In This Arcade, You Hit The Jackpot Or Die - The Coin Game

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the good news is that there is a bigger jackpot in this arcade a picture treasure will let you choose white which has a 5 000 reward but the bad news is there is zero skill involved it's pretty much children's roulettes it's a gambling brought to you by fisher price so i would say if i picked white i'd have like uh 10 chance of winning maybe which isn't technically zero so yeah i'll give it a shot here we go we are gonna go big or go home or starve to death one of the three come on come on make money big money no whammy [Music] what's up guys welcome back to the coin game which many of you may remember as being one of the strangest survival games ever but the idea is you can only afford to eat if you sell all of the prizes that you win at an arcade to a pawn shop which sounds simple enough but you gotta remember that arcades are a scam like they're designed to profit off of you not the other way around so don't be all that surprised if i starve to death somewhere between the coin pushers and skee-ball i did not think i was gonna start my day off in the back of a limo i don't even like paying for bus fare like please tell me one of you a butt plug shaped idiots decided to cover the cost of travel to a new location uh excuse me where are we and are you gonna take me home i'll take that as a no it's as if he already knew i wasn't gonna give him a tip i guess we'll never know whose pickle i had to tickle to get into the back of that vehicle but we made our way to one-eyed billies i think this was supposed to be called one-eyed willies at one point but the branding just doesn't really scream children's establishment they have an indoor waterfall they have multiple indoor waterfalls this place is so big that i can't even see the other side of it this makes larry's look like a dirty outhouse one-eyed billy's adventure and fun center is a pirate arcade a boat pond pizza putt-putt golf and a shooting gallery okay um how about we start with the arcade oh i want to see how successful i'll be at winning prizes and earning money from all these new machines and if everything goes according to plan then we'll get pizza and if everything doesn't go according to plan then maybe we'll slip in the boat pond and sue the pants off billy there's a really good chance i'm gonna have no idea what any of these games are before i play them so bear with me but at least this one kind of reminds me of stack em up which is one that i was pretty good at before um excuse me i don't suppose you could not vlog in my general direction when i'm trying to beat the house go wedge yourself between a pair of butt cheeks or whatever you were designed to do i think it kind of goes without saying that i would much rather pirate pizza over pond water so please be something relatively simple was that goods this was that bad i'm assuming i'm supposed to pile these on top of one another to the line so that i get 50 tickets all right then that that's not too bad what's the catch is it just that it wiggles i gotta be careful with the jenga oh they're gonna come faster all right good to know i can't even see them because i'm not looking up that might help just keep them coming right down the middle guys i got 100 tickets i'm so close no okay i understand how it works now i've got three strikes i earned myself some tickets but i want that jackpot i could eat for a week off of 2200 tickets this tower isn't looking too bad if i get a couple of blocks down the middle then maybe yeah [Music] i was gonna say they even screw with you because they have the background sliding back and forth and then the lights flash and they just want you to lose fortunately i am gonna eat like a queen what are you all looking at get away from my freaking tickets all of you uh excuse me i i don't suppose you have any prizes that don't suck do you hello you hear me i honestly don't know if he can he looks pretty jacked up five nights at freddy's animatronic that never made the cut well this is disappointing to say the least i don't know what 2700 tickets will translate to but everything here is complete crap let's take a look if it isn't the big winner yeah i can get myself a shell for 500s inflatable putter for 9.50 plush for 1500 an avocado for 2300 oh you have got to be kidding me so the best thing that i can afford is a stuffed avocado there's no way the pawn shop is going to give me anything for that i don't really have much of a choice i want my freaking pizza so sure i'll take one yeah super red thank you i can appreciate the irony of winning stuffed food that i want to sell so that i can then stuff myself with food but it still pisses me off maybe there's an even bigger jackpot here for me if i could win 15 to 20 000 tickets real easy then that would help a whole lot the good news is that there is a bigger jackpot in this arcade a picture treasure will let you choose white which has a 5 000 reward but the bad news is there is zero skill involved it's pretty much children's roulettes it's a gambling brought to you by fisher price so i would say if i picked white i'd have like uh 10 chance of winning maybe which isn't technically zero so yeah i'll give it a shot here we go we are gonna go big or go home or starve to death one of the three come on come on make money big money no whammy no whammy stop oh yes yes yes yes oh my god it was all skill 100 skill i always had it never didn't have it i can't believe that no i'm good thank you i will be taking my dump truck worth of tickets what are you guys always looking at get get the hell out of here get away from my freaking ticket they're mine part of me really wants to spend those 5 000 tickets on a novelty life preserver and then fall in the ponds because there's no way those are supposed to save someone right that's an easy slam dunk lawsuit but instead i think we're gonna go for the jackpot or the bonus with popcorn pete's pirate plunder it looks like there's a tiny bonus in the middle is 1500 at the bottom as far as i could tell this is more like popcorn pete's pirate plinko but i'll give it a shot okay i'm ready pete so how exactly does this work i'm just gonna drop okay there we go bonus bonus so close 120 tickets i'll take it not too bad let me try here oh oh you can you got this 60 but it gave me 120 uh what did i just scam sentience popcorn what just happened on go for that bonus 90. okay i got 330 tickets that's not too bad but it's not the jackpot give up that booty popcorn pizza i know you've got it give me that bonus it's so difficult because not only do you need to get underneath that top one but there's also like a peg directly above the bonus hole i don't really see how this is possible unless i come so close to nailing it we're getting a lot of tickets every single time though like a couple hundred is nothing to shake a stick at the same time i know he's holding out on me there we go that's the one that's the money i could tell right off the bat yes oh my god why am i so good at these all right come on now one more time give me another bonus give me the 1500 that would really put salt in the wound okay so what did i get like 2 000 tickets maybe close to i don't even know what the bonus was i didn't check the sticker 2012 a fine year and an even better number of tickets see now i'm torn because i really do want to go shoot stuff or go for a boat ride or play some mini golf but at the same time i am running really hot and if i can keep hitting jackpots like there's no tomorrow then this place will be under new management in no time so this bright round mess is called wheeler up or more importantly it has a bonus of 3 600 tickets i've never seen anything like this though i i guess we'll just give it a try and go in blind what's the worst that could happen i lose a couple of dollars am i supposed to do something here oh i need to let the ball go at a specific time okay so i want to get it in one of those holes to keep it going up all right and they're all tens right so i have nothing to lose oh come on so timing it doesn't even particularly matter because it could just be finicky and screw with you what else have we got bonus spins okay yeah i would like a bonus spin did i just get the jackpot did i just get all the way to the top that that's gotta be the point right bonus round oh bonus round we were spinning a wheel and now i need to hope for it to hit the jackpot by just sheer chance it gave me 50. so i got 70 tickets that that's it okay then it definitely seems like getting to the top is the easy part the hard part is having wheeler up actually give you the bonus because it's completely scripted so i have absolutely no influence over whether or not it's gonna give me twenty or thirty or thirty six hundreds i got sixty should i keep going like thirty six hundred is so many tickets but eighty is so little come on you bony grifter give me the jackpot or the bonus or whatever you want to call it i've made it to the top every single time but it's a 1 in 16 chance and there's no way to influence things so i'm just left here with my thumb up my butt trying over and over again i'm not gonna give up i'm gonna get the jackpot eventually maybe i'm not making any promises what do you want from me wheeler honestly like do i need to blow billy because i'll do it so help me god i will absolutely rock his world if you give me the big bonus i did not agree to blow a guy named billy for this there is no video evidence of it screw you wheeler up i know for you guys that probably looks like it was just like three or four attempts i put forty dollars into this machine i've been sitting here for like half an hour yelling at a skull of crossbows yo i don't want to play again i'm good look at the pile of tickets why are you guys always up my butt i i know i make the joke that it's probably what you were designed for but still who's the big one that was the big one okay and then i'll take all of the others great all right let's just cash this in before somebody mugs me what have we got going for us here we won three four jackpots at least 1000 tickets okay then that should probably get us absolute garbage now that i think about it we're a hundred thousand tickets the ship in that bottle had better be 30 feet long snow globe for 65 000 no the crystal skull for 30. i think we all know that's actually made of plastic orange fish plush for 15. so i could get the piggy bank i could get the life ring i could get a plasma ball what do you think the pawn shop would give me more for a novelty life ring or a plasma ball probably the ball right yeah i'll go ahead and take that we don't need the insurance scam right now do we so just to summarize i had amazing luck hit jackpot after jackpot it cost me 54. and i managed to get a stuffed avocado and this plasma thing that seems to be freaking out okay i need to get this to the pawn shop right away before it breaks if they don't give me at least 54 dollars back then we're in serious trouble i'm not trying to break even here okay i need to profit otherwise no pizza oh yeah i completely forgot about that whole having no idea where i am thing which is gonna be a bit of a problem do you know how to get to the pawn shop do you know how to swim let's see if i give you a bit of a dunk make you walk the plank would that be a bad thing what the hell was that oh hold on a second did you guys just see that just a teleported back on top of me uh weird unless you're looking to be an accessory in a crime then don't ask me where i got the golf cart okay all that matters is that we now have a way to get back to the pawn shop as well as a gps that should hopefully guide us a little low on gas though that could be a problem i mean how much gas could a golf cart really need okay i wasn't looking to drive into head-on traffic at 20 miles per hour i think it's dead i mean it says i've got 0.4 gas left whatever that means but this is a good chance to head on collision put a wheelbarrow on it what the hell all right you know what screw it i'll just walk strangers keep honking at me as i awkwardly run down the road and it's making me feel really insecure i hate it but i think that's the pawn shop ahead of us what's behind it though am i missing something they may have added more stuff between the pawn shop and larry's right what are those buildings islandville motel place for me to sleep huh okay that's interesting but yeah let's go into berries and see if we can get ourselves at least a couple of dollars barry i know this stuff is junk but please give me a good deal i almost sucked pirate dick for this come on now what have you got for me value is no it was four dollars and 22 dollars they gave me 26 bucks no come on that's not nearly enough to cover my expenses do you see what i mean it's a scam i know you can hear me in there barry and don't you think for one second that you're safe i know you're in cahoots with larry and billy and all the other scam artists in this town i'll be coming for you just you wait this is definitely new since the last time i was around the neighborhood they opened the islandville motel maybe a good opportunity to give out handies for a couple of dollars i don't know man this is the worst 18th birthday ever i'm just gonna throw it out there right now larry's got the sign up for me but i'm just gonna have to steal this person's bike so that i can get back to playing some golf and shooting things please tell me this works maybe i can't put it in my inventory i can grab it i would like to ride it if that's at all possible no great i'm not losing my mind when i think all this stuff is new right like there used to just be larry's arcade a dog food factory in the pawn shop but now we've got a town plaza which seems to be like a strip mall islandville market islandview credit union and betty's boutique uh oh here we go yes sale on snacks home goods tools don't mind if i do assuming i can in fact go in here oh interesting you are uh absolutely uninterested in what's going on right now huh that's fine let's uh see if i can do you think i could steal could i maybe grab a couple of things and run away oh they have pinball i really like pinball but at the same time i i don't get tickets so i can't spend my money on amusement i gotta spend it on food frozen dinners uh do you guys have anything that's like immediately edible i was only like half joking when i said i might be able to steal things this would be a whole lot more profitable than an arcade if i could just slip a couple of boxes into my backpack no why not nobody's watching i clearly don't have any morals i guess i could uh nope i can't get the kitchen kids either because i probably need to pay for it does that make sense i gotta walk over here and uh lay it on the belt that goods press the button to purchase like this goods did you charge me oh you bagged it for me and everything thank you i don't know if they charged me or not not gonna ask and uh i'm actually gonna use their microwave because i don't have a home oh that doesn't look good i was thinking maybe if i microwaved something that i paid for and something that i didn't pay for then i would have one big meal that i kind of paid for and i'd be able to get away with that but it doesn't look like they're meshing all that well the kitchen kid and the chicken fingers i think they're just kind of freaking out okay well that doesn't look too bad go ahead and uh eat you oh okay just try and all just jab it right into your eyes sure why not and this i can't have fine that would be for the next person i suppose all right you know what i think that's gonna be it for this episode of the coin game guys and i love the fact that this is still getting updates like it is really weird and i know i didn't really do all that much surviving this episode i actually think this is birthday mode i was just poking fun at the survival aspect which is why i got into a head-on collision in a golf course and walked away but if you guys do want to see more if you want to see some actual surviving then be sure to leave like in the video and leave a comment letting me know and maybe i'll return for some more pirate pizza soon but thanks much for watching this video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you next time [Music] foreign
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Channel: CaptainSauce
Views: 292,898
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Keywords: the coin game, coin game, the coin game gameplay, the coin game survival mode, the coin game survive, the coin game survival, arcade simulator, arcade sim, arcade game, the coin game funny, the coin game funny moments, the coin game playthrough, the coin game walkthrough, the coin game update, the coin game jackpot, the coin game one eye'd willies, the coin game pirate arcade, the coin game new arcade, the coin game new update, captainsauce, captain sauce
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Length: 21min 1sec (1261 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 28 2021
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