DUMBEST GAME of 2019

had one of the roughest update days in recent memory plate until 3:00 a.m. got super cooked I don't even know what we did but it's completely destroyed me inside achieve meself art we're playing one of my favorite games of all time which just released its full version it's totally accurate battle simulator because I like to call it the dumbest piece of crap you'll ever play is like blue rag dolls is awesome ladies and gentlemen I'm going to play God imagine you're a god you can spawn whatever beings you want to fight for your entertainment but you are a Roman Emperor we have a selection of units down here all different types now you want you want to see a priest fire the catapult let's go let's see if his prayer save him all the thoughts and prayers didn't save that priest Oh God I'm not sure why I watched it again but I just felt the need to there's everything from like Viking warriors to ancient Greek Zeus mate what about a mammoth what do we go against the Minotaur Rapids if these two go with each other ahahahaha eight oh he's got emotes are this therapeutic elementals getting him out of the chin maze go away give it up there's a bit of a difference in touch Society if it's not always the size that matters the Minotaur single-handedly made mammoths extinct ah tragic why should we actually start having some like battles that make sense about a lot of club and blokes against Oh oh we have so many here options head butters are lies gentlemen we have clubbing people against head button people this should be our there should be some riveting stuff they did not hold back they just full sent holy crap now the head butters getting clubbed they get knocked out of the ballpark looks like the the clubbers hitting themselves a little bit but no then the endeth are looking clubbers they take out the victory Rory out I love fortnight but I needed I needed a therapy this is what I needed all right a bloke thrown stones against the bloke with a big-ass shield no mate you're meant to throw the rock I love that it pauses when you get the victory it's that could be an art installation right there all right Bowen mage couple bone mages let's just get them up against a couple brawlers just ordinary Vikings I want to see what the magicians can do they seem to summon rock formations from the ground but Oh God yeah they brought magic to an axe fight and it cost them all right an army of head butters I see how good a Valkyrie is a it's like a bug on a windshield mate all right code laser against a Viking longships they just throw the ship on people and then the head butters board the ship Oh God there must be out there must be one of the blue soldiers buried beneath this pile and it seems all the head butters are really trying to get to them and right now I think they're all just head butt in the ground or at least trying a head but the ground it definitely doesn't look like that looking to say what it looks like because I don't want to be demoted to us yeah it really looks like they're celebrating the victory giving each other piggyback rides over there that's all I'll say all right well I'm just gonna sing something god I'm just gonna end this so that's getting nasty all right a bunch of catapults is what I love to do when I first played tabs is just use large amounts of dumb stuff against poor innocent bystanders Oh God ahahahaha ah this therapy I needed boys and girls this is what I needed ah I'm always rooting so hard for the final guide he just never makes let's use the victory screen to really examine the damage that happened - oh god guys y'all got knocked the F out alright what about single mammoth halflings what the hell are our flicks are they're little people against the mammoth oh god they throw themselves at it oh oh my god wood okay they died but it's not for lack of trying those little buggers really went for it just turns out a giant Ice Age elephant is I can just stomp them I want to try more and more units these guys are apparently literally hay bales literally hay bales against harvesters alright so hay bales against the blokes that are supposed to harvest them let's see who wins all this is epic you know they're just they pick oh Jesus well they were born to do one thing harvest hey an exact double scarecrows against a couple wheelbarrows oh crap look at this Spade ferociousness what are the guys in the wheelbarrows have afros yeah they just ran over the scarecrows see you like some of these battles happen so quick I don't actually get to see what the units do looks like a scarecrow throw out crows yeah set them up against a bunch of halflings and and those crows are feeding like they're feeding on some corn those guys are about the same size as corn you know it's even tart they're sending that more crows feed crows feed the crab the Hoffmans might actually pull this here the halflings might pull this yeah get him boys prove to the world size don't matter so eyes don't matter holy crap I can't believe [Music] snake Archer all right let's do one snake Archer against one snake Archer I think that's a good way to see what the unit's actually do I'm not really sure what I expected but it appears they shoot snakes that then attack they're in this is the greatest game of all time they shoot snakes ladies and gentlemen okay this is when it gets stupid I want snake arches its farmers holy crap I hope you guys got the anti-venom ready Crocky all right appears some farmers have survived and there's another barrage of snakes coming okay looks like snakes are gonna feed on those guys Oh God all right what about a king against another king this is epic this is how they used to settle when just boots back in the day this is incredible this is so riveting smack him smack him spank him oh my god he's lifting him up for the groin bro he fought dirty but read wait read wise yes three eyes huh all right the King against a bunch of bards he is not happy with their musical performances what are they even have they even fight no looks like they just run expect they just run and play some music they can try their best to run but he doesn't give up it's just gonna take two real long time let's back him spank him yay holy crap you got Nocturna now it's gonna take too long I'd no longer care what about Zeus verse Zeus no not sure what I expected be literally just shoots like this way how much help the Zeus had can he just go forever these guys just gonna trade blows until the end of time he's gonna keep zapping each other in the nuts and just like oh voice who's gonna win Oh looks like blue is taking it off oh he's hit Nimoy's down maybe Red's fighting to come back oh no blues turn is this ever gonna end I swear to God I don't think it's ever gonna have Oh blues champion certainly doesn't look like it all right how many people can one Zeus go up against let's get a bunch of halflings a god verse half links alright how many can you take on oh [Music] they're trying they are not oh they are really they go that is growing there boy in munching I think Zeus is maybe oh [Music] those little buggers sacrificed so many of themselves but they persevered and they took down a God so in my original tabs videos I did massive armies verse massive armies slightly clickbait I'll agree problem is it lowers the FPS to absolutely nothing but I still want to see it so many Zeus's just so many against sorry many Zeus Zeus on Zeus action like you've never seen it is actually not that bad the FPS knows Bowser thought I only get dad closer can I all the FPS is still pretty bad I can't tell who's winnin wait is this how like thunderstorms are made just a bunch of soos is fighting in the sky oh that guy got launched alright looks like we're coming to the end who's gonna win I can't tell at all oh alright well our suits got not yet it's so cinematic dude oh that's gotta hurt alright see I wanted to break my game I wanted to have so many units it breaks the game so we're gonna have a here's how I'm gonna do it wheelbarrows might be my favorite unit for some reason they have afros I'm spawning so many wheelbarrows against so many wheelbarrows all the FPS is already dying we haven't even started on blue team yet oh this is gonna break this is gonna cook it so many wheelbarrows that it just cooks the game like update night cooks laser boom oh my FPS is some garbage but I have no idea who's gonna win I'll be back soon you guys enjoy the show [Music] this has just turned into a messy pile why do I feel like that's a fair enough way to end it that's make me game can i it's not even loading anymore alright ladies and gentlemen that is totally accurate battle simulator obviously I played it years and years ago it was good to come back now the full versions here maybe I'll do it every week maybe it's the return of random crap Friday I don't know mate all I know is yet no and I must say goodbye [Music]

Channel: LazarBeam

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Keywords: fortnite, fortnite battle royale, gameplay, lazarbeam, tabs, totally accurate battle simulator, game, 2019, video game, gaming, funny, comedy

Id: MN5A8ThANts

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2019