I went on my First Date in Minecraft...

look at me in the eyes mwah so i am i went on my first date you all know i'm not i'm not awkward i am cool calm and collected always so when i met this girl offer off of tick-tock i just knew i'm in by the way if you don't mind please subscribe and just be honest with you if you enjoy please check the subscribe button even if you're already subbed man seriously i appreciate it so much we installed the voice chat mod food at minecraft and prepared for my date oh there's not long until she's here how do i look who is she who is she she's the girl of my dreams we're gonna need to set up a bit of an area there's gonna be a girl joining the server in a moment look at me in the eyes king king why are you why are you calling me king so much i need you to wingman me you're just gonna be down some epic beats i can know what wingman is as well as this you've got to be the host all right i'm counting on you this is my first date okay we could get married i could be the next feels and my i could get to 32 and deport my wife all right i need you to take this [ __ ] seriously all right look at me get there that's very tired okay get your hand slap your face wow are you taking it seriously now no get your hand again slap your face are you taking it seriously now get your hand slap your face okay you're taking it seriously are you feeling pumped honestly i i just kind of have a headache what the [ __ ] i didn't know but it was time for her to to join the server this skin is called i have arrived wait hello hello oh [ __ ] hello hi oh i didn't mean to hate uh excuse me let me just change okay you changed no peeking okay i'm not oh my god you look [ __ ] we've prepared a little uh-huh please stand up i'm sorry i'm this is my first day have you been on many dates before oh you've had loads of other boyfriends haven't you no i've been on m62 so she's been on dates before i thought this was both of our first things okay stay stay calm stay calm okay okay we got this hello welcome fine dining establishment so there's a couple of rules that we need you to adhere to so every time you hear this bell this yeah this is the shut up bell okay so um okay he's currently she's been on dates before oh god no way we should probably get rid of the long bed she's gonna know of my crude intentions [Music] you're tom's date are you yeah yeah i am but just the idea to remind you sorry you know what well nothing nothing nothing nothing anyway as you were saying oh man oh man oh man oh man am i doing the right thing yeah i am i am like i was saying rules of the goddamn restaurant okay when you hear this bell okay uh-huh okay shut up [Music] you know what i do need food or i'm gonna die here we go i'm going to blast the music [Music] she is the worst what what there's some dart over there she's already teared down my defenses i'm so sorry you just be the waiter just be the waiter just be honest either way i don't want to wink bad anymore okay i think we need to i think we hello handsome you're looking very beautiful today [Music] hello hello this is a date we're on a date we're on a date yes so what's your favorite seasoning main cinnamon i i love coming oh yeah no me too hello hi i bought the food the food's done so we have lamb sandwiches for you guys today oh lamb you know i love lamb and sandwiches what do you think of the service here it's real good right let's um [Music] [ __ ] it's pretty shut what the [ __ ] i bet your [ __ ] pardon [ __ ] anyway i'll be honest wasn't going that well my usual tummy in it charm don't know but don't worry don't don't worry i could pull it back why do you um did it hey sound kind of like that when you speak you make you don't sound english i because i'm not english i'm not english i thought you were english no i'm scottish but i thought you were english i'm [ __ ] scottish [Applause] ignore him for a moment i'm why would you choose to be scottish to be [ __ ] i'm sorry i'm sorry i even felt wrong saying that well he did the other guy so i thought it would be okay get down my lady in this pit [Music] [Applause] i've got free stuff why did you build a cog i like [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] i hate this girl can i just oh you're kind of a dick you're kind of a [ __ ] dick well you are scottish look at me do you want to mess with a guy that's got two axes you insulted my boy bros before tick-tock girls or in other words oh maybe maybe not no no no no no no no she's got the sticks [Music] your choice to eat that eye oh fire i like fire you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you beat him to death [ __ ] oh my god are really nice thank you [ __ ] you mother [ __ ] i oh my [ __ ] god i'm in shock this stupid [ __ ] with a scottish accent she was all she's she was a dick oh you like a book do you like reading oh i do like reading indeed actually oh yeah no it says punch too so like do i just want to yep yep just like that give him that too oh this is great this is so fun i don't understand how did it go okay this girl i think she's the girl of my dreams and then and then all of a sudden she's not she's not and she sucks but it's okay are you gonna put her in a pit of fight excuse me hi oh you do have reconciled yeah we're friends now yeah we're friends beauty that is a really arrogant name by the way and your green eyes remind me of the colour of vomit you know what i think i think bye-bye come with me girl you should why don't you come and what come to me why okay so what the [ __ ] is that yeah yeah there's a what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay hi rambo well i'm dying in front of you anymore you take it from here i'm just going to play minecraft and start my own house and leave you all alone what get out of my hole oh okay that was a bit weird i'm very sorry and i think that you're very hot and beautiful and i hope you could give me a second chance she was lying she's lying hey tommy tommy quit stringing her along just ask the question yeah stop slime hey rambu ride me did i do it right anyway i think this is a sign for you to love me this is what i do to girls i'm gonna die well no that says punch too would you take me on a second date ladder [Music] wait have you ever beat the game i don't recall i have you've never killed the dragon well i've killed it in like creative or whatever like on my xbox 360 that one time i will not go on a date with you if you haven't killed the dragon well then wait dick kill dragon rambu rambo date kill dragon kill dragon let's put you in a cage so you stop talking let's rip off your mouth i've got the eyes the eyes of endermen turbo did grinding but i just don't [Music] no no no no no do not you [ __ ] free just get rid of the problem just [ __ ] it stop just saying what you see a ugly person oh my name is tick-tock girl i am going to cry like i'm beating the this on my own i'm go i'm going to build a family [ __ ] them [ __ ] them all i'm building my own family felicia this is felicia this is john this is john get a [ __ ] away this is john this is felicia this is my mom and dad okay you have some trouble at home don't you even though uh beauty was the biggest [ __ ] wrongin of all time we started to get stuff together don't mess around with him he's so pretty shut up let's just let's just beat the game oh cave okay queen come back i've been summoned oh okay okay i'm coming over down the hall say your prayers you know queen queen rambu do you know who my queen rambu is why did you come here i'm looking for rambu my queen get out my way hey what a helmet it will prevent people from seeing your face oh oh okay how am i doing out at 10 for what like date wise you're doing pretty [ __ ] [ __ ] you put me in a fire pit you call me ugly you drowned me i didn't call you ugly that does not sound like something i would say yeah but you were mean to turbo you were mean to yeah but then me and trouble and also sas remix yeah please stop twerking on the table i'm gonna kill something excuse me mattress please oh can you see people has been vanquished i heard you can sing okay rambu you're gonna judge which one of us is a better singer before we go and beat the dragon right you're first no you first i have no songs first sometimes all i think about is you late nights in the middle seriously is it serious yes do you want me to sing brave just sing i don't want to sing creeper let's start [ __ ] going to the end let's grab the long beds this is [ __ ] come with me but you two stay here sorry is it going well so far i mean yes i i like you you're very pretty holy [ __ ] wait look look at me [Music] there he goes [Music] is that a good or a bad thing wait did i do something come back i only cast him he's reacting like that oh [ __ ] he died this is the worst she was in scotland i saw this video of a guy in scotland who lit a bin on fire and it exploded oh yeah no a lot of beds do get lit on fire i'm gonna go with you why do you why are you setting bins on fire on fire yeah but who's setting a bid on fire oh yeah i know five million plus people there are five million i have more subscribers than scotland yeah scotland doesn't have any subscribers yeah yeah loser you you're a [ __ ] loser scotland no one from scotland likes you that's not true the scottish love me yes i do no the scottish not you you are just tick-tock well how was your day today it was okay good to hear what did you go up to not very much i i sat oh i like setting too what's your favorite thing just to to how do you sit um on my arse what would you want from me i sit well oh you do only has hemorrhoids no i do not have hemorrhoids ignore him no i i don't have hemorrhoids you do yeah you have a flumptuous butt flare queen you come here often nope every minecraft world is procedurally generated oh okay um wow so what's your favorite color uh transparent oh what's your favorite color um forest green forest green is actually my least favorite color i don't like forest and i don't like green why are you being okay is he okay i don't think so absolutely are you two are you two kissing on my date [Music] don't ever talk over me could you be more like a ninja please how the [ __ ] does ninja act do you want to see my 90s not really okay i don't know maybe maybe let's stray away from the fortnite because that didn't work okay um do you like wario from the hat wario why why do you i can't understand you when you talk like that oh oh um some little birdies are saying vex star you like this star hey guys it's me fixstar123 oh [Applause] you might want [Music] for my days ah yes okay set your spawns everyone look at me in the eyes let's just get this dub and please i don't like this hello friends it appears that i may and don't look perish okay we're gonna kill it stop [ __ ] around oh let's just let's just not deal with that actually and there we go free stuff there we are come with me bro hey i [ __ ] died [Music] i have a plan okay but where'd you get that tnt oh off the top of this corpse yeah okay it's coming down it's coming down okay here we go watch this okay go go go here we go here we go here we go yeah we need like the luigi board or whatever it's object all of that stuff kind of scared the [ __ ] out of me the other day because like rambo was like doing it outside at my tree because he's convinced we have a tree i got it i got it again [Music] [Music] come on [Music] so i have this in friends called tubble he's really cool and i feel like you would like him yeah i was telling my friend about you yeah so this is him [Music] oh hi let's go back to spawn finally this date is over oh yeah did our date go well how do we tell did our date go well what the [ __ ] yes yes our date went well yeah yay thank you guys so much for watching

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Length: 18min 39sec (1119 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 26 2021