Prank Calling in Sick From Jobs I Don't Have 3

are you ready ready ready lose heart Virginia hey what's up you guys yes we've done two of these videos in the past I don't know why people keep asking us to do them I mean I get it they're silly they're funny I feel terrible the entire time not even good at it I laughed the whole time but like let's maybe take a break from some Beauty and dog videos very sex just for one week then we'll be back to it we got some hot stuff cooking in the makeup the fridge no we don't want the makeup of it we don't easy-bake makeup easy make of it I'm ready to feel immense amounts of guilt for this you guys literally tweet us every day for this video we call out sick or you know we call in to places that we don't work at and we just tell them we can't come to work tomorrow and give the reason why that's it that's it well that's subway SH I call subway yeah hi this is tim i recently got hired at this location I just wanted to call in because I won't be able to make it tomorrow my Fitbit thinks I should rest and I'm I'm not gonna cross that I don't think I should come in tomorrow so I'm gonna need to get someone to cover for me it's me Tim Tim with the Fitbit yes hi hi um yes it's Tim we had a conversation I'd like for fitbit's on at once and and one of them is just like don't go to work I just want to listen to thinks I should rest yes I'd like to place an order for take-out oh yeah I can't work tomorrow my Fitbit TM thinks I should rest you coulda just hung up you need to make it go on that long I just want everyone to understand that you shouldn't take Fitbit recommendations lightly if it says take days off of work don't work it's not the worst advice hi it's Erica um I just got hired the other day and I got exciting news I'm I might be getting a horse tomorrow so I'm actually I got a no it's Erica yes and I work there oh do at us no it's that one it's it's the one you're at and I I just I can't come to work tomorrow so I gotta go meet my my horse that I might get tomorrow okay well I'm just I'm really excited to meet my horse so I just wanted to let you know but I don't know if I'm gonna get him yet I might not he's expensive I'm gonna cry my eyelashes off I'm so bad at this I just it started ringing and I started laughing who are you calling hi this is Daniel um I actually it was recently hired this pizza and I'm just calling because tomorrow I'm gonna have to take the day off of work because tomorrow's the day that I'm gonna decide if I want a piercing or not a piercing it's gonna be my first one it's kind of a big deal all of my sisters have one they think it's cool but I think tomorrow I'm just gonna dedicate the entire day morning to night time to make that decision hello what the heck dude it's a big day for me hi this is um Dan I was recently hired as one of your employees and I'm not gonna be able to make it in tomorrow oh that's my middle name sorry my name is Adam sorry that's also my marrow it's Jeffrey my name is Jeffrey hey it's Jessica uh so tomorrow I can't come in to work because unfortunately I was on this quest right to become this hairless goddess so sorry so I'm on a quest to become a hairless goddess and i naired my whole body and I have excruciating Brides everywhere so I can't go into work tomorrow no I'm in there on the floor I sell the lotions hi this is Daniel I worked there I was hired a few weeks back I was wondering if you leave a note for the manager I won't be able to make it in the mall it's a weird situation ya know I work there but I can't make it into work tomorrow it seems that sorry my that's my middle name the manager calls me got my middle name that's why I said that I'm the manager what are you sure she really railroaded me with that no male employees thing I didn't have much Selina hey it's Jessica I can't come in to work tomorrow I just want to let you know because I'm I'm gonna have to eat lunch yeah I mean you know I don't know how I'm supposed to work like through the middle of the day like I'm gonna eat food like I gotta be home you know it just dawned on me like we're just slaving away working all day but like all right I gotta eat what did you just call a place called perfect ten maybe answered immediately hello do it I'm gonna [ __ ] Joey do it hey it's Jessica um I just I wanted to let you know I'm might be able to come into work tomorrow because I'm on the path to enlightenment and I am going to open my third eye tomorrow okay now I've been working there for years I work every day from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00 people and it's old you know I'm on the path to enlightenment and I'm gonna open my third eye yeah it's yes Natalie Jessica Natalie girl that works I'm gonna get in trouble for Collier oh you're calling these boutique shops that have like three employees yeah that's like where are you sir guys get Prine called all the time hey it's Jessica um I actually I just wanted to let you know I might be able to come into work tomorrow because I have literally been nine months pregnant for nine months and tomorrow's of the day no I I work there I'm a nail tech and also I sleep sweet the floors and I'm organized the nail polishes on occasion but I'm having a baby tomorrow that I've been keeping a secret from everyone no I I'm calling my place of employment a minute I'm gonna name him Barry Barry's gonna be our mascot are you excited for my baby I'll bring him in he's gonna be cute little vegan squishing all right squirt Jim hey it's Jessica might be able to come into work tomorrow and just want to let you know cuz I'm gonna be trying out for American Idol now I work there I'm auditioning tomorrow it's the big day of in practicing I'm gonna sing September by Earth Wind a for sure ya know Jessica and I'm gonna sing hi this is Tim you recently hired me as a busser and I'm just calling because I can't make it to work tomorrow it turns out I told my mom that I worked at a Thai restaurant and she said quote it's had time to stop yeah yeah but just it's bad time to stop it is what is what they said so if you could just relay that message tim tym wrong with you hey it's Jessica um I just wanted to let you know that I can't come in to work tomorrow I guess I actually have to do my taxes so I'm gonna be doing my own taxes instead of other PS you know I mean I'm gonna be doing my taxes all day tomorrow so can't come in so you are doing your attacks with yourself no I work there and I can't come in to work because I'm gonna be crunching the numbers I kiss just uh I'll see you the day after tomorrow uh yeah you know no no no no I'll be in to work on Friday but not tomorrow because I'm gonna be doing the maths tomorrow okay yeah what I work there as I do up I do the taxes okay yeah I just wanted to I want to make sure the you were having a good day yeah yeah yes all right thanks so much thank you you too oh I'm gonna cry that's so sweet thanks I hope the same for you okay talk to you later we we can't do this anymore this is she was so sweet she was an angel like when did HR up rocks they're hiring angels there's no customer service in any company that I've seen that is that nice she must like good job a lot yeah this video is incredibly juvenile it's not gonna help you with your life in any way but you guys continue to request this and for the most part people are very good sports and that's out to Arleen information our block she is such a queen she's my queen I want her to be on the podcast which I really wish maybe we could we can find her and have her Skype in for a second that's good Daniel tuning out had time to stop you're not forgiven for that you're never forgiven over time time heals all are we having that for dinner tonight heels hurt to walk in yeah yes correct please leave particularly could you please leave it's the Cinderella backstory this week on the book club it's about the day that Cinderella plan or luncheon outside but it rained and then had to cancel the whole [ __ ] thing and the book club starts this tune in 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Channel: JennaMarbles

Views: 7,132,466

Keywords: jenna, marbles, mourey, prank, call, calling, in, sick, from, jobs, i dont, have, part 3, jobs i dont have 3, third, part, funniest, best, julien, solomita, boyfriend, h&r block, taxes, tanning, salon, nair, whole, body, eye, enlightenment, middle, name, daniel, jessica, messica, adam, lumber, reaction, laughing, horse, fitbit, awesome, amazing, light, hearted, silly, lunch, american, idol

Id: hxZss9dLpgI

Length: 15min 54sec (954 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 11 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/xamandabcx]

I’m sorry but these videos make me cringe so hard (haven’t had the chance to watch this one yet). I wish she would’ve done another one where they call people they know and can’t hear them

[u/Janeiskla]

I'm so sad she didn't say: I'm Jessica and I have a basketball game tomorro^ooow