DO NOT WORK AT THIS STORE | Night of the Consumers

here we go alright yeah it's been nine months guys I have to are you sure yeah fire flame flow listen it's been my my mom on the top bone the top I'm about to take a monster freakin dump yeah you a real Punk yeah alright alright I'm gonna come back with the bars cuz y'all know I still got I'm gonna tuck substitute was going on Cory kitchen Aaron welcome tonight of the consumer's guys haven't said my intro in over nine now I know resident evil 3 is out before I played that I had my eye on this game specifically when I was gone and I was like ill when I come back I want to play this game and before I start I gotta say thank you to everyone for such a beautiful welcoming back I don't know if y'all know but the return video that we did just a few days ago got number one on trending yeah I have never in my over 10 years of uploading videos on this website got number one on trending number like we was over Drake Drake ooh Drake sorry Jimmy Brooks Corey Kenshin came back to YouTube did you not hear I don't care about your left foot slide right slide whatever we gonna do week on slide I just want to say thank you guys and also be sure to follow my Instagram and my Twitter I should have plugged those freaking things in might return video such a freakin Oh Alan what did he freaking say he said the name of the game just very distorted unintelligible Oh down left right left right we can do up down okay do you hear him breathing yeah yeah I'm back with a bount attack finding diamonds are down today yeah I'm x I thought football yeah you bout to get on that but you just do a really weird scary voice you're late but hey so you know around here I'll cut you some slack we're not too busy on these like me so you can have a nice easy shift to help you get settled in I appreciate that but remember I've got a reputation to uphold here you won't have me looking like a fool in front of the other managers with you I would hope not this stores the best in town and I would like to keep it that way if any of my loyal customers are satisfied with your service be hearing about it now go find Jimmy he's been working here for a while now very loyal employee of mine he will show you the ropes but you stuff the locker all right first of all I'll rip if my manager is coming at me like that on my first day I'm sorry I gotta get a new job is that Baldy I'm out of there I'm not [Music] what what what I hope you're gonna clean that up I can't take this anymore I don't get paid enough for this dude what's going on the rude customers the endless amounts of sick thanks I've reached my breaking point listen it's up to you now there's still a lot of empty shelves out there they need to be stacked before we close you don't want to upset manager here take this it's all the notes I've made while working here those tips saved me time and time again press escape to view the note at any time whatever that means good look to heck with this place I'm out of here all right well why am i standing like this hey you there come here oh hey you there what's going on Employee of the Month Lester for outstanding commitment and attendance hygiene reading five-star clearly missing Lester whoa Nestor is misty missing all right that's not good that is not good [Music] okay where I can hear a low fight beat in here somewhere so our job is to stack we got the kitchen box we're in the kitchen aisle whoa what what's that clock what's that clock I hear I hear something I need a new toaster man what's this happening I got a hamster the other day the homey has already ate all his food I need to restock hamster food we're gonna freak his hamster food where's hamster food food thanks thanks bro leave me alone look at these customers these customers are crazy good evening please don't no not happening you know all right we need to get to the kitchen we need to stack this everybody leave me alone I got a job to do well if they see you they gonna run after you that's a hands down hand down man down I don't know why is is that okay let me fix let me pick it up put the knives in all right I hear somebody I'm here somebody laughing the freakin go that's one baby what's this pharmacy [Music] what do you want you look new here I can tell by the look on your face I need a coaster oh that's uh that's a where's that kitchen that's kitchen right it's freakin go what's the pharmacy where's the pharmacy they're running around here like freaking zombies there's a pharmacy I need a little bit of the burbly that's an alcohol I saw it I thought it yep let me alone pal Halloween Halloween where's Halloween here we go let's go get off me freakin stucco son well it goes right here we in here Bing bong Bing bong Bing Bing Bing bong bong boy hit him with the dope oh let's go what's this DIY are we right here baby let's get it come on bong Bing bong boom Bing come on let's get it that's two boxes down baby oh here we go video games yep another one no DJ Khaled on this one go go bong Bing boom yep yep let's go hey I lost my baby I want to speak to a manager no footsteps how's you gonna say hey find my baby if she wasn't behind me oh I get it so at the beginning the store isn't open yet you freaking animals we open at 8:00 all right there is no Black Friday sale there's no sales going on I'm not sure why you guys are out here like this but you're freaking animals so once you pick up a box do they come in no well they came in the last time video games video games aisle 11 you gotta remember that all right let me bring my mouse pad closer being here wait here let's go mm-hmm let's get it no no come on it's back no stop I hear somebody yep get away from me get the free once they see you there's no running where's the coffee all right follow me sir sorry follow me keep off please I have a schedule to maintain sir aisle three is the drinks now [Music] lady why's your doing car wheels in the store if you want to work out lead what do you want my protein shake or something to clean it up with okay what just happened cleaning supplies cleaning supplies ma'am if you could just follow me home cleaning the signs are literally labeled why are you dumb come on see this is why I don't be trying to ask like people where stuff is that in the store they got signs on purpose I can't put one box away guys come on nice give it to me yep come on stop it stop is that one person working in the store oh you can't click that button yep here we go all right do I have a time limit is that what's going on here please please let me put this away please thank you I'll put one thing away all right go back to the drinks excuse lady now ladies I lost my hate now again little you left the magico keep your freakin eyes on your child all right here we go get the drinks notice one says get out uh-huh yeah I need to get out of this freaking job there we go what what is the music change what does that mean [Music] Pharmacy does that mean it's cleanup time no no this man has a chainsaw in the latest game you want to gain you want a game this pain is hard alright I ain't getting caught by the manager look at him he's the red time's a charm we need in here like swing we're the first thing I'm gonna do is take all the boxes and put them in their respective aisles before the store opens right because the store doesn't open until you start opening those boxes so if I could just preset the boxes we will have no choice but to be victorious so that's the first thing we're gonna do take all the boxes food yup that goes in the food aisle videogames I'm starting to learn the layout of this freaking store in the video game aisle I bet job man I bet y'all man look at all this pet food I got my hands meat a hand asked one of our friendly colleagues for help look at his frickin face man it's the art style of this game it's just off and I ain't talking about the smash hit RPG game i'ma start with one of the boxes in the back of the store yeah so I can guarantee I'll finish this off no all right here we go I did all the prep all the store prep that I needed this is it this is it be in here no no leave me alone I'm just trying to stop here I can hear I can hear there's one right there gotta get it gotta get it yep be in here stock maybe stock come on I can hear him I can hear him coming one day food let's get it being aisle over let me start to catch up my hand is slipping off of my mouse right now here we go oh I forgot a box what does the toys go Oh twice's on the other side of the store I'm panicking I'm panicking toys is over there any magazines once with why is the time runnin oh oh a magazine what's the time like this she's right to my left she's to my left what the Frick is going on what let me just stock [Music] what is this toys what do you why I lost my baby let me go get up let's go freeze look how far he is look how far how do you beat this game try not to rage I'm really mu what am I getting stuck on that's the first problem DIY but why campus customers just read the signs everything is laid out you morons you should be able to find anything that you need if you just follow yeah I don't know how close I was but they set me up every time I lose it's that dang lady that can't find her freakin baby mom in the ear ladies and gentlemen the drink ru is so thirsty get out of here dude if they're chasing me what if I run in here oh we gotta test it this is everything I clearly did not know the rules going into this I can I can easily win the game now they never should have gave me a staff only room I'm camping by this freaking door go yep let's get it come on yes sir let's go this music is bad I took my box somehow this man caught me right at the freaking door come on yes sir yes sir yes sir let's go see when a music change I think the difficulty changes I think they gives you less time on purpose which is dumb because I'm still getting my work done fast oh my gosh dude stay away from me oh my gosh that's worries you're in the toy aisle lady go in here going here are you gonna ask where the toys I you're in the toy aisle take your Hunchback of Notre Dame so funny come on we're buying these oh my gosh I can hear it up where the other boxes at there's one pet food why was this not where it's supposed to be a sofa where's the furniture it's my last time guys it's no freaking way dude I don't understand I mean even with me pre setting up the store I will not be defeated this day what do you want how did I catch you at the door it's me freaked away from me what's a box right there some box right there I'm going for it Wow you thought buddy you thought look all that toilet paper you just knocked over I've been wiping my butt with leads for the past three days and he's just gonna knock that over why is in Maggie's heart I could definitely do it but it's hard alright guys I've been playing this for a while even pre setting up the store it's just when I get to like seven boxes if they find you you got about four seconds to get them to where they need to be we're gonna end it there guys know me to give it another shot you already know what to do with that like buttons this is a samurai's slice that like button subscribe today to doing the same right and until next time of Resident Assistants this is bullcrap [Music] my name is Gary kimchi [Music] you win perfect

Channel: CoryxKenshin

Views: 16,230,280

Keywords: night, of, the, consumer, night of the consumers, scary, horror, game, lets, play, playthrough, walkthrough, jumpscare, creepy, retro, ps1, styled, coryxkenshin, cory, kenshin, funny, hilarious, moments, reaction, scream, store, working, at

Id: oWQaNt3X0Iw

Length: 23min 0sec (1380 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 14 2020

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[u/fizzyfizzmizz]

I watched this yesterday and all I could think of was how realistic it was to Target lmao love Cory