Minecraft, but Crouching is OP!

you're about to watch a man go crazy isolated on a new hardcore minecraft world by himself the only way that he can obtain new items and blocks is by crouching can he defeat the ender dragon before he goes mad this is the documentary following his journey go on subscribe it'll really help him out ah the sun is rising look at the cows don't know why i said that welcome to a brand new hardcore world which seems incredibly strange to say but um this time we can't be looting that doesn't happen instead we just uh oh it worked it actually worked i've got a peony beautiful and a mossy cobblestone wall this is my this is the start of a beautiful base stone hole hey that ain't bad wait can we hold this wait hold on look at this stuff what did i just get i got near the right leggings this challenge is gonna be easy let's go so goal is to beat the ender dragon with uh just random stuff so i guess i should just probably um sit here and squad you know just uh just keep on squatting get whoa we're getting things we've got oh my god diamond shovel a bucket of puffer fish oh my word remember i can't gather resources so we're just gonna have to keep on shifting and see what we get look at that look at the items pouring out can i get a chest please i would love a chest that would be great is that a nether right helmet oh man there's two near the right helmets what is going on now the right helmet there it is gimme this is actually really weird way to play minecraft so what's on the list i guess a bowl arrows or anything else to throw at the ender dragon we need ender pearls we need blaze powder which we've kind of already got a little bit of right let's um i feel like if we walk and just press shift this is so dumb right i'm going to the desert i'm going let's see if we can complete minecraft without mining and just getting things that arrive magically when we squat does it come out of our butt who knows it might do i feel like we should try and make a house out of these blocks it shall be the greatest house that was ever built ever oh no no no no this is the house i built i need a few more blocks what other blocks did i get i need to check i'm gonna use this for now i just need to no why are you in my house right these guys are going down perfect this spider needs to go down and then i should be able to sleep right please let me sleep look at it it's glorious and i have one piece of like homely furniture a uh a humble piece of carpet yes ah feels good to be alive let's put this in here what else do we get i'm kind of missing out on things oh wait i need to hold on hold on hold on hold on my house beautiful right i guess we just um sit over here and squat a little bit see what happens paintings whole diamonds random spawn eggs a campfire bro this is not part of the challenge but i kind of want to put up paintings ah make a homely place i feel cuthbert this is cuthbert the spider here's the main protagonist here apart from me oh home sweet home that actually looks kind of cozy why am i why am i tearing up phantom spawn egg salmon spawn egg uh donkey wait do i have a i don't have a saddle oh no hello sir i left the lead somewhere as well i'm so dumb i need to protect this guy at all costs i need a lead can i just poop out a lead real quick give me a lead i need a lead we've gotta tom let's go and a block of diamond what give me this yes oh this is so good so good i've got a whole house made of random objects which isn't really what i was supposed to be doing but it works kind of doing it for the principal you know it's beautiful just look at it there's my lead wait horus yo horace i almost forgot about you not gonna lie can you come back here please we need to get a random saddle and then you can be ours we can travel into the distance together skeleton horse a spawn egg do i get rid of them you all don't look at me like that i know i can't see your eyes don't look at me like that oh it's beautiful not as beautiful as you because this guy doesn't have skin i think we need to go to sleep let's go to sleep before the nasties come come on horace you got this buddy ah day two complete diamond pickaxe we are just winning oh it's got another sword my god i'm insane all we need is enough isa vendor to get to the end and then we're pretty much good to go as long as we've got the other goods is that steve's head we can display steve uh above our beds where we sleep because he can keep us company give him a quick rub on the forehead and you're good good luck forever ah finally a fence i can finally put you there okay um we need to tame you we still need a saddle right love me please you're my only friend why are you saying no what is he actually saying no excuse me come on no no no don't be like this fine don't make me go and get this skeleton horse i don't actually know where he's gone nevermind oh wait we now have a new buddy hey what's going on dudes how's it going welcome to the welcome to the house i spend our first night together here with steve and the cat music go away oh i sleep right underneath steve's head that's perfect i think i'm going insane you know when someone's like stranded on a desert island all by themselves yeah i've slowly gone insane it didn't even take me that long [Laughter] stop i just got electron hey okay sweet i need to stock up on um fireworks and stuff too i just picked up bedrock i've got actual bedrock and another end portal as well this is so dumb well so i need to place some bedrock there you go my bedrock house the bedrock section of my house is now complete well well well what do we have here who's gonna know no one's gonna know they're gonna know but uh we've beaten the of dragon already um the proof is right there [Music] right this latest trail of items has produced a honey block an emerald nether right hoe near the right swords not ah end the pole how did i miss that gimme thank you sir right we need um we need more look at all this stuff you know where i've been because there's just a whole load of stuff behind it hey i know it looks like trash but don't mean you can just climb it however you want whenever you want all right get down get down to the sacred sacred place why is that builder why did i build a house what am i doing i had to go to my avenger oh yes i actually kind of want to try and see if we can make an end portal here the problem is i think you need i think you need lava underneath i might be wrong though i'm not too sure you know what if we get the stuff that we need i'll just do it we've got four already that's pretty good we've got the dragon egg another debug stick we actually got the dragon egg this house is going to be ridiculous the next generation oh we did it we've got the head and we've got the egg on a piece of bedrock isn't that just beautiful say yes say yes right now my main problem with the ender dragon is gonna be getting arrows so maybe if we get a fletcher we can trade for arrows if only i was good enough at minecraft to kill the ender dragon with beds there it is the netherrite chest plate cover me in debris that's right look at me all from squatting someone from my back end hey guess what my brain it's turned into mush i'm seeing these items but it's just not going in you know so even if i get something i need i'm just not gonna see it it's all blurred into one finally i've made him i've made him soon soon my friend soon i will defeat the ender dragon for you for you only and cuthbert is that what i called him my god i only need three more i need three more to complete the portal the problem is if i make the eyes of ender and they don't work i'm gonna have to get some more i just saw something i need there's a fletching table right there there it is that's right so let me see if i can give this guy a job you want a job you want a job fella take the job take take it please i can even give you an extra bed that's right i'm i'm feeling mad generous buddy can you can you just take the job please and he just desperately take the job you want to be a fletcher don't you don't you yes you do yes you do get in the boat get in the boat right now come here that's what i'm talking about yes one emerald 16 arrows okay uh boat now i knew i kept those emeralds for some reason let's go should we trade these for these 51 arrows let's go now we just need the end portal and i'm gonna stand in my pile of items and try and get them right the sun is setting i think it's time it's time to sleep and then we can try this out for real oh come on don't ruin this night for me let me sleep let me see there we go okay so sleepy time and now i'll praise be crazy i've actually got a new guy uh you i forgot your name but cuthbert i think i'm out of here buddy i hope i'm out of here so if we do one two three one two three so if if this doesn't work i have wasted all of these please work i don't want to press i don't want to press shift anymore i don't want to be crouching please no oh why why didn't it work i have um i have another idea so i'm gonna get stacked up ready to go we should go and find the stronghold then we can just squat for ender poles while we're there we have enough blaze powder we just need to do the rest i think we're ready to go i haven't forgotten anything and even if i do then that means that i can just crouch and get some back so humble abode it has been it has been emotional like really emotional i don't know why i made this but i did i feel sad actually look at this thing it's majestic it's beautiful and you still don't love me one more hug before we go see you later buddy see you later keep it safe for me all right this way i am going yonder let's go and see how many eyes the vendor actually needs oh oh we've actually passed it don't break yes we passed it never mind it's here it just went down it just went down oh my god it's down here yo we found it okay i need to be careful here i don't want to die this is it yes okay sweet let's smash these smash these get rid of this how many are we gonna have to get because i could have i could have got these already i need all of them ah i need six more okay um i'm gonna make a little little safe space in here and we're just gonna have to hold um shift any other render paths in here any other render pulse i don't think there is but i only need one more one more and then i'm good one more of either i'm just gonna stand in this hole and wait till it happens and then i've got the small task of beating the ender dragon but i think we'll be fine oh yes yes okay so now we need to make the eye of and to make 12. should we place these in oh it sounds beautiful oh let me eat some cake celebratory cake guys are we ready i think we're ready we've got some food we're gonna have to just deal with the rest and see what happens here comes the oh i thought i forgot a bow for a second it comes down to this can you complete minecraft only crouching we're about to find out huh please be a good please please be good stop crouching stop crouching why do i keep crouching i think i might actually change into my elytra just so if i do get knocked off i can just fly uh we've got totems anyway we've got opi apples if we get caught by enderman i think that's the only way we die oh here it is let's see our enchanted golden apple which we have 18 of by the way and let's do this here we go oh man i've never actually eaten an enchanted golden apple before i don't think that's kind of wild isn't it all right that's two down oh they did massive damage dudes massive damage and another one i am hearing these i just looked at enderman i just looked at an enemy oh no no no no no no let's not do this oh no oh no how did i look at that many there's no way guys i think i um i think i might be dead here how did i look at that many dudes i'm gonna eat another one of these i think oh geez what did i say what did i say was gonna kill me huh what did i say was gonna kill me uh let's put these here okay sweet no i'm dead i'm dead there's no way there's no way i don't believe it i think i'm gonna die of all things i'm gonna die to enderman oh my god i'm an idiot i'm an actual idiot i don't even have enough time to put my chest plate on that's how bad this is okay i think i know what to do i think i know what to do we eat this we eat this that's right let me switch to this now we've got oh did i just get saved please tell me i just got saved no did not get saved how do i look at this many oh i'm insane i'm insane yes let's go okay now i need to switch to these oh my god dude i've got one more totem left one more holy cow how did i manage that oh got it okay sweet this is um there's a lot of these towers and they're really tall i don't know why they're so tall a dragon's coming in i've never really done this before oh i should not have done that let's see another one of these why did i just fly that far that was bad i need to find out where the rest of these are just leave me alone please no no no no no no no i'm not dying now let's come down this push come down to punch okay okay it's damaged oh this is why you use electro baby what oh i forgot how crazy the ender dragon is man absolutely insane price coming down this is our chance hit it with a few shots hit it big great shots okay let's go underneath oh that's big damage oh that's big damage let's go dude that's huge damage we could actually do this we could actually do this i just crouched i don't need to crouch i got this oh midair i'm actually here in midair i'm so confident i'm using trick shots what is going on why have i become op look at me might kill the end dragon mid-air don't make me land an actual act shot [Music] we did it let's go oh man two hours and 30 minutes that took me holy cow no looking at enderman let me lap up this experience real nice give me give me give me and the challenge is complete hardcore minecraft only crouching get out of my face hey what's good let's do a little sleepy sleep so our guy outside doesn't die we did it oh man to be fair we were absolutely stacked but my big brain move with this guy and the emeralds worked sad this didn't work but here we are oh man i'm going to sleep see you later uh

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Length: 19min 39sec (1179 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2021