i broke my kill record..

hmm apparently according to fresh who uploaded this video epic games have removed skill-based matchmaking so like without skill-based matchmaking that means the best player in the world can get in a lobby with literal five-year-olds now i signed a youtube streaming deal so i should be good at fortnight my kill record is 15 kills but now i can play against literal four-year-olds i am going to play solo against squads and i am gonna break that wreck on i mean i tried asking fresh for advice because he's in the office hey i'm like i'm gonna do some solo squatting i just like thought you could maybe give me some advice oh god dude you're doing solo squad oh god no i'm gonna do i'm gonna break my kill record dude i saw you do it you got like 39 kills just copy what i didn't jump on people's heads copy what he did all right all right we're gonna go we're gonna jump straight in we're going pleasant park oh i i forgot that yeah my pleasant park is covered in sand i don't know why i don't like sand all right focus up now i'm going dog house there is definitely a lot of players here i will deal with them very soon quick gun gun gun gun oh i got a shoddy yeah that's what we need oh yeah boy we got a fat shotgun dude i've actually got a really good loadout to start all right boys time for lace beam to sweat let's see how i do in these lobbies our first player oh we didn't even stand a chance now i learnt this from fresh right so you can shake them down and it basically gives you wall hacks you know faze jarvis got ben frame but but uh we can get completely legal war hacks oh his friends are out here that's another one down what am i oh there's another one what am i worried about i was ready for this the entire time that's one down is that a banana in a tree oh mate over there it was a little bit oh oh calm down champ all right see oh i haven't even had a chance to breathe can you guys calm down a second all right let's use our wall hacks okay i'm actually out of ar ammo and he's dead all right i'm not gonna lie to you that was very chaotic start but i have seven kills you see i thought i was garbage at the game but uh these players they're like if you dropped an octopus on a keyboard they're just a bunch of button mashing going on but not not really a lot of substance yeah this must be what fresh feels like playing games normally it just feels like bullying you know kind of like the bullying i received in high school so i know i know what it feels like oh he's real [Music] holy he's cranking huh huh in a very intense fire right now [Music] die boy get knocked yes oh man all right i'm gonna shake him down and use wall hacks holy that's our first real sweaty player we've had to fight holy his whole squad's here all right this is what fresh plays like normally stressing this hard all the damn time holy that's one now oh my god i am cracked this feels like bullying oh he's going for the rest don't think so 12 kills see like i'm sure some might be actual bots but like there's no way for me to tell so i think we're just gonna naturally assume they're all completely real players i'm insane i am actually insane i've just i have to assume that they're they're literally octopuses on keyboards we're bullying octopuses right now but all i know is we're far away from my kill record holy crap all right we're gonna follow fresh's advice take the helicopter and jump on people oh they're coming to fight me oh these guys are good mini up mini up mini up that's one down build oh my god i blew it five hp i just wasn't sweaty enough i'm gonna turn off my air conditioning [Music] feel the sweat i gotta get sweatier i will also wear freshest skin so i can gain his skill all right now i should be just as good as freshest that's one down oh mythic chest oh a scar i'll take that see even dressing like fresh has got me better guns oh my god i'm insane i see you i have wall hacks buddy all right i feel like if i want to be a true mr fresh i also talk like him gg gamer pickle pickle pickle pickle gamers now i could this this already feels so much better i can feel the energy coming through my veins the more i say the word pickle the better i get it fortnite i know if you don't know fresh like he just says pickle was weird all right i'm looted up and ready to fly on people i gotta start get them kills up pickle pickle i've seen him do this he just flies around and just dunks on people i'm ready for it i'm 100 ready to do it i'm insane i'm insane racking them up racking up them kills tons of people fighting over here i gotta get involved that's my kill holy crap i am goaded i'm oh i cracked him once again we have no idea if these are real players or not but we have to assume they're real i'm sorry octopus you're doing really good for a amphibious creature all right well i just slayed those people using the pickle power oh yeah they got destroyed hold on hold on i feel like my sweat power's running out [Music] powering up let's go all right i'm i'm wetter than ever 10 kills we just need six more and and the victory royale where are you all hiding i'm running out of time i need more kills but this is exactly how fresh does it so i'm following the guide perfectly oh there's a llama up there i should grab that gimme oh i'm even sweating on the llama i didn't open him properly i just shot him that's how you do it entire lobby is dying and they're dying quick we're gonna wipe some players out dude last one now all right use our aim use our wall hacks yes beautiful now i'll find out where all his friends are oh he's one of his friends as a fish oh i just missed that snipe all right we'll go kill him pickle pickle mr fishy all right he's dead beautiful all right just four more solo squatting is fun but it's like yeah it's like yeah you can run into a lot of bad players but ultimately there is probably one or two really good squads in the game somewhere oh players right here got it beautiful oh i knocked one off the helicopter get got bro oh and i got holy crap all right well um i just killed three people that were flying in a helicopter that puts me one off my kill record this is him right here this is the one that's going to give me my kill record got it out sweating bro there's players everywhere here we've we've talked we've beat my kill record now he's gonna win the game kill record has been decimated pickle pickle pickle pickle holy crap i'm goaded 19 kills this could be my first ever 20 bomb who knew pouring bottles of water on your head actually worked gg gamer gg gamer i just i almost forgot to talk like fresh for a second he just says that a lot he's such a wholesome kid i keep trying to teach him to be more toxic but he just doesn't do it there's one right there oh i just missed him that's one down yes 20 bomb there's a player up on that hill though i'm scared of getting ambushed and overwhelmed by a squad that's like my big fear right now maybe i shouldn't have fear maybe i should just use pickle power pickle power i died i died the only reason i died is because it was someone else dressed like fresh the answer is simple i must sweat even harder i'm ready [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] whoa 24 kills what happens when they remove skill-based matchmaking even i break my records and get a sweaty sweaty dub i need to go find a towel

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Published: Sun May 10 2020