I Played Roblox FORTNITE (actually good)

a few months ago I spent ten thousand dollars to become the king of Roblox dominated the game every video got 10 million views one of the games uh was streused which is like roblox's fortnite you know you can you can build and crank and stuff very epic I've never actually really played this game but I did spend two and a half thousand dollars worth of Robux to get on top of the leaderboard sell out streamer by the way I thought since I've spent so much money on this game I I should probably play it I did it on stream once but the only reason I got a win was because of stream snipers hold on I gotta practice my cranking all right see the there's only us servers so it's like playing fortnite on 200 ping but I can still crank dude I mean I'm a soccer skin with a doge head you can get a lot in this game if you spend twenty five hundred dollars don't forget if you're buying Robux you can use code laser at support me in Roblox alright this is Roblox fortnite the battle bus is is a white rectangle look you may look at this and think this game is terrible it's garbage but I assure you this game is very serious there is some absolutely insane eight-year-olds all right we're jumping out I'm just gonna land in the middle of nowhere I'm just gonna go as far away from the eight-year-olds as possible yes I know adults can play Roblox too that's fantastic but a lot of young kids do play it so it's funnier to assume everyone I'm fighting is eight years old all right it looks like I mean alone there's no eight year olds here to stab me in the chest this is good man these I'm a soccer skin I've spent more money than any of these people all right it's for a gun oh a chest wow that's definitely not stolen it's amazing epic games have not sued them for copyright oh we got materials oh I love it I love how you gather materials it's gonna destroy this entire house there is some absolutely insanely good players at this game they crack just like it's fortnite I don't know why they play this instead of fortnite which is also free but I don't try to understand the mind of an eight-year-old they ain't glue and stuff like that so not gonna try and really understand them ominous music very scary I just hope my first game goes well oh there's a there's something on the roof here oh it's an SMG yes this is good all right I found multiple weapons and I found my first player time to build build crank laser beam oh my God this kid's insane you're only eight who told you to play like his name is like TTS Something I'm assuming he meant to say Twitch TV like TTV but he's eight and can't spell I mean this game I've got like a minigun or something like that this should be great eight-year-olds don't stand a chance you should have spent more time finger painting instead of snorting Jeff yo there is our there's our first choice right here and sneak up on him take the child by surprise oh my god wow I kind of kind of felt bad about that that uh I felt like a light that felt like I just destroyed it oh God there's an attacker oh my God that you're all deleted him Jesus all right hold on hold on a second I got what's called a big jar I believe this is a chug jug takes 15 seconds here's the last babe he's two he's this one who he's a bastard so they say about to go to heaven but he went the other way he went down down [Applause] [Music] your kids will learn what that means when you're older all right don't worry about it all right this is epic I'm destroying these people they're getting deleted all right there is a full Zone and everything like when I say it's a fortnight clone I mean it's a literally a fortnight clone made in Microsoft Paint build ready fire up the minigun minigun power this child is fighting me he's dead beautiful all right I gotta go dude all right I've made it to Circle this is very cool gonna drink my health potions oh God that kid took a lot of Health off me I must continue to destroy the hopes and dreams of eight-year-olds get deleted go back to finger Peyton foreign skate shooting that kid thought he could fly Welcome to the Real World look I spent 2500 on this game I should delete these kids god let's go snipe that oh God oh God oh God no go watch out I know there's a there's someone over there God it's like I'm in a Roblox scream right now this is terrifying I wanted to do memes the cranker boy oh this kid's cracked oh my God this might be the enemy oh minigun came in huge oh that mean you're going sick holy crap I've got to get out of here all right I'm still somehow alive don't ask me how no clue gotta run to Zone top three situation I am the greatest of all time I'm showing these kids what the real world tastes like once again I know any age can play Roblox but like we have to do the math more than likely most of these people aren't even in elementary school yet all right three remaining oh God why is this so stressful they've never even held hands yet why am I stressed they have no life experience oh God I'm like one hit I'm one hit and I'm dead all right good we're inside it's over there I'm just gonna sit inside there's still two of these little craps left I have sped twenty five hundred dollars on this game I have to win you guys are all playing for free are you using your mum's credit card I gotta win foreign yes I've taken The High Ground look at these big brain plates I I just destroyed his health all right Heal Me Heal Me heal me I forgot I had a campfire and give me Max HP all right so I'm pretty sure there's one of them down there there's another one down in the ward down there these kids are sneaky they probably steal lollies from the canteen deleted poopy bio poopy boy thick all right yep okay yup confirmed literal child all right doesn't matter still delay to him there's one more he's down there after spending twenty five hundred dollars and never actually playing this game these eight-year-olds are all probably crying right now as I assert my dominance he's down there I can see him he's got to get out of the water he's got to get out of the water you are doomed you probably should have learned to swim kid your mommy never teach you that stay down there die I won I won I won yes [Applause] take that children take that I'm a grown man I'm a grind man yeah Welcome to the Real World yeah that's what I'm talking about I was bullied as a kid and now you're getting bullied however we're not done I miss the beam all right cause I'm like the greatest uh Roblox player of all time now I figured I'd bring a little freshy boy along get him his first Roblox win ha ha what what are you doing Mr Beam what the ah I mean I did think it'd be funny to say what a fortnight Pro Player can do in streused look at this fresh look at me I'm a champion so you spent like over three thousand dollars on Roblox so your name would show up there and yeah yeah well I mean I'm number one you're number one for Roblox spend what about what about kills and Zone oh none of these other ones matter none of these other ones matter you just stop looking stop looking all right we did we dealt with that problem all right we're gonna see how fortnite Pro does in Roblox Battle Royale he's had some practice he knows how to crank now all right fresh I'm excited to watch you play dude I got a purple science pistol damn dude you seem very excited about that I got a big jar it's fresh he's true blue yeah yeah yeah yeah [Applause] there we go wow you know what I love to say if they can play Roblox then they can get pooped on all right fresh is gonna go poop on them go poop on them fresh I'm going I'm gonna put some children in in the game and again go poop on them dead oh it doesn't go are you kidding me oh wait I knocked him oh you knocked him go go go finish the job finish the job son get him I'm finishing him I'm just I'm just careful he's behind that ramp I'm pooping on some kids poop on him I've got prank calling him son you can't take me show him what real sweat is pro oh I can't build what the you need help you need help I don't need help because like I'm kind of just watching this right now and I don't need your bunch of traction oh zones here I got it oh you got him good job son good job all we gotta get this done I've got a campfire forget the Zone son oh God I need to pop this there's four players remaining you don't even need to help me dude I'm about to solo join this be careful the children could be around any Corner straight up poop on them they're sneaky man wait there was an explosion being fresh all I had to do was show you Roblox fortnite I killed him I killed him oh my God you're a sweat just go to Zone just go to Zone just run son okay I'm leaving you I'm leaving you poop on the children I'm gonna poop on some kids we have proven this is exactly like the real fortnite because fresh is carrying me and solo doing all right uh this is incredible there's only two players remaining freshy boy wait I could actually win you could actually get your first threesome win I'm gonna do something in practice huh you practicing your edits oh my God look at him edit oh look at him crank oh my God he's at full strength these kids don't stand a chance the children are coming fresh right here they are they're launching on you've got many children in games before I can do it in this one all right just he keeps up with that metaphor he's boxing up on everything they're so nerdy this guy's building a tower look freak your Tower boy hey buddy I pooped on him oh my God he's deleted him get him we've truly proven that this is exactly like fortnite I just pooped on a child all right one remaining where's the last one he's coming through the town now RPGs oh my God you're pooping on him the accuracy is so bad you can do it son headshot oh my God he is like got to be on no HP you can do a son just don't get shoddy oh my god oh that's it it's this game is just like fortnite it's almost identical laser beam died fresh clutch stuff oh oh precious first vicroy too damn easy too easy not only do I spend 2 500 on this game now I've also got vicroy's in the game yep and you still get carried by me even though you spent time don't look at the downsides

Channel: LazarBeam

Views: 15,176,721

Keywords: fortnite, gameplay, lazarbeam, roblox, gaming

Id: De84hY5O4PE

Length: 12min 22sec (742 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 10 2020

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Funny how he is better in this than in fortnite

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