you they become paranoid i recommend you lonely insults try it sometime just to make her afraid if you know your limits and don't actually harris let alone rape that girl it should be harmless psychological fun if i'm not entitled to shreks then women aren't entitled to anything from me i refuse to enter the workforce system for that reason i will not pay taxes so section 8 femoids can sit on their ass all day while i work not happening looking for a female rumor to pay zero dollar rent i will not charge you money but i will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents they are aware of this arrangement as i have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons i rather not say on here i will expect hugs at least five times a day and cuddles at least two times a day for at least 10 minutes each you will not be dating any other man during this arrangement you will have no male friends either you may have female friends and they may visit if they like you will also be required to make me meals three times a day physical requirements are as stated must be shorter than five feet five inches weigh no more than 120 pounds caucasian oration only republican biologically female no tattoos no muslims no vegans no smoking slash vaping marijuana and you must shave legs and underarms i'm 44 male slash 290 pounds last time i checked 5 feet 6 inches please contact me if you would like this arrangement [Music] tinder is just a [ __ ] app for boys but god tier 4 girls hi people i'm a 19 year old male kissless virgin half a year ago i made a tinder account with the purpose of finding a girl to be with but i got any matches even when i like most of the profiles girls that the app shows me i'm ugly as doc today i decided to give up and turn my account into a fake cosplay girl i just downloaded pictures from a cute but not famous cosplayer account to see how fast a girl could get tons of likes and stuff and yeah 5 minutes took to get 30 freaking likes if any virgin girl reads this please make a tinder and you'll find a guy as fast as you blink you really don't need to be attractive edit one in one hour i got the plus 99 likes can i turn your inside to spaghetti oh i hope you're first born dies of cancer and you have to watch it get lowered in its half-sized grave what makes you think that's an acceptable response you disgusting wedge you are the reason i hate women you've been visited by bartender doggo you will be blessed with tasty drink and no hangover but only if you comment give me something rough doggo thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos [Music]

Channel: Memellion

Views: 40,872

Rating: 4.9315438 out of 5

Keywords: incel, incels, karens, memellion, karen, memes, dank memes, dank, dankness, niceguys

Id: IswEeYGBL2o

Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 25 2020