I Forced RANDOM EVOLUTION in Rounds

oh hey dre hello blitz what you doing i'm uh playing some rounds with you i think so i got an idea for today's video are you excited i'm mike wazowski anyways what's the idea today random.org random number generator if i generate a button it'll come up with option number four for me and then i have to go directly to the fourth option to pick whatever that is so basically we're gambling cards we are we are i've got combined i'm a gambling man let's do this are you ready okay i'm gonna give you generate a number three three uh static field walking down the field that slows i don't want that ah that's the fun part of random number generation it's not fun it is all right let's go i kind of i'm going to slow you so hard oh yeah come here oh i don't even know what you got i have combined i only have one bullet oh balls why do oh i got to stay away from that what is that it's shiny whoa oh god hey drake what's going on hey ah we hit me with my own shots good thing wow wow you have been practicing oh i was on the wrong side catch hey oh stop stop hey dre catch i'm i'm just trying to get up nope nope nope nope yes i fell okay that's all i i need is for you to fail and good catch hey you catch no ow you catch that one oh god i can't attend to my character you just caught the floor with your face all right you ready are you ready uh i'm so ready for this generate number two detail by my face number two what are the other ones what is this come on what's the other ones what do you get for the other ones wind up oh oh like no no none are amazing i would like implode yeah but you get number two i guess i'm going for the uh slow strategy uh-huh it's not like i have a choice don't catch blitz i don't want to catch oh god ow whoa i am frozen almost gotcha what i got hit by that oh yes i only got one bullet so oh if i hit you you're you're done oh but you're not going to hit me right i don't know why why do i need to hit you would you just do that to yourself are you ready are you ready i don't know if i'm ready catch face stay away you're just hiding in your steps yes i'm gonna i'm gonna use my bubble to my advantage one shot oh you might actually be able to knock that down i know right and it's got a saw blade of that bad nope nope oh almost stop can't touch me hey dre did you see that i did dude why are you giving me my own bullet you did you shot it straight up in here let's not have to practice more when we're not recording because i'm not i'm not very good you got number five now oh please it's it's blue so that's exciting uh-huh a defender that's fine lower block which is more static i guess i'm going defensive i don't i don't like okay so here's the deal trey yeah with your defensive and my single shot your best bet is to block me and then just get right up next to me in static shielding okay but also you're gonna have to block me which is kind of hard for you to do oh that was good just like ow how do you like that oh oh no oh almost almost i wanna just knock your tower over untie your face we should do that for an episode just not have be able to move on our side that's a good shot oh i forgot i only have one bullet that was great yeah wait do you have the rockets or what no you just got launched on the ceiling hey guess what you're playing on the domino level over there and then you got to come over here and then i should get close to you oh no i blocked it i i don't care what the game says okay please this is like shooting ducks in a pond okay generate again number two number two okay grow is probably the most overpowered one in the whole game yeah you know what i'm totally cool with this i grabbed through i need all the help i can get clearly i grabbed grill oh my word yeah all right come on let's just yeah just stay over there but i can't even actually i'm going to come to you i mean i'm timber right on your face stops right on your face hold on come here come here get down get out you get up there you jump up via this yes oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he's after me i lost my oh oh no no no no no no no no yes i don't even need to kill you oh nope nope oh i just trying to run away from you i don't know why i'm supposed to get close to you up how did you block that get out of here there we go okay i'm glad for that oh i was gonna pick okay ready generate and a three the number three that's a blue it is i get sneaky frost lamb bombs away okay oh no dazzle cold bullets why are you getting the good ones it's not really good i don't know it's not awful oh my word i feel like i just gotta get closer oh no dude i don't like that yours knocks me it is you should like learn i tried the block blitz i did try ow ow ow slow down i only have one bullet yes and i have a bullet to your face no it's illegal oh i almost fell down that little hole hey dre catch no get away yeah walk into that please oh okay thank you that was actually really nice hey you just blew up yourself ow there we go come on man this is not good all right ready oh i was gonna pick one on my own i can't though we have to randomly generate you rng and i have to trust you barrage number four i put it in the video so you can follow number four steady shot more hit points bullet bullet speed i like that one god that's not awful that's not you need to get unlucky blitz i need all the help i can get kapow oh my god look at those pounds i can't even arc it right now but oh my god you and your shots wait does it slow your bullets i almost died help help oh god [Laughter] my just little mike wazowski face here please oh god yes you and your blocks you and your inability to block yes i'm trying it just doesn't last very long oh shoot fine we gotta play this the right way then oh i just about died from the thing that squished you lost yourself as you said that oh you see that god you have did you get an upgrade where you don't get ours because you're no no oh balls no yes okay all right we're even though i really have to use my frost number five number five's not blue on the corners so steady shot quick shot glass cannon shield charge frost okay we're all about the frost we are i don't like it though you have combination of frost slam with regular exploding bullets let's see what it does oh not so bad ow wow thank you okay note to self don't run into there oh he did it he did it i'm learning blitz i'm so proud of him oh my god you need blocks i am spying how do i get how do i get up there spot you can't spider blitz spider blitz i'm spying i think here thinking thinking you're too good but i'm spider blitz spider blitz i can't i'm stuck what do i do die oh i can't run in that that's right hey drake catch oh no oh no he had another black i'm stuck again you ready he's trying to hurt this so fast yeah it is pretty bad there we go there we go oh how how did you block both i blocked one and then it jumped out of the way oh oh i nope what are you doing why did you jump down there i didn't mean to give me bouncy come on oh i forgot i was like where are you gonna pick okay regenerate number four oh my god what's number five emp you got the worst on all of them i know i don't want for i'm not good with frost upgrades all right i'm gonna have to play this differently and by that i mean win oh oh oh oh no how did i win i don't know i can't tell what's going on what am i doing i don't really know almost not almost oh oh no no yes finally okay all right okay okay i'm coming back i just want to those boxes i love to roll boxes up good luck take it let's take it down okay come down this way ow ow that frost bullet though when it hits is when i can hit it hit right all right all right what do i get i get number one oh target bounce yikes oh my god should i see what the other ones were healing feel huge tank shield charge it's actually not too bad that's really good blitz no get out of here i ain't even gonna move all right oh balls about his no no no no i totally forgot about that why do we keep getting this map oh my god you hit me too you remember that i have shield target belts clearly not clearly not blitz oh i don't like this victory okay that's perfect bounce really ruined me yeah i did all right that was that was close it was pretty close that was close all things considered all right blitz you're not gonna cheat this time hey there's no cheating allowed generate for dre a number three is that oh it's okay it's a blue it's a blue we got a lot of blues actually oh boy okay the problem is i can't deal damage so i don't know if that's going to be that good oh they're great i'm i'm cool with it the cool thing good all right what do i get mike wazowski here um number one decay uh damage done is dealt over four seconds yeah you get plus 50 hp that's huge my opinion i do it could be good i just get the same time and then look at me can't shoot me can't touch this can't touch me i'm shooting if i could reload hey whoa whoa whoa oh no you got more hit points now i do how long does that last hopefully forever that would be great preferably i don't i'm so big hello ow whoa how did i get hit you have more hp but you slowly take i don't like this at all i don't like this at all you know what really hey ow of course the moment i aim ow ow yeah oh okay up to death run run away put it away okay uh he's not even close dead nope nip what i didn't even look like it hit me on my screen i know i got a little bit of latency too fall oh my god thank you nice look how good dre is like jumping out of the way go the other way yes nope kill nope kill oh my god oh that was so cool i'd like it okay generate for dre you get a number two oh i want to reload oh i'll steal oh no i don't like this because you can steal it and you know that i do i just told you anyway it's okay it's okay dre it actually works pretty good if you go back and hide this actually works good if you're good but i'm not yeah that's right that's right i i used it oh you just went hulk mode again i did i i'm a very mad i don't like oh no no no your upgrades are good mine sucks i don't wanna hear blitz because last game i i felt the same way but you know what i can do that you can't block oh i can't block this let's just make fun of dre the the episode oh i just got to keep blasting you oh you might die with your stupid dick no i need that yeah you're dead you're dead oh great i'm gonna this is big time trouble now oh okay generally feeling pretty good about mine okay number five i thought you were gonna get healing field too that would have been fun we could have shared heels dazzle oh you got dazzle i still don't know what that does to you it stuns you a little bit i don't really like it the old razzle dazzle yep oh wow how did i just fell oh why why did i do that we don't need that right now now don't get dude got the dazzle mode that is a really strong upgrade you have indeed it is i i feel like the hulk oh i'm not the hulk anymore i'm not the hulk what is going on why am i floating nope hold on oh no no no no ready that get out get get get go yes oh my god that was that was a really good fight i'm not even trying to let you win i just can't even hit you and my upgrades are terrible what do i even have i got d oh i got dk and then th that stupid stunt you're get stunned how'd that feel did you get stopped okay that's what was doing that what is going on i don't like it it's actually really confusing just bad and you're just killing yourself stop it so bad oh god okay generate give me something better a two oh it's purple purple it's a purple that's that's definitely your best one uh maybe i'd still get dk ow ow yo give me the heel give me the heel i'm coming up for you away i'm decaying like what that does so much damage it does oh are we doing this game yes no actually i'm gonna come okay that's a good idea no that's a bad i i'm doing just i just gave you that generate dray gets a three oh oh i want that one okay that's i actually really actually no for me this is really good oh god i'm so down that's probably the best one you could get yeah oh i hate it already ow oh my god i gotta realize i need to run away now oh you're dazzled you're stupid razzle and dazzling you're in you're no i'm just kidding oh come on do my best to run away all right here we go we're actually pretty evenly matched right now yeah until you get mowed by my saw blade no your dazzle's actually really is it good wait you there yeah i'm here okay ow yes see i i don't like that my upgrade i have to be good i'm not oh why did i do that why did i you can block the ground feared really yeah is he like oh oh no i can't block the ground my block's not up nope no i wanted to heal no please please i don't like those maps these maps need to be illegal number one oh my god i'm actually i'm just curious oh decay would have been nice that would have been fun i think a bunch more hit points for you right now dude plus the 200 percent i'm getting really lucky all things considered it splits i really need like a a fire upgrade ow i can't even i'm you your actual body size look at that you did i did no damage to you let me just heal over here how in the world am i supposed to be able to kill you if i do no damage you're doing so much damage to me no stop healing i need it i'm cheating i am the beautiful hulk i feel like i can't even use my saw now yeah it's just gonna help me probably getting nice and close [Applause] oh my god that was actually nice did you see what i did there yeah you still i'm a little bit a little bit not enjoying this you're not supposed to shoot me i'm trying my best don't give me that you don't put the [ __ ] [Laughter] oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die with a million health would you stop healing yourself died in the decay man how that is so hard yeah you know i i'm feeling pretty confident in my uh number four right now okay brawler that's not bad that's the one you got that gives you no no i didn't yeah you do do do i yeah oh yeah you're right that was the first one i got okay i'll take it so we're just both gonna be really defensive yeah except you got three times the hit points i have oh balls you just got sod bliss my decay is just not great ah it is it's great for me all right i gotta i gotta use you too much damage you really that doesn't really screw me up no don't don't give him that what am i doing i need to stop using that ability you can't oh my word i can't touch you i just can't do it i mean you're touching me i'm just healing it that's all should i play the long game the blocky boy i mean you're good at it dudes insane actually stay there no dazzles i i got it oh that was a good one okay see that heel though oh did you snipe a heel yeah i did on another one come on that's you're just cheating now no cheating involved okay saw blade oh god oh no he got it oh oh i need more bullets let's get hey give me those last time this is like the slowest game ever yeah right look at my face i can't block he's gonna get me i got it i figured it out i figured out i figured the strat out we got the big brains happening i can't shoot that down really nope oh my gosh for my heel and it didn't work did it oh why did i give you this oh nope oh okay i don't like you getting damaged you have so much hp it's just you do i we both do right now yes you're dead blitz i'm the i'm the winner i just i'm not the one i need more damage to nuke all of your stuff number three it's just gonna be something garbage isn't it ah that's not too bad that's actually pretty good that's probably oh grill would have been nice quick shot wait a few oh blitz what oh why do you have so many hit points ah i feel like i gotta get up the rng has given me it yeah ow oh my god you and your blocks i didn't block anything oh okay well good go away no this is this is my square i really don't like your upgrades right now give me no no don't give them that i got to stop doing that it's hard not to block you i know wow yes no don't don't give him it oh come on no i'm gonna die yeah you are nope hey buddy oh my god i forgot you can get that there we go that was close i don't like this no what is this do you see a circle in the middle i do see it i want it oh whoa no stuck out in the back what was that i got stuck under the map dude it went under and it died i needed to go to the casino blitz that was just luck all around for me i'll be able to do nothing oh my god that was great all right we're going to switch it up all right it might be blue or you're going to be blue oh rat i am orange i get a number five it's not a blue i need to be honest no no i'm getting deja vu uh-huh except it's backwards deja vu generation gets a four oh brawler oh oh no no no you got more healthy you get more health it's a lot of pressure to run towards you though unless you have like the perfect build ow yeah that's right this is so awkward get off of me let me go i screwed myself over i was having fun now that's the important part i'm super speed like a sonic fast you are sonic yeah i'm basically a sad sonic instead with a top head yes oh don't get me that's illegal that's my turn that's my worst did you see how i did that i just hit him in the face and generated oh that's actually good except you get one less bullet so i'm excited for that and my aim's already great i'm just glad you're not going for the shotgun ones hopefully i can go for anything oh dude i'm sorry look at this i don't ow oh no i'm bleeding oh did you see that shot wow that snipe is actually impressive stop i google stuff this is embarrassing i goomba stomped you he poisoned me jumped my poison oh my god i'm gonna need some upgrade splits okay i'm gonna give you one what do you want do you want a number two no i want a one or five okay actually that'll i'm cool with that yeah just can't blow them all right away well it's probably gonna happen oh yeah that's how did i miss all my shots there you're going against the gingerbread blitz you can't touch me i'm gonna die i'm scared what do i do oh my god poop dog after last game i'm alright very unconfident right now d it's d confident that's the word oh i almost had you i almost fell down the hole you're just running away ow ow i'm bleeding you're actually poisoned thank you finally i got one i'm happy now [Music] bump i didn't block any of those i have no idea how they know it just like fell all around you how did you hit me through the wall i'm a genius i got the skills to pay the bills now legal no there's nothing illegal running away running away please don't die okay please die what come on [Music] i cannot get a shutout you have nothing right now oh you know what's even better you have glass cannon that's your upgrade now yep number one i i disagree now you have okay i just have to hit i just have to hit i will i will give you a hit really yeah just to see how much damage it does oh okay there's a ton of that's not cool that you gave me it i did i wasn't expecting it to do that much damage though i mean i can spot you one i don't really need it oh god i can't i can't do it i'm just i don't know what to do i'm scared i'm gonna die in one hit hey you're doing the right oh come on you jump that catch ow oh no oh no no no i gotta kill him i gotta kill him no i gotta kill him no no no thank god okay this is so stressful i can't have enough having hp i get number five it's blue first healing mayhem and quick shot oh the shotgun this is gonna be interesting i gotta get close to you now wait you do gotta get close oh this sucks man i have no range and you got you got all the good stuff i got garbage oh i don't like that i'm not i'm not confident yes ow al come back here come back here oh this might have worked out for me how the turns of table dre nice block oh you are so squishy when i blocked it come on [Music] yes wait did i hit you i think the box hit me you had damage okay wow yes wow i just ducked in a corner i waited for the poison generate number dose oh it's purple oh my god you're getting a rare one chilling presents i'm not i don't take it it's actually good for me it's good for you because you're a shotgun but if i die then i'm dead so that's that's how it works oh my god oh god that's ridiculous i just put you down all right no you cannot come near me i'll i'll shoot you oh my word the knockback is the greatest yeah no that's not great at all second number five oh it's a blue oh boy more hit points i just need to block though i'm not good at that but this is that's block not you don't have to hit the block if you just block it works but you don't need more damage really oh no it's not gonna be able to do anything over there what is this thing how do i i got an idea you ready for this tray oh god what are you serious yeah did you like that like one hp i don't this is not my my play style i like the fence no way get away oh no no no no this is fun i will say that i'm scared but this is fun oh no oh what is what did i get no no no no no no no no no no no no oh i'm coming back i can feel it oh it's going well generate number one decay where were the other ones oh i could have had saw i wanted something that would have been brutal for me all right hey what did i get dk um decay the one you hated last game well you're gonna decay and poison how does that work together yeah good good question oh well let's find out oh no no no i really like trying to shoot those things down but it's really hard to get to oh that's a good point it looks pretty good oh no yes he took the bait this is the one there's some bait edit this output what a way to lose a man i had a pretty bad upgrade but you had that glass cannon which is rough i also had my stupidity on your side fun stuff thanks for playing yeah it was fun bye bye and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagen dickie james apollo bunny auto dave eagle arc whippet good seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarland deegan paul longstone and ralph and everyone 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Channel: Blitz

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Keywords: blitz, rounds, rounds game, rounds gameplay, evolution, evolution game

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Length: 33min 3sec (1983 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021