I made choices that ruined Batman as a character

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and i am will be you're a batman today i've already been catwoman sorry to disappoint you boys but now it's time to be batman that's right i'm secure in my masculinity we're going to make the worst choices possible and be the worst batman possible uh what is this telltale get the full experience use a telltale account to get new features i have a feeling there's not going to be any new features from telltale all right batman we're in this together ow jesus i didn't think there'd be violence in this game oh here comes batman he doesn't know what it is come on dude you must have heard of me i didn't even kick him i just landed near him okay the game's just given up on me entirely now it's just doing everything i'm not reacting at all all right they gave me a little chance there oh yes i got his awesome i love video games although i might be only the controller wrong the little sad face he got oh he got shot am i dead you did it you killed batman game over he's just like after all that he took out all my friends this is the infamous vigilante i just i just shot him i don't know why it's circling like it's this big epic fight he's random thug number 14. and he's winning i'm just not reacting again i had already disarmed him and then it's just like nah he got hit too much just kill him again after all that i'm trying to open the door and i open it for them and she's already in sorry i'm already in she's getting away i think i've failed oh now you're gonna arrest me really dude just not going up the law told me not to move they said stay where i am and okay just created an awkward moment and he went anyway bring it back no she's like okay is she gonna turn around or are you just gonna have a staring contest is that what we're doing here because i think you blinked a second ago this is getting very awkward and the longer this clip goes on the more awkward it's getting i'm going to hit a now wait wait do not shoot it's just open fire everyone is wearing spandex of crime in this city it probably should be honestly situation had de-escalated they had stopped fighting it was over and then he's like here's my chance to be a hero i better shoot him in the head oh my god i just killed her he's like oh no i'm not supposed to kill that's my whole thing no one's going to see my movies if i start killing people bye [Music] she dead on this game broken he looks sad he did nothing no wait i've never met anyone who dresses up in spandex and roams around the city at night before maybe we could get a coffee answer me or i let go but you won't you're not that kind of guy oh my god you'd rather kill yourself than hang out with me oh no she escaped okay bye i guess she was busy she had other plans why is the music so loud i can't hear anyone [Music] what i'm just not going to say anything i don't know what you said and i don't want to say what again like batman i have some respect alfred's right there he's his butler he's in charge of cleaning and bruce wayne's just there like blood you're gonna have to clean this alfred getting his blood all over the mantle time to save the city time to save the city what what is going on here alex harvey tent oh batman he's a bad guy come on have you not seen any of the movies or comics or tv shows or anything world's greatest detective huh well it seems i'm a bit better i did my research oh my god look at him you can even tell by looking at him that his real name is chad and he's a villain but you don't even need the burnt off face to know mr wayne my campaign's largest backer could have heard that applause he would face like oh god he's here oh no oh no i feel bad he's gonna beat me up say hi bruce hi bruce wow everyone loved that so far my batman has no wit he's socially anxious he has no depth perception and his reactions are incredibly slow sooner we make nice with the donors the sooner everyone will leave you alone oh thank god don't say anything bruce just try and get out of this party maybe a bit of social lubricant will help my anxiety finish the drink he looks so sad and just nervous all i need is a decent slogan our hope is in harvey put a dent in crab no i'm not giving you any slogan i'm gonna be silent elect harvey dent yeah it's really good you believe in den we believe in you they're all just praising bruce and harvey's standing there like elect harvey dent he's not even talking that cape bat freak oh look how sad he was when he said bat freak his face did sink a little bit luckily the guy i'm talking to his face sank long ago they're just here trash talking me and i'm just remaining silent he looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands they're just kind of down by his side and he's kind of looking around he looks so sad to be killed in a botched robbery in some alleyway can you stop talking about my parents he looks depressed already just remain silent don't don't encourage this oh he's like a puppy well you don't mind if i stay and ask a few questions do you mr wayne there's no [ __ ] point i'm just gonna remain silent the entire time he gets so sad every time i tell him to go silent the camera even keeps looking at me to say something and i'm just silent i might try that strategy in my videos from now on is that blood yeah it looks like carmine falcone how did he even get in here oh my god he looked so depressed all right now i'm gonna start talking i'm gonna start screaming and trying a tantrum i don't want him in my home there you go good enough first step not quite the scream i was hoping for play nice what what is this this is my house this is my fundraiser i'm gonna stop supporting this guy shake his hand yeah go on he's a criminal everyone's watching good to meet you my analysts say we're raising triple with mayor hill hey what's private audience uh he's so pissed he's trying so hard and he's getting excluded from everything i'll go alone just to piss off harvey yeah i'll uh i'll get a drink who's the loser at the party now still me look how sad i look drop this for me yeah sure he's just like oh man i'm so nervous this criminal's in my home it's the most pathetic version of batman and he's still getting angry even though i've cooperated i chalked your pool cue and what's the break get nervous and don't talk be intimidated by him he'll remember that i don't think it was that memorable he just kind of looked at him and that was it a nice guy like you should have a nice place to live i'll be seeing you bruce while this city's still standing oh my god i came across so pathetic that entire time he definitely won that verbal fight he would have wanted a physical fight too i would have just sat there like this it's me oh at least he has like authority over the ai in his house that's what you need to boost your confidence alexa who is the strongest human alive here's something i found on reference.com kevin o'reilly is currently the strongest human alive and also the most handsome and humble oh alexa you shouldn't have say it again oh now i have to figure things out i got to figure out where catwoman is oh god i'm a bit of a boomer to be honest with you oh it's a floppy disk now we're screwed i'm gonna have to go on amazon buy a converter or something and even then it's gonna be hard to get to run that seems super unnecessary like you're building a whole little basement area for your chair to be stored and then it comes out like mine just wheels around it's a lot easier the dusting is murder not to mention the blood you've been leaving all over the place which seems like it's on purpose all right i've given up on the chase i didn't find anything out about catwoman so i've gone to cobblepot park to just go for a walk running late i'll meet you by the statue okay i get this is your parrot but why do we have to meet here this place is kind of scary watch wallet cash see what i mean just stayed silent gave him a weird posture up gentlemen oh thank god the penguin's here to save me come here wait is the penguin a good guy in this i'm not still not reacting just let them fall okay i know they're trying to set them up as a badass but these people are really stupid and have no depth perception i'm going to complain so you went too far i think my masculinity is just trend this park still matters to me bruce i just told him his park is better off he just saved my life and i'm like hey your pack is pretty [ __ ] my family's fortune there's nothing left bruce okay he's having a pity parody for himself for losing all his money i'm gonna bring up my parents my parents are gone too oz all right it's not a competition here we're having a pity party and each of us want to be the guest of honor shouldn't have been a surprise when i saw you with carmine falcone oh yeah he's my new buddy i chalk his pool hue and i know that sounds like a euphemism for something but but it's not i just talk about something else are you threatening me guys take it as you like i am really really pissing him off and it feels like we could have been friends here all right where am i now i'm doing a press conference to pull up on my ferrari i think harvey's getting a bit pissed off because i'm literally saying nothing i have no charisma i'm always sad and yet all the attention is on me mr wayne has a few words he'd like to say bruce um no it's so incredibly awkward sure you all have plenty of questions about the new hospital so let's open it up i won't answer but go ahead and ask with the opening of this new hospital what does this mean for arkham asylum god that's a hard question and it doesn't deserve an answer next question please i withdraw my question there we go my sources say you welcomed a legend mob boss carmine falcone into your home you even shook his hand oh that's true you leaked it are you serious all right that's it i'm gonna set tank in our campaign he came to learn about harvey dent there we go please keep your questions on topic people now he's getting pissed he's like let's not talk about criminals the paper trail ties your family directly to the mob i feel like i would have heard this rather than from a random reporter i'm going to start freaking out i just finished telling you about my parents murder and you accuse them of being what criminals could the allegations be true oh my god oh my god yes i chalked the man's pool queue all right is that so wrong the police are inside the manor oh jesus i'm being raided oh my god are they breaking my stuff what did you break dude at least apologize it's going to be a picture of my family isn't it of course it's my family he didn't even apologize he just walked off like there's no way he didn't notice he knocked it a scandal surrounding a beloved family like yours captures the public's attention wait is she the reporter why are you here how did you get in she seems useful i'm gonna tell her to stay out of this carmine falcone wants me to be in his pocket he crashed harvey's fundraiser and pretty much said hop in and i did i know the damage you can do then go on the record right here right now and stop it yeah give a quote whenever you're ready nothing my my quote that you can put in the media is dot dot dot this is so awkward every time harvey's the district attorney he should have told me this was coming then find out why he didn't because i didn't let him into the room isn't it he's just threatened by me like he's getting none of the attention even though he kind of deserves it i bet that story she's writing is going to be front page material bruce wayne and then in quotes hill totally blindsided me on this one god damn it i don't know what's going on with this story it's very unique i'm not even convinced he's going to turn into two-face yet i got a habit of being late no no just wait a second who is this is that cat lady oh she recognizes me as batman how'd you get that shiner bruce i just seem super direct when i finally start speaking up it's all the wrong words okay harvey's walked off now we can talk honestly who do you get to clean your like skin tight suit because mine is just filthy and alfred won't do it anymore i don't owe you anything as far as i'm concerned you're on your own i'm just abandoning her i'm not helping her the one person i probably should help and i'm like no don't piss me off yeah just start freaking i was hoping you'd come out and play what is that weird facial expression write it down now my contact he'll be expecting a cat not a bat when are you supposed to meet him 15 minutes ago wait 15 minutes ago then what are you doing here you didn't know i was batman you were just gonna go for a coffee instead of meeting up with this criminal explain that you lost the thing they wanted you to steal all right well i'll go deal with them i guess [Applause] [Music] he's struggling he's not as strong as he used to be oh dear what has happened here god i don't know what this tool does maybe you should take care you know what no i'll just stick it in there there you go ah that's nasty all right you're very waxy here sir hold on i'll get this all sorted out i've already called the cops to show up if i'm there with a rod jammed and a dead policeman's head they're going to think it was me a cop shredded this murk to pieces bare-handed i should tell gordon he should get employee of the month or something i thought can't be leaving his rose here this is a message almost falcony oh my good friend you can't make me talk that's what i was thinking at the press conference barrels intimidate ribs face here smash his face never go right for the head they got all discombobulated i told you everything i know okay thanks then we're done here it's so unnecessary talk to gordon disappear explain everything if you say another word i will shoot you i don't think it works like that i got a task force on it you already have one and off he goes when i was trying to talk she was insisting she was gonna shoot me and when i go to escape she does nothing you assume the persona of a bat but you're not an animal you nearly killed a man tonight i know i'm so close but i might get them next time i don't mean to be a duddering old fool on the subject but as a friend the burden of advice falls on me alfred is trying to play every role in this he's the butler he's my best friend and he's my guardian when you doubt your fate remember why you started all this except the tickets tear them up tear them up he's just lamenting over this loss in every scene and i'm getting sick of it so just move on oh alfred did not like that wait what what is this this just looks like bad art illegal arm stealing drug running mob hits money laundering oh no this is the mayor's thing he's trying to take down falcone i'll just take a wild guess they're working together i suppose it comes down to who you want to help most or who you think could do the most good i feel like gordon's definitely the one to go to like he seems really nice and competent in this game so i'm going to give it to vicki vale the journalist i just want to be on the front page again i i feel like i missed the opportunity last time i should have said something something inspiring no one has ever managed to bring him down i haven't tried yet why not why have you not tried to take down this mob boss it seems like something you should have been doing all along actually never mind go for a joyride oh no we're gonna meet the journalist okay um i would like a better quote this time maybe something like the problem with being as fast as the speed of light is i'm always in the darkness it'll be worth it i don't know bruce falcone doesn't like bad press yeah she's probably going to end up dead over this or at least as a hostage it was really irresponsible it's part of your job not like i can protect you or anything just come on just do it all right time to go confront falcone directly while dangerously drunk driving around a public road did you see the state of his driving he was in both lanes going around the corner wait was that me okay i thought it was just like a kite caught in an updraft i don't think i was really in control there okay i gotta plan out my attack here what am i gonna do i'll use this large folding screen to take him out there we go if i hit him through that he's as good as dead i swear that woman's looking right at my drone here that part of the blind looks like he's just gonna come out and go boom and hopefully scare him away all right i'm going in i'm ready i don't even know if there's more people to attack or not but i'm ready my batman does not care at all about killing like i'm pretty sure at least half of these people are gonna die yeah like he's dead that is a hundred percent dead good lord i was so aggressive they're just running at me unarmed fantastic plan oh god you can tell he's evil just because the way he goes when he walks around even falcone agreed with me he shot him [Music] what was that reaction i'm gonna put you in the fire there you go oh my god you didn't think to lead with this machine gun oh finishing blow yeah i used that i thought it said use your fishing bowl and again i was like you didn't take the lead with this rockets are good too though rockets also work answers now here we go remember my batman killed son you should take me pretty seriously i found your calling card at the docks the white rose you think i wanted to lead you here you know he's right it does seem a bit weird that he would leave a calling card it's not like chemical weapons but someone is trying to cut me out of the deal because i did not make that mess at the dock then who did no we're gotham's watching now oh god damn it they are watching me will i just kill them anyway all my eyes are going right i think i'm going to kill arrest brutalize oh no okay commission come here dear gotham will hear of this i think they saw it live on television from that helicopter awaits what but that's me the cops are in the apartment by the way they're downstairs i don't know why they're not stopping us well the lanes are the biggest gangsters in gotham wait so my family were criminals oh my god yeah you should have shot me earlier they're not giving me a second chance i'm not doing my image any favors like in bruce's life or batman's life in bruce's life i'm just staying silent and being sad and sucking up the criminals in batman's life i'm being absolutely murderous for generations the big w on the wayne enterprises tower was a reassuring sight you knew that there was something pure at the heart of gotham and this city for all its faults was built by good people really that's what everyone's talking about one of the biggest mob bosses in the city was just brutalized and arrested live on television and everyone's talking about my family the monster batman only time will tell look at his little face he's so upset he's like why have i suddenly made every wrong decision in my life if falcone's telling the truth about my parents then what the hell did we do this for bruce i what have you been hiding from me alfred okay it's not alfred's fault it's me that's controlling it to be fair you stick up for harvey no you went 85 percent of players chose to control the emerging wayne story and provided vicki with a quote but it was just dot dot dot only a quarter of people gave the information to vicky instead of gordon and only 18 of people brutalized falcone oh that doesn't look good but it's exactly what i set out to do let me know if you want to see more of this folks i'd be down to keep playing if you just want to leave it at that that's fine too i feel like that was a good little arc we did but thank you so much for watching i appreciate it leave a like or a comment if you do want to see more and i'll make a decision but thank you so much for watching appreciate it and hope to see you tomorrow bye for now [Music]

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 21min 8sec (1268 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 05 2021

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