I Had to CENSOR This Minecraft Map..

this map is called uh welcome to trouble in christmas town and i'm a little bit worried that it's actually a murder mystery involving santa what is going on in here oh wait bye santa see you later buddy joking i'm gonna kick your butt i'm a turkey that's right it's not too far away from christmas so i thought why not play a minecraft christmas map i don't think we've actually done that in a very long time and i think i found a good one i haven't seen any reviews on this nothing else it could be terrible could it it could also be great yeah um forgot about this if you are unfamiliar as to why this happened this was to do with minecraft championships 13 and um yeah i've turned into a female santa merry thickness everyone today we are this lady this map is called welcome to trouble in christmas town and i'm a little bit worried that it's actually a murder mystery involving santa either he's the culprit or the uh you know but i thought it'd be fun to try cause i've done an adventure map in a stupid amount of time so let me hit this click your chosen response below uh nito start map that's what i was looking for beautiful okay so that's where all the text is gonna go minimal rules i like that let's go oh current objective speak to chief bonbon oh look at these guys hold on a second are you seeing what i'm seeing this is definitely a villager with a mask on i could see his mouth just underneath maybe this is where treyarch went after all this time he's been working at the north pole how do we know who chief bonbon is are you chief bonbon chief bonbon who is oh what is this oh no mate is this triurus if there's one elf that's in prison it's probably true where's where's bonbon bomb oh oh well aren't you looking fancy chief bonbons overnight sleeping arrangements great hello i hope your flight to christmas town was a comfortable one detective we're all very grateful that you're here oh i'm a detective a pretty thick one uh and why am i here they didn't tell you santa's gone missing oh no this is serious stuff wait what are these two options option number one you think he's been assassinated question mark let's jump into conclusions pretty quickly or i'm sure he's just drunk and lost also uh jumping in the conclusion that santa is a drunkard uh let's do this one we can't afford to take that chance you must find santa and quickly the toy factory is where we were seen last i suggest you try there okay speak to the full man at the toy factory at least i got me some food free stack of steaks i'll take it um what happened to you are you is everyone okay i may be trying to grab the mask off this uh this gentleman but i really want to know what happened to this guy here begins our christmas adventure wow this place looks this place looks incredible oh oh yeah it said that there was a few of these to find i think there's 12 maybe well guys if you're excited for a minecraft adventure map hit the like button and also most of you guys are watching aren't subscribed that's gonna get you on the naughty list so check below the video see if you're subscribed if you're not the the subscribe button will be red i think so um tap that click that whatever you need to do that'd be greatly appreciated okay they've definitely just taken the minecraft villagers and oh wait a second i'm pretty sure this isn't legal paul paul have they got you trapped here let me see if i can oh no yeah paul's gonna be mad at me paul i'm sorry i did oh okay about about this is the tinkering emporium i need to go to the toy factory where's the toy factory at is it here star mix residence do not enter collapse likely i almost walked in and then i saw the red on the ground this looks like a toy factory hello here we go foreman's office ding-a-ling oh hello you're the detective they call in uh am i right how can i help you could have said to have all the proof i need or where all the factory workers i'm just going straight in uh what i didn't do it what proof could you possibly have how come the rotor next to you says you didn't clock into work yesterday huh or why is i kidnap santa written on your shirt with blood i feel like they've gone for the budgie option of detective which is uh which is me what do we say i've got myself into a bit of a pickle here uh let's do the top one i was uh worried sick about santa i couldn't bring myself to come to work santa wasn't missing until yesterday afternoon why didn't you clock in in the morning oh are you going to cry cry like a baby wait are we on we completed the game already i'm going to say you're going to cry no i don't even care that he's gone in fact i'm glad maybe i'll finally get my promotion wait the perfect motive it wasn't me believe me miss caramel will confirm i was with her yesterday just don't tell my wife this is getting deep um i'm gonna go and tell your wife right now el mayo wait please give me back my house key oh foreman starmix what is happening speak to the foreman's wife at the starmix residence i just straight up jacked his key and i'm gonna tell his wife that she's been cheated on this has got very deep extremely quickly i don't know if i should be the man to do this but let's see what happens starmix residence let me just eat i need i need some confidence i've gone from detective like straight up police detective searching for santa to um a marriage detective i guess give me your candy i'm also a thief hello oh that's definitely wrong oh this could be awkward as well wait a second miss caramel mrs oh no this can be very awkward thank kevin i thought you were my husband coming home early you cannot tell him about my affair with miss caramel hold on a second what have i walked into i mr starmix is cheating on mrs stomach's but mrs stomach is also cheating on mr stomachs you guys definitely need to leave each other um your husband is also having an affair what a coincidence with the same person wait your secret is safe with me i do need to confirm an alibi we could keep it secret hold on we might be able to use it against them later uh no i'm telling it is true my darling i have been seeing your husband as well as you separately i am sorry mrs starmix i don't care for him just promise me you will be mine and only mine onwards i promised my luck okay who wrote this map who wrote this map no there's not even a door to lock i might need to send to this next part um [Music] hold on a second it's getting all hot under my uh my turkey hat right now okay let me just yeah my friend typed that we were talking anyway let's confirm an alibi can you confirm that foreman starmix was with you all of yesterday he is a suspect in the kidnapping of santa did foreman starmix cry like a little baby when he found out that santa was kidnapped i'm just gonna do the top one let's get down to business things have got weird very very quickly yes i was with him he didn't kidnap santa he's too much of a coward i can tell you who might have though you tell if you ask me i reckon rudolph had something to do with santa's disappearance they've had beef since santa heard him calling him a fat budget gandalf last christmas wow rudolph all that bullying finally got to you huh the reindeer state was where he spends his days you won't get him without something to bribe him with take this hay i can't thank you enough just don't tell foreman starmix about the yeah yeah yeah it's uh no no that's we do have a fat stack of hay uh where are the reindeer stables my mind is already turned to mush who writes this stuff i feel like we've got to meet so many more of the elves as well are you guys sane or are you guys insane because i feel like everyone's insane around here i feel like paul was my only friend and i made him very angry do you forgive me paul wait a second the polar bears have you saw that too right the stables the stables where are the stables i saw them earlier but there were no reindeers so oh it's here let's have a look rudolph bro where are you oh wait we accept bribes i i trade you one fat stack of hay where are you am i'm about to get jumped by reindeers i think rudolph rudolph they had no time for messing around what's going on here no no no no no no no we know what's going to happen here hold on a second in every adventure map we play usually the horror ones there is a basement and that means bad things will happen so i need to be careful rudolph why you looking so angry you know in real life i don't trust horses horses kind of freak me out a little bit and this is why look at his eyes look look square into his eyes and tell me you don't see red right rudolph what have you done to this man oh this is vixen i should have known hey vixen just uh just chilling what is going on in here oh wait about your eyes young ones avert your eyes um yeah there's no look left hello is there anyone i can talk to around oh big toffee what's good bro you look very intimidating staff only comet blitzen i need to see the main man rudolph donna uh gum fingers hold on a second who's this buttons what are your kid uh where can i find rudolph ha that dumb reindeer never leaves the vip lounge good luck getting him out of there i need to speak to him how do i get into the vip lounge you can't unless you can persuade one of the three elf crime bosses to lend you some veg but they're tough to please persuade one of the three elf crime bosses that's one of um that's one of these guys right i need to find the one with a block next to it ah sir we need to have some words can i uh can i get past um only vips or those bringing valuable vegetables may enter okay where are these mob bosses how do i talk to another one um oh wait oh wait wait carrot juice tomato chocolate wafer i'm gonna take all these give me give me give me give me hello guys how are oh wait what oh these mob bosses are crazy a lead ice cream cone a purple turtle a cut-off tongue or a prawn cracker um i don't think that's anything that i need raindrops malone cube of snot perfectly straight french fry half full of green beans that sounds like what i need or a set square ah i think i found it so i can trade the chocolate wafer for the prawn cracker what a deal what an amazing deal and then prawn cracker for the set square bear with me bear with me guys this is uh let me have a snack real quick this is gonna work so next up set square trade for the beautiful wicker table this is this is pure mafia work right here we're going to be in big trouble soon uh lead ice cream cone we need to hide from the feds after this uh after this we need oh we can't do any of those trades wait wait wait big man gum fingers what what's good bro the rare trading card which i'm very tempted to keep but i must trade it for a perfectly straight french fry also pretty tempted to keep this you know uh ladder with the metal sides we're getting there i'm gonna trade this for no not with you with you for a cut off tongue is this the final one that we need it is not i've got a cube of snot i could trade that for the river viewed from above this might be it guys this might be the last one no it's not i need the turtle shell there we go this song is so annoying now so annoying handful of green beans look at them beautiful wait who is this in here no you have to blur that you have to blur that that's hilarious it has to be pixelated i'm sorry uh excuse me sir i have this yes rudolph what's good bro wait which one's wait which one's it must be you rudolph what's good bro oh no i didn't mean to sit on you please oh i'm so sorry i have disrespected the great rudolph um i'm just gonna press the button to see what happens why are you interrupting my 3 p.m i need to ask you some questions oh oh wait wait what's happening you'll never take me alive and i'm not gonna hide in the toy factory so don't look for me there look for rudolph for the toy factory guys i'm not gonna lie to you what's happened fix it i'm not gonna ask you about what happened to this man all right let's never talk about this again uh let's go to the toy factory where we may lose our lives rudolph's an absolute tyrant hello rudolph you're rudolph what have you been up to fella are you through here i haven't actually been through here yet submit what does that mean oh hold on a second well i don't think i'm supposed to be here hold on no i'm definitely gonna go back i i don't think i'm supposed to be here rudolph you better not be working with this guy up here where's rudolph oh maybe i do need to go down there i don't think rudolph's here rudolph rudolph what are you doing buddy huh what you've been up to maybe i do need to go down here there's like a code instructions maybe i should have just stayed here dude we're on our last few bits of coal i told you to store the spare fuel into those carts weeks ago make sure the items are evenly split between the carts and placed in the first four slots only in alphabetical order okay not wooden not fuel not wooden fuel wooden not fuel wooden fuel so what is wooden fuel i don't actually know a wooden shovel is fuel a [ __ ] oh geez i don't know the answers to this oh no guys i don't know this oh so that's where that's where the lava goes so i know where this goes i know where this goes so this goes in here because it's not wooden fuel this goes in here because it is wooden fuel next up we have not wooden and not fuel so any item that is not wood and not fuel um that is not wood and not fuel that is not wood and not fuel my brain actually hurts not wood and not fuel take it then there's one more i feel like kelp is a fuel isn't it all right let's put these three in here and they need to be in alphabetical order so this this and this unless that's carpet i don't know and the last one's wooden not fuel so anything that you can't fuel but it's wooden i'm gonna have to cheat i'm cheating don't tell santa please so blaze rod and boats can be used can kelp be used a chest can be used oh man i'm learning things today chest a boat blaze rods so we need this wooden fuel boat chest blaze rod is not wooden fuels let's switch those around what we got left can a shield a crossbow works you can burn up a crossbow all right wooden fuel so we need chest first crossbow seconds it depends whether they do it by the first letter or the like shovel or boat do you know what i mean i think that's in order okay we've got those down other sources of fuel we need two more sources of fuel it's kelp right is it kelp so dried kelp blocks can be fuel so that is gonna go in this one uh like that wooden not fuel so this this this and this that would make sense bee hive campfire s t okay those cannot be used as fuel and then finally we have okay one of these is fuel and one of them isn't is cactus of fuel it is not it must be kelp let me see what happens not wooden not fuel uh let's move all these along boom kelp couldn't go here yes i cheated but yes let's go whoa into the dark depths of the toy factory who knows what could be next oh no oh this isn't gonna be good is it okay more instructions let's read dude dude why haven't you completed the trial run for our new crossbow toy i don't care what child protection laws we're breaking santa wants them tested make sure you hit all 10 targets uh okay let's grab let's grab everything why not oh this is cute okay i'm gonna be able to do this don't worry that's two i'll take that you're gonna make me do park walk so i really don't feel like doing that today all right three uh oh four down here we'll take it oh this is gonna be annoying five wait there's a ten right that's kind of wild ah there's one up okay six i'm gonna have to keep looking up now as well here we go seven see this toy is working out pretty well so far actually eight but there's two more um where could they be parkour master coming in oh there's one there i didn't even see that one bob and finally ah found you okay sweet come on don't be like this crossbow toy works perfect though let's go through this is a huge toy factory i mean i guess it needs to be um are more puzzles potions oh no why are you doing this i feel like i need more instructions oh no wait don't make me do potion brewing don't make me do a potion how behind on your work are you you haven't been you haven't even finished assembling all the variety gift packages there's three left to go each cart needs five items based on the receivers for specific requests the first slot should contain a banner oh no a banner with the desired pattern second potion third tool fourth desired snack and fifth should be their desired flower the flowers aren't labeled you better oh okay now i'm being an elf i would like a yellow banner with a magenta diamond in the middle of it of course you would yellow banner magenta diamonds uh okay yellow banner with a magenta diamond but there's no patterns here i don't know i don't know how to do this oh i can do this okay so we need magenta diamond in the middle uh this that's what you want isn't it little lozenge yep got it a patient will make me stronger when i drink it strength potion oh i'm not googling it no i'm googling it so we need water so let's do this uh let's grab three because we're gonna make more of these anyway that's kind of cool i like that alright awkward potions in there boys face powder fire that up and i think it's just blaze powder afterwards all right no i'm gonna get all these orders done because this is just some elf work right here and i'll see you when i'm done all right okay i think my uh my work here is done i'm just gonna a few notes real quick let's have a look through what the gift gift receivers wanted so we've got yellow banner with a diamond strength potion shears i think this is wrong but we'll find out melon slice and a peony i think give receiver two light blue banner which is actually pretty sick look at this thing it's got a globe on it very cool indeed invisibility potion iron hole cooked salmon and a pink tulip gift receiver three definitely not on the good list not on the naughty list on the weird list i'll read you his book in a second this banner poison potion shears dried kelp and question mark flower let me put that back i don't know why i put that there look at this though uh i would like a potion that will poison my crush's spouse um cobweb's in his attic and he wants to munch on dry kelp because he hates himself uh let's see if this is right i don't think it's going to be but let's see what happens uh oh no yes yes okay this one's the tool for sure i don't know which tool he wants so i'm just gonna i'm just gonna guess uh i'm actually gonna get the axe i think it might be the axe to be honest with you yeah okay sweet let's see what happens oh is this rudolph hello sir what's gonna happen to this man he's not looking as evil right now actually from the side they look pretty happy but if you go to the the front it looks like he's got his like eyebrows down terrifying oh you actually caught up to me even after i hooked up all the door locks to tislish unfit i can't even say that word what is that word meticulous unfinished factory tasks it's over rudolph where's santa fine i'll spill what i know and for the record i didn't kidnap santa he's gone into hiding uh you're lying pray tell detective how do you imagine i a mere reindeer without hands would have managed to kidnap santa hmm you did you said i gagged him with my reins then who did it no one are you really that dumb i just told you he went into hiding how can i find him i don't know but i know who does you need to enter the slums oh man cool through this drain pipe on your cross under the class divide find a woman by the name of minty mintz she knows where he is but don't tell her i sent you now get out of my sight two legs all right mate punch i'm gonna ride yeah that's right now what now what to the sewers my friends uh oh yeah my objectives have changed minty mints in the slums let's go let's see what this is gonna look like i know this little trick let's go the slums everyone where the bad elves go i don't really know who do i need to find minty mints uh hello minty mints general goods oh yeah this oh oh you've been here a while and tell by the facial hair oh yeah these these houses ain't looking too hot even the flowers of the minty mints i have been looking for you how are you you are not from around here i can tell what do you need rudolph said you know where santa's gone fortunately for you my loyalty to santa is all but diminished so i'll tell you areas he's hidden himself in the ice cave back on the rich side of christmas town we've been there why would he do that he's needed the factory because he's in trouble with the international labor rights association someone was scheduled to inspect his practices and let's just say he's due some years behind bars oh no i mean the workers have been going unpaid for decades so that's kind of the biggie that's why i quit as his factory deputy how has it not been an uprising there have been countless attempts but his military are all too powerful are we going to see the military santa's military i'm scared there have been countless attempts i've already read that how do i access the ice cave you can't unless you get hold of some tnt to unlock the entrance the military military tower the other end of the slums will have some uh take this toy grapple shooter i stole from the factory with it you can hook onto buttons on lapis blocks to scale the wall it's your life you'd be risking thank you minty mints beautiful late lady beautiful lady all right we need to go to the military tower hello friends how are look at these guys um one half loaf per household per day only those refusing to work in the coal mines will not be legible wow wow wow oh look at this bread does look tasty though santa is watching you he's running some kind of new world order i don't like this uh where are the lapis blocks what does this say authorized personnel only i don't think so come here i missed you didn't see that yeah oh do i let you just go in there idiots i'm out let's go down more slums more sewers right where are we at guys hello should not announce myself definitely should not announce myself what is my mission i forgot grapple into the ministry zone next to the slums acquire some tnt shh oh secret achievement as well let's go dude what's the general's orders our latest transcript from elf based 12 reports for military ambush on our explosive transport vehicle by enemy penguin forces our supplies of tnt have run out it is important we press forward to win back what the invading penguins have captured and hope for the preservation of santa's rule that we win this war he's going to war with the penguins it seems pretty extreme if you guys have got any tnt spare though i could definitely do with some hello fellas oh oh here they are look at them they're firing oh santa's got tanks what is happening guys you thought christmas was all innocent it definitely is not i can grapple up here now i'm infiltration the penguins oh stuff's about to get wild do not kill me do not kill me no no i'm glad i took this armor geez i could be in massive trouble any more aggressive penguins to take out i just need some tnt and then i'm out of here oh i hear more i hear more where are they are they up oh they're not up ah where did you come from his stupid face i've only come for the tnt that's all i want where is it oh underground secret tunnel very dark down here be quiet you didn't see anything hey this is cool i like that that was a very sneaky little tunnel hello sir how how are you what how did you breach my castle hold on you're not one of the tyrants elves who are you um give me the tnt no i don't know why you want to help santorini's elves penguins used to inhabit the north pole then they came and booted us into antarctica oh sorry i had no idea nobody does we deserve justice no doubt you're still going to give them back all this tnt though am i right i just need a little for personal use buddy please oh you're actually not so bad then fine you can take this but i'll tell my guys not to attack you on your way out thank you thank you guys um i feel kind of bad now i definitely betrayed them but let's not talk about that see you later fellas thanks for the tnt it's even called stolen tnt as well i like their style so how do i get out i need to leave i thought it was up here but it turns out you can't just jump okay you can jump the wall never mind guys i've got it use the tnt to enter the ice cave at the back of christmas town oh so i literally just need to go now i'm down i'll meet you i'm you guys there ah return to christmas town the rich district they didn't have to put that in in brackets they didn't have to do that that's mean there was this cave i can't actually remember it was down one of these side streets i'm sure of it there it is there it is there it is okay so this is what the tnt is used for i need to put it on this redstone here whoa that was scary oh my goodness find santa santa your punk you're under arrest boy am i gonna have to slice santa and actually ruin christmas for everyone let's see it seems like a pretty elaborate hiding place yo santa i'm not gonna lie if you give me a ps5 for christmas then maybe i'll let you go free alright maybe just maybe yo that is that that isn't santa not that in santa that you're not science right you've been playing minecraft that's what you've been doing down here how on earth did you find me down here christmas is around the corner santa the elves need you and you're hiding out in a cave playing minecraft it was i knew it i knew it i i recognized it from the pixels it's saying no um i'm pretty sure you were hey can't they manage it on their own i mean we've been doing christmas for how many years now you hid down here because the international labor rights association was scheduled to perform an inspection on your toy factory right those nosy suit wearers would ruin me if they found out about my practices who were you supposed to be anyway some kind of detective he's got me i mean false that's not the first time i've been mistaken for a detective since i arrived here then who on earth are you i'm the inspector scheduled to assess your toy factory oh so that says santa oh santa and may i say your mouth practices go beyond unacceptable unpaid employees forcing the poor to work for food what kind of town is this please have some understanding there is a full-on war going on over the hill do you know that is unsafe for your employees absolutely no social distancing measures taking place anywhere you know we're in the middle of a global pandemic right this looks bad yeah it does santa myself and the rest of the international labor rights association are gonna have to shut down your factory effective immediately don't do this it's christmas santa santa i know you've got one no one else has one in one of these pockets you've got a ps5 if you just if you just give me one is there one in here you just get oh wait there's one of these though um if you just give me one of those buddy i'll let it slide everything the war the bombs the no pay one loaf of bread i'll let it all slide said no as for you you're under arrest santa don't expect to ever be let out of jail very well i suppose i'll just have to make it go missing as well oh what the sass bring it boy oh oh he's got x you ain't gonna make it through here are you bye santa see you later buddy joking i'm gonna kick your butt i wanted a ps5 and you won't give me one i've been nice so nice and you just haven't been turns out everyone's erased from the naughty list apart from you it's taking a long time uh this isn't the right sword as well does he yes congratulations christmas is ruined but you did the right thing christmas is ruined and it's all because of me you can all bow down before me christmas is ruined because of me guys how how do you feel oh you're shaking your head too um how do you feel oh no i don't think people like me this is bad um oh yes this is sad um i know someone that will like me paul paul what's good buddy how you doing i don't think he likes me either that was hilarious man it was so funny those are some bits so i might have to just jiggle around you know for the youtube rules and stuff but this was a hilarious map it was obviously made recently because of the whole social distance and references but i thoroughly enjoyed it guys thank you so much for watching and if you're new around here hit that sub button too uh because if you're not subscribed what you're doing check just below the video that'd be greatly appreciated let me know as well in the comment section down below if there's any other maps you would like me to play this one was really fun and there's not been many around i've been struggling to find them recently so uh let me know what you find and i'll play it so thank you guys so much again for watching merry christmas and i'll see you in the next one goodbye you

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Length: 33min 33sec (2013 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 17 2020