I became president for 60 seconds and this happened

alright so we're checking out the only game that rewards you in presidential protection packets it's hey mr. president when I saw this game and I noticed that you're rewarded in patriotic condoms that's when I knew more presidential penetration protection damn it candid dat is another one of those types of games huh hey mr. president is a game well you get to answer various questions from the press and see how it affects the world I would say that we're going to pick the stupidest answers but honestly this seems like a 10-meter game so I don't think it's really gonna matter since you do legitimately get to see what happens when you pick terrible things I do want to see how screwed up I can make the country I can level up my president you know who loves technology this guy him and Google Translate who apparently wrote a lot of the script to this game but threw in some knives you have one chance to use the surprise pick during this run I didn't think I would get to use my president condoms so quickly wait a second what does this ticker saying down here news stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA what there there's a lot of drugs involved in this game a lot oh my god Florida man dies after winning live Roach eating contest I feel like some dude was having their drug-induced nightmare and they woke them up and they're like what were you dreaming about put it inside the game all right count dab eula over here yeah go ahead and hit me with your question please mr. president what would you do if there's a locust play here in our country I probably think it's the end of days the very first answer is big we got new hooks we sure need to focus on the extreme weather caused by the climate change that's a negative we have nothing to worry about they don't even eat genetically modified crops it's so sad and it's true but nukes everyone like that alright so now we get to see a little bit about what happened with our choice here obviously it pissed everyone off bit we got nukes is now the favorite t-shirt logo for your dog I've got to make this into legitimate merchandise now people think you're insane joke's on you there's no normal people left watching these videos you get to see what the other presidential candidates chose for each question how come I'm the only one choosing nukes rookie president candidates over here did you seriously bring your kumbaya stick to my presidential debate mr. president would you agree on establishing privately-owned fire departments agree competition is the best incentive for improvements I don't think rescuing should be a commodity we should have both honestly let's just get rid of all of them you know it would fix things if we weren't so flammable in the first place a lot of thumbs ups on that I'm surprised everyone's with me the people don't need to worry about the rescue in a case of a fire I knew that people were gonna believe everything I said but I think they're believing me like a little bit too much some states are really tight on cash and their firefighting facilities are oh I can open my condom packet what the hell is this it's not a condom at all so I can Magic the Gathering card you got to be creative to make sure mask doesn't kill your charm some would think you're a genius but some would call you an idiot you goddamn right I'm going to use it State population to double by 2040 babies are to blame blaming babies now are we yeah whatever all right you with the denim on denim that is not the person that clicked on but go ahead and ask your question anyway yo sir like how do you deal with like real weight how little are we going here are we talking about like a criminal history or are we talking about like finger material I will beat it with my dark technology I am so good at it what we will find out who is the problem eh and guess what it's always China doh Google Translate it's already certain to hit hard man you will have some coffee first and then the problem will solve itself young man there's an answer to everything in this world and it's the dark web and prison it's go ahead and get a picture taken of that it actually gives you a little picture look at everyone they're like I can't wait to donate my money to the Psychopaths the voters are actually touched by what you said they are what the hell kind of people do I have coming to this Wow the vote is going up a lot for my stupid questions dark technology cost about half of NYC's total rent for a year it's money well spent I like how this is the international guideline for problem solving that showed up and it's 3.0 now and over here in the United States the problem is solved by drones meanwhile in the UK problems are soft like tea time I think that problems can be solved when you're so drunk that you actually can't see it's a problem anymore all right everyone it's Election Day everyone is bringing in their voter registration cards except for this guy cuz he's friggin asleep all right this is my very first election after this I'm gonna have to try a different president because apparently they all have different answers for dumb [ __ ] what are the results god damn it ice cream man gonna work our way up here Barry you're next dear mr. president regarding the violent why do I suddenly look like I just had 35 cups of coffee regarding the violent cases in the ER what is your thought on this issue well first off I didn't realize everyone was beating the [ __ ] out of each other in the ER I will establish the ER police I will allow ER personnel to carry stun guns there'll be more regulations blah blah blah when you can't solve the problem with attack drones you solve it with more stun guns lit up confident he's like giving the wink and the finger and everything crazy patients finally shut up when they see the stun gun some doctors stun themselves by accident and you heal their wounds with money what does this mean it wasn't like I'm using hundred-dollar bills like bandages I'm just grinding money down into a fine paste and then applying it I get to open up a condom pack hold on hear this tech firm is burdened by its own pizza surface their pizzas are cheap and tasty they will make your team happy during a pizza break hey hey yo don't forget to pay I feel like when this game was made like every once in a while the developer walked away and his intern sat down in his chair and just started typing random [ __ ] yes I want a pizza party good day mr. president those rich people are always donating loads of money to try and wash away their bad names what's your opinion on that look that's why I never do any donations that's why we need to figure out what's behind those seemingly kind behaviors hey kid why don't you stop thinking about this listen young man thinking as hard and voting is easy I would appreciate it if you stopped trying to be an individual billionaires think you know what you're doing I don't know the best thing to do as a billionaire is shut people up that ask questions that guy thinks you're threatening him I was sir I have been unemployed for months and I can't even pay the rent would you be able to help me when I get elected I will drop your rent use your body wisely to solve your problem I will provide more work opportunity you know see now this one here sounds bad but you know there's a lot of ways to use your body he could be telling her to commit some robberies see that uses your body maybe do sperm donation if you can't then maybe holding someone else at gunpoint and forcing them to do sperm donation for you I'm sure nothing can go wrong if I pick this me go ahead and take a picture of that wouldn't want the press to forget about my failures the landlord just donated you weird sometimes I feel like some of these lines here are what I would read on a fortune cookie after doing a ton of LSD you have any idea what you're talking about you're telling arrests wait do I still get to be a presidential candidate I lost again that's it goddamn it we're gonna use some of our fake money to level up all right vintage face congratulations you getting leveled the hell out of hi mr. president you know these deep fakes clips are a lot worse than fake news and could influence the election what are you going to do they are so fake people can tell at first glance I'm gonna have AI combat the deep fakes having AI combat anything has never turned out well don't get me wrong I'm still using a eyes howdy president quick question if you are dying in the desert and found two cups of water one cup of pee and one cup of poison which would you drink I would drink pee I would drink poison I would just die if I die of thirst then I don't get to be President so it looks like we're gonna be chugging down hearing aid oh that's gonna be a picture one of the news articles gonna say about this good answer P is 90% water after all the people want to know why you don't just drink the water because that wasn't one of the answers that the child gave me all right we're opening a surprise pack here we've got self-driving cars for two stars Alex a smart self-driving car can make you efficient on your way to the White House but a bad one is more likely to speed you up to your afterlife besides when accidents happen who can be sure it wasn't a setup also my self-driving car looks like a sad lima bean whatever we're becoming president we're gonna die trying mr. president would you prefer a big government or a small one I like how this kid couldn't find a face mask so he's just using an Amazon box that's very industrious young child would you like a job a small one because it's quick decisions and efficient execution more people better service a big one for sure use technology I hope your box is lined with tin foil because Google Translate is about to take over all your asses businesses in Silicon Valley are donating to you economists estimated that more people are gonna lose their jobs like who the Senators although technically if the AI starts killing us all there'll be less people to apply for less jobs I basically fixed unemployment by killing everyone mr. president oil spilling on water will stain on penguins feather it could kill them when they try to clean themself up by licking the stains any solution the first solution is grammar just shave the feathers be walking up to some penguin with a norelco penguin looks up at you as a cow hell no first global warming now this we will strengthen our control over oil tankers voyages we will issue every penguin a sweater this is adorable I'm probably about to go bankrupt the media thinks you're a genius with wild animals I like how the media got real dumb all of a sudden goddamnit I'm getting so close more upgrades holy Sh I picked non dumb answers and I finally won this is my result from winning one line from brave what would you do with that freedom will you fight you're goddamn right all right mr. orange I've saved you for last hey mr. president pirates have been a serious issue on the sea how would you ensure the safety of our ships there better be a rum answer in this I will send out our aircraft carriers to protect the commercial vessels let's just throw some nukes toward the Pirates I'll teach them how to fish close our new t-shirt slogan again we have nukes bit how come no one liked my answer the underwater ecosystem has been destroyed just like your campaign the Pirates are ok though goddamnit I destroyed all sea life and I miss the Pirates somehow hi mr. president oh hey it's the Numa Numa guy from like 20 years ago the Dow Jones Industrial Average has been above 20,000 for a long time would you try to maintain it of course and we can always just print more money the government should not intervene oh it absolutely needs to intervene Wall Street traders just gave you even more trading benefits economists want you to consider this thing called inflation my first act as president will be to erase that word from the dictionary during an event you are buried by the the flashlights of the cameras what are you gonna do first I'm going to think deeply to myself what the hell was this question asking get pissed off by the cameramen and express your discomfort just grab a sunglasses in the store to protect your precious eyes the media is going to post an ugly photo anyway might as well just close my goddamn eyes joke's on you in Florida we never take the sunglasses off young people love your vibe and you're the latest craze oops you forgot to pay give me a break I was getting buried by flashlights attached to cameras or something I don't remember what this sentence hey mr. president so like if you are diagnosed with stage 4 cancer I mean hypothetically what would you do it's like the most depressing question I've ever been asked I would die with dignity I'd be treating it proactively would you just ask something like I'm doing such a bad job that people aren't even asking me about my campaign my policies anymore they're just asking me when I'll die I'm still picking this Wow everyone was totally okay with that your supporters threw that guy out the window and he was hurt really badly that's the point someone just gave me their condom pack and it's photon power labs it says you have the Transformers to ensure world peace but pros know there are better choices before you do anything the first three steps are investing investing investing all right I got new game for you guys any time you don't know what this game is trying to tell you you take a shot fine you're disgusting thank you mr. Horan just good to know mr. president quick question what do you do if you can't make any friends at school that's a difficult one young man let's look at these answers that will probably crush your dreams hey kiddo my problem here is worse than yours brings some chocolate you're going to make lots of friends one day you will know that loneliness is the normality in life oh my god hey kid does that say fun on your shirt you might want to get a new shirt I like how voters are like he's right kids have no idea what you're talking about senior citizens do though hey president orange what kind of hair gel do you use well I was previously using the tears of the kid that asked that last question but what are my answers here some olive oil and egg yolk well before you ask you need to double-check if I have hair or not this thing doesn't need hair gel it's like astroturf for your head bald guys appreciate what you did oh there's actually like a little article in this game that shows you how to make a deep moisturizing conditioner with olive oil and mani hey mr. president quick question some people eat meat while having pets in their homes what do you think about that I mean it depends are they like staring at their cat intently while they're having a cheeseburger like vit this could be you if you don't shut up that's why I decided to go yeah vegetarian you are right and that's why I only eat animals that ain't cute enough great they're like a do we this guy's like only the ugly ones pet owners love how you hate ugly animals the crowd thinks there's something wrong with you I mean I just won the election by being a horrible person like I want it a lot you know how I won money baby well we did it we learned that we can rule the universe with money it's stupidity hey folks hope you enjoyed this episode of hey mister president until next time stay foxy in much love

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Id: L9RaILhVJi4

Length: 15min 44sec (944 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 30 2020