If I Laugh, I Restart the Roblox Obby

you ready for an absolute disaster i am [Music] recently i went back to uh this old game from my childhood called roblox and i started playing what are known as hobbies hobbies are essentially shorthand for obstacle courses i have chosen an obstacle course that has 900 sections and the goal is to beat all of them and i have people in chat send me media share clips if chat makes me laugh i have to start over from the beginning no checkpoints no no loopholes and each section takes about anywhere from like 5 to 15 seconds for me to be let's just say 10 seconds on average that's 9000 seconds baby which calculates out to about two and a half hours if i were to just do a straight run through i just realized i literally just fully processed that means i have to hold in my laughter for like two and a half hours straight [ __ ] scared y'all i'm really scared so this is roblox this is about how much ground we have to cover stretches off into the heavens i'm not ready i'm really not ready i can already feel myself wanting to laugh i can feel myself wanting to laugh and like nothing is even playing right now someone someone in chat tell me something really funny so i can get my laughs out like just just what's the funniest thing you've ever heard [Laughter] you absolute you absolute scallywag okay let's go not funny nice [ __ ] try oh no this is gonna be really bad i'm distracted trying to watch the stuff i have a concussion to make what a sad situation that is what an injury injuries are not funny hello hanks master here moderator of the tom hanks fan forums general tom hanks chat sub forum which led to a breakout starring role in ron heller's splanch with daryl followed by comedy such as barnacle [ __ ] splanch man a uh that's a throwback what the hell he punched me in the [ __ ] dick he threw me out on the streets and kicked me in the dick again this is this bad this is bad you all came out swinging today i put well over a hundred hours in this game and it's great that's laughing that's nothing me about final fantasy 14. [Laughter] what can i say sometimes sometimes a well-timed fart is the funniest [ __ ] thing if you're if you think you're above that you're lying or you're trying to sell me something [Music] i hope i piss myself and you call me your little pee pee piss piss boy i want you to [ __ ] me up forgot about this part forgot about that part that almost got me almost i literally forgot about that part that's the funniest [ __ ] i've ever heard in my life why do guys only want [ __ ] bimbos who walk all over them to these false deities oh [ __ ] cries i wasn't even laughing at the videos laughing at me not being able to quote it correctly [Applause] oh no back to the start yeah oh boy okay think about his kids are they laughing dimming holy [ __ ] that one got close that one got really close please stop taking my ivermectin i'm so full of worms oh poor guy what do you want thanks a lot [Music] oh my onion ring i got an onion ring [Music] okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh no i got light-headed [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] what was that 73 god damn it you want that money lebowski bunny says you're good for it that's the [ __ ] money oh god okay all right okay oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's funny back by unpopular demand me me every time i go live on twitch.tv snapscube live right now doing my famous roblox abi you laugh you lose run wow [Music] oh it brings tear to my eye yeah so i think media share broke and um we got a chips ahoy among us um let's get like let's get let's get like a photo up that's so rude of him to say he's he's he's supposed to you know he's supposed to treat his patrons with respect sorry i'm just looking at the the thumbnail on screen right now it's getting to me a little bit no that was not a laugh that was that was not a left that was in my that was like in my throat i know who i am am i pegnate help is there a possibility i appreciate the enthusiasm but y'all can't send me the classics i've seen them so much i'm desensitized to the classics you're getting stale chat you play in the reruns can i just say these these things are my biggest pet peeves stop doing these in your in your roblox hobbies okay it's not even an obstacle it's just guesswork what is this we can't do that unless we are married holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god oh that was the first one in a while we got past a hundred [ __ ] off we've come for the creature you call mom no you have a perfect civilization why would you want to add a woman to it i [ __ ] hate that that almost got me god [ __ ] damn it oh my god [Laughter] what oh [ __ ] god damn it that was the laugh hey jimmy for my neutral special i wield a gun good try guns aren't funny i've never made gun comedy before in my life especially not with any disney characters you're not you when you're hungry sneaky cause here you can remember oh my gosh what do i do man that one doesn't get me anymore but it used to [ __ ] slay me nothing like good slapstick i think i feel a song coming on oh crying [ __ ] oh my god okay [Music] oh my god holy [ __ ] that gets me that i almost just laughed seeing the fish appear on screen so if you want to know how broken my [ __ ] brain is [Music] i'm mad because y'all are sending me these videos of people getting hurt and you think it's funny you think you think that someone else usually gets someone's pain is a joke i just don't even know what to say to you if that's what if that's what you find funny i personally find it disgusting i love bullying but this is different okay show me something decent show me a minion meme your brain thinks that squares below are actually different color but they're not don't believe me put your finger in your ass i knew it was coming and it still got me almost it didn't quite get me loud things are funny i think screaming is funny screaming and cussing is inherently funny to me don't you call me a friend i'm swiss this is my own [ __ ] i only laugh at my own videos when i'm not being recorded and people can't like judge me for it the ball's hardened i hate i hate this [ __ ] i can't i can't stand that that almost got me uh what what am i five years old oh yeah mr krabs screaming is funny what can i say love monkey i love monkey it's pretty good oh [ __ ] i can go first person whoa extra challenge hell yeah this is where the real skills at oh oh [ __ ] god damn it if you accept the definition that a word is some letters surrounded by a gap then clop it you know you know my [ __ ] weakness i think i think that one got me last time i love that video love that video what is this [ __ ] mcdonald's obstacle course look at that get the [ __ ] out of here no and then you go the extra mile no not cheers to you no this is helping you're doing a great job i am okay i just i have to make sure i never [ __ ] laugh again so that i don't have to do that obstacle ever again you know [ __ ] it's garbage and child [ __ ] then get off my page because how you go no oh god oh we got out of there just in time y'all holy [ __ ] think your lucky stars what the [ __ ] kind of jump is this oh an easy one apparently oh we're past 200. look at this look at these lol faces oh my god this guy knows [Music] i really hope that guy's moved on well i really really hate to see someone get their recipe stolen i had that happen once and you know i had to go to therapy for a really really long time to be even sorry i'm honestly still not over it what in the world can we do with all this leftover corn i love corn glad to hear it i'm i'm settling in i'm honestly this is this is just kind of chill right now i'm just sitting here it's like my friends are showing me videos i'm just playing roblox [Music] [Music] goddamn [Music] holy [ __ ] that was a close one okay oh [ __ ] honestly if i saw that damn thing in my living room i'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain be funnier without the vocoder i think the vocoder kind of ruins it no it's broken go go go go oh my god i'm so tense i'm so tense right now i'm not used to this i'm not built for this you know me i'm like the loudest most [ __ ] like enthusiastic laugher i've personally ever known holy [ __ ] i should not have committed to this first get a job that's the ultimate weapon that one was really good holy [ __ ] that's that's that's like right up my alley goofy from mcdonald's we the only thing that saved me is that i've seen that [Music] what was that holy [ __ ] look at how much we've done wow it sure would be a shame to lose all of that progress and have to start over from the beginning i sure hope that doesn't happen sorry now now i'm tempted to laugh at the roblox character falling apart i think that's very funny like the minecraft was not released yet when i was playing roblox hobbies the real challenge was not the obstacle course the real challenge was trying to finish anything on my [ __ ] like 2008 dell laptop first rule of fight club is to have fun and be yourself the giggle oh my god that almost got me i felt it like bubbling up canada [ __ ] yeah yeah love pride month [Applause] they're very well timed oh i remember roblox zombies this is kind of impossible there we go never mind oh have a seat what the hell what the hell this dude this dude [ __ ] got out this [ __ ] got out [Music] the [ __ ] kid the game turned on me have you ever experienced a sleepwalking episode is there a more important job what the [ __ ] is he doing oh i'm crying [Laughter] i'm gonna be a good sport and say it counts we can take a vote if you want 69 for it doesn't count nice all right well let's keep it going then what the [ __ ] how am i supposed to do this how the [ __ ] am i supposed to do this [Music] [Music] q empty oh we can breathe for a moment man not having the cue going is like kind of sad it like feel it like feels like it feels like this is like melancholy now that's just kind of cute i was just a little guy thank you so much for the little guy hanging with zach that one's good bailiff whacking pee pee holy [ __ ] buckingham palace has announced the death of his royal highness the duke of edinburgh [Music] [Music] me at your submissions chat look at how far i got look at how far i got this is embarrassing for you ha i'm gonna be uh antagonistic even though y'all uh by by donating videos you have supported me quite a bit tonight and i really actually appreciate all your viewership and and and all the all the support and the and the funny times i appreciate you having a good time with me but also i hope you feel bad hey stinky oh damn it they got me y'all got me real good with that one that was that was too much if you want the files you're going to have to kill me don't make me choose between my country and you [ __ ] off oh my god well my back hurts from having to like tense up and like like my body is like really not designed to hold in my laughs like that my wife left me after i sat on my gun weird and blew my entire dick and balls off at cracker barrels [Laughter] what the [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] oh no [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 23min 12sec (1392 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 18 2021