GIRLS BEING... NOT SO NICE... V3

like the video and subscribe right now and this doggo will teach you how to smile hey it's me we bumped into each other on saturday with remember me i called you earlier and you didn't answer thought you didn't have my number do you want to hang out tonight i don't understand you're coming online but you're not replying what the duck hey i was occupied with something else and couldn't reply do you want to hang out tonight i can't sorry i go to bed early you're a goody good boy i like not really i try to be though lol when can we hang out how about friday hello if you you don't deserve someone like me you deserve to be with a [ __ ] i'm too good for you anyway wow classy you're dumbass i hope you never find someone you have a boyfriend and you're texting me about going out and i'm the dumbest my boyfriend knows about this and we were just pulling a prank on you sure if you you will never have a chance with a girl like me you will forever be alone you will regret this just don't come crawling back to me when you have dated all the [ __ ] and hoes out there that will use you and start looking for a real good girl like me because i will not be here i hope you die thanks for proving to me that you're a [ __ ] a good enough reason for me to block you send my boyfriend a screenshot of it showing he's active now on instagram saying he's a liar for saying he's going to sleep to then refresh it two minutes later and it says active 20 minutes ago help i'm a psycho gonna be single when he wakes up i had a really good time today can we meet up again sometime next week maybe the cinemas or coffee or whatever you want i don't mind ah hey yeah i had a nice time as well i'm a bit busy next week though i have tests to practice and [ __ ] ya know maybe the week after it'll be my treat yeah no clearly i'm not worth your time so don't bother lol not responding to me just cause i rejected you ahaha listen honey i have standards you shouldn't have been considered having a chance with me ugly nay what do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat on a girl's chest like if you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of [ __ ] men [ __ ] are [ __ ] well if you spent less time dating women who support the slaughtering and raping of animals what do you expect vegan women like me are nicer more respectful and we care about humans and animals men step up your game stop dating non-vegan [ __ ] i really want to encourage you all to start robbing men who don't take you on dates the only way to effectively kill this netflix and chill trend they have gotten so comfortable with is if every time they invite a new girl over something different goes missing [Music] honestly hate online dating sites when i ask a man how tall he is and he asks me how much i weigh back as a sign of a maturity for me let me break this down every human is different and we all come in unique shapes and sizes but let me say there is no correlation between weight and height in this scenario if you are five feet six inches in china you are still five feet six inches in the us that measurement is solid and looks the same all over the world i'm over 200 pounds but i carry my weight like a damn queen but someone taller or shorter than me with the same weight is gonna look different from me so when i ask how tall a guy is i'm trying to see on the most basic fundamental level if i'm going to be attracted to you my number on a scale is not gonna change anything about me she dumped him it's been one two days since we broke up and you already got girls hyping you up damn loyalty much nice one great to know i was some dumb toy you played with xx have a good life meanwhile i'm still telling people i love you but i had to break up with you coz we never talked yeah okay bye i guess not gonna let a player break me they are just my friends ahaha just put yourself into my shoes yeah i go out to eat with men on a regular basis not once has the topic of bill payment ever come up because it is always a given that they pay and so they ducking well should it took at me over candlelight for two hours men should pay just to be in my mere presence let alone for my damn meal goodness i hate when women go on about oh i'd never expect a man to pay for my food at a restaurant i always pay for my own we shouldn't expect men to pay like okay ugly did he dm you back yet i just don't trust men who eat breakfast female tray something don't sit right with me if a man watches movies alone i don't want my man to wear glasses i feel like that's a little gay a guy ordering dessert on a date is a red flag for me that's a female thing to do for real [Music] stop ducking leaving me on scene or i'll leave your life your choice if you hurt me i will remember every last mistake you made and do it against you in the worst way possible anyway i'm actually a really nice person i legit feel sorry for some guys like they are gonna be 40 odd all shagged out and wifeless but hey at least they will still have the boys to go down the same [ __ ] pub with every weekend you go to the same pub every weekend he blocked me i called him told him to unblock me he unblocked then i blocked him we block boys boys don't block us man brings attention to his penis shocker your profile picture is literally a uterus uterine vulvas and vaginas are beautiful and need to be celebrated the female body is truly amazing [Music] featured comment serena johnson her i bet he's thinking about other girls him why is it called chilly if it's hot if you want to be featured in the next video use hashtag dankness hi just hear me out okay don't reply until i'm done okay okay so like i think you're a smart guy and kinda cute and was wondering if you would be willing to get coffee or just hang out or whatever i thought we really had a connection when we met i'm honestly super flattered but i have a girlfriend sorry hope i didn't give you the wrong idea at cooper's lol wow you thought i was ducking serious like i'd ever date someone like you i was totally ducking kidding i can't believe you feel for that [ __ ] oh my god i'm sorry but i can't even hey hey james why aren't you responding answer me right now or i'll call the police i'm sorry i love you talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me ugh by blocking you have fun fatty [Music] my boyfriend literally just got me some chocolate and a card for valentine's like when i say i want chocolates what i really want is a ring or a necklace just because i say i want something doesn't mean i want it hey a published author leads with hey haha i'm hot i have a lot of matches and i don't have loads of time to waste on idiots quick prove you're worth my time cause with a response like that you're already a bit in the red son nah i'm good good luck though a guy on here just uploaded a video and i checked it out and he's really hot i realized he has a family so i stalked his instir and i'm a lot hotter than his wife shall i message him i know most of you will probably say i shouldn't but this guy is really hot and i think he deserves better from stalking his insta i can see that when he got with his wife he was overweight and didn't look that great now he's really into fitness as i am and looks really good he seems like a good dad too and a cool person i really wanna message him telling him he can do better than his wife she got wife written all over her some dudes can't read though the smart choice is in your friend zone but you're all too busy chasing the guy that can't read a guy asked me out today and i told him no but i wanted him to try harder why didn't he try again a girl asked me what i wanted for lunch and i said pizza but i really wanted steak why did she bring me pizza do you see how stupid that question sounds that's how your question sounds when guys go for the skinny basic white [ __ ] with fake blonde hair over you and then three months later [ __ ] to you about how they are always bitching about them playing games or working on their car shouldn't have gone for looks over personality [ __ ] when i would have been gaming with you and working on your car with you oh well i'm just the kind of girl you just won a duck and not the kind of girl you take home to your mother you've been visited by an aggressive seal this seal will never attack you with a knife but only if you comment stay away danger seal [Music] thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

Channel: Memellion

Views: 127,857

Rating: 4.9749465 out of 5

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Id: X8jJYhknJg0

Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 17 2020