Making Gloves Out Of Bread

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they gotta be hot Oh told you you idiot yeah hey going now I have made a lot of very useful things in the past like a banana guillotine a tampon gun and a book that throws cheese but none of them have really ever caught on and I want to be the guy that makes the one the inventions so incredibly useful and essential that as soon as I make it it will change the structure of society and I'll be able to live off royalties for the rest of my life kind of like the guy that made the shake away or egg roll and I had been looking for awhile and I almost pulled out a paint on my brand new socks for shoes but then while scrolling through Reddit at 3 a.m. garlic bread in hand I stumbled upon this meme and I don't know if it was the gluten in my brain or because it was past my bedtime but I was in love they were exactly what everyone needs in their lives I immediately tried to purchase a pair but was harshly let down when I found out they were a crummy fake so I decided it was the yeast that I could do to make some for the world alright imma stop talking before these bread buns get stale and I reckon a good place to start would be following already existing tutorials on how to make bread for your hands but when I searched them all up all I found were extremely wholesome videos of grandmas and grandpas showing you how to make bread by hand except this woman who shows you how to make bread by feet but I don't think my family will appreciate me using feet to make bread especially not after the last incident but then I thought of the perfect people to ask for bread making advice Australia's most beloved bread makers I'm ringing up with a bit of a strange request but I wanted to know if you would be able to give me some bread making advice because you guys make a lot of bread would you be able to give me some bread making advice well because I'm making a pair of gloves but I'm making them out of bread and I wanted to make them kind of expand so I could fit my hand inside so I wanted to know if you guys would be able to give me any advice on how I could do this yeah do you know what ratio of water to flour okay okay that's awesome thank you so much for that thank you no man and he was unlovely man I wasn't expecting to actually get advice I was kind of just doing it for sheets but he said I should use a hand shape pan which I don't have so I'm going to ignore that and just follow their not-so-secret bread ratio so here we go 500 grams of flour - 250 mils of water to get a nice tough dough then I'm just adding in millions of fungus called yeast and if you don't have any yeast you can scrape the gunk out of the bottom of your sink or you can just go pick some so then I'm also adding in a four-leaf clover for good luck so then needed all together [Music] [Music] you [Music] once you have finished your cliched kneading montage just leave it for 30 minutes to rise and then I'm going to shape it into some hands now just turn on the oven and place in a sacrificial piece of bread to appease the YouTube's algorithm and after five minutes check on the sacrifice if it is still there chucking in 50 and wait for another 5 minutes then check again if it's still there chucking another 50 and wait some more and you know what makes this joke even funny because Australian money is fireproof waterproof and wrinkle proof fuck your American money so once your bribe has been accepted by the YouTube gods place in your hands your bread hands and then leave it for an hour so let's take it out and just gonna grab some gloves to grab my gloves and I'm just gonna hollow them out and then try them on and try them they gotta be hot no they're not gonna be that hot or another one they won't Oh told you you idiot yeah so I let them cool down before trying them on again and they did not rise enough for my fat hands to fit inside so let's try again so round two this time with more yeast a little more clovers and a support underneath to help them form a shape of a head and this time they look great but again my fat hands do not fit inside so they don't work all right Tim three all right attempt four and these ones look wide enough so let's just hire them out and yes some of you have probably noticed I'm wearing a different shirt and you're probably going to comment that I'm lazy for not having continuity but do you know why I'm wearing a different shirt do you do you know what I've been doing for the last fucking three weeks making fucking bread gloves all right I am all out of black shirts fucking being through my entire closet all right I haven't shaved and I smell like shit I never want to touch bread again I thought this would be an easy and quick to do video that was funny but it's a waste of fucking time fuck bread fuck yeast breads love with breadbox the world is your sandwich let's hear from two satisfied users they're so great I use them for most every meal there is minimal mess no cleanup and best of all they keep your hands warm before I had bird gloves I always struggled with my sandwiches for school and could never get a proper grip now all my friends are so impressed with me during lunch time yeah that was the biggest waste of time I am sorry for making you watch that video and I'm sorry for wasting three weeks of my life but yeah if you feel like wasting some more time make sure to subscribe and check out my other stuff you

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Channel: I did a thing

Views: 382,742

Rating: 4.9458203 out of 5

Keywords: how to, bread gloves, making gloves out of bread, i did a thing, william osman, crappy science, allen pan, simone giertz, peter sripol, binging, binging with babish, binging with babish burger, binging with babish pasta

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Length: 7min 41sec (461 seconds)

Published: Thu May 02 2019

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1990's: The internet is an information super highway that will enable collaboration and learning like never before

2019: making gloves out of bread

👍︎︎ 163 👤︎︎ u/drewhead118 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

That call with the domino's guy was pretty wholesome.

👍︎︎ 23 👤︎︎ u/KiwiSkis 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

what next? making a datacenter server out of melted police lights?

👍︎︎ 21 👤︎︎ u/mushiexl 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

Caleb? Is that you?

👍︎︎ 11 👤︎︎ u/Epoch6 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

Tldw:

Ignores the pan advice from experts, makes like 29 weak attempts that don't work. Surprised Pikachu.

👍︎︎ 9 👤︎︎ u/KySmellyJelly 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

He could have used the help of a watermelon genie. https://youtu.be/1ENlbpsMCl8

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/Ben_Thar 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

Well as impractical as these may be... At least they should be tastier than if they had made bread out of gloves

👍︎︎ 10 👤︎︎ u/oakbarleyrye 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

This dude lives in absolute filth. It kind of ruins the videos for me /shrug

👍︎︎ 35 👤︎︎ u/domlebo70 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies

Pfft - make bread out of gloves and I’ll be impressed.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/WilliamBlakeism 📅︎︎ Jun 02 2019 🗫︎ replies