Why did no one tell me things like this exist I think it's going to be a good day almost as good as the day I found this little guy now we just need to find what to do with our new found power I've got my first idea we're going to see if we can bury a man alive in Gold are you enjoying your shower okay maybe you can't bury him but you can give him a nice pile of gold to stand on probably shouldn't have done this to a man on the bridge but we've confirmed you can bury a man in gold and also a river I'm already so annoyed at myself cuz I just can't help but wonder how long it take to fill this entire thing in with gold remember kids measure twice and cut once so far so good but this literally took 3 hours to load in given the current frame rate I think this is as much gold as I can fit in the river but don't ever let anyone tell you you can't build a bridge out of gold so let's H the game with pickaxes instead and the first thing we're going to need is a single pickaxe apparently this doesn't work if you have this many that's okay we can all learn from my mistakes we need 300 iron that's no problem when my game asks me for some iron we get it some iron not sure if it has to be in bar form now that I think about it but I'm going to guess that it does so let's try this again it's quite easy to smelt it down we just need to use a magnet on a stick I feel like we're dumping more of it out than we're actually carrying and we missed entirely but who needs accuracy when you have persistence our very first iron bar that weighs 3,800 lb but you can never have too much iron but now we can Hammer that to make a better pickaxe but now I can impress everyone with the size of my holes but let's be honest is not that impressive yet one little magnet on a stick and the hole is filled right in it's like it never existed well I do have a lot of gold it's just currently a low earth orbit and I'm not really sure I can deal with that one so we're going to have to do it the oldfashioned way so I'm just going to take a few hours to dig my way to the bottom and set up an entire intricate mine so we can hopefully find a little bit of gold I just hope we find enough gold but just to be sure you know what we can do better yeah this was obvious from the beginning I just hope it's it's big enough so far so good starting to figure out what the problem is it's me I'm the problem how about a little re design this will surely work better now the gold is time to organize itself on the way down or it can just immediately jam up then we're left with a useless tube of gold I mean we probably got enough gold in there by now I think that'll about do it so that gives us a gold pickaxe are we impressed with my holes yet now we need shards 1,000 lb of beautiful shards think I've got idea of how we can accomplish that we use an appropriate number of conveyors I don't love the way they're drifting to one side but they're making it into the things so I'm happy so then it's just a matter of scaling it up to the point where we're satisfied when the conveyor turns blue we know we're getting close and so far so good I can't believe this is actually working as well as it is never mind I knew it was too good to be true well instead I've left this going for about an hour so that's probably going to weigh a couple pounds 300 16,000 lb it weighs so much it literally carries no value at all I just hope it's enough to upgrade the pickaxe now look at our holes they're actually getting pretty big but next we're going to need emeralds and those aren't so easy to find unless you're willing to cheat and then You' got all the emeralds you could ever want and luckily the receiver hole on this thing is huge so we should be able to really for Speed it some emeralds finally a setup that allows me to be my creative self so let's just go ahead and double down and it's the weirdest thing for some reason the game keeps crashing oh I think my thing might be getting overfilled it could probably only process so many at a time which kind of makes sense not to worry though we can just generate one that's 100,000 lb in an instant and that's pretty lucky for us cuz I don't know how many times I could remake that Contraption over there onwards graen pickaxe before doing anything we need the whole test and then we need 1300 lb of sapphires but more importantly we need a fun way to get 1300 lb of sapphires but I couldn't help but notice something really fun earlier if you use one of our patented spawners but let it start to back up it'll just keep forcing sapphires in there increasing the pressure I think you can see where this is going because it doesn't take very long before you can remove that and you get a sapphire explosion so just picture that but times like a trillion yeah this is going to be fun we'll come back in half an hour and while I wait I can sit here and bask in my hurtful reminders of how stupid I am it's been a few good minutes the game's only a little lagy so I think that's about right since things tend to escalate quickly here we're going to go ahead and pull this out and watch the explosion Rain the game doesn't love it maybe unsurprisingly I went a little bit too far again I've spent an alarming amount of hours waiting on this particular game today let's try that again with a 30 second Sapphire explosion that's not very dramatic you know what sapphires are never my friend anyway so here's when that's 100,000 lb good enough which brings us to Ruby and a big old hole in the ground to celebrate our next objective is to fit a million rubies into this which sadly needs to be connected to water you know what that's all right I really come to like wasting my time but I guess if I didn't I wouldn't be doing what I do now to very efficiently feed a whole bunch of rubies into it I think maybe right about here why are they floating upwards what is this things are supposed to go down not up that one's working normally I don't know what's going on up there I don't know why things are going upwards we're going to just ignore that well look at that I'm so very close I've got to say that was a pretty good guesstimate all the way up there since I can't really be bothered to go back down again I'm mostly just going to guesstimate from up here some of these are bound to make it in it's beautiful we're going to have a massive Ruby before you know it this probably isn't the greatest idea considering these aren't raw resources so these are here to stay if the game lags I can't recover it but I'm fairly confident that like 1 in 1,000 rubies will land in the box and also spread themselves out for about 1 square mile actually a lot of them are landing in the holes we've been digging surprisingly the game is starting to lag so we're going to cheat it with a magnet I don't know how much individually these way but I wag it's more than zero plus we're doing a good thing for the World by removing these garbage rubies just one more bite for my hungry little I think this is the big one I really hope I don't drop this there's rubies everywhere okay great 42,000 that means we get a ruby pickaxe which makes an alarmingly big hole but now now we need cladium it would be a shame to waste this we should repurpose it cuz I kind of got a pretty good idea how this is going to work first we've made it bigger then we need to fill it up with clarium which really doesn't take long with how fast these go we're already starting to overflow the edges deleted the spawners now we just need a little bit in the middle at the rate those things go it doesn't take long it's beautiful and probably also worth $400 million but you're probably wondering how do we turn this into a pickaxe well I have C plac A smelter directly below the mountain of buun so all we got to do is delete the windows and it all comes falling down not entirely sure why my brain isn't working today but we have a small hiccup maybe the game just sort of doesn't work this way anymore I can make it fall down in increments oh here's what I'm going to do I'm going to dive straight up into it with the magnet all right it's time to go spelunking uh I think we're already stuck wait wait I'm making some of it fall oh the game doesn't like this one little bit is it working I think it was working for a second it all starts to fall in move all at once and the game does not love it but it is actually working I'm making the whole thing flow down to the bottom that's very satisfying I've done it I see daylight we've made it to the surface all right IID wager enough clarium has fallen into the smelter to satisfy our needs I'm just going to have to channel my inner mole to reach it you know after reloading the game doesn't actually feel that bad I found it our long lost treasure I feel like if I just jiggle the magnet around the colodium will fall into it all right let's see what we got but I also buried my scale not the biggest problem in the world 3,500 lb I feel like that could have been heavier but we weren't exactly efficient about this one I'm just glad I still have my hammer but we know of a clarium pickaxe which makes clarium size holes which are definitely very very very big 400 lb of Onyx for this one we're actually going to use the cladium pickaxe to dig all the way to the bottom take a moment to enjoy and admire this fine hole since I had accuracy troubles earlier I figured that more smelters would solve that problem plus with a hole like this we just can't miss and then I remembered it's Onyx and Onyx doesn't smelt in those and then I realized logic doesn't matter in this video anyway so we're going to fill the holop the onyx's anyway because this just feels right it's so mesmerizing and it fills up so very quickly the game started to lag really hard so I had to shut down the operation but I got way closer than I thought to the top of this there is a billion onyxes down below we're at the point where even reloading the game isn't really going to save this so after uh carefully crafting this Onyx that's going to give us the Onyx pickaxe which is pure black and it makes a whole this big so for a little contrast they're definitely getting bigger the next pickaxe requires a lot of scrap which means sir I'm going to need to borrow you for a minute to make scrap we need to throw stuff onto here pretty sure we can use just about anything once we add little fire it turns into a nice piece of scrap the problem is I can't make this B produce anything that turns into trash so I might have to do this in manual way luckily it can be really quick to spawn in chairs and once I feel like I've got myself nicely lined up I just got to sit back and spawn away they'll uh they'll eventually get to where they're going I can't remember how much scrap we need sir you're in the way of my chairs I guess we get to find out how many of these burn at once uh it's not a huge amount as it turns out but if you start to poke at some of these they will actually start to fall in on themselves I mean there's probably an easier way to do this but I can't think of it a single one of those scrap things I just smelt it is £5,000 I think we need a million although the biggest of these is £ 26,000 you could actually do it this way you just need to do 40 times this amount which um yeah we did sure yeah let's say 10 million PB that's close enough oh yeah I think you can actually make this one but that doesn't mean you can't get it it makes a hole that's a little bit bigger one click and all of the dirt disappears which is obviously a pretty big hole and then we're just left with our beautiful [Music] creation
