Impersonation Of Famous Preachers

and my mother used to whip me for three days and she's and then after she finished she said I dried up before I get used on the crop Oh what was the last 70 80 hours about on heavy run around how singing songs like this yeah she touched me now I'm a comedian some people said there's no reason have laughed in the church we supposed to be serious and I'm saying but the Bible says to everything there is a season time to every purpose I think God in these next few more we can stew laughs [Applause] people who don't like to laugh they are what I call flowing in the pathetic I didn't say the prophetic I sent the prophetic because they try to act like a really deep but they really not that deep let me give you an example of somebody that's blown into pathetic Kiley flow dare tell you something that everybody already know play something soft romantic rational I love the words meditational but I'm throwing in a pathetic I'm I act like I'm deep but I'm really not you might have somebody pathetic right over your wrong somebody in the pathetic they look really and they tell you to please leave it occasionally they look at you and tell everybody something we already know they say you know what this just came in my stupid and they always gotta have it look like something's thinking and then then say something that everybody already know and then they act like everybody should be slain in stages they like hallelujah the Lord just told me to tell you tomorrow is Friday now I grew up in church all my life my father's a pastor my father was a pastor all of my uncle's were preachers I'm saying I'm talking reaching preachers even the dogs in that neighborhood could preach I'm sure we'll be walking down the street we rubbed on the head cats and mice was in saved and delivered but one thing one thing I used to hear the preacher say he used to say these words in my little Baptist Church he said he want to make sure the people that are leaving I'm here and closed ladies I'm here to close y'all don't hear me buy the holidays like I'm getting ready to close yes I am and you know as soon as a little boy wonder how many doors as his preacher on this message cuz you know at the same time the people of God wants a preacher to be like Pharaoh and they got people done I'm about to let y'all go y'all know I love Christian television how many y'all got watching Christian television I know y'all do yeah I love watching Christian television i watch Christian television so much that I start imitating some of the people I see on Christian television ladies and gentlemen dr. Fred price listen listen those of you watching me buy television they see some of you pity some of you don't like what I'm teaching but this is that's why you still grow and I'm not don't get offended see I didn't call your name Leighton German dr. rod parsley hello everybody I'm pastor rod parsley and I'm so excited to be with you today [Applause] some are you listening and watching right now looking down your long religious no I'm telling you by the end of this night you're gonna be the main one dancing on top of the table with a lampshade on your head don't you worry I'll be right back here tomorrow right here on breakthrough isn't any non-visible in arms you'll never get to it isn't he always set y'all coming that's a joel osteen well I'm just so excited to be here with you today just [Applause] want to let you know that there's no reason to fight and get into strife just love your neighbor and just just get along with them because if you love your kid and if you love your doll and if you love your spouse everything will be just fine because there's no reason to fat just keep loving and keep going forward I'm Pastor Joel Olsteen German bishop tdj trust me people say get ready as I said you can render clothes when I said a bit the devil man now thought he had you and now you having a good time come on tell her oh yeah clap your hands got it's a good dog hallelujah and now ladies and gentlemen let us now go all the way to the island of Fiji with Pastor penny here crushes people lip your hand all day long has the game just a whisper listen there's a lady you're watching my television I want to tell you something keep watching my favorite part is when the praise reports coming in because I'm telling you they're really excited I'll never hear the praise report on pastor Benny this lady says she been standing in line for three days she's that when she got here that she couldn't hear well but in the last few moments she said that she can hear out of that here hallelujah we gonna pray Oh anybody like the whining family I like the whining family - I like the Winans family the one time that I've seen real good almost saying this and I'm a close father one can make any song sounds if moment ones can take his ABCs and you'll feel the holy go Marvin wants can sing is maybe he'll be singing ABCD efg hijk LMNOP yeah sheera man UV W X Y matter the I said my baby tell me what you think turn me row row row your boat government my left is good message so make sure you get your data go come on put your hands together god bless you I love you TV in you know watching even in the TV in audience to being family ecclesiastic

Channel: Soughtout Ministries

Views: 5,384,931

Rating: 4.828546 out of 5

Keywords: John, Gray, Christian, Comedian, Bishop, Jakes, Eddie, long, Comedy

Id: g705VNsymQQ

Length: 10min 19sec (619 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 24 2009