Schlatt's Big Day Out

nope oh what's going on schlag heads it's me schlag and we're going to play some baseball today baseball is a huge passion of mine and I've got two of my friends who also really like baseball so we're going to Dick's um but before that we're going to my favorite place in the world where where dude what the hell massages why the hell foot heaven where are you going don't I'm not getting out of the car I'm not going in foot heaven what's wrong with this why is he limping I'm not going and put heavy flat you're back in the car the only way to correctly bat shop you just have to look and see which bat has the coolest name that's see that's the cat see cat cat I'm looking for something mean though something like ravager oh oh Gunner Gunner I think Gunner might be the best one honestly that reminds me of some good times back in the day excuse me yeah can we get a 33-inch Gunner yeah thank you wow thank you that matches your eyes it matches what I've done okay wait can we get this again sizzling bacon bigs oh my goodness get it okay get it you guys are the goats okay I love the car hey watch the news tonight really yeah what what channel all of them if you want to help us make money on this video and not just lose money on gunners again go to gamersups.gg slat and pick yourself up a can of titty milk is it is it not sea time yet we're not at the fields that smells insane wow hey he was just giving me head or something you okay oh oh I got my mouth here I think you need another one I really couldn't I think you need another one noises in Numbers Chapter 13 and just make a long story read the [ __ ] verse longer [Music] and notice in verse two [Music] which I am giving to the children of Israel [ __ ] sunflower seeds go hard bro stop eating all of them you fatty I love the ball game I love baseball [Applause] ah I guess I got oh Jesus I thought you had a gun I do have a gun you're being very quick with your actions and you have large black object in your hand we got big sizzling bacon oh yeah like this I just tune up and swallow is that bad yummy so basically we're just gonna take them out we're gonna take some swings and uh just have some fun there's a hundred dollar bat this is a pure aluminum slow pitch softball bat I think we're gonna hit some dingers with this but also if push comes to shove we got the Gunner right there it's a 400. you know how this is the Gunner I don't I'm not a big fan of bb4 to be honest I think regulations are terrible and bad for the economy but uh you know we'll see if it we'll see if we can hit some dingers with it maybe some Frozen Ropes you get some pictures in smell that thing that's good all right I'm taking the first swing with the maniac someone get up there okay get up there I had a [ __ ] stint with a baseball bat they named it after me they call me the maniac of Austin Texas I wasn't in Austin back then I just sent a lot of bombs in the post office you ready oh yeah oh my God oh sorry Nick you're so slow and fast oh my god oh throw it back to the picture Watch Me Hit This oh my God that's gone so Homer that's what was my fourth swing white gun let's see what you got holy [ __ ] look at the arch on that back are you seeing that I'm gonna I'm getting I'm getting some activity going on downstairs wrong leg [Applause] it's in the Drake that's in the drink it's a drink it's in the drink my performance as a picture was a little bit embarrassing it won't lie you all ready Nick what you ready all right baby get that oh what what are you doing what come on pipsqueak pick up your bed I bought this for you what do you say it's Paul yeah ready [Laughter] laughs [Music] right over the plate buddy [Laughter] I'm here buddy yep [Laughter] oh outside oh my bad my bad School see that [ __ ] first baseman I don't even know what the point of this is oh he's having a little hissy fit [Music] I'll call him down come on down please what happened man tell you you got Tommy John or something you just know it used to be you got injured in eighth grade you just throw in the through the towel what happened well you got me thinking that maybe I was supposed to have a small one Maybe so like I I think I just got used to it yeah and because of that um I threw I threw out everything right so I normally I don't be like normally it's just a bad day that's enough all right oh my God look at the way he's [ __ ] standing holy [ __ ] this this guy can't hit [ __ ] he's not even gonna he's not even gonna leave the infield ready no I believe in you [Music] oh not bad how did you not do that once oh [Music] yeah oh come on man oh Gunner back up back up hey that's we'll get kicked out doing that [Music] almost [Music] I sick no okay you hit the Dinger I throw a pitch and you you do the dinging don't be a dinger that was right down the middle broke my hand are you okay man get up here get up here get up oh come on come on come on man oh my God you're disfigured oh my God I am so sorry where's my face is it okay oh [ __ ] oh I think they're telling you all right that was pretty good I think they're telling me okay [Music] that's a funny joke scared me for a second I'm breaking this [Music] [Music] right kind of underwear what do you mean like what's your favorite brand of underwear oh we're playing okay sorry later are you ready he does that he's got such an amazing stance look at look at how he look at how he squares up there it is what are you doing container quit picking grass it's playing class we're gonna do three Swings with this guy this little reflex person who hits it hardest wins wins what 20 200 no 300 what should they win Finn my car that's enough they should win the bat [Music] the bat they will they'll win the bat all right whoever hits it the harness wins the back what the [ __ ] is this three swings what is going on okay [Music] oh my God almost one bounce to the fence I don't think I'm gonna hit the fence but we'll see let's go yum yum we'll see let's go all right no but honestly it's so much shorter than it looks all right I've heard that which one should I use the Gunner or oh my God you don't look good I gotta go home I haven't been outside in this long oh [ __ ] you good oh damn this one's gone you owe me head holy crap that's right I'm not blowing nobody today I'm not blowing nobody give me a head oh I won't get you I hope I don't hit you oh really I hope okay okay oh it fell off it's gone it's gonna hurt it push backwards which one is it where is it oh damn that is instant bruise oh my God it was seconds ago yeah you're you're losing your legs oh [ __ ] hey hey get him out of here he's got a limited ammo he's got a limited ammo long day playing ball everybody feeling supremely refreshed by my gamer Subs flavored titty milk gamersups.gg titty milk or just slash slat use my coach light get 10 off next time next time we go on a day where it's not as humid because holy [ __ ] Finn is in a hoodie right now I'm in a crew deck that's insane wearing sweatpants that's [ __ ] nuts your car's literally gone actually coated too where's mine dude the father gives me will come to me dude why is this guy talking about coming the one who comes to me I will buy anything why is he still talking about coming let no one just you with empty words but because of these things the wrath of God comes upon the soul oh my God

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Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 07 2023