I tried speedrunning Stick RPG and became a world leader by using degenerate tactics

today we're speed running through stick rpg probably one of the greatest flash games ever made now before we start the speed run we're going to re-roar our stats until we have at least 29 total points that's gonna be important because we wanna make our intelligence as high as possible and then also of course i gotta change my name but we can finally start our speed run as soon as i skip the intro cutscene and then right away you can see what this game is all about we're stick man that's pretty much it but right away we're gonna do something very risky we're gonna take a thousand dollar loan out of the bank and then almost get hit by a car and we're gonna be taking all of that to the casino because we need to make some quick money so in the casino we can play some blackjack we get a 17 get the dealer to bust right there and then we'll do one more bet get a pair of tens which is really good and we also won again so we got a little lucky because he did have an ace but whatever we're just gonna continue on with the run we'll get both an alarm clock some smokes and some caffeine pills and you'll see why we need these things in just a second and yeah i literally meant just a sagging because now we're gonna use the smokes and give it to this kid until he dies yeah that's kind of sad please never smoke anything it's not worth it but then we're gonna get on our skateboard which we just got from killing that kid and we're gonna be increasing our intelligence at the university before going to bed and then doing it all over again oh yeah we're also gonna have to repay our loan right now it's a thousand twenty one dollars so that's nice and easy because we only took a day to repay it and now it's time to go back to the university and this is pretty much all we're doing for the next little while we're increasing our intelligence and banging our head into a desk for some reason this increases your intelligence and then going home sleeping and then having another day where we do the exact same thing also you might notice every time we do something the clock at the top of the screen is going to go a little further and we get it to where it's in the red area and that's the reason we bought the caffeine pills because usually if we get it to that area you won't be able to fully restore your energy but if you have the caffeine pills you will yeah we're kind of just abusing our bodies so that we can become smarter seems like a regular university but we're gonna be doing this until we have 253 intelligence so we're gonna be here for a while so i'll be back once this is done and finally after 10 days of doing this we now have 253 intelligence i'm going to check my caffeine pills just to make sure i have enough and it's time to apply for a job and then ask for a promotion over and over again and become the ceo it's just that easy i mean to be fair we're literally like the smartest person in the world so we just get promoted right away i don't really know why they did that for me but it doesn't really matter for me anymore because now i'm making a lot of money so at this point in the run we're going to be investing that money into the bank because that's going to get us some more interest so we're both going to make 2 400 every single day and go and then put that in the bank as well which is going to give us the interest rate and slowly but surely we'll make a lot of money or i guess not really slowly because we do have the ceo salary i still don't really know why they gave that to me i mean i guess it was also weird how they started me out with a janitor without checking my skills you know it doesn't really matter i'm the ceo now i'm just gonna continue on with my life take some more caffeine pills because i always need those yeah my life is literally just a grind i don't do anything fun i go i skateboard over to my office building i work until i'm exhausted and i put all my money in my bank go back to sleep do the same thing all over again this is literally the sigma grind set one nice thing you can say about me though is i'm a very eco-friendly ceo i'm still riding a skateboard even though i am the ceo so you know i'm probably a pretty good guy besides that one time i killed that kid but we don't have to worry about that that's all in the past now after a bit more working we're going to be able to take out all of our money and buy a bigger apartment then along with that we can go over to the store and get both a coma snooze bed and a computer oh yeah i just realized i forgot to say what speedrun we're doing we're doing the 100 speed run where we have to buy everything and also become president so at this point we're gonna keep sleeping and then using our computer and it's time to invest in stocks which literally how stocks work in this game is the minimum price each stock can go down to is a dollar so we're pretty much just waiting for a stock to get down to a dollar investing in it and then continuing so like right here we see that our stock raised in price but it's not good enough to sell just yet so i'm just gonna go back to work get a little bit more money and then hopefully i'll be able to invest soon and this is literally just a strategy it's back down to a dollar we're gonna buy some more because it is literally impossible for it to get any lower and yeah it might be gaming the system a little bit but it's also kind of weird how their hard minimum is a dollar so i'm not really gonna lose any sleep over it but just like many things in this game this is literally just the grind we do we wait until it's really low price we buy a bunch of the stocks and we continue on with our life right there i actually messed up i didn't do the math correctly but that doesn't really matter we were able to buy a lot more stocks and we're just really hoping that this price will double and then go back to a dollar and then we can double it again but right now we are not getting the greatest luck in the world because i mean i'm still having to go to my job as a co i don't want to do that i literally want to do nothing i don't know why this game is making me do all this like again it's at a dollar i guess i'll buy more stocks so that will be nice in the future but it's kind of annoying i mean at least finally it went up to 1.5 like i said all we wanted to do is go up to two so what i'm gonna do right here i've made enough money as a ceo i'm just gonna kind of sleep and then wait for it to go up yeah i'm literally just being full degenerate and then finally it makes it to 228 so we're going to sell every single one of our stocks and that's going to make us a ton of money and pretty much we're just gonna do the exact same thing over again so we'll wait for that one stock to get down to a dollar and then we'll buy it again and it did right away so even though we didn't get the best rng at first this is actually some pretty good rng and we should be able to save a lot of time it goes back to 186 and it made it up to two dollars right away so we're gonna sell every single one of our stocks and yeah it's pretty much just make some more money it's very easy i mean this is pretty much how life just works anyway isn't it now we want to get up to about 700 000 total dollars until we can continue on the speed run so i'll update you on any interesting points and we'll just continue on okay there we go mlg is now back down to a dollar so we're gonna buy all that we can and hope it gets up to two dollars as fast as possible we also could wait for it to get up to like three dollars or something like that but it's also a lot more risky if we do that and also okay our stocks are not doing the greatest in the world but there it goes it's now up to 205 so we're going to sell all of those stocks and we also saw that a different stock is now down to a dollar so right away we can go and buy that one literally gaming the system this is just what you want to do if all these stocks work like this in real life i think it's kind of funny because this is legitimately an infinite money glitch like we're just making so much money from literally doing nothing and we are almost up to our price we only have to have this happen one more time but that also requires one of the stocks to get down to a dollar so hopefully that happens sooner rather than later and there we go it happened exactly when i wanted it to and finally after a few more degenerate nights it finally gets up to over two dollars so we're able to sell everything we own and i'm pretty sure we a millionaire now wow that was pretty easy who knew but we're gonna go and we're gonna buy every piece of real estate there is because like i said this is a hundred percent speed run so we need literally everything then we're gonna go to the furniture store go in there a couple of times and buy all of that stuff as well so now they're just kind of out of furniture we'll also buy some more caffeine pills because you always need those and then finally we'll also buy the gun the knife and the cell phone so yeah we're now a dangerous rich person now at this point we have an interesting strategy because we're going to put all of our money into the bank and hope that it occurs a bunch of interest i mean it doesn't really need to because what we're more doing right now is just sleeping over and over again because you can see every single time that we sleep our intelligence strength and charm goes up now we have almost everything in the game done except for becoming president and to become president we need at least 800 points in strength intelligence and charm so this is the fastest way of doing it we literally just sleep you know in real life maybe this isn't the greatest way to become president but this is the gamer way to become president and yeah this is also my life just clicking the same buttons over and over again i love speedrunning flash games but finally when we get around 200 health i also like going and stealing this car because that's also part of the hundred percent speed red we steal the car and yeah now it's ours i mean we could very easily buy one but it's just more fun to steal it okay back to this over and over again i feel so bad for my hands now after legitimately 10 more real life minutes we finally have enough to become president what we're going to want to do is go to the bank and we need to take out 200 000 and now we're also going to finally check our messages see all this stuff but we don't really care about it and for some reason we got an email that said you can become president and also yeah now we're president and we completed the speed run 26.49 so yeah that's the most effective way to speedrun stick rpg it only broke me a lot at least now we can do this over and over again and if we look on speedrun.com we'll see that we didn't do the greatest in the world but we did all right but the reason for doing so much worse than first place is literally just this i could not figure out how to sleep so quickly but that's probably a good thing because this looks insane and my hands probably would have died so yeah i'm just gonna take my time i'm not doing this over again but see the real joke is that there's a category where you can use cheat codes and just have all the money you need right away so you can do everything in the 100 category buy literally every single thing and not have to go through all that torture i went through why do i never choose these categories please subscribe if you enjoyed

Channel: EazySpeezy

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Id: u93oyse9c-4

Length: 9min 17sec (557 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 22 2021