Reading Mean Comments About My Dogs

it's getting hot i'm going to shave them i want to shave all this i'm really going to do it though i'm going to take them to the grouper and see if they're going to shave them i was on twitch last night and i asked the ding fam for any video suggestions and someone said that i should read mean tweets about my dogs which is really funny to me because i feel like i read them occasionally in the comments and they crack me up this is all in good fun i promise you in fact i asked on twitter because the majority of comments with any of my dogs in the video is just extremely overwhelmingly positive because i mean who goes on the internet to just like [ __ ] on dogs [ __ ] satan so i thought it'd be fun to read some mean comments to my dogs and about my dogs because let's be honest they deserve it okay i'm gonna save kermit for last because most of these roasts are about the lovely garment so what do you say we start with you big guy are you ready to get roasted the people on the internet said them not mommy okay i think way worse about you is marbles alive fair question honestly this i see this comment all the time if i post any video with the ickies they're like marvel's is dead and my most recent instagram picture of marbles is just r.i.p marbles like people think he's dead is he like is he okay [Music] marbles looks like a hyena from the lion king what's the one that chews his leg ed he looks like ed i'm surprised marbles knows which end to eat his food with i think your dogs are catalyptic what does that mean catalepsy medical condition characterized by a trance or seizure with a loss of sensation and consciousness accompanied by rigidity of the body he got a leptin that's okay bubble you're still alive my ball marbles bark sounds exactly what i would imagine entering the gates of hell would sound like [Music] does that sound like hell to you marbles reminds me of my dead grandmother why does everyone think you're dead if she didn't help marble he would still have that towel on at peach and kermit's wedding marble that is absolutely true if you know it but what do marbles and a bottle have in common they're both empty from the neck up it's so hollow i love you so much but there's nothing in your head marbles is literally a fat drunk hamster at best you know i think a hamster might actually be smarter than him rubbles can't figure out how to eat food out of a dish you have to feed him his slop on the floor that wasn't too bad was it you don't even care cause you don't know where you are i love how even after like i'll post a video of him with balloons floating up into the sky and people still think he's dead pay my respects he's alive peachy girl it is your turn in hot seat most of these comments are about your weight she's doing very well she's lost a lot of weight and she's very healthy now that doesn't mean she doesn't want to be fat because she does your dogs kind of look like robots but adorable stupid robots those dogs are like deformed squirrels marble is the picky eater and peach is the vacuum this was on the video of peach when she was a puppy wait she was small once like she just came out huge peach looks like raw chicken in this video just her nasty flesh-colored body peach is the color of a waffle that was almost cooked right the gut flipped too soon paige's head is too small for her body they're one of the only breeds of dogs whose faces are smaller than their necks which is why they have special collars they're called martingales so when they go like this it doesn't just slip right off their triangle face your dog mango is fat i prefer jack's films dogs over yours can klondike and sunday do this peachy come chop oh my god two of your dogs only have like four teeth and yet they still get fat somehow peach is shaped like a [ __ ] barrel oh look we got a tweet from jack's films himself yo are those things dogs are goblin twinks at least i didn't get two of the same dog oh [ __ ] but can sunday and clog night do this peach you come peach oh oh yeah peach looks like she just finished yelling at a customer service representative and is trying to keep her cool peach looks like a giant [ __ ] corn dog you done ouija good girl all right kermit it's your turn unfortunately bud most of these are about you sermon got fat he has cushing's disease you insensitive why does kermit look so high just like look at him for a minute he looks like he finally understands life cement looks like a mentally unstable rabbit hell yeah kermit always looks like he's on the verge of tears can you be on the verge of tears if you're already crying kermit always looks like how you feel when you know you're about to get an ass whooping i feel like kermit is the physical embodiment of the i just came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now me you could make a second kermit with all of his extra skin it's all right it's just stretchy that's all it's just stretchy he built like a condom oh my god kermit looks like a snail that has lost its shell but hasn't noticed yet kermit looks like he's been in a bucket of windex for too long kermit looks like the guy who stands by the bar and pulls his sunglasses down looking at young women he's also a licker just in case he doesn't want to leer at you he will lick you kermit looks like the aftermath of an anaconda eating an antelope and then spitting it back up kermit's mouth looks like a 90 year old woman sucking on a lemon the world would have half of its current amount of carbon dioxide if kermit would just stop wheezing give us some good breathing he looks like an angry gray potato this is just a progression of pictures that shows kermit morphing into tilda swinton i feel like kermit is the michael sarah of dogs karma looks like he has peed his pants in public and doesn't know what to do if carmen were in the hunger games he'd kill himself before anyone else got a chance to kill him that's the most accurate it's kermit in a nutshell looks like chris bosh not a lot just a little bit you got to make room for him he's little why are you just sliding off the back it's like he wants to die did you guys like getting roasted thank you for all of your comments they made me laugh and all of them are far superior to jack's films dogs so i think that's the real takeaway here [ __ ] you sunday and [ __ ] you klondike get [ __ ] but yeah make sure you subscribe to my channel i'll put out new videos every wednesday slash thursday peach come all right i'll see you guys next week bye marbles is alive

Channel: JennaMarbles

Views: 16,760,930

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Id: rRbHTeAcJLQ

Length: 7min 9sec (429 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 16 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Well, thanks a lot OP. Now I have to spend the next 2 hours watching Jenna Marbles videos.

[u/Rae_Starr]

I'm really loving the idea of pet roasting. I spend a lot of time talking shit about my SOs cat. Usually ending in a meow-off.

[u/hkataxa]

Poor, ded marble.

[u/kerrific]

I typically alternate between praising the dogs for something mundane or coming up with new, silly insults for something stupid they do. If I say it with the right voice, they don't care if I call them a walking fart factory.

[u/LauraTheExplorer]

This was hilarious

[u/backand_forth]

Where can I get her hat!?