UPGRADING The MOST POWERFUL Stick Man Ever!

oh hey everybody it's me blitz you know just sitting here sleeping at my desk like normal in my brand new job that i accidentally got wake up bro wake up we got things oh i'm fired now get out of my life no what are you doing here i just totally clubbed that guy with a coffee cup nice oh a gold star never gotten one of those before hey bro what's going on oh the rain okay watch this trick you want to see something cool it's going to be like a 360 no scope fire oh what did i do select your promotion uh i want the forward kick to be promoted nice give me the gold star too i need that oh nice coffee mug toss and boom oh man that forward kick is no joke i can press x to slow mo too watch this trick boom nice you get out of my life too hey get off my head bro get out of here nice it worked oh another gold star that's my favorite thing ever choose to move upgrade oh boy uppercut to the shore yuriken okay i want the spin kick we're going to upgrade that i'll get wrecked noob oh that was so good oh there was the super kick i like that use i forgot how to use the use button i'm still in slow motion no okay you want to fight right right in the yeah no no is he a boss get wrecked oh hey catch yes yeah just get in the boxes oh my word dude just got wrecked what is i get bullets i got bullets give me that did gym member increase max health i got sudoku's okay i'm gonna i'm gonna go to the sudoku mode hey bro whoa whoa dude's got a stapler no ouch okay fine get pow get out of my life oh he hurts i don't like that ow just kidding i do like this hey oh oh oh my electrocuted powdered ouch get off my life there we go there we go oh he hit me again okay i can do this i realize that i've got this trick nice get down do you see that i just spidered my way down spider blitz spider blitz ow get out of here run now i'm gonna die catch dude it's so mean so evidently if you die you have to go through the whole level again i just totally upgraded my oh it's just ow get out of my life there i upgraded my mug toss to a full-on like delivery parcel throw ouch bro that is not cool watch this you ready it's ups time [Laughter] hey dude it's me again oh that was good oh oh it's stuck on the boxes hey hey oh oh no no no no ow abort mission okay you're gonna drop that box down now what are you gonna do you're stuck up there hey it's me run away okay i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do the trick here right in the head nice nice get out of here there we go oh he hit me with the stapler again get up get out break the box break the box down okay i got my superhero round hills kick ready for this i got electrocuted though okay i need more ammo i need more ammo i need more ammo give me that okay and pow nice got him run away he run away you're coming up here you're gonna come up here if you do i'm gonna roundhouse kick in the face and then leave and then leave i'm in the leave haha you missed me again and then we're going to do the same thing oh electrocution get up get up oh just a nice little kick right in the head nice and then oh i killed him he's dead and give me my health back beautiful what do i get for upgrade now the 100 sudoku's again hey whoa get out of here nice oh you you've got the stapler again oh that was dirty they are so dirty then i'll get out no no i'm stuck between his legs i don't like this okay he's done though he's done and you're about to be done oh that was amazing okay i'll get out of my life why are they so much wanting to get boxed there get my combos rolling you're dead okay i need an upgrade bicycle kick we're going to upgrade this to the mailbomb you can't say that out loud though here you go and catch nice and boom okay bro catch i like that thing can i blow up the cars we can't say that either but i do know about that nice oh that was a perfect kick yeah nice are you still alive how are you still alive oh that's got 10 seconds left i need that hey out of my way out of my way out of my way hop out get down i need that upgrade i'm going to get this now uh uh uppercut uppercut i want to re-roll give me the roundhouse kick no we want uh yeah we'll do this one there we go ready slow-mo oh no boom kick him in the face oh my word i can't hit that guy in slow-mo now we're just not back to this guy i don't have an appointment but i do have a kick to the face ah right in the groin the head uppercut again and boom i missed here dude catch how did i miss that there was that was a perfect shot look at that i get to fight the boss next oh get off my life dude there nice kick to the face this is going to be so bad because this is a big boss fight i don't have any health remaining i don't but you don't either now there that was an excellent hit oh yes that's the health box my body desires oh he's on it he's on a chain wait what why are you chained up dude there we go nice get out of here and boom bear perfect okay we're going down on this side he doesn't even know about me ouch air in the face in the face and get out of here ouch i don't want to die too young for that boom oh no there's a good hit we're gonna go straight up uppercut i missed but he did too oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no i unlocked the weeb he knows karate he also has a really cool throwing knife attack that i want more of there's something very satisfying about chucking a knife at someone's face you can't say that a lot too much though seems like a lot of things in this game you can't talk about ooh but we're gonna get ninja stars hey dude ready catch i need those in real life no i don't no bad stapler man oh i still don't like you bro you're not okay ready kick him in the face yes and then kick him again no no no no no no no no throw the knife at him run away run away yep run him down he's got a knife stuck in his eye [Music] ouch ouch ouch get ouch catch catch hey i got him that was exciting give me my bullets back on a roll heel six when re-rolling that's kind of cool multi-tasker max health increase all punch damage that sounds fantastic as long as the staples will get removed from my face hey no bad weeb no no no no no no nope nope nope there we go there we go i'm just jumping over his head no there it is oh he's still not dead yet quick upgrade oh hey come down here with me it'll be fine fire hey that was excellent i kind of like my fireball throw you know why because i can do this and that was a gun how did i get a gun now now nine eight get out of here i need my upgrades full health oh i definitely need full health because we're getting really close to another fight did he just jump over that i think he just jumped over my fireball you know who's not gonna be able to jump over my fireball it's dude on a string ready attack do it again and ah fire really if you weren't derping out so much i can attack you real good ow and again nope oh i hit him with another knife and again ow he hit me okay we're at where they kick and then jump and kick there it is [Applause] dirty hey dude get out here who's waiting upstairs i don't know who's waiting upstairs for me you guys that was good i really like that attack so much uh this one's a large boy maybe if i can get ooh credit shop oh well let's get ninja stars over here ready and ninja stars and then jump kick and then that thing oh yeah that is a really strong power-up we'll go over here we'll go boom there it is oh no no ninja stars why did i miss the ninja stars twice right out the door nice okay i feel like this boss is gonna be a big boss you know wow okay that was cool nice uh-huh and we'll upgrade that nope nope nope nope ow he gets knocked out and then he gets back up again nice oh oh oh that sucks but i bet they didn't know they make me even more powerful because now i have a glue gun and i can use the stapler uh oh i'm running out of glue i'm running out of glue boom hammer in the face oh an axe that sounds exciting hey would you like an axe oh he died before i could ask him double xp gain for two minutes the spin punch karate strike a re-roll oh more glue guns delivery parcel bicycle kick uh ninja stars sound fun or more axes i like more axes now i can really strike hard hello sir i'd like to ask you a question oh you didn't you didn't get to use the x but now i get to fight this guy i don't have any ammo which kind of sucks but if i go right out of his range oh that's really easy look at all that damage i'm doing oh my word i don't even need anything else [Laughter] hello goodbye oh my word this has done so much stupid damage i love it i need one of these have fun every time i play this game please don't please don't give me oh a chainsaw i can have a chainsaw oh that sounds even more fun than an axe yes whoa it is it is i promise meow oh no he kicked me out hey no no no no you're illegal and then you're no could you stop that get wrecked okay i got big boss fight again i think i'll be okay uh oh maybe not i forgot i don't have any arranged weaponry ow okay i'm just gonna you know what we're just gonna go all out here good i'm dead this guy used to be hard and now i just stomped him yeah that's good ooh more push-ups more sit-ups or six health when re-rolling let's do all punch damage increase even though i don't think i have any punches get out of my way haha die and die yes get out of here i'm having way too much fun with this maybe i shouldn't have so much fun with this yes yes see this guy's got a healing now oh my word this is gross hey get wrecked and die i also get to drink coffee so it's always a good day when that happens i get to choose an upgrade to drink a red bull i do like that chainsaw but nah yeah we're going red bowl time red bulb oh get out of here yeah the red bull gives double damage ooh free candy i want more ranged weaponry because i feel like they're really strong please upgrade my stuff or not yeah probably probably not that one i definitely want the fireball instead hey buddy get wrecked i missed hey catch get wrecked again something is very satisfying about being full health and taking this guy on boom i missed ready hey come here nice and then hydrogen hey catch that in your face oh and that one and that one and that one he's done he's done i did it i did it all by myself i'm also going to kick this guy out all by myself yeah right through the window oh get out of here it gained health from groin kicks ooh moves have three extra ammo that sounds fun i'm gonna take that i just hope i can get more ammo before i take on my arch nemesis because as it stands right now i don't have any ammo i don't like you okay and then boom you know what nope you're bad you're a mean person nobody likes you ouch bro give me the high duking thing and then heck runny's down i really really really wish i could get upgrades before going into this guy's fight but he's so dumb i don't like you i know attack there we go that was good there we go that is excellent this is how to fight him you just do that all the time ah right away and oh he's got a massive wind up if he can get out of the way of the wind up you're all right there we go that was my attack nope oh i missed the wrong direction oh okay there we go oh there it is there it is shoot him with a staple gun ow okay ready we can't just face tank him we have to hide and wait and then oh okay he does that big attack and then boom ow whoa oh bro there we go there we go shoot him with a disabled gun not again it's time for me and you to dance again ready and get wrecked nope nope swing and i miss oh ow ow ow run away okay swing and a swing and a boom right in the face ouch get out of here i don't like you hey i'm standing on your face how do you like that dork oh he had a bullet and i was gonna steal it no i don't like you i said i don't know how many times i need to tell you that i don't have any more bullets okay ah there it is hey i get on my life get out of here i'm just gonna jump up here for a little bit that seems like a good idea right jumping skills and then jumping scales nice nice get out of here i like that attack ready he looks sad and then boom there it is oh oh oh i think i killed him i think i got him haha he wrecked noob oh okay i want the taser the taser sounds fun let's see if my example is right oh the taser is fun yes get wrecked look at these guys it's a dance party why are you dancing at work oh oh that is satisfying okay i'm gonna knock you out of next week nice and then you guys get wrecked get pumped get rekt and stuff tased everyone i like this a lot yeah no no no no no okay no no no get back inside why did i i fell oh hey i got free candy and then every time i reroll i get health oh i like this okay uh that one a ground slam or ninja stars uh let's go with the ground slam upgrade my taser and then we go back upstairs i'm gonna knock this guy outside we got some big music boom ready i'm gonna dance see my dance moves get tased bros get wrecked oh man there's something very satisfying about this game oh she wasn't i didn't even see that i got an upgrade but i definitely want the spin punch i could have also got the ground slam because well frankly something sounds exciting about that oh batters up it's not a trap oh it is a trap just kidding i don't care about traps ow get off me get off me i said get chased bro that was fun oh this is so much fun get more upgrades gym member max health increase yes please give me gym member again or we can upgrade this to an axe now i can use it on your face um get wrecked and no what is that did he have a gun is this the final boss this might be the final boss hey that's not tase them get wrecked get wrecked get wrecked get oh there's more there's more i don't like more bosses wow he's still flipping out okay fine um remove move extra rerolls swap move i wanna i want more re-rolls because those give me health yeah oh jerk face get wrecked get now bro you're supposed to be taste ow ow would you just not be alive anymore thank you you have to tell him that you have to ask him politely get out of here get out of my house these guys are dancing um they got things broken ow ow there crowd slam and now we go up here i'm gonna let them come over here for a second before i go boom and then whoop and then you get taste i'm having way too much fun with this all right that looks like a big guy oh that's totally a boss fight that is totally boss fight yeah oh hit and it oh he's eating me he's eating me yeah get out of here let go of me let go let go of me i can't even do anything just get smacked and stuff oh my word would you just let me go bro i he's just grabbed me there oh hey give me oh i did it increase all punch damage i don't have any punches but i do have free health i don't know how far this game goes but i love it oh he's talking too much i got put to sleep wake up they're fighting each other ground slam oh okay then get out of here that was a vortex move oh no i fell nope nope nope you missed me yeah miss me oh come on now don't do it don't do it nope i'll just leave him alone oh that's another talkie boy i don't like tacky boys it just knocked me out of the window get wrecked i just knocked him out of the window get out of here uh there's too many people uh uh-huh earthquake i don't want to talk to you right now these guys have guns i don't nope they killed me i died but i got 17 promotions and this game is a lot of fun so if you want to play it there's a link in the video description and keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagan dickie james apollo bunny otto dave eagle arc whip it good seraphin x dez bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarland deegan paul longstone and raul and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a youtube channel member

Channel: Blitz

Views: 443,072

Rating: 4.9454355 out of 5

Keywords: blitz, stick man, stick fight, stick figure, stickman fight, funny moments, stick fighter, stick it, stick it to the stick man, stick man, stickman, stick man anime fights, stickman battle

Id: 7Kyt65Gm9uI

Length: 19min 25sec (1165 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021