IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!! | Pony Island - Part 1

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to Pony Island now don't be deceived by what you see in front of you the childish demeanor just hides a darker demon lurking within the same demon that wants to burst out of our chests and consume us from within and then destroy our entire town and family in society as a whole and we'll corrupt all of our politicians and everyone in power well anyway now that I've shut up properly welcome to Pony island a game that is deceiving and has nothing to do with any sort of tiny pony and no one cares who owns them this is a different type of game one that is made by systemic tech incorporated if I can talk properly we're gonna get through this video just fine in case ah I thought this was another menu but I'm keen on your secrets I haven't seen this game before what is that I want a free ticket hell yeah ooh that is weird that was a realistic hand in front of my face I mean I've got a realistic hand here but I'm not sure what this is supposed to be advanced art ah I cannot turn off the cheerful facade anti-align losing fix Start menu ah I fixed the Start menu but broke this options menu I'm boned hey we're in a temper - oh God obscure options not able oh so you can't turn that off oh but I can put the ah that's much better all right Oh their eyes are open now they see everything let's get good okay like I said I've never seen this game I just know from the trailer on Steam that it gets weird but this is getting weirder than I thought it would uh-oh ha what is there supposed to be Boeing movie - boom Oh something's now right here oh now we hit load the game maybe I wonder if eventually the screens just gonna go reflective black and I must see my docile face staring back at me from in front of get out of the way of the loading bar I'm trying to make a stupid joke ah oh that's not gonna work if I die yeah okay now we're making progress okay oh you just hot let's get you I don't if it was going to work I tested it a thousand times it's almost time to play okay welcome to boney Island see you're giving me mixed signals here here I thought you were mad at me for fixing it but now you're seen do is that a button background oh [ __ ] am I supposed to be oh-hoh well that doesn't seem natural huh with the artistic a little silly oh the articulation physics don't seem to be properly calibrated yeah okay so far so fancy and free I feel fine oh boy I love this already by the way I must say oh it's a Mario flag I got huge success I am blasting through the Lord's how many little am I gonna get I get so good I can want to thumbs right overcome what wonderful I think I'm gonna continue when it gets to 69 why is my favorite one lon okay so a little lost but number one love this whole style of like alternate reality game or augmented reality game thing going on here kind of a meta scenario with the realistic person outside play Oh last whoa okay so maybe I got a baby I gotta wait until goes to war love one warden in the mean walk I just get to walk in the grill my own suit ice oh yes keep your moderation boys on me in the comments down below Rommels there oh wow I saw you over there oh I'm gonna get all the tickets hell yeah well yeah get a realistic hand in there oh yeah okay in overflow error experience the rest of Pony Island insert your soul to continue paywall null so check soul validates also required okay well maybe I need to do a little bit of this and this and this and then I won't have to pay my soul eyes nice do not proceed hell yeah oh did I broke it my horrible habit of breaking games have followed me to this one that didn't seem to be doing nothin BAM okay oh hello missingno it's how you Mewtwo Oh Pony galaxy oh yes please we okay what am I playing pony galaxy Oh chip it's all [ __ ] I'm terrible at this is so weird this games within games within games within games why are we playing so many goddamn games I bet if I get a high score on this I'm gonna get another ticket but I don't have nearly enough information I have been trapped in this game for what feels like an eternity anthis playing help endless testing I am level 7 8 109 to remember that number 7 8 109 to write that down for me to type it in the comments below 7 8 109 to and I'm trying to piece together star oh oh I see ha ha ha ha ha Oh what was that hello hello hello my prayers are answered hello how are how are you how are you hello I didn't mean to do that I'm a prisoner of this machine so am i I do not want to panic but it's possible that we may share the same fate oh noes I have a plan but I do not have the means to execute it you must help me how are you will you help me yes what was that oh hi hello hello huh you must feel good about yourself you hacked your way out of pony island why I don't know the positive feedback loop for completing mundane jumping task wasn't engaging enough for you know I'm a pro gamer c1u copyright at AI f hashtag are you just had to what don't message anyone else on here now my plan there are three core Program Files that this entire operating system depends on deleting a single one will lessen the power but that he wields but we must delete all three to truly escape do you understand me No ah you just who are you talking to no yes no you you are so arrogant I've been making changes to Pony Island we will see what you think of it this time I asked you not to talk to him oh jeez okay you are mine now say yes master no [ __ ] oh oh whoa hey y'all God type in [ __ ] oh here I'm a hundred percent F uck oh all right fine then I'll play your game you rogue you [ __ ] rogue see if you're too good for my game this time we will see I'm not doing that hands are up here thumbs up the bum as per yuge okay ah good a pentagram system tactic corporate Satan tech I see that okay say tantek okay oh they're crying zeroes and ones Oh No aah I know oh oh I just had it it was just in my brain it was just in my brain hang on ah man why didn't I take a picture of that I didn't think it'd be too much seven eight one seven eight 109 - BAM okay so that's not correct there so that doesn't go there let's go - oh we can go Don's oh no hey hi oh this looks like some Kody code I don't know how to solve this there seems to be a problem here a little doink then a Twinkie Twinkie yeah hell yeah give me that ticket give me that ticket baby I don't know what these tickets do but I'm getting a whole hell of a lot of them all right let's go into this game if loading times nice you thought that was too easy how what do you think now oh I can't jump high or they'll get ha ha ha my game is challenging but fair come back with it okay I don't I don't know about that okay in a listing well [ __ ] Knicks ah put it back but if I okay cheerful facade well that's broke seed fan star Angie oh boy or all these oh that's just gone now okay ah okay so I need to spell out Advanced Options nice fan story oh hell yeah jeez - Morgan I blew up the heart why did I have to blow up the heart I got another ticket though good for my advanced gameplay old prototype options keyblades okay unlimited free well give me that free well whoa whoa ah [ __ ] okay so it's a boozled ah okay oh okay it's really useless Oh cheater no no I won't let you cheat oh come on man touching - oh okay how am I gonna enough yeah that's not enough oh [ __ ] I need more Oh it stops oh look carry on Ike hey hey yeah I beat your system bro I'll beat your system yeah give me that give me that I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it so badly try to click on it I want it so badly okay all right okay okay so I gotta do this one now boink see then down try some of this [ __ ] boink make that [ __ ] nice and bigger boink and then another point here okay I got it look good okay y'all then over y'all go with this for now right ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba yes pony lasers Wow oh Jesus holy [ __ ] I love laughs go back in and turn that off you can't weigh with that laser man security settings rental allowed to die on earth Oh help me I don't what I don't know what these numbers mean hey hello how are you so am i oh no that's me oh that's me ah okay coach door just take one I don't know what this is are these game codes for steam I don't know I don't know I don't know okay I'm gonna go now all right cool let's try it Wow oh man now my pony's getting too powerful for you so Papa's gonna lag the computer back I've got some very polite laser blasts oh wow oh good I don't even need my hands to play point of easy-peasy okay cool exactly cheating I'd say oh geez is that a meter on my body that says how much laser potential I got because I got a lot of laser India I just gotta channel it out don't make me fire my rear laser that's the one that really doesn't it I hope this is hurting you in some way although that does sound like a malicious thing that's saying how they say it out loud you [Music] [Music] ah I made it in it seems he is distracted this is our chance oh I don't know if I trust you that portal will take us to a core file I didn't even read the rest of it I just trusted you endo right in this is it this is the core file that looks like a daemon over there it's a kind of defense that he set up to guard the file shouldn't be a problem since it's locked up strange let's unlock it how do we unlock it game do that Oh awesome it's awesome logic I don't know if I like Azazel logic hello are you [Music] then yeah kind of a little bit I mean I don't want to say anything about your stupid game in your stupid way of life and your stupid existence in this stupid computer and the fact that you're stupid I thought it might've been a little easy I'll get you I'll get you four house dollars in hey hey wait a minute hey wait a minute we're fighting up battle here oh I see how this is ah you you lose stupid dummy child's play yeah beat you yeah you'll not break another I don't know about that let's fight come on come on what you got it's all we're gonna be doing oh yeah I need ah okay so we're playing aha so we're playing a clever ruse so I definitely need this one here oh you says ah ha ha I win I win I win I'm a winner I'm a winner I'm a winner I win ah my mom would be so proud of me mom if you're watching this hi are you proud of me text me if you're proud of me thank you everybody in the comments just ignore this conversation but I am the greater mind I don't know I beat you twice now all right let's rise again Josie's have to go here nice I needed that thank you I actually did boink let's move that up there yeah no no I don't like that no I don't think that belongs there definitely need that one there okay you down there perfect okay you're doing me a great service that went over there okay easy peasy lemon squeezy nice nice nice and I win I win I win I'm the greatest that ever was I know exactly how to play this game that I've never played before what are you doing hi well master you mean uh mister [ __ ] over there you mean mister doesn't know how to type yeah he's a easy yeah he's a bit of it was oh those are things that cannot move ah very interesting so I'm gonna put the dumped ones right here oh I needed that you ass yes nice non moveable I'm gonna move this in then on mobile good one but not quite if you wanted to be a not dad - not a dick then maybe he shouldn't have been the man and bang boom bang boom bang boom bang go I know how to beat you Azazel is this really how you're programmed to be that much suck and death fool your profit is oh I don't know about that you're literally a demon I don't know what could be worse plus I'm pretty sure I could just walk you have been deceived yeah actually I'd actually be willing to bet that he's not lying about that whoever's talking to me probably wants to take over pony island and there's something else going on here I'm just a guy that walked up to a really funky arcade oh is this where I can see my reflection in the mirror ooh say tantek cool ah core file missing cool okay so I'm gonna end this episode here I'm gonna do a full playthrough this game because this phenomenally interesting so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought of it down the comments below and as always I will see you in the next video a part of me is like okay but then I actually have to try to start your life with all the knowledge you currently have but you can't recreate the relationships you currently have

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,094,795

Rating: 4.9581213 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, pony island, pony island game, pony, pony game, creepypasta, limbo, trapped, game, gameplay, video game, gaming, creepy, funny, awesome, awesome game, pony island markiplier, bizarre, weird, strange, cool, fun game, twist, twist ending, imma firin mah lazer, lazer, lazer collection

Id: 2YEPRp39tTs

Length: 21min 25sec (1285 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 22 2016