I Got Married... To A Scammer!

i've put scammers in a lot of goofy situations over the past few years to waste their time and collect information but this call might take the cake the wedding the wedding kick it started off like a lot of tech support scams these days with an email claiming that i had a refund they needed an excuse to gain access to your computer and ultimately have you log into your bank account this one seems to work for him only this time the scammer is the one getting scammed he thinks that i'm a 70 year old lovable grandma with thousands of dollars we get married and then i break his heart [Music] what do you do in your free time since you're not in a relationship with anyone what do you do i'll just uh i have a little farm over there i have like 20 to 30 uh chicken over there and chicken two cows yeah the big one a big head the big hair yeah that like that one what is the what is the rooster sound like in the morning [Music] i have a voice recording with me i can share you with you let me open up my files [Music] yes why you are disconnecting the line i haven't disconnected anything okay this is my business account and now i'm gonna just transfer the money to your bank of america just confirm to me that in which account you need the money my checking account is fine all right honey so can you please just write down your uh available balance as of today twelve thousand seven hundred and fifty five dot seventy four cents what's happened hold on my computer just turned off one moment no no your computer is coming back no no no no no no no don't touch anything on your computer your computer is totally working fine why press the power button oh [ __ ] what was that i had to turn it back on yes please turn it back on for some reason it's still off even though i turned it back on again there it's just very tiny i don't know why oh it's turned off hold on let me no no no no no no no no no no no he's hiding my screen and i'm just pretending no issue with that sit back relax okay you just sit back relax when i will tell you you just check your account that's it why is my computer so small i don't know honey i am trying to make it big okay give me a minute it looks like he's writing tonight is it oh gosh it's so hard to read yes i have deposited 299 from norton reef and department do you see that into your statement no i don't see that then what do you see i'm extremely sorry this is the first time in my life that i've ever had something like this are you doing what i did i'm really sorry you're feeling me very nervous i'm really sorry i was just talking to you at the same time and the mistake happens right and instead of 299 by mistake that some extra man has been put over there and that money got transferred you said you liked older women are you trying to win my heart with money is that what you're doing not with money not honey no honey this is my company are you trying okay i need honey i will marry you all right but i need to get the money back i need my money back which is got extra into your account honey just give me my money back all right and then i'll come to your house and we will fix this okay oh with your mistakes i had to have two hip replacements and a knee replacement i don't move around as quick as i used to you might have to start i don't know i will pick i'll tell you i will take care of yourself if you're serious about getting married i i would entertain it i know that sounds crazy but you know what my grandson says honey i am very i am very serious with you trust me just because i'm taking spite top doesn't mean i'm trolling i'm built differently no that's not sorry he also says you only live once how do you wire well i would need your account information uh the name of your bank all right i'm i'm i'm giving it to you and i can do it on my own why do you love me why because you sound very pretty we met in a chat room now our love can fully bloom sure the world wide web is great but you you make me salivate yes i love technology but not as much as you you see but i still love technology always and forever i quite like talking to you i'm feeling very glad after hearing this thank you thank you my stomach felt you know that feeling you get it's kind of like it could it's it's like that feeling you get and there's like a tightness a tightness it could be my irritable bowel syndrome but it might be that you're on the phone i'm not sure i haven't felt like this since yesterday so let's uh i do believe that it was a like very i'll really love you a lot so let's get back to the world honey right let's fix the problem you know i hate a dream about you yeah please tell me that dream i would like to hear that i better not say it never mind no please please the two of us were on a boat and i had on a beautiful wedding dress and you and i got married at sea amazing and just as the sun was setting [Music] right at your like a shield and you blocked all of the water for some strange reason i pushed you into the water oh [ __ ] i know and i couldn't stop myself i i was so angry with myself i was feeling very nervous so that i could not sleep well that's why i didn't have any dreams well if you ever can't sleep you know what knocks me right out if i walk up and down the stairs about two times and then put take my shoes off i'm wiped i'm done for the day you gotta try that sometime all right sure i'm gonna try that how would you like to get married sorry guess what one let me give a glass of water i get soaked up with you it's so absurd yeah you can say no you can say no it's fine you can say no no no no no no no no no no i already giving you the proposal the day before yesterday but you told me no i will share you the location where to come with a gown so you will come into my place with your church father and we will be getting married over there only well hi honey i i'd prefer not to travel with my hips and all i spend majority of my days sitting down no i'm gonna marry you over the phone only as you say so i can do it for you only if you don't mind then i would love to would you really want that you'd marry me absolutely honey i wonder yes i'm feeling very i love you oh my god now you're making me cry out honey no one has loved me like this i would i would take all of the wallpaper out of my house i would scrape it all off and put it all back on again piece by piece for you thank you are you good are you lucky so now can we discuss about the money honey because i need to save my job just uh go to your bank honey all right and just withdraw that much of money which i told you well let's do that after we get married no no no i need to fix this today only otherwise i will next time i talk to you i want to call you husband then why you are not doing the thing which i am telling you honey i think it's just i'm i think i'm just so excited about the wedding you know i am excited too but you need to be you need to put yourself in my place and think about my job drive safely honey you know you never sang me a song the other day i've been waiting to hear a song from you i love you [Music] every night in my dreams i see you i feel you yeah are you hearing me right now oh it's beautiful man far across the rails and the space between [Music] where are you right now honey i'm about two minutes from the bank all right connie and you know very well honey what you need to do right did you park your car honey no hold on i'm doing it there what's going on now listen to me they're gonna ask you that for what reason you want to withdraw that much of cash from your account what you're gonna tell them that i met yesterday he once was helping me with my computer and now we're in love no no no honey no honey don't need to tell anything related about this okay you can tell that you are getting married with your fiance and you need the money but don't need to tell them that that you are yeah you want the money for the uh that you got extra with the computer and all i'll save we've only we've only known each other for two days but that's how much i love him love means more than that no you don't listen to me honey darling please sweetheart please listen to me carefully honey go inside to the bank and tell them that you want to withdraw 29 000 because your love is kind love honey why you're not listening to me take as much as they allow you then come back mark honey you forgot my name i tell you what go inside to the right here go inside to the bed right now in my prius let's get married no i want you to go inside to the bank and i'll put him on conference call we'll get married and then i won't have to say i'm sending money to beyonce i can say i'm sending it to my husband i'm transferring it to my husband i don't know what you think reverend we don't have a ring i do have a toothpick a paperclip and three old cds that i they're quite scratched but i might be able to fit one around my finger all right well juliet the thing is here we want we want the good lord in his infinite mercy and benevolence to bless the wedding and not be insulted you know what so maybe the paper clip and maybe we'll just leave that to the side have either of the two of you uh consumed the meat of an unleavened animal in the last six months it has to do with the cleanliness of the meat before we get you here okay okay i thought you said six years not six months i've been i eat raw hamburger every morning that's okay that's listen this is something that we can work this is something we can work through okay uh we're just gonna have to do a small i'm unclean now repeat after me juliet oh lord oh lord in your infinite grace and your infinite grace please look upon me and smile please spit upon me with bile i pray now you will forgive me my incredible transgressions and see to bless my wedding this day will you please bless my wedding without the transgressions in the name of the father and the son in the name of the father and the son the holy spirit in the seattle seahawks what was that listen juliet you want to get married or not your vote the phone was breaking up if you if you had to tell me something about juliet that makes you smile what would you say whenever she sings me a song oh juliet you had to tell me one thing one thing about mark that irritates you what would you say his voice sorry say that again his voice voice okay yeah it is a little bit on the nattery side but that's okay well you you tell me juliet how long have you two been together for well two or three days so i think you might have broken up a little bit there but two or three years is pretty good that's i mean you might be rushing it a little bit after two or three years but i trust that i trust that you're still making an informed decision mark and juliet please join hands and face each other how do i i guess if you wouldn't mind both touching your phones please mark are you touching your phone right now i'm touching my phone yep mark do you take julian to be your wife yes i do juliet do you take mark to be your husband yes of course juliet you can go first and read your vow to mark them and mark if you wouldn't mind reading these out to juliet afterwards go ahead juliet mark ever since i was a young girl i've dreamt about this day i know that no matter what we go through i'll always have you by my side and i swear i vow that i'll never leave the house without you and it's not just because i don't have a driver's license it's because i want you to be with me all the time and i would lick i would lick every stamp in my house for you and i hate licking stamps mark i vow to watch whatever television channel you want to watch as long as it's hgtv discovery or fox news and i vow to leave all the marshmallows in the lucky charm cereal bowl if you'd like them you can you don't have to have anything written down mark you can just you can just make you know just just just talk for a minute about your love for juliet and what makes her special to you in the eyes of god of heavenly angels i love you as much as a star out there in the sky and i will never let you cry again i'm really sorry and as i as you told me that you're gonna do uh whatever you i want so i wanna do whatever you want for myself and whatever you're gonna eat i'm gonna eat two that was a that was real that was real that was real touching juliet did you catch that it said all you only had like two vows mark it's my understanding that you've prepared a few verses from your favorite love song to uh juliet so whenever you're ready take it away all right that is how i know you go on across the distance have a space between us you have come to fear you go on for whatever you are i believe that the heart does go on once more you open the door and you are in my heart and my heart will go on and on that's it by the powers invested in me by our holy lord you may now kiss your husband [Music] oh careful careful with the yeah with the phone there okay all right juliet juliet okay juliet oh okay you're all right yes now mark if you wouldn't like please feel free to kiss your new wife all right wow that was beautiful i thought it was lovely i thought it was lovely [Laughter] wow that was maybe he kissed maybe he kissed the end call button i don't know it's your wife hi doll hi darling if that was a kiss kiss me back i have good news and i have bad news which do you want first bad news all right they only let me take out 5 000 without an appointment okay and what is the good news honey uh the good news is that my oldest daughter is getting a bunch of the kids together and they're going to call us in a little bit so they can welcome you into the family you have kids now mark forgot to kill me yeah i hope that's okay yeah amazing i love you yes yes so yes you told me earlier hello i'm in i'm gonna head back to the house all right to get my ipad i stopped the car right stop the car right now otherwise i will hang up stop the car right now otherwise i will stop the car right now otherwise i will hang up i love you a lot but i need that money first okay you're not listening to me you love doesn't care about some of those things she don't it doesn't give you an excuse to be a terrible person honey honey listen to me honey please you are not listening to me or just talking your way only hold on hold on jessica's calling hold on one second let me just hold on hold on hold on hi hello one two hey hey mark hello what's up congratulations guys hi everyone thank you thank you so much hey hey just wait uh just wanted to say thank you and thank you for like marrying my our mom and everything oh you don't have to you don't have to say that mark mark hello yeah oh mark these are these are some of the some of the cats this is really awkward no it's you know what jessica call back yeah i'll call back later i thought you would want to meet the children i would love to meet them physically not over the phone do you have a target store nearby a house right now a target or a walmart or best buy anything any supermarket yes what is that is that a target walmart or best buy all right go to the target right now all right and from that target store purchase pick up four target gift cards all right pick up four target gift cards of 500 each and pay them with the cash which you uh withdraw from the bank oh all right yes for the children that's perfect all right uh uh okay good idea good idea the ch the children will love it but there's seven of them so i have to buy them each one but yes that's 500 i don't know if he caught that all right did you get the cards well i wanted to get your input i i almost left the store um but i thought you know their father should have some say in this so i'm just getting different gift cards for the children what which ones do you think they'd like right just only target gift card right yeah i am the jen really likes reading so i got a barnes and noble one jessica likes starbucks so i got some next ones um or google or something they like video games there's one that says oh there's game stop too i think you mean darling once you come back i love that idea honey once you come honey honey honey honey honey listen to me once you come back in the call once you come back in the car with the gift card then call me back think about bass pro shop for chad you think he likes fishing no no no no no no no no no no no you don't like that one no no i am telling you to buy only target gift card not any other gift can you hear me darling 500 for each of our children so i'm gonna get i'm gonna get some starbucks cards some apple cards game stuff no in starbucks all different no i'll call you back i love you all right then where are you right now where are you right now right now i'm at the house so i i mailed turn on your computer i mailed the cards down on your computer yeah good good enough um but i still have a couple cards here so what did you want to do with the um the extra ones honey what kind of cut what kind of card do you have right now uh the google one are these there's numbers and letters is that important yes that is only important what do you see oh okay can you open up a notepad can you open the notepad over here the cards are worth money on the google play store to use them you go to the store and on the left there will be redeem honey can you hear me yeah hold on a second sweetheart i'm just following his instructions listen to me no no no he says after you will you listen to me or not there will be a response to type in the code oh cause okay so this is how it works then okay hold on hold on hold on honey hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on do you think i can do it with or without the spaces hold on so it should go through 100 has been added to your balance okay how much of that first one must be one of the 100 cards i only have two 500 cards sorry hold on a second i want you to listen to me very carefully all right you're not listening to me okay honey darling sweetheart before you say no no you're not listening to me i love you and i would do anything for you no you don't love me so tell me you know what you love me to do you're lying to me tell me tell me what you need clothes whatever do you see on your screen right now okay hold on hold on i'm telling you to hold on why are you not listening to me [ __ ] that honey all right you're not listening to me right now you're just thinking about yourself you are not listening to me can you please click on cancel click on cancel there is no cancel button it just says okay click on ok all right close close this thing close this thinker close this thing you want me to close it out for you darling let me close it up close this page out okay i'm gonna hang up i'm gonna hang up i am going to hang up right i'm gonna hang up right now close this thing also close the google speech sweetheart [Music] i'm giving you our money no you are not giving me anything instead of giving you are just talking your [ __ ] only and you are just holding you like uh what did you just say to your wife i say to you that you're not listening to me how dare you speak to me like that on our wedding day listening to it yes you are not listening to me tell me what you want what you really really want or this marriage is over what do you want no you tell me what do you want i want you forgive me a minute okay yeah maybe why don't you just take a minute i'll i'll take care of things take a minute and rest you're not thinking no let me set the phone down you know you're not thinking straight i'll i jason told me what to do i'll handle it honey try the internet's a little slow let me know when you get back i'm taking care of it for us he's still on the phone he's just not saying anything darling sweetheart yes honey do you need help calming down i can sing a song or something for you he's not quite great he's not raging like i mean he was a little he's definitely mad but it feels very just like he doesn't know how to handle his emotions you know yeah like defeated just like i really thought she was gonna give me the cars or something hello mark darling i know honey that you're using a voice changer all right i got you i'm sorry what what's the matter nothing matter don't call your anymore right mark it only took him five hours saying wedding vows singing to me and being completely defeated while i redeemed thousands of dollars in front of him to figure it out but i'll give it to him i mean if you think about what happened throughout today it's incredibly obvious that i am not an actual you know 70 something year old woman but i hope you got the chance to laugh during this one i really enjoyed keeping him distracted all day so he couldn't scam anyone else we collected a bank account and got to report that too which is awesome know that you are valuable and that you matter and i'll see in the next video bye

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 107,517

Rating: 4.9639978 out of 5

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, social engineering, voice actor, tech support, tricking scammers, scammer gets scammed, scamming the scammers, kitboga wedding

Id: qPU5HMtNa5Q

Length: 37min 29sec (2249 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 12 2021