I made your stupid video ideas!

how you going when I first started this channel I had exactly 39 video ideas in might but I have used them all up I'm done I am completely out of ideas and my head just isn't working properly and I have no idea why so I have decided to rely on you and I have to say I'm a little bit impressed individually your ideas may be crap but if I squish them together I get a beautiful greasy multi-layered turducken of a video that should reach 10 minutes long long enough to give me that juicy YouTube ad revenue also some of you may be thinking or I don't you're just copping Michael Reaves where he tests out stupidly your ideas but look this is the size of Michael Reeves and this is the size of me fight me my client all right let's see what you got so the first one comes from the discord server make Crocs for Crocs and I would like to but I think the reptiles already have that sorted and then this one from James co-productions do a crayfish video about crayfish yes sorry James I'm not sure what kind of channel you think this is I'm not just making a video about crave there are a hundred and forty-three species of freshwater crayfish in Australia from the teeny tiny central highlands crayfish all the way to the giant Tasmanian crayfish the largest freshwater crustacean in the world which can live to the ripe old age of 60 and you know this actually happens to be my second favorite crustacean of all time coming in right after the peacock mantis shrimp at number one and just before frozen crab stick at number three frozen crab stick I'm not sure what you're made of but I don't know I really care and as Australian creeks used to be filled with crayfish everywhere you know you could kind of just walk along and and stick down your hand and and grab one but then we started putting new pipes in our creeks and they all disappeared now the only thing you've grabbed when you reach down is crap stick and that was a very enjoyable first idea I'm gonna give it mmm ninety nine out of ten i I enjoyed that so let's go to the next one and that comes from control copy and they say make a human with a human and isn't that just sex you you want me to make a sex tape like look I'm not gonna do that because it's already plenty of other websites on the internet that have this area covered and are really good at it so I'll point you in the direction of some of those description down below and then this one from Italy marked three make a bulletproof apron and I like this I'll do you and I was excited I started to think of all the materials I could make like an an apron out of but then I remembered I don't live in America so I'm not gonna make this one and then this one comes from Sanaa see Everest studios and grest up and they want me to make spring shoes and I love this idea so much I've wanted to make spring shoes ever since I saw the movie flubber as a child arguably one of the greatest sports movies of all time so my plan is to get these Springs here which came out of a giant ballpoint pen and then strap them to my feet and then I jump up and down and break the Guinness world record for highest a vertical jump by a man that is wearing spring shoes while also having 350,000 samoans subscribed to it and I thought actually why not make this official so I decided to fill out an application for a new Guinness World Record an estimation of jump height I reckon at least two meters description I'll be attempting to set the record for highest vertical jump while wearing spring shoes and also having three hundred fifty thousand inhabitants from the island of Samoa subscribed to them which is a very impressive feat as Samoa only has a population of 220,000 people and good cause awareness so I submitted it and the slimy people of Guinness took my five pounds and never got back to me also I found out that a similar record is already held by a German boy who jumped a massive 2.76 meters on spring stilts so I might have to go for an easier spring related record like most hot springs visited in one year that sounds like a perfect record for me okay so I don't think I'm just gonna be able to strap this to my feet like I thought I was going to the springs are going to come off sideways and I'm worried I'm gonna snap my ankles so what I'm going to have to do is increase my XP level so I can acquire a tool which I haven't unlocked yet the Medusa of the tool world a welder and I have wanted one of these my whole life and now I finally have a sensible excuse to own one so I bought this bad boy secondhand from a stranger on the Internet because only Schmucks buy new things and let's do this so I thought welding was going to be easy and fun a bit like hot gluing it it isn't oh it's terrifying you can't see anything and you get molten metal down your shirt and then I managed to melt straight through the metal and destroying it and then I set my table on fire and then also if you aren't fast enough with striking the stick on the metal it gets stuck to the metal and then it heats up and explodes and I guess this is happening because my welder is a little too strong in the amperage Department but I can't do anything about it you see the best thing about buying secondhand old things from strangers is they don't work properly and the power knob on this welder doesn't stop turning and apparently goes up to infinity so I'm going to attempt to fix this by drawing an arrow right here and just hoping I can trick the welder you know what settings without you is number one number two let's go with number 8 for turbo weld 8 also thanks to my patreon for this welder technically each one of you owns 100 of this machine so I did eventually manage to get good enough to create this monstrosity so it's time to attempt welding my reel spring and sheet of metal and as likely I realized just before welding that the sheet of metal is galvanized steel so to avoid inhaling toxic fumes I came up with a smart idea of replicating underwater welding on land by using a snorkel tube so I can get fresh from a non-toxic room in the house and look at that it's ugly but the spring is definitely welded on and I love it that my best weld looks worse than the worst world examples I could find on Google so now to attach my old trusty added us and let's go try them out now I'm pretty sure if I go straight for it I'm just gonna snap my ankles so I'm gonna set up this rope in the tree and don't worry neighbors it's not you think so I'm gonna be wearing this harness so I can stay attached to the rope and then a little person will support my weight also I'm keeping my apron on so you can't see my peepee in this harness and let's try it yeah and I could feel that the shoes were bouncing me a little but I had to stop because the springs are so heavy I didn't have any control in the way my feet came down an impact to the ground and I was worried I was just gonna snap my ankles so spring shoes look kind of cool but a crap and I'm giving them a six out of ten all right so time for my last request which also happens to be foot related and comes from somebody called William eggs eggs man and I don't know who they are but they want me to make a roller skates with pizza cutter wheels and I respect a man that likes eggs so I'm going to attempt to make them now lucky for me I remembered I had a pair of rollerskates somewhere in my attic from when I was a kid as my mum convinced me that rollerblading was actually just a school skateboard rollerblades please it wasn't so my original idea was to buy some real pizza cut from the store but I would have had to buy all of them and then I would have felt bad for anyone else that turned up after me and was unable to cut a pizza so instead I unevenly cut some wheel blades out of this poisonous sheet metal and just swapped it with the wheels and I created this on the on my channel and poured the pizza and the wheels are extremely wobbly but it works really well and again and look at that cut it in ain't it's beautiful even with my damaged ankles I've still managed to cut the pizza better than every employee at Domino's hi there I'm hanging up because I think Domino's is a really great Pizza franchise and I really enjoy eating your pizza but sometimes when I eat it the pizza isn't cut properly so I make inventions and recently I created a pair of rollerblades that have pizza cutters for wheels and they work really really well so I was wondering if this was something you guys might be interested in using in your store okay what do you think of the idea though if you could personally use them if you owned a pizza store your dues okay okay well that's good to hear that you would use them okay so now for the rating the pizza shoes cut well but the pizza was burnt and tasted like the ground so I'm gonna give the shoes three out of ten meaning the crayfish idea is the congratulations James co-productions you're a genius I think I'm gonna do a lot more cross station related videos in the future and to everyone else that submitted ideas some of them more actually so good that I'm going to be stealing them and turning them into four videos in the future I've so many leeches in my Crocs thank you so much for watching make sure to subscribe and check out some of my other stuff if you enjoy wasting your time

Channel: I did a thing

Views: 4,569,570

Keywords: testing your stupid video ideas, michael reeves, william osman, troom troom, do it yourself, i did a thing, testing, life hacks, your robot ideas are stupid, viewer suggestions, commentary, funny, satire

Id: IB4j4V-F9vQ

Length: 11min 11sec (671 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 29 2019

Reddit Comments

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