-All right. We're checking out
the only game where what looks like the Squid Game,
red light, green light girl, with her dead fish eyes stares
at you while telling you to make it right. It's Brain Love. Whenever I open up a game,
and this is the very first scene, I stop questioning my own sanity,
and I start questioning the developers of mobile gaming. This may remind you of Brain Love Story,
but there are even more drugs here, I assume. Ah, yes. Obviously, making it right can only
ever be done with an eraser. Great. The very next scene
is a shark wearing lip gloss that's trying to take a bite out
of a mermaid Daenerys. What the hell am I suppose to do here? Wha-- [laughs]. Okay, so this is not
an erase style thing. You just get rid of the water. Makes total sense. Congratulations. I don't feel
like I need to be congratulated. She doesn't even look happy. She just looks annoyed. Find the star. Is this overweight Thor? This looks like overweight Thor. Is there anything in your stomach?
-Nope. -Are you hiding the star in your pants?
-No. -Obviously, it's under the beer. Oh, I found the stars. Third level and this has
a fantastic combination of stretch marks and alcoholism. Help them stop the fire. This is the creepiest rendition
of the little fire girl I think I have ever seen in life. Am I suppose to drag this? Oh, I draw. Can I draw tears streaming down
from her demonic eyes. This is-- Since she got involved in this game,
I'm gonna give her a little voice. Let me out. Oh, yeah.
My cursive is fantastic. So how long we'll let this hose be? Oh, yeah. The hose is gonna go up here,
around the fire, choke the girl out, up the nose,
out the cranium, and eventually, bam. Totally, worked. This drawing of the little girl,
it looks as if though The Ring girl and the girl from The Grudge had a child. She has the personality, too. I just saved a bunch of lives
and she's like, "No." Don't worry little Satanica,
you can watch the people burn when you're older. Tidy up the room. With the gauntlet. Do I just snap my fingers? Oh, you have to- you have to put
the gem stones in. Hold on. This is great. I'm gonna clean this
room, and I'm also gonna get rid of half of all humanity. I love how there's this trash bag here,
but it is totally body shaped. It's like Thanos who's over
at drunk Thor's house. He wakes up, he sees this. There's just bra's,
and I don't even know what this is. Looks like Thor's Play-Doh set. I have a way to fix this. Bam. Got rid of all the furniture, too. Got rid of Thor's roommate as well. 50/50 after all. What's missing? Besides the S in missing? Hold on.
I think I can draw the other one. Can I put the S in? It's not gonna accept that, eh? All right. Well, this is either a discus,
okay, or if you have a little bit more creativity,
I love how the discus is flesh colored, it could also be a human head. There's the little neck right there. That really kinda just looks more like
a spinal column. Here is a frown. Put some eyes in, and there you go. Got it. Match him with someone. William Holston, he's 23. This guy looks like the kid
from every jeans commercial ever. He's got better complexion
than most anime characters. What is this?
This like Disney's Rapunzel? I don't know.
I don't want you. Oh, I don't have a--
Oh, I can. Okay. I was- I was like,
"Can I still say no to this people?" Ow, what the hell? What the hell?
I did not say yes to this. No, we're-
no, we're getting rid of everyone. No, not you. Aren't you in Mortal Kombat? All right, Taylor Swift,
she's always in this games. You look incredibly judgmental,
I like it. Oh, it's a match.
I did it. I-- Why? Now I'm kinda curious. How far would it let it me go? Solve the question. Girl plus-- [chuckles] Of course. I love how the raptor's
down here he's like, "What does it all mean?" Could it be the lemons? -Nope.
-No. Could it be the apples?
-No. -Nope. Could it be excessiveness? See, you all thought when I said this game
had more drugs than the other games that I was kidding, didn't you? Which one is the real dog? I-I don't know. All their asses look the same. Do I have to like slap the dog ass? What is this? Oh, it's just which one gets pet. Leave it to me to have
a 25% chance of success, and still failed ha--
like half of the times. He cheated on me. Is this a punch a man in the face level? I feel like this is a punch a man
in the face level. I also like how he keeps
the other girl's bra in his pocket like a freaking wallet. All right. So what happens
if I punch sadly, like here? [horns]
-Oh, it's not good enough. How about like in the yellow?
[horns] -Oh, you have to do green.
[slapping sound] -Ouch. -Well, that-- I-I expected more than that. He's not bleeding yet. Let's give him a-- Yeah, there we go. Come on. Die. How are you feeling now? He's like brain-damaged. Excellent. Help red to win. Okay. I can't move him and I can't stop-- Oh, hold on. [chuckles] Of course. If I dro- If I drop a girl over here. Oh, what do you know. You had it in you the whole time. This dude is like, "I love watermelons." Help them shelter from the rain. Well, there is a BMW right here. Can I drag the BM-- [creaking] -What's happening inside the BMW? Now, YouTube, let me go ahead
and mention that right now they are trying to remove
a coffee stain from the leather. You don't want to let coffee sit
on the BMW leather. Coffee. Make his dream come true. Okay, there's a girl. That's what he's dreaming off. Maybe if you get off your ass and head
to a social environment you can have this girl,
or I can probably just rip her up from the figment of your imagination
and force her to materialize, or I could beat you to death with her. You like this girl?
The guy is like, "Yeah." How about now? Uh. You like getting bludgeoned
to death with Tiffany? There. What is she hiding? Uh, probably a dead body. That is a lot of blood. It could be blood. It could also be,
I don't know, strawberry Quik. Why do I feel like I-- What the hell? W-What-what is this? Did you kill a man and take his watch,
his bracelet, and his wallet? What is this? It is. There's a dead body
behind this woman's head, move your head.
[chuckles] Make her dream come true. She's dreaming of money. She should probably be dreaming
of a longer shirt. All right. Well, oh, I have to-- Okay, so there's nothing left
to erase over here. So let me go ahead and make
this lamp look not like it's covered in fecal material so that the pink bearded genie
can pop out and bury her alive with thousand dollar bills. Search the bag. I love how it wants me
to find mundane objects such as a cell phone or some lipstick
when in fact inside is a freaking riding crop. Do we know what this is? I have a feeling I know what this is. It is obviously a
very large individually wrapped after dinner mint. All right, here's the lipstick,
here's the comb, here's all your actual interests,
and here's your phone. Now that I've confiscated
all of the illegal objects you may proceed past airport security
with this other stuff. Repair the doll. I don't want to. What the hell? Oh, God. Okay. Yeah, put that there. Uh-huh. What is this doll going
to do once I repair it? Something that makes me wish
I would have uninstalled the game. Help her. With what? This girl's abs could open up
a can of sardines. I'm serious. I can take a can of cat food pass
it in front of her abs and then be able to feed my cats. I'd-- The grunting [chuckles]. What I was trying to say
is the grunting voice acting is probably
the highest quality portion of this entire game. I'd-- Am I supposed to click on something? All right, am I supposed to grab the-- Oh. Oh, I got--
Okay, I see now. No, I'm not taking these off. I'm going to make them
as unbalanced as possible. There, how's that feel? Can you feel
your rotator cuff separating? [chuckles] She's like, "I'm gonna jump out
of this mobile game and play The Nutcracker Suite
on your face with these weights." Okay. All right, all right. There. Look, there's one, there's two. I don't know why you're-- Oh, I-I'll just take them all off. Here, there you go. I appreciate that even after she's won,
she's still randomly undulating. I'm vegan. Vegan? Wait, that looks like cheese. Now, in case you're wondering, these are
all-natural cauliflower chicken legs. That's right. This is plant based, okay? You heard of dark meat? This is, um, bark meat. Yes. Here, eat it. What the hell?
What happened to the chicken wings? They get abducted by aliens? They get pulled up by the rapture? [chuckles]
All right. Oh. What the hell? What?
Are the vegetables just a mirage? What kind of veganism is this? They don't even get to eat the salad. They have to eat
like a mirage of the salad. Do-do I have to send this burger
up into space? Well, yep. Of course, I do. What is not right here? Well, it's probably the fact that he has
a soccer ball-sized cancerous growth protruding out of his left abdomen. Just like a vampire has no reflection,
somehow this does not reflect in the mirror. I like it. So can I-- Oh, I could just-- Here we go.
Yeah. Dr. Yeet is just doing
some surgery with a pencil eraser. There you go good sir, you're fixed. Is something wrong? I mean, not really. Is there like a giraffe hiding underneath
her dress or something? What are we-- What are we doing here? I don't get it. Oh. Oh. You're going to prison for thievery. You're welcome. Save her. We have the options of a flashlight,
a stack of money, or a baseball bat. There's also an eight-inch wide spider
chilling out above this guy's head. Uh, does the flashlight do anything? No. Does the money do anything? No. Does the baseball bat do anything? No. Does the spider do something? Yes, it injects this man with venom
that slowly eats him from the inside out. Get rekt. Oh. It did not go where I thought it
was going to go. Help her wash her hair. What happened? What the hell? Was she trying
to shampoo with a Hershey bar? She get into a fight
with a chocolate fudge snack pack? I-- All right. Yeah, squeeze some of that on there. Yeah.
Put all of it on as a matter of fact. You know what,
all of you needs to be washed. There. Everything but her head. [chuckles] People be like,
"Gray, what the hell are you doing?" I'm raising up the water bill. Did you just eat- did you just eat the water sprayer? What the hell happened to the showerhead? She ate it. It's so hot. Uh. Okay. Is there-- Is this like a clothing removal thing? Oh, nope. Do I have to slap you with these clouds? Oh, the clouds have to just eat each other
until it becomes so powerful that they can strike her with lightning. I ran out of tissues. All right. Well, I mean, you can just continue crying
into the back of your hand. [sound effects]
-Nope. -We can e-- Am I going to wipe
my tears with $1,000 bills? [laughs]
Yes, of course. I'm gonna go to the gas station
and buy some Fritos, and the guy behind the counter
is gonna be like, "Why are these bills wet?"
and I'm gonna be like, "Because they have my DNA all over them." You're welcome. Complete the puzzle. This isn't really a puzzle. It's just like half of a man's body. It doesn't even look like a man's body. It looks like Bart Simpson's body. I don't know what this is. What am I suppo-- What the hell? What the hell is this? Why is this man's crotch screaming at me? Can anyone tell me? Actually, I kind
of want these-these boxers. [chuckles] This is pretty amazing. What the hell? What am I looking at? Why? I don't feel like congratulations are
in order. Catch the cheater. Never leave your riding crop
out in the open. The underwear,
the bra, that stuff's fine. Always find a place for this. See? I clicked on it, cheating. Can we move the-- Pfft. Does the scene have to continue? Do I have to click on more things? She's right here. I found the cheater. Okay. At least the game was like,
"Okay, you win." Zach Morris over here,
still isn't reflecting on his actions. He's like, "What do you want? I found that at the dollar store." Save her. Uh, okay. To be fair, this is a very sad zombie. Like it doesn't look like this zombie
knows how to zombie very well. All right. It has nothing
to do with the zombie. Does it have to do
with like taking her shi-- We're gonna use this to cover up the-- Yeah, of course. Why not? The zombie
is actually more aggressive now. Before, it was just standing
around like it was waiting in line at the DMV. Where is his lover? I-I'm assuming it's not her. Can I move his head to the side? Oh, nope.
It has nothing to do with this girl. Wait, is it in his pocket? Take your ha-
take your hands out your pockets. Oh. Where the hell did you come from? Find the difference. So immediately,
I knew what the difference was. Um, now there is a clip over here,
but that isn't the very first thing I noticed. The very first thing I noticed
was carbs because I love carbs. [chuckles] Okay, and then the clip,
and then I guess the extra grapes. Which one is the real vampire? I would assume
the one wearing less clothing. I was wrong. Also, I missed it,
but did that bat have a pig head on it? Where's my water? Well, last I saw,
it was filled with sharks. I saved your ass. Do I have to like draw a ho-- Oh. Can I like erase up here, too? Oh, you totally can. Erase everything but your water. Yeah. So close yet so far. Here, you can have a little bit of water. If I could-- Just the tiniest little drop, like there. She's like,
"Please, help. I'm drying out." Hey, blame gravity, not me. There. Oh, it actually had-- Look at this. This is fully animated water right here. There you go.
You're we- you're welcome. You get to have your organs chewed
on by sharks another day. Summon a demon. What? What? What the hell?
How does this make any sense? She's like getting ready for dinner. I don't really know
anything about makeups. Is there's something I should know
about summoning demons? Oh, all right.
Yeah, screw-- Oh.
[chuckles] Of course, smash the expensive cosmetics. Connect them. [chuckles]. Hold-- Can I- can I give anyone this syringe? Here, everyone gets the syringe.
[chuckles] What? How? Like does it matter? Like why does this girl have to smoke? Why do you have to smoke? There, that, there.
How's that? Are we all happy now? Oh, that's a pole. I thought it was a cigarette.
[chuckles] It's a dancing pole. Where is my oranges? I get the feeling I know where the-- Found them. Save your money. Okay.
Do I-- Oh, okay.
Hold on, I have an idea. Ready?
Watch this. Got to draw like a little-- [horns] -Oh, piss. I think I screwed this up. All right, let me--
How about like a funnel? A vaguely phallic-shaped funnel. There.
-Nope. -Damn it. -No.
-Son of a-- I-I don't know how this did it. Looks more like a Madden NFL play
or something. Stop him fr- stop him from farting. I-- Oh, God.
It's fully animated. What?
Do I have to shove a bottle up his ass? Oh, I'll use the cork. [laughs] I love how he's totally okay
with this, too. He's probably going to explode
from the inside. [chuckles] Well, on a drug scale of 1 to 10,
this just scored 11. Anyway. Folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Brain Love. 'Til the next time.
Stay foxy and much love.
