I Had 100 Illegitimate Children and Started a Gang - Simulife

all right so we're back to the only game where you can be such a dick as a child that your parents will eventually hire a hitman to come and kill you it's in your life more professional dick simulator dammit simulate had an update that focused all on being a horrible person I kind of wonder if they saw my previous video and how I longed for things that we could do to commit even more felonies either way they heard our plea and now I should be able to finally complete the task that I had given to myself so long ago which is ruining the lives of at least 100 people that's right you'll have 100 babies apparently they just went crazy in this game you can like triple wield wives and kill your entire family and stuff like that now let's do it you may have heard of Billy the Kid Billy the dick in retrospect actually hadn't thought about all the kids that I'm gonna have to name and how our last name is going to synergize with everything I have a sister I didn't know that I always wanted to be an only child thanks to the murder update that can happen you contract an unusual strain of chickenpox never mind I might die your pediatrician assists you be quarantined you let the affliction run its course what else can you do you're sent to a special Children's Hospital out of state for immediate care I don't want to be quarantined can I be around as many kids as possible to spread this 3 years old and I almost died we're on a good run here Jesus Christ I got a brother too how many murders am I gonna have to commit your parents install a pool in the backyard you're too afraid to swim and sink so you avoid the pool all together you become the most popular kid on the block you're furious with your parents because you wanted a mini golf course instead at 5 that's right you plebs I wanted a mini golf course give me some Fiji water while you're at it your parents hate to upset you so they cover the pool and install that golf course that you yearn for God I'm gonna feel kind of bad killing you guys you are in a picnic lunch with your family find different types of colors of leaves go fishing with your dad or play hide-and-seek with your mother I need a fourth option none of these sound like anything I would do I guess I'll not interact with my family as much as possible I found $10 how much is a gun you want to do something totally wild and improper why do I get the one-night stand thing like at 12 years old every damn time I'll dye my hair this time you look like a skank you embrace the new look no other look could be so appropriate for Billy the dick what the hell these a new steal a car steal someone like a full person if you steal something small you are a pretty thief but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of society this sentence right here went through like seven different people to get translated nobody owns a life but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death how many people can you kill I have a classmate named shaft oh sweet baby Jesus I like how there's like all these people and then stranger I'm getting rid of my siblings first my sibling was worth twelve years in prison you got fired from your school I don't think that's how that works okay I had to start Billy the dick too unfortunately no matter how powerful our sperm is we can't get anyone pregnant in jail all right I gotta get a job in order to fund my felonious move it's like a second job down gang member what the hell the gang member makes more money than the firefighter how do you apply for this I have to know I was hired for the position of gang member this is next-level stuff gangs have gotten so at the times that you can like fill out an online application now and become a gang member on application it would be like would you test positive for drugs and you'd be like yes and they'd be like you're hired can I get a raise right over the bat no I imagine my boss is kind of a murderous [ __ ] are there any other jobs that are this stupid that's definitely one of the most random all right time to start getting relationships we need to get this train running what the hell make love I promise to always be by your side or under you or on top birth control it is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins I'm not gonna lie this image now has me wanting it to buy like a tower shield with a sperm as its coat of arms have a baby you will have a baby oh that's amazing all the other characters are just called mistresses what the hell this girl's a geologist so can you like dual wheel babies you can dribble wheel babies we're doing it amber don't want to have a baby with me amber you underestimate how quickly I can click things how about now awesome alright it's time to start naming kids see it's Sierra because that's a very millennial name see where I missed the name you cat food and what the hell since you can do anything as a name your name is mister Cream of Wheat wow we have three lovely children Sierra Mist cat food and mr. cream of wheat we're at a good start going toward a hundred is there a higher education and gang membership there's like seek education can I get a major or degree in drive-bys or something I mean crime law and justice kind of makes sense all right we got to move up to six over here while I'm having a ton of children what happens if you marry one of your mistresses do you want to sign a prenup with your partner absolutely do you want to change your last name no changing my name from the dick to I lost one of my mistresses where the hell did she disappear to this girl's name is almost llama that's amazing baby boy your name will be John Madden can I can I literally just make your name a bunch of dollars that's when you know you were born in Hollywood so I learned something interesting the game tries to stop you from having children with all the women at the same time by locking Li have a baby thing away from the mistresses if you choose this even though she's not pregnant suddenly it'll come back it you can keep doing this you can't stop me from my goals game I want this girl to have a cool name her dad's a gang member after all her name's gonna be Cobra I'm running out of names I'm just gonna name this girl the first thing I see on my desk beef jerky oh no the llama llama to lament a it's not easy ruining 100 lives but I'm a dedicated man oh sweet Jesus I ended up having twins on one of these on a side note though everyone please meet 1-800 dr bye bye now Billy the dick has to be like for the love of God gray let me rest for one year hell no oh hey on the plus side cat food and mr. cream of wheat just started elementary school the old relationships is getting kind of long I like how it gives you a number every time you have a baby it's like congratulations you will have a baby with Ziya that was 83 percent colorable it's like a B to be fair though on my life scorecard the only thing I've done so far in life was become a gang member and get women pregnant repeatedly alright we've got the new members of the family here tied just started at elementary school we've got 19 children so far we've got a long way to go I love how these mistresses don't ask any questions foolish what did I have like triplets three times in a row or something I'm still naming kids I name this one child 25 so I know where I left off at I like how the more I get people pregnant the more my looks go up I've led a very unfulfilled life I need to buy something oh there's different types of plastic surgery I could have breast augmentation as a gangster guy I need to know I got a breast augmentation awesome well everyone say hello to baby Medicare they were born right alongside of twins and triplets on the plus side llama has started elementary school as as John Madden and dollar signs for days the eldest son is cat food I swear to god these kids better get jobs when they grow up currently at 36 by 29 I think we're gonna make it gotta get all your kid making done in this game before you're like 50 or something renew wedding fast ain't got no time for that mashed potatoes 1-800 drive-by peanut butter and WTF all just started elementary school hey boss can I get a raise I've got like 39 kids god dammit dad we're like a modern Genghis Khan over here I've glitched a lot of games out but I don't think I've ever played a game looking specifically for an exploit to have limitless children I'm gonna use this child as a tax deduction he's going to be like a walking billboard his name is my dad as a gangster I'm just glad we're having tons of like twins and triplets and stuff it's making slinging all the sperm around a lot more palatable that's have been really bad now this is when I had the the triplets and the twins and stuff like that so we've got visa just a dot stroke 23 24 25 okay we're at 54 so far my oldest child is 15 so he still doesn't have a frickin job I'm trying to remember where this segment was a walker felony limp blow cane and please no more kids I think that was around the 30 children area I'm at 71 right now the great part is that every year the amount of stuff that happens gets ever more ridiculous I just realized that my partner smarts is literally zero percent I was wondering how the hell I've been getting away with this for 22 years oh hey Depression started at elementary school that's pretty good elementary school always needs a little bit more depression we've got Satan and Satan's sister up here as well unfortunately your father died from a heart attack yeah when he saw that I right now have 88 children I could see this happening we're not attending the funeral bad news our children do not get jobs but you can't ask them for money I have so many children I'm gonna make more money asking them for money that I make as a gangster in a year all right we're at 96 if we get lucky and we have like at least one set of twins then we'll be done with the hundred and I can find out what the hell happens to this game when you have that many children we've done it your name is the final one oh there was one after them I guess they're not the final one the final one part two I'm actually having one more round just to make sure that we're way over a hundred oh my god we finally did it at age 50 not your total masochist you can go through yeah you're sort of a bit I'll spend some time with you about that there how about now this is why I got extra children because I'm thinking about disowning this one so when you go to murder does it oh no sweet I'm a wizard just graduated from high school you can see right where I got tired because there's some that are like normally named right next to xanax and oh man unfortunately amber died while sleeping peacefully that was one of my mistresses I'm still not going to her funeral that reminds me hold on a second here like after all they've done can you just like I lost then we sent a prenup damn it my wife took half of everything I had I'm gonna go ahead and mourn my mistress you more than the death of your mistress awesome I don't need you anymore either I've got a loving family such as subscribe and meatballs and Claire Danes I went ahead and bought a one point four million dollar mansion because I have a hundred and some-odd kids to deal with here can I please get a goddamn raise oh my god thank you invest in bitcoins cars Forex yeah what the hell bitcoins put a hundred grand in it your investment failed Shh all right when you need a car you just steal one got it choose your doctor medical doctor psychiatrist with a hundred kids yes there's a lot of young kids in the house I know they'll have a good time playing with Kiki the American alligator teach a new trick help your pets prove that they're fast learners what the hell am I gonna be teaching an alligator I taught a new trick to my alligator does it like don't eat my ten year old I'm feeling very fortunate I'm now a retired gang member all right mom it's time for you to go ahead and join dad first though I've got to scroll through 100 names I got away with it my mother tied by a homicide mourner no visa died mashed potatoes died I'm certain outlive all my children peanut butter died Johnny walkers down Florida man died I've been diagnosed with brain damage gee I think I had brain damage 18 years old when I started to do this we're sorry your case is hard I was cured of brain down Billy the dig he's 73 years old his funeral was attended by his friends and family we had an American alligator here's all the shame you were unfortunately divorced but you were [ __ ] all days this isn't even all of them I had so many kids they couldn't even fit on this screen I can finally rest in peace knowing that our horrible bad choice making seed with spreading all across the world anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of simulation so next time stay foxy Muslim

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Length: 13min 5sec (785 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 18 2019