I Used POISON GAS To Defeat My Enemies in Stick It To The Stick Man

oh hey everybody new employee blitz here welcome back to another episode of a game called stick it to the stickman we've got a new job not for 25 an hour i really if i just smash my keyboard will it eventually give me a better job no we're gonna go we're gonna go 15 an hour now you guys have said in the comments that we're gonna go over here we need to be the slob that is your by far the most suggested employee to play i don't know why it might be really really difficult because these starting moves are so hard but let's try it out so there we are passed out at her desk like usual and my skills include some sort of flatulence yep we've got potty humor oh i'm gonna just follow my chair let's see what we can do all right oh okay so so the big burp skill that it's gross it's gross and pow oh did you see that uppercut get knocked out i missed him no i didn't miss him oh i forgot that there's like a green slime that happens i cannot hit this guy oh he doesn't like that ick oh oh i punched him so already flew up the map that was amazing excuse me guys i need that upgrade because we have to get more burps ow bro that is not even cool uppercut nice okay i feel bad for him and that smash is so hard okay and i can't hit him now yeah oh that guy just got burped on i'm sitting on his head hey give me a piggy back right now punch him now you're stuck up there here oh this is so gross ah yeah there he's dead oh bullets does that upgrade my burp skills there we go not really okay um hello you too oh did he fall they took fall damage i got it okay forward kick oh the headbutt i kind of want punch skills though because we have like a bunch of punches we got uppercuts there's the the elite punch right here that could be a good combination i like this it should work out nicely hello friend i mean enemy oh i smell you see the body odor come off of me after i did that punch get off me it's like a repel interesting die oh oh no no run away in burp again no he passes out when he gets close it's so revolting i love it yeah oh he fell down i love that fall damage too how did he not die from that get out here all right let's see if i can upgrade one of these burps to a fart oh this is so wrong this is so wrong on so many levels i'm gonna i'm gonna totally utilize it though here that and punch nice hey buddy hey you [Laughter] die okay come back in that cloud of stench again oh it's gone oh i missed hey and then punch down okay here that's for you [Laughter] oh it's so nasty do it again it'll be funny okay he's dead and i've taken a lot of damage let's see what this guy does there come over here ouch dude bro that is not cool and there it is oh wow ow no no no no no oh i dodged one i got matrix like skills quick hey i forgot i don't like the boxes yes yes yes oh nope okay the boxes are gone we're gonna make him fall into a fart cloud oh no no no no no no come over here oh i can't hit anything why can't i hit i can't connect any of my punches he's just no no no this is not the way to go okay okay this is a hard class to play this is a difficult one we gotta play smart and uh not have nearly as much burritos at night yes okay i got this i can totally win i can totally win we just can't really oh hot dang there it is okay and then there it is nice a dodge roll that's real strong i like that yeah punch him out burp on him uppercut dodge roll see that trick yeah i like that i like that a lot i almost feel bad for them though they just belched them into a corner and put them down all right you guys you see that move that was amazing oh the fall down the steps even better let's grab that i can get another one oh jump kick i really want punch upgrades though but that hammer attack is so strong let's try to get punches yeah the karate chop we're gonna try to upgrade our punch attacks and dodge behind punch them down burp on them and then smack them there that worked pretty good that worked really well i got matrix-like skills i'm neo i have no kung fu boom oh that works so good die nice okay so we can upgrade the burps to farts again the teleport oh that's the black hole skill i didn't know that okay i totally want to get the fart oh no oh i pressed the wrong button i guess we didn't upgrade to farts it's so sad that's okay i'll just knock him out i missed everyone okay i don't like him very much he's so small hard to give him an uppercut can i dodge roll through him yeah there that'll do there and then i can't hit him at all that's all right okay i have one remaining burp nice that we're pretty good no nope nope ah there we got a dodge roll okay that actually is not too bad except i'm taking a lot of damage how'd you like that you turned nugget yeah oh he died and i get an upgrade okay we're gonna get this first clumsy enemies enemies that miss fall over the drunken master the sudokus can miss one attack per floor without breaking combo i think you get a higher um higher multipliers by or higher xp by getting better combos so we'll try that uh oh i need that box thank you all right i'm feeling confident because that's a really strong attack so is that one and then that's also strong and then this guy's gonna be like hey i'm gonna attack you then i'm gonna roll through him and punch him on the other side and it does really stinking well okay i need to get that upgrade we're going over it excuse me get out of my way we're getting we got upgrades we got upgrades you guys can't touch me ow ow i need upgrades yes farts and mills and this part in the group before guys it's like riding an elevator and nice oh that is so wrong that is so wrong wow oh i need that too oh i need both of those excuse me i got to go get this for a second whoop i got it oh double xp i like that rolling punch you out get the h xp yeah get out of my way there it is there it is oh hey hey buddies look at this boom that is so dirty get that xp for days what is this one fart egg mayo i don't know what that means do i want to know what that means i don't think i want to know what that means maybe i should get ah i gotta i gotta get it just for science purposes okay all right hey i know there's no appointments all right we got i'm gonna drop him uh a mayo and egg cheese here ready did you like that trick boom and how about one of those oh oh no oh that's so gross ick ow ow he stepped in it kick yeah dead nope nope roll boom nice [Laughter] i can't even move through oh that is so wrong i love it look he's holding one ick can't touch me i'm the gingerbread blitz and then right in your face again ready ow i don't like you get out of here did you die attack you miss me ouch don't worry oh there it is dodge roll again punch him in the face oh i missed that's okay he's still knocked out all right dodge roll punch punch yeah there it is okay it's like an aoe attack it's so nasty [Music] i killed him i do not feel like i should have increased max health okay i want i want the gym remember i knocked him out of the room that was great hello hello my ladies hello my darling hello my punch in the head that was a good one did you like my song i hope you did attack yuck wow did you see that attack excuse me you don't dive through that at all we need to upgrade this maybe this one for the ground slam that was nice look at that trick hey bud hey blood he got one stuck to his leg that's so nasty why is this in a game full attack can't touch me gingerbread blitz oh that's so wrong get out of here all right i'm gonna totally drop a dookie right on this guy's head uh-huh boom right in the face oh roll through him punch on the backside and then yes yes it worked whoa that was interesting did you see what i did there oh i gotta be very careful here no i don't i just killed him i just killed the man i ended his career i did it by dropping dukes on the floor nasty i feel like i should get rid of everything they get extra rerolls i like the order i have so we're just gonna do that oh he moved clean up on aisle four wow that is so wrong i love it roll through punch ow bro okay we're having problems now we having big problems i need to roll through them does that do anything punch him when they're down drop drop a sandwich on him he's dying he's dying he's dead oh i need that i gotta get my egg salad sandwich ready there we go that worked pretty well okay i can upgrade that one too the earthquake is kind of neat levitate objects how about the karate strike no don't go with karate mode it worked hey you guys quit partying over here we're just going to group up everyone yeah how's that smell let's just jump it on their heads hey want to see a cool trick i learned it's called the goomba stop no just kidding and that worked pretty good that's pretty pretty solid maneuvering right there hi you're not supposed to be here i would have to in that situation it's a trap you're a trap and you're done you're dead oh that was like four kills at once yeah that's some double xp i like that sit-ups reduce any damage not faster cooler wait what to for wait 25 percent chance for a corpse to fart i don't know what that means but i need it and then i need to upgrade this to the 100 palm punch fine how do you like that oh i like that okay be a corpse come over here i promise it'll be exciting just kidding okay they didn't fart i really want them to these guys have stable guns oh no oh it's gonna hurt yeah do you like that trick huh oh that punch is cool i'm gonna drop a sandwich on this guy don't step in it bro it's nasty boom i like this yeah that aoe attack is disgusting like literally i knocked the boss out yeah i need that double xp of course every time you get double xp you have to have it okay here's in so much trouble that worked well all right got double xp we need to move we need to move dodge roll duck dive and weave i like that yeah these guys are in they're dead they are so dead i'm also out of farts i i'm done with them right now oh i missed how did i miss that i didn't miss that though yes ammo for free that'll increase everything we get to upgrade levitate no upgrades there we're gonna go fart mode on this guy there we go yep that worked oh my word so much nasty flashlights everywhere i need to upgrade that second one too hey that worked [Laughter] clumsy enemies they'll fall over yeah that's always a good one multitasker is kind of cool too but i'm not really maybe we should do that yeah we'll do the reduced damage i need health big time though hey no okay there it is dodge drive roll drop a sandwich oh i killed a man there it is can't touch me oh dodge duck dive and roll oh nope i get some liftoff too [Applause] there die die oh he hit me now i hit him oh that's not health over there okay we got the mayo okay we need this one oh torpedo flying kick torpedo could be good i like the torpedo that one's really strong that guy was farting and flying that was awesome hey there it is drop a sandwich over there no no no that hurt they got stuck oh i got ammo and upgrade i need to get this because if i don't i feel like i won't get it oh yeah we need more ammo every time i kill somebody i get more farts that's so wrong oh wow okay i don't like this i don't like this oh those guys are dead and you guys are dead oh there's health i need help very nice oh full health um slap parade we'll do that instead because i got full health i didn't get full health hey die thank you i really need health that was a bad idea i thought that upgrade would have enough get out of my house nobody came in oh no the final boss no no he get out of here we got slap parade no no no no no this is so bad this is so bad no wow no i sudoku in myself oh no all right so we're gonna try this this time with a little bit less meanness like i don't want as many farts i want less farts if that's possible i want like all sorts of punches because punches are beneficial they do damage parts don't really i need that too excuse me coming in coming in i need that karate chop there it is yes die there it goes okay you guys are all dumb over here that was a good way to kill him and because i got that upgrade in order i got even more upgrades and sit on that for a while what a dirty trick oh it's so gross hey hey you ow there's a good uppercut we got another upgrade why am i getting so many upgrades more ooh increase max health for every move that's going to be good so i'll hit you real hard and now my max hell should go up because i'm moving right no no appointment stop that you're annoying hey come over here now i gotta do the uppercut so please stand up please stand up uppercut all right we got a boss fight we're gonna knock him ouch oh he does no no no no no i can't touch me i'm the gingerbread blitz okay punch him real good fart on him and punch him down and just keep punching and then he's dead i killed him i killed a man i ended his whole career nice i want this one over here nope nope nope nope i am so strong though look how strong i am now there you go right on his head punch out nope there it is those guys have a lot of health even that or i do no damage at all how many health does you you have dork there it is oh free ammo hi have that in your life and chew on it perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect okay i really need to get that that star and that other thing over there i don't even know what that is but i need it in my life two times xp that's always strong oh three two yes yes egg roll they're surrounded by stench i'm gonna i'm just gonna that would be the worst way to die oh more hex b give me that gym member max health yes we need more max health step it did it i knew there would be some still alive down here they don't have a case of the smarts in their life oh and it was worth it because i got free ammo and another upgrade more egg salad sandwiches hello goodbye boom come over here i promise it'll be nasty all right boss fight i'm pretty good on health i kind of like what's happening right now i mean i don't it's really gross there it is now come over here i promise it'll be fun yeah he stepped in and he slipped there it is oh i fell down ow did he slip i feel like he stepped in and he slipped [Music] he stepped in it he's definitely in it wow what a way to die what a nasty disgusting way to die also a nasty disgusting way to die but a good way to get xp and level up okay i need more upgrade rules hmm i'm gonna get extra murals just three more all right all right all right get wrecked that was perfect that worked really good not gonna lie that was amazing and you're dead too i need to upgrade those oh hello free candy give me that free candy over here too ooh six health i want to reduce damage hey don't step in it oh oh i did the dirty all right next up you're gonna die and you're gonna die and you're gonna die and you're gonna die don't step in it all right big bruno here that worked pretty good i feel like i should just waste all my skills drop my yeah that was pretty good as long as i can keep getting more stuff punch him when he's down drop a sandwich on him oh nope yeah i figured him out you just gotta avoid him until you can fart on him yeah come over here there it is yeah just face tank oh he's he ran through it oh ow ow no yeah that's a good way to do it that's a good way to do it just smash all your buttons in why am i helicoptering above him oh no no no no no no oh you're so mean he died i killed him i killed the man good thing i got more xp for every move ground snap i definitely vortex punch vortex punch sounds cool hello vortex punch oh i don't have it yet there's the vortex punch it was satisfying what a way to break up the dance floor wow wow that was a good hit pretty impressed with that one we're gonna go vortex mode right in the middle of these schools wow that's incredible free health upgrade up here re-roll re-roll i need more slaps that's not full health though i gotta aggro everyone we gotta go back down here and then we can punch this guy outside good then we can do that that also kills and then we can go over to these guys and we can go hi looking except we don't have the hadouken maneuver that's okay i've got this one which works pretty well we got another boss fight happening it's a trap we just need everyone grouped up so i can do the vortex maneuver on them that work pretty good yeah they're all dead we succeeded in the trap okay ground slam karate strike slap roy oh the slab parade is really good i just got air that was gross all right punch you out nope nice they only have two hit points all right you don't you know okay this guy also has shurikens oh no i missed oh this is not good this is not good at all there's a there's a good move oh that was nasty come on come on yes and then yeah do that one do that one come on no no no no no yeah slaps slap maneuver oh no okay okay he died he's not dead he's not dead oh oh no no no no no oh are you dead yet why don't you die why don't you die why don't you die why don't you i don't believe how many hit points he has i feel like the objective here is to throw him outside the map but i can't yeah get out of here no that's the wrong way hahaha get wrecked get wrecked get wrecked get wrecked [Music] yeah get get out of this would you just not do that anymore get out of here get out of the map no ouch bro what did i do to you oh my word how are you so hard i can only hit him with one attack because he's so moving ouch ouch i'm gonna die yes wait what oh upgrade okay give me full health drunken master clumsy enemies and all punch damage that's really good i really really really really really really want karate strike i'm concerned now i only have three hit points and my my most important skill is empty i need health like crazy right now crazy right now crazy right now okay where is this guy's got a chair sitting on him hey wake up come on where's my health upgrade i just need full health get i know you're hungry bro i know you're hungry that worked come on yes no all right all right we got a boss fight with three hit points but i do have all of my upgrades so no no no no no no no okay mr flatulence is not a good character it's not guys it's so hard to play it is so hard to play but that is today's video of stick it to the stickband if you guys want to see me try this again with maybe a different spin on it let me know and keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagan dickie james apollo bunny otto dave eagle arc whip it good seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarlane deegan paul longstone and raul and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a youtube channel member

Channel: Blitz

Views: 123,143

Keywords: blitz

Id: 7m-vJseNOB0

Length: 26min 19sec (1579 seconds)

Published: Sun May 16 2021