GIRLS BEING... NOT SO NICE...

like the video and subscribe right now or scary doggo will be haunting your dreams tonight male height chart below five feet two who's toddler five feet two to five feet five a dwarf five feet five to five feet seven a goblin five feet seven to five feet nine a troll five feet nine to five feet eleven a boy six feet and upper king just need someone to bring around the family i'm honestly starting to think they think i'm a lesbian but in reality i just suck at dating lol are you dating oh yay you rejected me and you're going out with that ugly ho boys are so ducking weird okay first of all you look like an ogre so i don't think you should call anyone ugly you poor poor boy you are being really rude to me right now how the duck am i being rude you've been spamming me all day about how you feel about me when i've told you 17 times that i have a girlfriend already and i'll tell you as many times as i need to that she doesn't have to know it could be our little secret no duck girls like me just can't get a break i know i'm fat and ugly but why do guys always have to judge everything from the outside that's why you don't like me right because i'm fat and ugly look you're not fat you're not ugly i don't like you because i already have a girlfriend it has nothing to do with how you look i just love her wow so you're just gonna pick that spanish bimbo over me are you a [ __ ] and just lying about her i'm done with this conversation i'm blocking you by you really are a [ __ ] that explains so much whatever gay boy i didn't even like you that much [Music] so this just happened why did she have to bring up my little steroid though good morning i saw you at walgreens this morning i was the blonde behind you in the checkout lane just wanted to say that you hot as hell hit me up if you want to chill how did you get my number you gave it to the lady at the register for your awards or whatever do you want to get breakfast or something or just hang out super flattered but pretty darn creeped out as well no thank you have a great day whatever don't need to be an [ __ ] [ __ ] you probably got a little steroid dick anyway if a fat woman wants to have shreks with you have shreks with her listen up men if a fat woman approaches you and wants to have shreks with you you have shreks with her no sans or bits about it first of all you should be ducking on a desert to have the opportunity to have shreks with a big beautiful goddess more importantly you have to oblige as she says because if you say no you are actively oppressing her with your bull it ridiculous standards of beauty and let's face it what you think is beautiful doesn't matter because she can be as fat as she wants it's her body not yours by oppressing her with your fat faux big bull it though you are likely going to be triggering her and are thus violating her and her identity and by violating her so viciously like that you are in fact committing rey i'm not really having a good night just text me tomorrow okay boyfriend failed the test you mean ex-boyfriend ducking up all your childish is dark i'm not gonna force you to talk about [ __ ] if you don't want to talk about it don't say text me tomorrow or leave me alone if you don't really want me to do it cause i will leave your ass alone until you want to talk again get the duck out of here with that elementary school [ __ ] today at walmart this girl ahead of me in line card kept declining so the cashier offered to pay for it she told him i have a boyfriend in the cashier legit told her i'm trynna hurry home and watch some basketball right now not date your broke ass woman sent man 159 000 texts and broke into his home naked after one date as a young adult woman i should never have to pay on valentine's day or any day for that matter i need to be taken care of and you're not entitled to my money my boyfriend is in charge of planning our valentine's day date i told him i wanted to go out to a nice restaurant in west hartford that charges 25 an entree and that i was getting the stake and he would be paying for it we both work hard but i don't think i should have to pay hey hello i saw your thing on omegle and you're really hot hahaha thank you no problem you got a girlfriend i do actually oh honestly you look a little gay by the time us good women get the good man we can't do [ __ ] with him cause he's mentally screwed up and secure think everyone is out to get him and ass backwards i won't suffer the consequences of what others did if your man cheats on you boil water let it boil boil and boil as the water continues to boil wait for him to fall asleep when you very sure he's sleep make some tea and drink it tea reduces stress and for you crazy hoes who thought i was gonna say throw it on him get help what the duck do men want i'm a college grad good job own place slash car in shape and can't find anyone while my sister is a little chunky unemployed college dropout pregnant have a revolving door of men [Music] females be like babe i broke my foot that's a nice michael kors bag tell that [ __ ] she can have you that's my mom's bye if you dudes knew how long the list of guys waiting for your girl to be single was ya'll would behave being faithful in a relationship should be done without being asked hate when people are like when he's faithful like didn't you cheat on my boy nick do you delete that please that's not cool my boyfriend raised his voice at me for the first time today i was shocked and upset granted i did shove him into oncoming traffic featured comment julie lopez me uses wikipedia school so you have chosen death if you want to be featured in the next video use hashtag dankness hey you probably didn't really notice me but i was in your physics class and i thought you were really cute and got your number from your friend oh i'm hi who'd you get my number from justin i was wondering if you want to maybe go out for coffee or something else like that sometime this week i'm flattered but i don't think i'm interested um what the duck you don't even know who i am one i asked justin and he told me who he gave me his number two so i do know who you are amanda two i'm just not interested in going out i'm not trying to offend you i'm just uninterested mayo you aren't even worth my time justin said you didn't have a girlfriend anymore and that you were single and i thought you like half decent it was more pity than anything mayo don't ducking talk to me anymore lmao you thought i'd be interested in you you're ducking delusional messing up a change with me oh mayo your loss anyways i'm way out of your league go duck yourself stupid [ __ ] i love seeing someone's true colors and realizing how disgusting they are on the inside whatever don't ducking message me anymore i'm done with you stupid prick why okay but you're also psychotic can you please just lose my contact oh my god no why can't you just listen i'm so nice to you all the time i do absolutely everything for you i'm nice i don't get it i'm like the perfect girl so why do you act like this absolutely everything so what is cheating on me with other dudes everything i don't care what you say i'm sick and tired of listening to your [ __ ] i can't take it anymore i always am there for you and i never hurt you but you keep doing this all right have fun in life k bae okay look i'm sorry i don't want this to end you mean so much to me so just let's put it aside okay what do you not understand about no i just don't get why you've been acting like this lately it's not like i did anything i'm nice understanding compassionate but you still go for the other girls because we have already broken up you're the one who cheated and broke it off for duck's sake i don't care to talk to you anymore we are done here i only cheated because you were talking to other girls i figured you don't even like me anymore right yeah i was to my coworker about her taking over my shift because i was trying to spend time with you but we are done i've said this already you're just full of excuses whatever okay whatever you don't know how good you have it have fun with your [ __ ] i'm actually single right now and quite happy about it you're just like the other guys you don't know how good you have it until it's gone hope you learned your lesson nowadays a girl gets more attention showing off her body and being a [ __ ] than actually being a decent human being if that's what you like to think for the last time goodbye you hate me don't you you know honestly women don't need men at all with today's science we can still have children so the species will still go on that's why men fight so hard to control because they know deep down women are the bringers of life men just destroy and the species as a whole would survive better without them [Music] my girlfriend told me she would suck john mayer's dick in front of her own dad because she loves him so much i said the girl on a netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself nice b.o what kind of stuff dates would you be willing to drive out my way not for the first date halfway if a dude doesn't want to come to me for the first date he'll never come for a relationship if a woman won't meet me halfway for the first date she'll never meet me halfway in a relationship just been to starbucks with josh and i was in a mood so i said i didn't want anything and he actually didn't get me anything haha anyone want a useless boyfriend hey sorry i was busy i'm sort of just looking to hook up while i'm here gross guys who are over 30 who do that are losers enjoy the stds you should be embarrassed to call yourself a career professional maybe put that in your profile next time [ __ ] enjoy your probably fat and ugly future wife or dying alone did you forget you were on tinder i've been dating this guy but he has a cat that he's had for a few years and personally i think he's way too attached to it and affectionate about it sometimes he'll get home and sees his cat and goes there's my girl and peter when i'm like right there in the same room this just seems like way too much attention for a grown man to be lavishing on a cat of all things do you think i could suggest he get rid of it take a second breathe then think you're jealous of a cat and she thinks he's the one with the problem if your girlfriend cheats on you you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat so instead of leaving her for another girl find out the error in yourself apologize to her and be a better man what if your guy cheat on you he's a scum sure that's fine i'm not really looking for a relationship right now just friends and shreks wow yeah see that's what i hate about most guys all they care about and want is to use girls for shreks and take advantage of them i'm so sick of people thinking everything is about rooting this is exactly why i don't want that stuff i also got called a [ __ ] that's not what i mean consensual shreks between people is healthy i'm not leading anyone on and i'm being honest how tall are you how big are your tits thank you for failing my test my boyfriend is conducting a study on toxic men and how they get really defensive when asked about their height and tend to try to offend women by asking about commonly known insecurities in women like weight or degrading them by asking about their chest size that's what you did thank you for being a part of the examples on what not to do i hope you become less toxic one day the irony here is palpable pray educated a job clean [ __ ] cook loyal faithful dirty house stink [ __ ] std ho five kids gold digger broke cheetah i refuse to hook up with the bearded guys cause i know they are all argus hiding their invisible chins and i really hate giving fake compliments don't know how their parents raised them and didn't correct the mouth breathing at a young age it's lame as hell bro hey i had a nice time on our date but i don't know if i felt a spark sorry to let you down yeah no worries honestly i felt the same but i did have a nice time hope you enjoyed your coffee what the duck a ha ha ha pathetic pretending you don't care just cause you didn't get a chance with me luelle ducking man [ __ ] i hope your next girlfriend gives you aids okay i see i dodged a bullet have a wonderful evening why don't any buff guys at the gym talk to me i think i'm a pretty cute girl but all the guys seem so focused on their workouts like seriously guys is there even a guy in this world who actually likes a girl for who she is and not for her body you've been visited by the rare double banana you will be blessed with five years of good luck but only if you comment thank you oh sacred yellow ones thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

Channel: Memellion

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Id: k3-VdUB80LA

Length: 14min 49sec (889 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 11 2020