I SHREDDED MY HAND!! | Job Simulator

down here welcome back to another video where yes today we are back again playing on the HTC buy them we have one more job that we need to attempt I think we've done pretty well so far so let's begin let me just pick up me and there we go hello job are you doing it's been way too long buddy I need to make these VR videos way more often what do you think guys what do you think yeah I think I should so we actually have just one of these left to do so this might be the last time that we see you don't be sad I see your frown turning don't be sad see we are done auto mechanic we did last time you've actually only done half of them so we might see job but again don't cry I can see the tears forming store clerk we have 75% done and gourmet chef was only 29% and I spent the longest on that one so that's pretty interesting but apart nap we need to do office worker which has 0% right now cubicle farm cubicle farm yes that sounds fun so this it's probably the dullest sounding job so far but I'm sure this is job simulator it's gonna be amazing preemie up hey human into an accurate simulation of instructions ok just as we do before take paper when ready I'm sorry we've got a very that is an amazing drawing of a a horse I want to stay horse but that is phenomenal we've got two weeks until we go on vacation who's over there let me see who's over there hello no one's over there let's store it oh ok ok I didn't do anything I'm sorry you weren't there where did you what you're not even there what is going on this go on the floor there's oh jeez what is this I'm getting distracted by I know I know what what is that that's a oh that's a moldy doughnut oh hell L am sorry I'm sorry there was known in the cubical we good it's so much stuffy we've got coffee machine Newton's Cradle oh I am so happy with where I'm working right now and a stress ball just in case just in case you want to hit you again almost it's only a stress ball I mean come on yeah I guess we should take our work assignment gets the worst we're traditionally start they're doomed yes yes they would okay so we need to get this coffee are flowing oh my goodness Oh oh there's so many let me let me Pat them all hope at all of them oh jeez yes oh that's so good right Oh what do we need to do we need to choose a cup we've got world's most average worker we've got our the business thing and I'm gonna I'm gonna take blue I'm the world's most average worker sweets for this here I would call you got one of those you didn't see that you didn't see that there we go who went down the middle but we need to put it in the coffee machine press the button and then drink it I guess we drink here we go yes they would I don't want this Cup anymore um that was so weird drinking but not actually having liquid go down my throat really strange but anyway let's grab ourselves I'm feeling this doughnut right here let's eat this so your knee yum yum yum yum now get out of here I don't want to see these doughnut treats anymore they're gonna tempt me too much right next assignment train computer oh okay computer um oh it's unplugged okay let's put the plug in so here is the most important facet of the office with humans and safety being a close second and third true true close close second right let's hope this is safe let's pop that in there and then pop that in there computer awaken Oh check computer talk are we depress this yeah you would've thought I would have known how on earth how would a statue work a computer because I work from everyday but where make mistakes please save your password 1:01 login oh I tried to tap the screen try to type Oh what's this hello okay I have no idea what has happened that was weird though the sound actually came from the phone so weird right one zero one and fresh trigger to click there we go nice put that down there we go we got it we complain communication popularized in the mid 1990s yep okay so you want me to check my emails right okay let's do that so emails whoa whoa oh no I don't I don't appreciate this I don't if we stop 65,000 messages we've got sales documents partyer bugs and bytes I need to apply to that one but I can put my hands through the computer oh my goodness right let's do delete all hey my inbox is never zero ever all right what's my next jobs are doing very well so far oh geez I'm reading this yes come on I'm reading this this is really important um okay promotion please promotion promotion yes human assistant to the supervisor yes Donna I did it guys I did are you proud of me where should I put this I'm gonna put it yeah looks like he's got more for you oh where is he where is he where is he boss bot boss but where are you what's that oh Jesus I was human I am boss bot I notice you've along the end so I'm here to give you your first task of the day okay fine - bounce - higher okay hiring robots that sounds good so where do the resumes come from not from here I don't think let's cross that off make sure you take the best where are the where are the things oh this is it you you again skills being sketchy cooking books acquiring cheese and driving cars no you're so mean to me all the time not you what about hipster BOTS font snob Club brewer and an art you know that that one's not too bad we'll put that one there we also have you go away stop coming back Safari bot leadership navigation pretty good moustache right that's going in pretty good moustache let's put that there and stamp it your ID sir you are hired there we go who else do we got in here oh where is he is he here there he is raise he's gone alright now we've got tourists but I don't want to do that I want to do hipster bot where's hipster bot always hire a hipster guys always hired congratulations where are they they are go ahead sir good job buddy see you later bye what is next what is next someone tell me oh hello okay I'll give it a go so profit manager 99 it 1999 is that a joke jeez oh my goodness sales 560 expensive we put a load off a lot of hot sauce and three three hundred and twenty-two million dollars worth of staples how do we fix this let's do our expenses just one dollar just one and we only spend we're only spend $10 on staples because there weren't that many staples what are you doing with this graph there we go no lies whatsoever or book what's this do I give this to him it's on fire it's on fire it's so hot ah no don't set a fire in the workplace there take that oh he must know about my secret skills ha ha can we play games on this thing we've got words online all online we go online dial-up you know have broadband hear what these staples all those staples I don't even know uh let's go to gourmet chef job we've been there we don't need to go there what about I want to use paint yeah this is cool let's do a smiley face but it really worked did it we're gonna leave that there anyway where did you come from oh jeez uh my computer my computer you can say that you can use it thank you thank you so much I five high five right I need to see what this goo is wooden earth is this can someone tell me what this is what is this and who put it there wasn't you it was you I knew it was you I knew it was you I also have this paper aeroplane you ready let's see how far we can get this is there an open window anywhere let's go to CEO BOTS office but yeah I don't know but this this is a glorious place to work oh wait this this is but sweeper cream your system and avoid viruses yes let's do that see what happens difficulty human starts oh it's minesweeper I died straightaway I died straightaway what photos do I have on here eyes are my family I'm at the beach I am a cute kitty cat and I'm gonna leave that here and print it yes yes for you kitty corn 2016 let's put that right there that's amazing the stapler oh jeez no no stop what are you doing doing no you can't just do that oh geez oh geez no it's out of control oh geez Wow ray in this thing no wonder they spend so much on staples look at this I mean I'm making everybody mad okay I should probably stop I'm just gonna put that down there there we go I've also noticed there's a basketball net there so let's see if we can get it in oh so close what about the glass huh no oh the stress ball let's do this huh now that geez are all flappy board no no what happened just then that was weird look at this one or quick but no way getting distracted at work is the greatest thing in VR this is amazing flappy bought something so good at this so good this is so much easier than flappy birds anyone remember that little punk I do know aah five four nine lack of concentration what else have we got here what's this oh it's like a magic 8-ball will I eat sandwiches today you're five what who who made this who me what are you talking about what's wrong leave me alone is this woman really annoying yeah don't know what that means I'm a hired again though so I better leave that like that okay fine let's do some work I guess oh it's time for lunch DICE's midday humans would interact with primitive robots known as vending machines to obtain food yep give me a dollar oh thank you thank you for this dollar um what are you gonna put money in there we go what do we wanna know we got nuts and bolts a burrito a pretzel or triangles or Doritos I'm gonna go for beep there we go yes it didn't get stuck nice thank you what am I not eating it hello hello hey it's not actually got nuts and bolts in it okay let's go nice I guess but you were pretty mean to me earlier so let's get him he's jealous he's just jealous of y8 so I'm gonna get him oh no spike it's really I'm gonna have to shake it on I I just said that it didn't get stuck here we go but everyone carry look I got it mugger it's all good I don't have to get too mad there you go buddy enjoy it man no problem pleasure working with you buddy let's see what the next assignment has to offer let me put this in here are you sending me memes you said you're sending me memes oh geez let me see you has you hire new here sending me means what other means you got cancels 4:00 p.m. meeting chases robo mouse ask some money and a date in the same work email cheese Jeff what's wrong with you not sure if I hate my job or just hate boss what oh geez get off my computer don't let boss boss see nice memes buddy nice memes next show me what's next buddy this is really fun ha I've always would be the most boring job looking forward to your presentation today what's the business oh no oh no wants you to do a presentation you'll need to make some slides time to learn about an ancient human technique called winging it okay this is power dot slideshow software um let's hide this there we are sorry sorry sorry stop stop stop it's okay there we go let's make a business presentation choose the color theme I'm thinking I'm thinking this and press next okay select title let's do motivational you can be good enough just do it select transition dramatic there we go explosions explosions of goods visual there we go lots of pictures and stuff let's do a another explosion this is filled it of explosions and misleading there we go that's pretty that's pretty accurately not too bad and another explosion and then cool to action job more nice can we add another explosion no okay let's see what he thinks presentation in progress oh geez that actually scared me there we go um everyone gather round gather round everyone yeah there we go boss spots here as well hey buddy how you doing love the glasses and the tie through this presentation okay okay I've got it I've got the clicker hello everyone hello I am I am Dan bot I drew I drew this horse what do you think did you like it okay let's go on with the presentation but you can be good enough thank you thank you thank you boom next you expect nice good good good are you ready for another explosion guys BAM there we go nice thank you thank you thank you explosion explosion there we go thank you business thank you so much thanks for the clicker as well I can go in there where the monkey is what's the next job that I need to do today where are you there you are hello who's that nice chain hey human bot number 1 0 1 1 0 pitch again why are you giving me something you'd like to contribute uh I don't know him very well I'm going to give him what's this what's this how do you focus on your job and ignore everything else there you go oh how powerful appreciate they will they will oh do you think you could take up a quick card to go with this it would make it a lot more ok let's do that let's get rid of my amazing presentation let's choose ah birthday no okay let's do that new oh geez no I didn't mean to do that oh geez I could only type in ones and zeros what am I supposed to do happy birthday oh look oh this feels amazing this is so cool have a satisfactory anniversary of your date of manufacture oh that's amazing done princ we are done I would have liked to have done it oh that's really impressive from human I like that there you go no worries that was that was nice of me so nice of me can I print more I can I can everyone everyone look I can print off birthday cards throw one who needs one who needs one okay I have a problem now uh can I pick up the bottom one no okay uh birthday cards birthday cards sure yes oh these are through the phone let's not get distracted what do you want me to do take a look at these employee evaluations I am NOT looking forward to this oh no this is awkward so we've got cowboy BOTS fancy BOTS Safari but no no he's got a moustache we have to keep him and hipster bot oh geez I kind of want to keep the people that I Brody's I want to keep the people that I've already hired because that's not fair so I'm sorry you are fired it's not my job well it kind of is my job I'm sorry let's put that there and this one I receive enough to buy a new hard drive I'm not gonna look I can't look I can't look I loved my stapler jams know this oh yeah it's all paw he had it's all paw you guys better be thankful and you better work hard as well getting up in there we go next in the office coworkers would converse around the dispenser oh no no oh hey buddy - - seven - required no oh yeah I did I build you see the sports event on TV last night it was pretty touchdown it was it wasn't bad I did know about that firing because I did anyway let's not talk about that here we go let me just let me just grab some water let me try and grab some water are there we go I was doing it wrong I'm new here don't worry about it let's just drink this this conversation is getting very weird I'm not gonna like my grab this off you know you can I can touch it though there we go there we go let me print that's one this one's nice they're much more attractive than your I mean I didn't say that maybe maybe it's not too bad it's not too bad guys think I hear no nice job it has to be you four okay okay can you not watch me where I do it though geez this only goes oh I dyed my hands my hands are disconnected from my body I've already got one hand so I'm gonna have to do this properly because my hand ran our battery I'm a robot although its back its back okay let's uh let's just shred all of this because this is getting I need to do it quickly quick my hand is floating it's so weird um I need to work out how to do this let's pull what oh gosh it works my hands my I know it's floating away quick shred all this stuff quick why is there money to be shredded what if I put my okay that feels weird that feels really weird that's probably why my hand is broke get in there I'll know my hands my back is on there what is going on you knew I should have charged my hands I need just one hand just to finish this job quick quick quick there we go are we done are we done almost no no okay my hands are floating away from my body I now have three hands what do I need to shred five things this they don't need to know about kitchen con this can go - Oh weird things are happening the phone let's put that in there my hands don't even work properly let's put both of these in there we go balance that's two things where else I can't pick up my hands no way no way on this hand oh I can't grab that one Oh No uh what well guys as you can see my hands have run out of battery oh that's so weird that's so weird oh man whoa that's kind of awesome though they managed to shred my own hat anyway I think that means I'm gonna have to end today's video a little bit earlier I'm sorry but that was really really fun and we have done every job in job simulator so far we haven't completed them all but that means we can revisit them and just play around a little bit more and that also means that we can visit brand-new VR games which I'm so excited to do so guys if you want to see some more VR maybe more than once a week then please leave a big fat thumbs up that'd be greatly appreciated this is so weird we greatly appreciate it and if this happens to be the first video you see buddy please do consider subscribing to torreón team CD on today for daily gameplay videos both laugh I quit everyone I quit you can't see my hands bum I quit cuz I ran a batteries let's get watching I thought see you all in the next video

Channel: DanTDM

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Rating: 4.853148 out of 5

Keywords: virtual reality, htc vive, vive, vr, thediamondminecart, minecart, playthrough, dantdm, no swearing, no cursing, dr trayaurus, tdm, the diamond minecart, trayaurus, grim, challenge, app, free app, free app game, free game, dantdm vr, job simulator

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Length: 24min 24sec (1464 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 24 2016