I Want To Be Tall

[Music] is [Music] what are you doing [Applause] [Music] seven inches this year i just know it no that's not how it works so my plan is to just sleep a lot eat a lot of fresh vegetables and fruits drink a lot of water they said i could do anything so i'm gonna grow seven inches taller it's my new year's resolution i'm 32 years old [ __ ] and i can't [ __ ] do it i know i can't they said i could i [Music] you're being a hater i can't i can do it i can grow seven inches [Music] [Music] i can grow [Music] what the [ __ ] no turn it off turn it off we have to make a video turn it off no talk to me just speak it's easier to talk if i have some background and weird click away no no no no no no no no don't click away click away now because i told you to not because it's the new year and i was thinking about what i wanted my resolution to be there's a lot of room for opportunity to improve in my life okay but i'm just going to continue ignoring them like i do every year what i really want to do in 2019 is grow just a little bit taller why do you think that you can do that stranger things have happened it's physically impossible but go off lots of things are impossible they said flying was impossible and here come the wright brothers you do not just use the wright brothers that's the source for why you're gonna grow seven inches you landed on the moon there's a robot on mars right now and you're telling me i can't grow seven inches i'm pretty sure i do correct both of those things are correct although it is my goal to grow at least seven inches taller in the meantime i've thought of some ways where i can just make myself look a little taller because in 2019 i really just want to walk into a room and be that [ __ ] you know ready just imagine it clump clump clump clump clump that's the type of energy i'm bringing into 2019. if i get some really high shoes and some really high hair i feel like i can be taller until i reach my goal of growing seven inches at least so you want to spike up your hair and wear tall shoes yeah so i can be that big no i should hear you you don't have to do that when i walk in a room i wanted to be like what bam not that i leave this house but like you know if i did i wanted to be like well bam who is that tall [ __ ] is this a good video absolutely not but you know what i don't care the doctor said i was gonna be 5'7 when i was a baby and then something [ __ ] happened and now i'm will you help 5'5 the vision that i had sorry my legs were very sore i worked out for the first time just the other day and i'm feeling very sore my vision was to get these like big punk boots with like platforms you know like cool ones but unfortunately we couldn't find any more but lucky for us we live in the land of adult stars there's no shortage of adult stores i feel like this might do the trick and then i picked out a nice fresh and fun 2019 outfit okay you guys down i'm all the way down wait are you talking to me or then i don't know anybody that wants to come on this journey with me there's plenty of ways to like put a bottle in there and tie it up or like like joanna her video where she puts scrunchies in her hair look at this queen okay like i know i could do something like that but that's not what i'm looking for i'm looking for like that real [ __ ] it's me beach you know this is the energy i'm trying to bring into this year this i'm gonna need you to do a lot of it for me which is also the energy i'm trying to bring into this here are you trying to lay down yes here we are at the place where my dreams are going to come true no so what i need from you to help me make my dreams come true is to brush my hair out into an even fan and then just start butchering it this is a bad idea why is it bad i've already covered my hair in a hundred layers of hairspray and what happens i just did it in a bad shape last time like this is a good shape so dumb this is the internet the whole thing is done this whole channel is done have you met me ow you i don't care i don't want to be that [ __ ] alone pretty sure you already are that [ __ ] wow the energy i need okay it's perfect oh thank you so just spray away is that a good shape yeah it's a good shape are you sure you can see it okay yeah i think it looks amazing you look very surprised that's what i want i want to be a tall person i know there's a little bump here is that okay it's like what do you mean a bump well the tip say i'm a virgo oh julian is this like some form of torture that the universe gave me that i can't like think about things that matter i can only think about things like this it's torture for me julian no that was your fault julian when you were a little boy did you dream about moments like this just spending time with t goyal no i slept walk when i was a little boy i didn't have dreams oh [ __ ] one time i set the car line off in my sleep they didn't yes i did did you really yeah i walked out to the front yard tried to open my mom's minivan set out the car alarm went into the bathroom turn on the faucet and then fell asleep in the living room i'm a skin walker no no no no no no you put that sentence back in your mouth so this was super ambitious to attempt with literally this cam and this can that's always all i had diy be like sorry we'll edit that later so it's funny so in all these videos they're just like laying down on their back and then when they put their head up there's a high chance of it just like flopping over do you think i should lay on my front and we should do the back yeah maybe oh you did it okay okay you gotta turn over without kicking this tripod can you do that oh no oh nice nimble oh my god this is gonna be so much of a [ __ ] to get off your head whatever stand up let's just see how we're doing oh [ __ ] i already feel like a triceratops beat hello i mean it sort of worked you just got to balance it [ __ ] i look like pauly d how's that better it's staying up at least well julian what do you think i think you got a little taller so now i want to put on my shoes and my outfit that i think will enhance my tallness you mean your height yeah and then i don't know we'll see i think i look so nice with some shoes and like a good outfit i feel like this is the presence that i want to carry with me always especially into a new year do you feel me you either feel me you don't and if you don't then get out all right give me a moment while i change are you ready i'm ready new year new me julian i'm much much taller than i was last year the last time that you saw me yeah yeah okay yep 2019. i'm a lot taller now suck it haters am i taller or what you're taller and what here i go just doing normal things oh my god you're terrifying can we do a reveal shot yes outfit tour don't look to your fingers i'm a tall person now julian yes hello it's me your tall friend jenna here to do tall people things would you like to play a game of pickup basketball where i will most for sure dunk on you i'm absolutely gonna talk on you at least three times a casual game of pick up basketball because i'm a tall person as you can see part of being tall is constantly being on the phone very busy oh i didn't who are you are you going that's the laundry room i'm gonna need a first class seat on that plane cause i sure don't fit an economy not with a body like this you know what the cruel joke of the universe is i'm five five and my brother is six five tell me how that makes any [ __ ] sense all right let's give peach a task she will surely fail she can't jump up on me anymore because i'm just too tall peach peachy up look it she's too she's hesitant she's like that's a tall climb i don't think i can make it either that or she's reading my very bizarre energy right now oh that's right you weren't sure if you could make it would you like me to get something in the cabinet for you look at this i have to bend over to use this thing we should stop keeping everything on these low shelves no they're good on the low shelf we should start keeping things up here where where i can comfortably reach them keeping things down here is biased against tall people no it's literally not why is like someone told you feeling like hillary clinton what are you talking about something about being tall make you feel powerful like hillary clinton yes being tall equals power everyone knows that why do you think giants are really powerful wow great analogy a plus not because they're really engaging to converse with it's because they're giants hello are you leaning so high up on the fridge it doesn't even look comfortable it's comfortable for me now yes it is this you know what julian this is just a test but when i grow seven inches taller this is what your life is gonna be like you're just going to be one of the many haters that said i couldn't do it haters gonna hate you this fridge is much too small for me oh i i would not like tall you i do not like this why bro there's some sort of energy and power here that i didn't sign up for no no stay away what kind of energy is that literally you achieve your new year's resolution on january 9th my new year's resolution isn't to dress up as a tall person it's to be taller so i'm just i'm practicing for my new life i'm [ __ ] tall as hell i'm gonna dunk on you every day and the ymca i'm gonna dunk on you i'm gonna talk on you i'm a very athletic intimidating tall person [Music] thank you hey tell person sick cable management oh my god after you exposed me i thought you were on my team oh [ __ ] oh who are you fighting tall person 911 oh my god this is aggressive okay hello i'm tired of jokes like how's the weather up there try something else why are you punishing the light because we're the same height now you are well thank you julian for making my dreams come true i feel tall i would have liked some like big platform boots you know to bring me up a towering nine feet but this will suffice and looks relatively natural i'd say make sure you subscribe to my channel put on a video wednesday slash thursday taller than you now scared bye hey julian me tallest stripper you ever seen oh [ __ ] oh [Music]

Channel: JennaMarbles

Views: 8,328,200

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Id: lKwON5JcAv0

Length: 14min 20sec (860 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 10 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/NorthofSophia]

I am for sure going to dunk on you at least 3 times

[u/KitchenStorage99]

I absolutely love this video, the intro to it is probably one of my many favourite Jenna moments

[u/trashypandaperson]

This video probably came up in my feed for a variety of reasons, most likely the NSA saying "Hey, we saw that video of your friend's cat to this song, so we thought you'd like to sob to this full version."

I'm glad it did, I had such a good time watching it. I've also been missing Mac Miller lately, and I had a cross over thought no one needed. Mac has a line: I'm only 5-7, 'cept I'm feeling like I'm 7-5" and I keep thinking "Jenna was supposed to be 5-7 and I hope she's feeling like she's 7-5"

Anywho, enjoy this ridiculousness, I know I did!

[u/peacelovetapas]

One of my all time favorites 💛

[u/dendrocitta]

YOU'RE JUST BEIN A HATER

[u/yoyocaper]

This is such an iconic video

[u/PM_ME_UR_DOGSHIT]

"Would you like to play a game of pick-basketball where i will most for sure dunk on you" LMAO that kills me

[u/secondhandeggs]

One of the classics. I enjoy watching that video. Today I rewatched her plant video. I hope one day to have that many plants without killing them.

[u/shadekiller2]

One of the best videos. My fiance and I sing the "I wanna be tall" song at each other all the time