Scammer Cries After Losing $5,000 To Virus

i don't do a lot with my computer and so this is personal home subscription for my mccafe and i i don't want that this scammer has no idea she's about to spend four hours with me and ultimately will end up crying so okay can you please tell me that do you do you have any kind of computer laptop or desktop anything yes i do i'm so excited about this i don't really i don't really get to do much these days you know you're excited about this yes all i have planned for today well do you know what a you are getting system i'm planning on polishing my silverware today and none of it's real silver so frankly it's not even necessary so what you had for the breakfast when you can be in front of your computer oh i had i had leftover oatmeal a friend of mine told me that she does overnight oats i don't know how they work so i just make oatmeal and i let them sit out overnight you're not getting i leave it right there on the bed stand next to me so i can wake up i am transferring this call to my cancellation department uh his name is alex he will cancel the order and he will also refund you the money back okay okay now just wait on the line and talk to alex just wait first of all tell me what can you see on your computer crane right now well i see a picture that answers the age-old question if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it okay i got it yes okay that's your wallpaper that's your wallpaper okay so in order to cancel it we have to do something now you can see you can see a black window here all right yes i mean not very well because of my eyes but but yes i see it can you hear me i said my eyes not my ears yes okay your computer is very slow you can say that again your computer is very slow yeah you can say that again why is all this stuff going on on my computer when all i wanted was because oh okay now we have to refund your money hold on i'm gonna give you a preferred application form okay i have a question yes if you were to go to a pizza party and the party yes and when you arrive there are let's say a dozen individuals they're all sort of chatting with their drinks and and all that and they're and somebody knocks on the door and delivers you a pizza one pizza and let's say that you happen to be first in line how many slices of pizza do you take um i will take only one slice add a girl what well i think it says a lot i think it says a lot about a person on whether they take one slice or three slices what's his name alex he's a three slicer all day long if he was first in line he would have piled his plate with three pieces of pizza and he wouldn't have given a care whether or not you had enough pizza to take a slice isn't it right he would have stacked his plate full of pizza and if you didn't get a slice he wouldn't have cared he would he'd just keep gobbling up his pizza right anyway that's just i could be wrong but that's what i that's kind of how i get that vibe you know from alex just some food for thought now you talk to alex okay just to be clear i was talking about this last night i there was a post on reddit about there's two types of people in the world someone who would be presented with a pizza and take one slice because they're gonna they want to make sure that other people also get a slice of pizza and someone who would take like a bunch of slices and have no care about whether other people get pizza it had nothing to do with can you hear me yes hello somewhere yeah sure i got another phone call okay do you think pizza that hasn't been cut yet is considered one slice sorry i cannot understand you can say that again never mind okay i'm saying that we have refunded the money now you check your account whether you have got it or not oh okay sorry okay so at some point i have to have the fake virus pop up like i sort of want it to happen right when they do the transfer um like now i think it's a little bit too early not yet no it doesn't look like it now i'm going to connect your computer with the refund department okay and when your computer will be connected connected to the phone department you might see the black screen you know i much prefer talking to lisa alex do you want victor she's much more how do i say this you better okay okay hold on well she's a we're we're both one slicers if you know what i mean okay now wait uh i will give you the request later at first click on the computer screen should i come back to the computer hold on i was in i was in the kitchen hold closed on not available okay so i made this it's fake but she doesn't know all right i'm looking at why is what is this it says you reboot if you reboot you live with reboot what power of your computer what is your computer my personal file power you have power off i heard about this on the news i've heard about this that's why they didn't down i pay five thousand dollars right now shut down the computers right now shut down the computer i'm trying to hold on well that's convenient big pull out let me see if i can shut it down i'm doing it as fast as i can i only hear the power i'll try to shut it off before it reaches the end banks of america okay w cooper hold on i need concentration i need concentrations hold on oh no it's starting to delete all my files hold on hold on it says your bank will send you a one-time password foreign hold on i'm just waiting for the message i'm waiting for the message hold on or it says it says okay marsha we got your request to link your bank of america account to don't donate don't do anything okay oh thank god oh think oh thank god i can't lose i can't lose this computer let me check each and everything don't do anything [Music] good they got it [Music] i feel like maybe i shouldn't have done this i told you not to put anything on the computer maybe i could have maybe i could have negotiated it down a little bit you know i mean five thousand is quite a bit maybe maybe they would have taken four thousand stupid me do you have any uh any other bank account where you have money [Music] you jerk no this is all i have they didn't just take three slices from me they took the whole pizza [Music] don't cry ma'am i understand your situation don't cry [Music] [Music] [Laughter] there's something called i was enrolled in a fraud forgiveness program because i'm i'm older they automatically enroll senior citizens in a fraud forgiveness program they're they're looking into the transaction and trying to reverse it but they give me my money back immediately yes that's why i told you call your bank right now isn't that great if i make any mistakes i can get it back right away not every time i'm not every time no because this is the transaction anytime i make a mistake they'll handle it no not every time man no they told me anytime i need something done [Laughter] oh they told you anytime now don't touch your computer securing your computer i still haven't gotten any money from you guys though yes so you don't touch the computer we are doing the work at first uh like you got your 5 000 dollar for that congratulations now don't touch the computer let us do the work we are trying to give you the money back right now i'd like you to keep it hello i'd like you to keep the money lisa no man we don't want your money no i want to give it to you i want to give it to lisa you saved while you saved me from losing five thousand dollars i understand no ma'am it's my duty to help our customer well i like that money i'd like you to keep my 500 if that's quite all right with you yes we have to give it to you first then if you want to give money back that's up to you well but at first we are going to give you guys to do that yes i'd like to send the money back to you afterwards two hours in with no money to show for it lisa is getting desperate she spent another hour or so transferring money in between my accounts trying to trick me into thinking that i had gotten extra money but remember the bank can help me with any of these problems because i'm in fraud forgiveness oh lisa i have great news actually the guy from bank of america called me back he noticed some strange activity that was happening on my bank account he said that there were a lot of transfers going on back and forth and back and forth and he just fixed it all up and undid it so it looks like whatever mistakes you made got reversed honey everything's back to normal okay okay okay yeah yeah i can see she's not very happy about that isn't that great thank god thank god thank you great thank god hallelujah you saved me you almost lost your job today i saved you we're like yeah exactly best friends forever now lisa yeah we are best friends so happy thank you so much thank you maybe they are going to fire me because i made a huge mistake i don't know what happened now maybe i'm going to lose my job but you didn't no the bank i did it the bank yeah i know the bank reversed it but once my department will know each and everything they are going to fire me i'm damn sure hello what mistake did you make i made a yeah what happened yes we are we are yeah we are now can you please [Music] what mistake did you make just do it i'm telling you she doesn't even know what to do anymore would you like me to help raise some money for you how how you can i could call some of my friends tell them that a good friend of mine is a little out of luck and needs a little bit of money i i want the money today i'd like to give you 550 right now on my honor okay i know all of them do you have an account that i can send it to i'll wire it to you right now and okay okay just tell just do it and i'm telling you how you can give me the money where's your point do you have what bank do you use i'm telling you how you can give me the money just wait no no i'm offering to wire money to you i'm telling you how i want to give you the money lisa what bank do you yes i will tell you i'm telling you i'm okay i'm telling you this what bank do you use my bank account is blocked right now due to this situation for this mistake so if you buy a walmart card for me then i am going to give that card to my department what why do they why did they block your account [Music] because i made a mistake for that so when i give them the money then they are going to unlock my bank your personal bank account i know but they have all the access of my bank account each and everything they have all my ideas so once i gave them the money then they are going to unblock my account oh darling yeah i guess i'll have to make it online i'll go get i'll go get one for you darling you're buying the gift card of 500 right yes 550 dollars not only only all by only 500. why because they have only 500 card maybe wow you're very familiar with walmart all right honey i'll take care of it can you buy two cards of 500 like can you give me thousand dollars what like can you give me give me thousand dollars is it possible for you lisa how many slices of pizza do you want two slices i want only one slice it sounds like two slices to me i want only one slices madam what do they serve up do they serve up one thousand dollar gift cards or not that's one expensive slicer it's possible for you is it possible for you the 1000 walmart gift card if it is not then you can buy 500 i'm okay with that but because at any how at any cost i want my job back i don't want to lose this job you know my goodness like you are going to buy you are going to buy the cards yes or no i i'm just i'm just not sure what to say yes i will i will i hung up and pretended to go to the store i didn't talk to her much for say 20 30 minutes to make or think that i actually went there and bought some gift cards and then it happened did you buy any card walmart card i did yes okay okay it depends on how many slices of pizza you want if you bought three cards then i want three slice of pizza if you bought one card then i want one slice of pizza if you bought two card then i want not two slices works and you know it lisa how many yeah how many pizza slices do you want that's all i need to know are you a one slice girl or a three slice girl one slice girl oh that's a shame cause i okay well i bought three i bought three but i'll give you the one okay no problem you can take that in two so i bought one five hundred dollar domino's pizza card that's absurd 500 at a pizza can you even do that i bought a second 500 papa john's pizza card and then the third card i purchased was i asked i asked one of the shop one of the store people what young kids wanted and they said because they didn't have any nike cards that were 500 but they did have a google card that was 500 so i'll let you pick your slice you can have dominoes papa john's or google google really no pizza so these numbers are worth money for your boss i'm just trying to figure out how to uh check to make sure there's money on i just don't understand how it you look on works computer screen at first yes i am really getting tired you don't have to do anything madam please it's my request don't do anything okay so does that mean that means it has 500 on the car again madam why did you do [Music] um [Laughter] okay so that means there's 500 on the card right no it means that 500 is in your card not our card you have redeemed your job is saved this is i'm so happy i could cry so your boss will be able to take the 500 in and you'll be able to keep your internship right no matter no madam i am i am going to lose my job thank you so much madam thank you so much wait why well if you want you can have the 500 domino's card but i'm keeping the papa john's no we can't have the 500 we can't listen to me carefully we can't have the 500 bought you i bought three slices of pizza you asked for one slice of pizza i i i gave you 500. listen to me what are you upset about requesting you can you please listen to me can you please listen to me please can you please listen to me can you please listen to me what i am typing i'm really starting to think you're a three slicer lisa you're just like the other guy i talked to you can you please listen to me for a while i am honey i'm seventy one years old i have been on the floor with all day all afternoon i was gonna polish my silverware even though it's not silver and frankly i'm not sure if anything would come of it but instead i spent all day helping you and you haven't even said sorry look on the computer or thank you i mean look on the computer i ruined everything oh how dare you how dare you say that to me lisa can you please listen to me let me let me start naming some of the things that i haven't ruined i'm going to cry otherwise i am going to cry can you please listen to me for a while honey i gave you five hundred dollars what more do you want i asked you if you wanted three slices and you said no you said that you only wanted one slice i gave you 500 i don't even owe you any money that's my money i gave it to you freely put the code because i wanted to help you and now you you just different don't you understand i know what more could you have wanted you were meant to bring balance to the floor and you've lisa calm down man [Music] i gave you 500 what more do you want from do you want more you listen to me for the last time i am going to hang up the phone you just listen to me for the last time who put the code it's you or it's me i did it i did it by myself because i care about you lisa not you try to understand i was about to redeem the 500 not new oh hold on a second you know what i i bought my son i think i have it around here somewhere i bought 100 one of those google cards for my son's birthday it's in a couple weeks i have it around here somewhere do you want your gun do you want to redeem that one how many gods this one i mean he's a good son but not that good just one just one 100 do you want this one this is your 100 one no i don't want hundred dollar gift card well sucks lisa good luck with your internship can you do a last favor for me no oh i do have some good news though i have a friend who his roommate in college once went to a bar mitzvah where the dj was dating someone whose mother was part owner of a golf course where elon musk allegedly had played 18 holes so i could phone them up and ask and see if you can get an internship if that's something you'd be interested in please do it for me for the last time i beg of you why are you going to lose your job again you still haven't told me see my department i will tell you each and everything at first can you please go to the shop i'll make a deal with you lisa i'll make a deal with you if you take a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper that says i'm a one-slice girl i'll go get you a gift card oh my god i'm going to lose my job that's one of the most ridiculous sentences i've ever seen yes you take a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper that says i'm a one slice girl and then r slash choosing beggars and i'll go get you a 500 nike card and a 500 walmart card deal good luck then have a nice day okay madam i am going to break this friendship right now okay you hurt me a lot all right okay okay have a good day can i tell you something like a nice lady yeah i'm not a i'm not a one-slice girl okay oh don't hang up i was gonna say like i'm not a one slice girl i'm a whole pizza girl well i wasn't actually gonna change my voice but i don't think she's gonna call me back ever again so i thought i would just end it by saying like a few minutes later she called back begging for the pizza cards i should have known now you give me the pizza card number i mean i can but i ordered some pizzas off of it so it's not 500 anymore okay you wanted some pizza again okay but you can have it so how many cards do you have two so you are you use one card right yep i didn't buy a 500 pizza what do you think it's made of gold yes but there is another 500 pizza card right yeah but the one that i used has like 467 on it so and what about the other 500 visa card oh that's dominoes you can have that yeah that domino's one right yeah so can you please tell me the domino's pizza card number you know what i've thought about it and yeah no can you please no you are not going to give me the domino's piece of card number right you said that we're not friends anymore and you hung up on me [Music] i spent all day with you lisa i thought we had something special why you're crying you're not a one slice girl you're a demon i did as much as i could for you lisa i think you're gonna have to do the rest on your own what do you want madam what do you want this hurt more than the hot cheese on the roof of my mouth [Music] i don't know about you but there's something really satisfying knowing that lisa spent her whole afternoon invested in trying to steal money from me and not someone else's grandma and she only ended up crying i hope you had a chance to laugh and as always know that you matter bye

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 843,483

Rating: 4.9486165 out of 5

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, social engineering, voice actor, tech support

Id: KoB7zpWDlTs

Length: 39min 41sec (2381 seconds)

Published: Sun May 23 2021