I Made Mining 1000x Faster

it doesn't matter how many stupid things I try and do I continually find new ways to absolutely obliterate this game so today we're going to be exploring a whole bunch of stupidity to see what's actually possible and I still have no idea why these chests got so big and since this is a game that's all about finding massive mountains of gold we're gonna start with how to break the game using fish this one by itself is worth 600 but I know a way to find more we take one of these children's cages and place it somewhere where fish are supposed to show up and after a very long while it catches you a single small fish the way this gets interesting is you can actually Place multiple pots on top of each other you know just in case you have multiple fish but then you still have the challenge of individually pulling each and every fish out but luckily I've got way too much time on my hands because I've learned that if you put magnets in a row like this around your fish pods it'll actually pull the fish straight out of them then with a few minions just on the lower level it'll actually pull the fish down towards the conveyor the propelled up neatly Elsewhere for your own Amusement in a hurry to get everything moving again you can use a manual get to pull the rest onto your conveyors oh yes pure progress speaking of fish we have a myth we need to bust it involves turning fish into scrap and according to this button we can't do that luckily I have something we can still try we'll just go ahead and throw something we can incinerate on there and then the fish while still alive also gets burned or it's perfectly fine because it's fireproof but I have something bigger than an incinerator that might just do the job and probably annoy the neighbors just a little bit and just like that one fish Cube I wouldn't yet consider this cost effective unless we sell this for five dollars and it disappears there used to be an exploit where you could continually sell that again and again and again but that leads me to wonder if perhaps I used the wrong kind of fish luckily I've got a pretty easy way to test that we'll turn a few more of the pieces of fish into some kind of scrap while also finding not one but two artifacts buried here and finding all the fish cubes we could ever want I suspect this probably won't work but I just have to see this through to be sure I mean it would be a shame if those fish died for nothing how do we get out of here why we fly of course then I just need to adjust the cart so we're kind of seeing a price over there and then manage to Let It Go yep just what I wanted I can't get the card to play nicely so I'm just going to take all of these and put them right here it's pretty much the same thing now I sell them and if any of them remain this glitch still works 36 dollars oh it might still work with the right type of fish so I guess we could probably confirm this one you might just need a fish worth less than a dollar so if you want it really easy and slow way to make money find a fish worth less than a dollar somehow turn it into a fish Cube and then hit this button to your heart's content I honestly thought that it had been patched a long time ago so that leaves me very optimistic for a lot of the stupid things we're about to try speaking of which this is a flight helmet when you put it on your head you can fly everywhere which is great but it also blocks the top 30 percent of your vision but me being the Innovative young gentleman that I am have realized that if you blow yourself up with a nuke it blows up the helmet but it blows up your helmet while leaving you still able to fly so for those of you that like the window seat this one's for you I'm really confident this this one has been patched which is a real shame but before you could build a loop something like this and then remove it from the water source and it would still spit out water I think because the timer took things to travel sadly this doesn't work but unsadly I am a cheater so I can display my water sources anywhere I want anyway this is a palette it's made of wood and considerably smarter than myself but they're good for all sorts of physics-breaking Adventures for example if you place one pallet on top of another stand on the second palette while picking up the initial one it also lifts you up sadly that one might also have been patched I was really looking forward to making that one work but now that I sort of look at that that actually gives me an idea what happens if you just continually stack pellets on top of each other do you make like a giant Fortress you can carry around see now this could really come in handy if you need to carry more stuff because today we want to buy a throne luckily we have lots of choices of where to put it so we'll put it smack in the middle now does this all pick up nope but I did pick up that much of it which is still quite a lot considering oh it's all falling apart well at the very least we've confirmed you can make pallets a little bit bigger if you choose to since we have the palettes and we're here apparently placing pallets on a wagon and then trying to pull it makes everything launch into the sky uh that's more than a single palette but I regret nothing so if we lift this up nothing happened they've also patched that which is a very big shame but at least now I can haul more stuff around oh but now I can't help but Wonder something else if you place dirt on your cart can you pull it along with you well the wagon still moves but nope the dirt gets left behind there also used to be a fun way to shoplift which is probably long since been fixed because normally if you try and take an item and walk out it takes it from you but it would take it from you as I crossed your barrier if you were to pick it up from outside you would be able to get away with it but that's no longer the case it seems like you can get away with it sometimes but as soon as you get it about this far there's still a barrier I've seen some other things tried where you perhaps put it on a palette and then walk away I've seen nothing successful yet so so the fences naturally offer pretty good protection but what about up there I don't know if it's a perimeter thing or a fence thing it looks like there's no stealing from these guys I think you could maybe get away with something stupid like throwing a bunch of stuff on the ground then blowing it up and turning it into scrap and selling that which seems to produce some kind of scrap upon further investigation it literally just evaporates the stolen items you don't get any money for them at all but getting back to the dirt and gold for a second I've heard the theory that if you put dirt into a conveyor and drip water on it it can clean it that way I don't know if that's true so we're gonna try just that and just to be thorough and make sure every inch of that conveyor is going to be washed I added a few intakes that's all set up and ready to go the water intakes don't quite line up with the conveyor but ask me how much I care right now guess those guys probably need a little bit of water okay there goes the dirt it's going right down the water and it doesn't seem to be washing at all I was reasonably sure this one would actually work I also never know I could put dirt directly on a conveyor that's sad onto the next myth here's that I'm pretty sure she'd still wear it you know oh boy we're back to the banknets this one basically involves replacing conveyor belts with magnets entirely so I just have to get things off the ground a little bit then it's just a matter of trying to figure out the proper orientation and we just need to produce a little bit of gold so back to my old friend the god drill it only cost about 10 million dollars so we better only buy one for now then we line that up with a god Harvester add some water and then turn it on and watch the magic happen uh the gold is sitting pretty far to one side of the conveyor but ask me how much I care I think we're producing an adequate amount so we'll see if this magnet thing works so they've made it to the end of the conveyor and for some reason Yep they're actually traveling down along the magnets we're losing a few uh to gravity but that's to be expected but for some reason yep the gold is actually sort of working its way down the magnets it is starting to jam up a bit there and also over there one problem at a time to fix a jam up here put a magnet under there and it pulls everything down into the conveyor which sets it free that way as with this problem I might have to do a quick Googling all right contrary to what you might be seeing I've actually this all figured out the finished product is the straightest thing I've ever created and here comes the gold and there it goes some of the pieces are getting a little lost but this stuff comes behind it it kind of pushes it along that one gets it he's making his way along not sure what happened here the important thing is very little gold is dropping to the ground some of it is making its way along so this counts this works but it works as well as basically any of my ideas ever do and then there's these the two artifacts we found in the beginning right here which Naturally Fit on these four pedestals when we find two more and it's a good thing I love hide and seek but are there only four that spawn in the world or are they six or ten or a million there don't seem to be any more down here but we've also got this piece of dirt and to me that looks like about two nukes worth of ground hopefully that's enough if not we can always add a little more no relics here and it's been a while since I mined the snowy claim so we're gonna toss down a few ground clearing nukes and we'll see if there's any artifacts down there for us that one might have gotten away on me but these are the quickest way to mine all this out I do have a pickaxe will mine all this out in an instant but I'm pretty sure it also destroys the artifacts and I want to see where they hide and to be perfectly honestly with you this is just a lot more fun but this really does go to show you there's a lot more ground down there than you think I've done a lot of nukes and we haven't even gotten through it all is the fresh healthy Tufts to smoke waft away we're left with no artifacts so it's on to the next ground wait I think I've spotted something halfway through the next ground and I've got a goblet gonna put that over there we'll all definitely find it later after a thorough inspection of this claim I found one more Relic right there so we've already filmed before we need and we've still got three more pieces of ground to do yeah I guess we really could just do this easiest way of all and use the Relic finder it seems to be working so let's take it to some ground we haven't mind yet we are definitely 200 meters away from the nearest piece of treasure which definitely makes me think we did happen to find them all we just got kind of Lucky with their circumstances because he didn't mind this yet but there's definitely not 600 meters worth of dirt below wait a sec but wait a sec I just realized I can actually change the art of fact we're chasing so they are more than boy that spawned there's a skull 220 meters this way so there's a few things hiding out there still which is very interesting if they're 500 meters I found them before but if they're not that's something different getting warmer only four meters down basically right here since the pickaxe wasn't good enough we'll finish that off with a nuke it's got to be right there below the surface there it is and it looks like I actually missed the arrows somewhere here I don't know if I didn't expose it or it's just too small to see easily okay I found it and the reason I couldn't find it before is because it's basically invisible all six hard-earned pieces of treasure which apparently are worth nothing to sell by themselves I also want to see if he plays for random items on these pillars if it works but it doesn't seem to it appears they give us no extra treasure despite the fact we have 50 more of them and here we are one regular sized Treasure Chest which definitely makes me wonder why the ones I was spawning in were so much bigger so interestingly I just took a chest and dropped it for maximum height and for some reason it's now this pick instead of their regular size I have no idea what's happening here but I need to investigate this fully because the size is enormous and I have no idea why okay this is a regular Treasure Chest I spawned on the ground and that's the one I spawned basically as far into this guy as I could so there's something about spawning things in the sky that makes them bigger at least for treasure chests we need to see what else that applies to I've tried a few different things so far this curiosity seems only applied to treasure chests alright so now they're just spawning in Max Eyes On The Ground I have no idea what I've done or how I've broken things so badly but I've certainly managed to do it here's when I see Nast several times before which is can you put a bunch of buckets on the back of a wagon and then put it in the water to build them I tried a similar thing recently with fish it didn't work but because this is a bucket I think this might actually have some Merit to it so we're gonna take it for a little swim and pull it out of the water and it actually does work that's interesting that could have some interesting potential in itself because say we managed to find a bigger better wagon that you can really load up with buckets you could fill those buckets with dirt each and every one of them and then give them a little drink acquire a brush and you potentially got some magic and you can even do this right in front of this store so that's a much quicker way of gold padding the manual way then when you want to sell just drop your cart right on the shelf and see what happens to sell which is all the materials except for that one I was also hoping that the dirt that I placed on this one would stay with me for a little journey but as soon as you pick up the cart it drops off again so that doesn't work either on my last video Someone suggested making a pile of actual coins and then blowing it up in case they fly everywhere so that's what a single stack of coins looks like that's a hundred thousand dollars the tricky thing with coins is that they land on each other they tend to combine and at this particular moment in time I don't know if I have a way to stop that then again when they do bounce they tend to combine with one and then bounce over the others so you might be able to work with it that way so do we think two TNTs is gonna be enough all right let's see what happens to these coins when we blow them up they just turn into scrap probably pretty valuable scrap though four dollars that was originally at least a hundred thousand my ideas are getting worse and worse I've also come to understand obviously that having lots of Goldenrod resources in the world drops their frame rate but if you put them into effect container they stick no frame rate issues all right everything's a big hole now and for the sake of doing this somewhat in a hurry I'm gonna use the god drill again but with this setup it's going to harvest resources super quick they're all gonna balance neat orderly piles right here so let's see how long this takes to actually get anything accomplished it's producing stuff at a rapid rate I did make the shards go first because they tend to be the one that jams up a lot but so far so good everything's going into the neat and orderly pile and this way we can also see the ratios of what we mine generally so as of right now this is very satisfying the game is going to start to slow down I didn't know it discriminates against different gems and I don't know why one went that way suddenly so naturally we're finding the most gold a little bit of cloudium some shards iron is stopping up there because it thinks it's cool pretty sure I have a solution for that yeah the game didn't like that very much but it did it so if I put that there nope that Alan is just stuck one day I'll get something like this to actually work properly one day right now I'm just making a fountain of iron for some reason turns out they're friends we made along the way were all Iron because we mined a billion of these somehow we've mine so many that I can't even like I don't know what their problem is I don't know why they won't get off the conveyor so as you can see for the most part with the exception of iron this is still running perfectly fine because there's just not enough raw materials on the ground we can fix that I guess on a side note we've also confirmed that these are considered raw materials because that is cleared all of raw materials cut gems have to stick around decided to make a few upgrades now we can get bigger piles also I now have six drills so we're going to produce stuff six times as fast nothing could possibly go wrong with this luckily those magnets will keep me perfectly safe so far so good except for that iron that iron will not go past that point I made just a few little changes and the iron is actually working now so this is kind of cool you can actually see the ratio which things are produced like in real time lots of iron lots of gold and pretty much nothing else but to that point the game is still handling this perfectly fine but there's not a ton of raw resources on the ground yet I can feel it just a little bit when I move around but there's a lot of resources in movement I do have to say I like the speed of which we're Gathering material we've almost maxed out our conveyor size and now I'm starting to be able to slow down in a big way okay that didn't take long okay that very quickly got to the point where I had to clear raw resources just to be able to move again I do wish there was a better way to get rid of these if anyone has a better strategy for this let me know because uh I don't know how many times I can do this I already broke this thing it doesn't work though I think that's actually just everything getting stuck kind of like how a container works so those wouldn't count as resources anymore okay fun idea more escalation we want to see things suffer we'll make things suffer that's beautiful and it's only gonna get so much worse it's a little intimidating to look at it from underneath but I do need to test this container thing so I'm going to try and drop as many of the high value resources into a truck as I can I think that counts as a container you know what I guess I have a way to test this out fairly easily I don't need to wait for Golden resources these days I can produce an awful lot of them in a hurry and I picked the one that was cloudium because I'm stupid I could edit this all out and make myself look about halfway smart but I wouldn't want to lie to you guys I'm the completed idiot luckily I do have a fairly easy solution for this I just need to swap these around that actually works out a lot better because we'll keep the iron and gold away from each other those are the biggest producers so we'll get the biggest piles anyways let's try that again I just need to see if the gold goes into the truck and also like Stacks in on itself like it would on maybe a pallet or something so so far so good yeah they seem to be entering into each other I don't know if that's going to overfill the truck or they're just gonna stack into each other yeah I think that it's mostly stacking into each other so that's interesting that actually kind of works uh the game doesn't love how many resources are dropping out of the sky but I like how that's going I really wonder how many of these conveyors and God drills we could have going at once the game's already slowing down quite a bit but the gold is actually going in there I think it's actually becoming not loose material anymore it's just fixed stuff pretty sure it's the iron and million things on the conveyors right now that are more so the problem especially with the rate we're dropping things like the iron is falling all the way down into the hole and continuing to roll okay I'm getting about 10 seconds per frame at this point the game is really not happy I had to reload just to kind of make things work once I clear all raw resources it goes right back to cruising along but I lost all the gold it doesn't stay up there and so that takes me in a few wonderful directions so just a few small easy changes to make I just need to sort of eliminate half of my entire structure because we don't need to cut the gems then we're just gonna land everything on top of palette since palettes seem to gather everything anyway and make them not a loose object at least that's my theory so no one of the gold land it shouldn't count as loose material it should be nicely stuck to the pallets so far so good I'm oh I forgot to remove the gem polisher hook so that's gonna go away now we don't get cut gems anymore but here it goes yeah that's sort of working I didn't really think about how quickly it would pile up but it is all piling up on that palette I'm pretty sure the game's already lagging really hard but I did manage to get all of the drills turned off iron is still being difficult but in a second the game will catch up with itself then we can investigate those palettes what what happened here why am I in the mountain never mind we're back where we were waiting for the game to respond but I've just put a whole bunch of stuff onto pallets the game shouldn't be struggling this hard if they weren't counted as Zeus materials so putting them on pallets does not help but we're not done yet I think I have a way to still make this work with even more drills because if you can put material into a smelter it will auto smell and then it's not a whole bunch of loose materials it's just a money soup we need to execute it probably better than this but you get the idea probably gonna have to introduce some kind of funnels and then also when we clear out raw resources they go away and the soup remains that's money and I don't know what I've done now but I still hear the engine working but there's no engine here it's just air and I think in particular I'm gonna need one of these the bigger better gold bundle note it is set up some drills but what's that there's some dirt in our way whatever will we do maybe use one of these it's a pretty big hill but I think if I take just a few little bikes we'll have the space we need this really just makes life so much easier I think we're getting close I'm hearing water at my back perfect with the rock here as our witness we're gonna turn this entire thing into a mega conveyor and ultimately everything is gonna land right here I need to make sure this setup works so I'm just going to go ahead and drop a few of these to make sure they actually make it into where they're supposed to go without issue and that's really perfect so I think I can ramp that up a billion times and this will still work fine I'm so excited to see what happens after this is all done it really isn't as visual though isn't it uh here's an interesting problem I'm stuck within my stuff holding my pickaxe so I can't pick anything up or put anything down or move anything and I haven't actually counted how many there are but there's a lot but now I know what you're thinking you can't turn all the drills on at the same time but actually I can the first super annoying stepdaughter this is turning them all on one by one but you'll notice they don't do anything yet because they don't have dirt on them it's like they're individually giving me the thumbs up that they're ready to do this I'm just about ready to do this I feel like I should have a fire extinguisher ready but this little shovel is the key to this all the drills are turned on this can add dirt to every single drill all at the same time so without further Ado let's see what happens it didn't crash immediately that's unbelievable I thought for sure it would just instantly die I mean it's not loving this but it's doing this the screen run black and I think it's crashing looks like you can overload the game with just conveyor belts listen to the sound it makes when I run along it that's wild alright so new plan we're gonna do this again but we're gonna use half the drills which I'm pretty sure still a lot of the drills so we'll see how the game takes us it's better like I'm seeing actual movement from things for a couple minutes uh game still seems to be slowing down a little bit for some reason again all right looks like this is still too many conveyors we might have to turn the number down a little bit in hindsight I probably should have done this all the other way around by starting small and scaling upwards it was a lot of fun placing all of these though okay so we're going to start simply with 10 drills that's it 10 drills have their dirt which should still be a lot of dirt the drills are acting rather strangely so I don't really know what to do about that but I'm not that surprised there we go that's a nice Falcon bear oh I don't think it's getting to the funnel properly the funnel is letting me down in a big way it's not a huge surprise it turns out that even 10 uh drills is more than enough to overload absolutely everything it just pours in too quick the game cannot simply handle all of that going like that it's crazy to me that that is six trails that makes it conveyors that oh so that was probably a little bit of Overkill whatever the case it's time to find out how much our iron bar is worth it's a little bit demoralizing for to call it an iron bar after these many hours of setup and work but we've made forty thousand dollars in half a second so mission accomplished foreign

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Published: Fri Oct 14 2022