I Spent £1000 On A Takeaway..

no another voice crack all right guys welcome to today's video so what we're gonna be doing today is i'm gonna try and rack up a thousand pound order and get it delivered to me right here right now so uh you guys are probably used to like the delivery of the ubereats things like that but i don't think they're bougie enough there's an app here this is not an ad by the way this is they have not paid me to use their app but in london there's an app called supper and it's mainly for like the bougier restaurant and i figured i need to go there if i'm going to spend a thousand pounds so let's have a little look at what we can buy all right so this first one here is a place called rocca a mackie at home kit they want me to pay 50 pounds to make my own we're not spending a thousand pounds yeah so for me to have to make my own food yeah i want it to come in tasting amazing let's get some let's get some syrup actually um the wagyu tempura machi that sounds expensive the beef philip oh my god the wagyu ribeye uh yes oh the black cod it has to be ordered confirm that right here we go some chinese food i do i do enjoy a chinese thing 145 signature collection oh 175 for a bespoke series two people i am quite hungry right here we go 45 jeremiah street i think is how you say that anyways the cuisine is british what what is british fish and chips yes they could just yeah okay anyways let's see it certainly isn't 30 grams of siberian caviar that is a bit of me i'll take 80 pound philip oh it's a beef wellington i love a beef wellington that chocolate cake all right so we've managed to rack up 228 pounds on this one lord okay as an alcoholic i'm gonna need i'm gonna i'm gonna need some drinks so let's have a little look here come on find me that spending i 35 pounds not good enough it's 176 for some rosa okay now we're talking if i what bro i could blow my whole budget on a champagne from france a thousand one hundred and forty pounds is it a white wine oh i like a white wine as well i'll take that actually you know what i'm in a whiskey mood there we go now all that is wonderful but ultimately i'm gonna need some some dessert some pudding all right i've decided to go for for a gift box of 30 assorted macaroons is it macrons mccroones macaroons microns anyways yo we're getting some of them little circular things that look really fancy so here we go i i was thinking you know i'm spending a thousand pounds on food right surely i need the right person to serve it to me i need the right place to eat it it needs to be a bougie experience hello mate um yeah no i'm just calling up um so i have a bit of a a favor to ask or a question um i need a butler for like two hours and i was wondering if you would be that butler for two hours [Music] please honestly it's two hours worth of film and that's it and then you can go home and there might be some spare food for you maybe maybe how much is it gonna cost me it doesn't matter there's no way i'm paying you too i'll do you 150. all right okay i'll see you in a bit he actually said yes the best bit is wait till you see the outfit for the [Music] butler [Music] all right so i've brushed up nicely as you can see i'm looking good i'm excited don't watch the pants uh i've spent a thousand pounds on this meal and like i said i needed myself a handsome looking butler so introducing i paid 150 pounds for this and he's looking to pass i ain't cheap boy what's that drop and give me ten i'll do it oh that's a bit of food here the food you need to go and get you need to go and let him in i've got to keep a straight face to hold him yeah yeah yeah yo what's up my guy how are you yeah not bad that's it one of them day isn't it oh there's a ball that's just the starter jesus here we go i don't normally dress like this i do promise this is a person oh cognac yeah 19 1738. oh mate thank you so much [Laughter] wait they gave us a free bottle of cognac oh bargain 1738 this is maiden i don't even know how to present this this is way too fancy i need two baking trays it says i need two babies he says a timer am i cooking this for you hurry up there's nothing in it it's empty what do you mean it's empty hang on it comes with a personalized letter right what we saying then g like yes anyway wait is it not cooked we gotta cook it no you don't yeah we do imagine ordering a grands worth of food and it comes uncooked we're sucking that one off um i swear to god it's coming packages i've ordered something i need to cook it's freezing we're not spending a thousand pounds yeah so for me to have to make my own food yeah i want it to come in tasting amazing you've got a ready meal that you've got to put in the microwave put that away man yeah some food that needs to be put on a plate all right then boss you got wine glasses over there lad it don't talk to me like that either i paid 150 pounds to be spoken to correctly i'll show you how i put a bottle of wine then shall we geezer i'm so sorry i'm sorry i swear to god if you brought it like that i've never i've never done this in my life i'm not a clown no no no no no no it stays down and you twist the top twist it but nobody gotta let the arms come up you gotta let the arm come up i don't know what i'm doing hey i'm your butler man oh my god oh look at this look at that hey look at that do your daddy come on in jesus christ i've hired the world's strongest butler mate i've never done this in my life i'm actually learning something here learning on the job look at that right can i get a glass please you have a little taste of that one boss yeah you know what that's a 200 pound bottle of wine that's a mulligan monterect sorry a mountain the food's been here for 20 minutes you're taking it just kind of get the story i want my starter hey bring in the starter we've got a nice hearty starter for you here darling what have you got from me what we've got some potato dolphin we've got the creamiest mash going i mean we've got some green beans this is not a starter this this is this is for the world's strongest man we've got mashed potato dough finoish potatoes and baby potatoes as if i need any more carbs look i'm lighting your candles for you both burning my thumbs no i don't want to set fire to my hair okay if you don't i'm absolutely fine if you do so is this really the style that's the starter because i felt like you're you know you need you're growing lad the potato dolphin wire if it is going halfway through just let me know i'll have saves now if you don't if it's a bit too much for you we've got a bit of caviar here what you just put that was 120 quid and you've just pulled it out your arse there's no pockets in your outfit wait don't open it like that it was gonna pop out it's gonna fall out now this is a very pristine caviar it's essentially salty fish eggs it's really nice i'm i'm actually an expert at it as you can see in this clip just tastes like a fish finger it does it tastes like a fish finger all right well go away and open that while i eat this food all right enjoy my darling i mean first of all the amount of potatoes here how this so i remember this being 80 pounds you said you were training for a mountain that looks banging i'm not gonna lie i'm very impressed considering it's delivery you've got to remember with these things usually deliveries a bit i came in this video getting ready to slander all the food but it's actually that's actually so good butler do you want to try a little bit let me tell you get this in your gob but please don't get too close to me when you think of poverty wait what is the beef wellington beef covered in pastry parts a bit me that oh i'll tell you take the fork you don't want to feed your butt no no no oh yeah that's the most disgusting noise i've ever heard after first time i've ever had to be wearing them what do you think to it top ten top ten of all beef wellingtons you've had oh yeah number one i'd say so you don't have a scratter that by potato dolphin was in the next five seconds dolphin what we're doing how is it it's okay let's try the match now i am certainly a mash connoisseur you know what this is missing actually a bit of gravy yeah just over the mesh as well say when yeah yeah right when a lot less gravy than i thought you've you've drowned in my mash and gravy you can never have enough mashed the mixing of these 40 pounds is it creamy is it cheesy is it cheesy mash it's really nice though yeah it's a gravy like spicy is it actually yeah it's like kind of spicy spicy i've turned your delicious mash into spicy spicy gravy mash put this on the side i'm going to finish this layer yeah oh you've absolutely smashed this mate well done you're talking too much about that honestly like i said you know you do expect it for that sort of money to be good but i was surprised because usually a delivery everything just tastes way worse but that was actually really nice are you just eating it you just did you just dip your finger in my mash i gotta try to mash right what is is this my is this my main is it my second mate right here there's a couple of sushi with a side of black cod oh it comes with your very own incense so i'll get away for that for you yeah can we get that like like of course yeah i knew it had to be lighted thank you that does smell fantastic and that just adds to the touch of your food yeah no i'm getting real asian vibes right here i'm very excited for this the soft shell crab that wasn't too bad this bit wasn't too expensive but the black cod that was like 50 quid 40 quid something like that that's burning very fast don't worry about it it's just the incense right okay let's get started and you know what um uh i'm a man that likes his likes to use chopsticks so thank you the softshell crab delightful all right now for the everything okay dear yeah thank you there you go all right what are you doing with that that's a third of a shot oh we're killing him right oh that was a close up right here's the the wagyu this was a 36 pounds wild ub it's okay i can't really taste anything because of cognac it's burning my throat but i can't tell whether this is the best or the worst 150 pound i've ever spent it's got me up there the best is obviously on me this right here is 150 quid worth of baker raw uncensored baker uncooked let me wait so what the happening near them i don't think we're actually meant to burn it have we done it wrong what else you're supposed to do with it it's not gonna smell by itself is it is it let's try a bit of this black god now here we go all right i love black cod and texture is not as smooth as usual you know what the back cards are disappointing should we just test if it's poisoned for you yeah if you could that'd be great squeeze your fingers yeah yeah oh i see it yeah it's a bit like a bit moist as well all right well i won't be having any more of that then actually would you pay 40 pounds for that absolutely no i'll pay a tenner for scampi chips down the beach that one there it's six out of ten yeah just felt it didn't it didn't translate as well as the other one did yeah so this right here is a a pound of steak it's been heating up a little bit we hope that the candle hasn't actually cooked it a little bit more than we think i don't think it keeps it warm it keeps it warm okay and it's got a bit of rice under there a bit of potato as well bit mushroom what type of steak is it though what did you order oh wait this is the really expensive one this is like 80 quid steak this is the main course yeah i suppose oh that is very nice yeah this is lovely though really this beef is nice okay yep anytime that right there that's good in it that's money now i don't want anyone thinking this food is going to waste i live with uh someone that's known as the human hoover um not bazinga i'm outrageous harry okay so fear not this food will be definitely getting eaten by well either of those two uh ethan will probably come around and grab himself a plate to be honest all right no are you done uh yeah can i get could uh package that up and uh yeah yeah well i mean yeah i'll take that home we'll put it in a doggy bag for you thank you that was like an eight yeah the first one should be an 8.5 that was an eight the side of cognac in between each meal and we've really worked on presentation for this one okay so we're on to your first of two desserts two desserts okay five meal we have some danish pancakes okay with a side of cake and fruit with a bit of mousse you've got a bit of salted caramel and chocolate sauce okay lovely okay this actually looks banging you know i'm very excited for this buttercream i've never had buttercream before i don't think put a bit of this you said this is salted caramel uh-huh that's not salted caramel that smells like chocolate orange chocolate orange alcohol it's alcoholic sauce smells a bit that'd be lovely i only do a little bit or maybe half okay oh wow okay you're going to do that yeah are you that is actually really nice but i wish i didn't put the what is it called the toffee alcohol sauce right what's the thing a little cake oh with a bit of a well on there sweetheart oh some flowers as well those are very nicely decorated edible flowers by the way you better blow on it man it's too hot that's the cognac [Music] [Laughter] that is banging come and get a bit of this i know you'd love a bit of a bit of chocolate mate try is it mango orange orange i'll try it because of you [Laughter] put it in your mammoth mint chocolate the texture of the orange has disappeared within the cake yeah it's phenomenal isn't it but you got the flavor of the orange do i like oranges wow mate that little chocolate number that's a nine i'm saying it is amazing amazing come on this is the piedo resistance this is the one where you like i'll have a couple we'll take the rest of them for the kids choose any flavor you want and just let me know when you need more favor help let me know it doesn't really taste so much hmm fantastic texture try one try chucky one yeah turmeric sammy and travel there you go the thing is i feel like oh it takes a certain type of person to like these sort of things you know this taste this smells like rose water really does it's such a unique flavor rose it is it really is oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry we've got one last thing for you okay one final treat to my good sir which one so this right here is 150 pounds worth of caviar delightful needs a great aftertaste after you've had your dessert you can walk out with nice fresh i really don't want to eat this headquarters okay good helping lovely feel the eyes the eyes yeah it's the fish eggs how is it how is it is it decent though out of all the caviar you've had is it all right that one yeah uh i think it's safe to say guys that never spend a thousand pound on delivery but if you do make sure you get a beef wellington because it was phenomenal anyways guys thank you very much thank you very much for watching theo's link won't be in the description as usual theo i i do actually have the money to pay you right here oh is it real cash as well look at like so real hard cash oh sorry it does do that sometimes theo oh my god look at this it just keeps multiplying quick that's 80 questions i'm going to give you another 80 quid oh mate all right guys anyways thank you very much for watching i appreciate it and until next time i'll see you guys in a bit later

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Length: 19min 51sec (1191 seconds)

Published: Sat May 01 2021