All right. We're checking out
the only game where you can violently waterslide from the moon
all the way back down to earth. Argh. It's GTA.
That's right. Someone has legitimately built
a series of parkour water slides that go from the--
What is that there? [laughs] Going from the moon back down to earth. I'm kind of glad I failed
because I get the opportunity to show you
this glorious sign that says, "Complete a series of deadliest
water slides and get a plushie." Six million people have died. Wait a second, 6 million people have died,
like 8 million of them were kid. How? You know what?
Math isn't my strong suit either. To the slide. I also noticed that
there's a random body, like, at the bottom.
Can you see it? I'm pretty sure it said,
"I'm so scared." All right. Now, if I stay
in the fetal position, I should have-- Oh, there it is. I'm too scared.
You already made it to the checkpoint. Actually, hold on. Huh.
Hold on, I just-- [laughs] This is very difficult with your
ragdoll body, but I'm not giving up. And there you go. [laughs] She's hanging on for dear life.
Will you just go off the side already? There. You're welcome.
Oh, yeah. So, she's fine. Anyway, checkpoint.
All right. So now it's time to start
doing this with a vehicle. I love how it's a waterslide,
but mostly all it gives you is pain. What in the-- Whoa. This is a very controlled fall right now,
I'd like to mention. Oh, yeah, we're fine.
This is-- I can save this. Oh, maybe I can't save it. How
long is this water slide? There we go. Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're running it. Oh, there's a jump here.
Nice. Okay. And watch this. [laughs] Forget I said anything. Good thing I stopped there
because there's a missing wall. This is a really big jump. I don't think I'm gonna be able
to make that platform. Oh, maybe I will make the platform.
I'm not gonna make the platform. Okay. So, the idea is
you can't lose any of your speed, otherwise, you're not gonna be able
to make that platform, and this is just
the very first water slide. Okay. And lift up. Perfect.
And then around the side. There it is. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Dr. Yeetington,
you're needed in surgery. Dr. Yeetington with the launch
and the land. And then upside down
and we need to be very careful. There it is.
Oh, this is perfect. No. Okay, I can definitely make it as long as I launch from the thing
perfectly straight. All right.
So, I need to line up kinda with this-- [grunts] There. [grunts] [laugh] Come on, man. You're gonna make me
bring out the controller, aren't you? Okay, primary yeet, land it.
Up the wall. Then coast a little bit to the left. This is unbelievably difficult. All right. Nice.
Nice and controlled. Nice and-- [grunts]
Okay, I'm getting closer. Let me guess, these water slides
aren't actually water slides. The water is tears.
Oh, that looks good. That looks good.
That looks a lot less good now. I almost touched it. If this is the first obstacle
what else is in here? As I understand, there's actually
three completely separate slides, each one gets worse than the last,
so this is technically the easiest one. Okay, I'm- I'm going around
ab-about as aimed up as I can possibly get with a controller,
and here we go. This looks good.
This is probably my best one yet. I'm gonna-- Okay, I'm starting to lose it.
I'm starting to lose it. Come on.
It's so close. Yes, that's a checkpoint.
Well, that was demonic. I just realized too-- Hold on, hold on. Do you see what the-
what the license plate says? I love how it's gone from,
like, gray to yeet to just no. Oh, we have another banner.
"Warning. This section of the waterslide
is under construction. There can be some
leaks and gaps." Okay. So, I'm assuming now--
Oh, there it is. There's, like, little, uh,
like little spouts of water. Oh, they don't really do anything
though. Oh, God. Okay. Around the corner. Oh, there's freaking radars. Oh, oh, I can't believe
how good I'm doing. And there's windmills.
No. I can save this. Ow. I can still kind of save this.
All right, now I cannot save it. Nope, never mind, I can totally save it.
All right, I can't save it. What's really scary is
we've come down from the moon and we're not even at, like,
the cloud cover for the skybox yet. Okay. So, there's gaps all over the place. There these-- What the--?
The spouts do have pressure. No. I thought they were just for show. Um, you know what?
I-I'm screwed. Okay. Uh, guess I need to take this
a lot more seriously now. Okay, so I have to dodge the spouts. There we go.
Yeah, 'cause they pulse. Argh. Mm. [grunts] How did you manage
to find more evil to put inside
of these freaking boards? Okay. [screams]
That ejected me out of the car. I'm slowly losing
more and more of this car. I now no longer have a door.
All right. Okay. I can-- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ow. [screams] I'm not gonna lie,
your board is unbelievably abusive. Okay, so go to the--
Yeah, here we are. Okay. And then
skip up this way. Nice. I can't believe I got so far
on my first try. Like, I haven't been able
to replicate that. [grunts] Y-y-yes, yes.
No. Your water slide was meant
to destroy hopes and dreams, isn't it? Oh, I need to- I need to save this.
[cries] Well, they weren't kidding
when they said that the slides get harder and harder
as time goes on. This is easily worse than the first one.
This is happening. Ow. Okay, that's fine.
That was just a little love tap. [grunts] Oh, yeah.
Yes. Y-y-yes. [laughs]
Where am I going? [screams] Oh, there's a teleporter
in the middle of the sky. Oh, they even give me a new car. I'm not gonna lie, we've been through
a lot together, but I don't feel safe. That car is probably like, "Yeah, you're not going to feel safe
in the other car either." This section features
a lot of fun jumps. I feel like your definition of fun
and my definition of fun are completely different.
What the--? Oh, you have to legit jump it. I-- Wow.
This is gonna be a pain. Um, okay. So, I have to
launch at an angle. Hold on. Like, right, like, here. Got it.
Argh, nevermind. I'm going to be getting
whiplash a lot, aren't I? Okay and, um, hmm. Okay, that looks pretty good.
Oh, God, I overshot it. How many of these jumps do I have to do?
There's like five of them. There's like six of them.
There's like seven of them. Oh, that is looking perfect.
Nice. And then up this way. Oh, man. Okay, there's
definitely a pattern to this. Okay, there's the first one. I-I think I have to
keep jumping off the right. See, I learn through trial and error
except, you know, that trial is typically me killing
my character over and over again. The fact that my passenger door
is starting to come open is slightly concerning. Why exactly did they install
a freaking waterslide on the moon again? Is it just to torture me?
Okay. There's no way in hell
I could do it from the right. I have to go right to left.
Okay, here's the plan. We're going to launch
from the right side, then we're going to launch
from the left side. All right, so l-- Well. [giggles]
Okay, launch from the right. Hmm. In case you're wondering,
remember how I said it was very concerning that my passenger door
was coming off? Yeah, it's fully off now.
All right. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. We're gonna do this one at a time.
Oh, God. Oh, I'm falling off. No.
This is a fresh evil. This is some serious
USDA choice Satan right here. It's so steep that I can't even stop.
I'm not giving up. I don't care how many times it takes. Okay, I got to the second one.
We're slowly getting there. Okay, the way that
these are positioned, you do have to go right to left
to right to left. So, right. Argh, undershot it.
Okay. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Nice. Okay.
I can totally make this work. All right. Climb up the top.
Oh, this is almost sheer. And then right to left.
Yeah. Damn it. I'm starting to think that
the board creator made this impossible. There has to be a way. [grunts]
Okay, I think I figured it out. All right. So, start and then
get some momentum, not a ton. Here, watch. And then off but don't--
Yeah, here we go, here we go. And then less momentum.
[screams] Okay, so after that,
it's like a real tube. Not yet, not yet, now.
And jump but nice and light. Perfect. See? There. Okay,
I am under control, under control. And jump.
Perfect. Uh, that may be a little high, and by a little high
I mean it's like high as hell. [screams] Counts.
I wish I could impress upon you exactly how many times I have done
this freaking water slide at this point. There is a very--
Oh, I don't know how I just saved that. Specific way that you have to hit
all of these corners to have any chance of making this. You cannot stop and do these
one at a time, they're too steep. And that looks good.
Yes. Come on please, God, just let this end,
let the pain end, let the pain end. Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
Mother freaking checkpoint. What more can you torture me with?
There's nothing else. [laughs] Oh, my god. [screams] Oh, I made it. [screams] Another frickin--
[screams] Oh, God no. Okay, this part doesn't actually
seem that bad. Okay, so around the corner,
ride the side. Okay. And then launch.
Okay, that was a bad launch. Hey. Okay, that is undershooting it. All right, I need to find out exactly
what direction I'm supposed to jump this. Maybe more to the right. Okay, getting closer. Yes.
Okay, perfect. Oh, God. Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, so this one I have to jump, oh, man,
like, right at the top of the sea. Okay, so this isn't that steep,
I can actually climb this. And the perfect landing. Okay, what else you got for me?
All right, around the top. And-- Oh, my God, there's another jump.
Oh, this is a small one. Okay, small jump. Yes.
You did okay. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. [screams] Ow. I can do this.
This can legit happen right now. Are you ready?
Are you ready? All you gotta do is line up, look the thumbnail hole in the eye,
and we have a winner. Well, I got to experience water slides,
and honestly, I'd rather just drown. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of GTA. Till the next time.
Stay foxy, much love.
Especially as a Lindsay/BK wins
If they could get some of the older heads into the video, or hold off until the newbies are more used to the wonky physics of GTA perhaps.
If 90% of the video is most of the crew not making it past the first hurdle it won't make for a funny video sadly.
I suspect something fishy. Looks like GrayStillPlays thumbnail.