This Must Be Really Embarrassing, Jay Anderson :)

i knew i'm talking to you man i was just checking up to what extent you can do things and you try to do things on the computer and that like yeah i knew it i couldn't see anything i knew it bro did i try for anything did that drive anything was it desperate you would respect to make me desperate right man you tried yourself man you are a failure you are a failure jailer will you do me a favor jay he'll give me that was last night i'm posting this tuesday uh october 20th and that's jay anderson he doesn't want you to think he cares that i call him every single monday but he does uh the video that i'm about to share with you is from a month ago or something maybe two months ago i call this guy all the time and uh he doesn't think anyone's ever gonna see it so i'm very excited for you to see this so tell me what is the problem what is the issue yeah it's a c00 error do you ever just uh let me know sir once a google pic chrome page comes up okay as i say you ever just wish that we had computers directly integrated inside our cradiums that way anytime but we wanted to do something we could just think it and it would automatically happen without any hesitation we wouldn't even have to do anything manually by ourselves well that will happen someday oh sign me up i'll be the first to do it can i ask your opinion on something if my internet is slow and their my grandson told me it might be throttling what is throttling and how can i thwart the throttle [Music] let me just let me just check uh do you have any usb cable server which you can hook to the computer from the printer no i used to have it with wife wifey or whatever they call it okay if you look on the screen okay you can look on the screen so you can see these buyers on the computer this is the problem you have these drivers are not working they're stopped that's what's giving you a problem when you're trying to download it that's why stopping the drivers or the installation on the computer i'll check the ip files and see what exactly it's giving you problem okay just a moment sir if you look on the screen so you can see this this is your ip addresses if you look right next to it you will see a list of foreign addresses here these connections are connected with multiple devices maybe you have these devices in your place amazon alexa or maybe you have an apple tv or this computer yeah i do it how did you know i had an apple tv it's on the screens are here oh my gosh and my roku these are all unauthorized connections are actually these yeah the roku and we say alexa amazon alexa you have all these foreign addresses we are talking about here normally there should be nothing there there should be nothing in there are these are all foreign addresses we call them botnets or hacking links or what do you mean they shouldn't be there i the game boy color is my i mean that's my game boy i'm and the apple tv that's your game i'm telling you again let me tell you we're calling it a robot yes no no i'm not i'm not talking a robot okay these are foreign these are actually foreign foreign addresses which are not supposed to connect with your devices recently that's what i'm trying to tell you i know i'm not i'm just telling you this is the list of your devices i'm telling you there should be nothing connected to these foreign addresses or these devices there should be no foreign addresses in there all these connections you can see established here these should be removed the different ip addresses you can see how many of them are numbers are coming up here these are all unauthorized connections we have to get rid of there should be nothing there on the foreign average section connected to any one of your devices so we have to make sure these foreign addresses are removed because these are neither nothing but ip infections or we call them hacking links this should be nothing there my mouse has a mind of its own it seems so i was telling you that i have the connection now i can work on the computer you can leave the computer the internet is working now it's restarting though that's what i've done i have to wait for it to restart give it two seconds give you permission to restart my computer why are you doing that sir we had to restart so there is no harm in restarting your computer sir we have to do it because we have to fix some problems here i hate restarting this dang thing it always makes some funny funny sounds now you hear that thing i'm telling you a computer kindly type in your passwords on your screen please type in a password um okay so you must know the song you must know about baby shark then is that right yes sir as i go again uh shark there's a there's a shark and it's a baby there's a shark and it's a baby or something like that well my wife knows better than me but yeah i know a bit about it give me one second let me just make sure you are your wi-fi is back on the computer now the first thing we recommend you here is the botnet or we call it hacking removal technician will remove all these connections all these foreign addresses which were connected to your ip and different devices second thing we recommend you seriously which you can use to block all these connections further so these hacking links or foreign addresses will not come up against her i'm just trying to give a little bit of a hard time it's kind of darker for some reason i don't understand in just a second i'll just keep it in just a moment okay let me you know what i should do let me uh let me just check my internet again i don't know if there's a problem i think it's connected sir and there is no problem with the intel right now it is saying it's connected so that's why i can work on it otherwise i would not be able to do anything hold on let me write this number down it says windows warning alert your system is infected it's dangerous right don't worry don't worry we've already checked that out that's what that's what that's that's what we're trying to so just a moment so that's what we're trying to fix here so that's why the warnings and things are coming up here okay well let me go ahead and let me go ahead and crawl on that i mean if it's uh if that's what we're trying to fix maybe i don't know what bear with bear with me for a second no no sure that's that's hold on give me one second sir that's a wrong that's just just a moment sir give me one second can you hear me okay yeah go ahead you you take your time okay i was telling you sir if you want to take your time i'll go ahead and call them and i can put you on hold there is no need to call these numbers or these are fake pop-ups numbers it says your system is infected with dangerous vibes that that's what i'm that's what i'm telling you this is not the correct if you see here so this is the bogus number okay hold on this is a fake number give me one quick do you see what i'm typing here professional will be there for you in a few moments worldwide do you see on your computers or what i'm typing here do you understand this yeah i saw the message on my computer that's why i'm calling the number of certified technological professionals i am telling you sir that's a scam number that's the wrong number you're calling hello welcome to worldwide y tech support association of certified technological professionals how can i help you today uh hi yes we're calling about a message that we received on the computer i have someone helping me with my printer here okay perfect perfect and we noticed that there were some problems with the computer but then when i tried to go to yahoo there was a what was it called what is it sorry i'm trying to think um what is it a virus yes yes yes okay perfect well listen my name is john smith and i work for the worldwide web wide tech support association of certified technological professionals and i can assure you sir i am here to help oh okay and well why don't we start off with this what is your but what is your name sir well i'm actually so i have a canon printer that's cool what's your name though you can yeah you can call me roger that's fine okay roger great great great and can i just get the last four digits of her social security number please uh why why do you need that it's for uh training and uh training purposes all right roger give me one second sir why do you need the last one hello hello let's just give you roger hello do you need his social security number why do you need a social media number who are you are you who are you hello you are you are asking for a per person social security number no no no no no no no no no that's what i was telling you do not share your information with anybody sir i don't i don't even understand what's happening sir i'm telling you right now i'm here to help you sir please you need to hang up the phone with the other guy whoever the other guy is he has no idea what he's talking about he clearly isn't actually a real technician you probably should just hang up because i mean listen to what he's saying you know getting your social security number mumbling about random computer standards he doesn't even really know you know he's just saying making up stuff i'm i'm here to help you my name is john smith i'm telling you right he has no idea what he's talking about he clearly isn't actually a real technician you probably should just hang up because he doesn't know what he's talking about i assure you i can help you with your printer i can help you with your network uh problems i can help you with the virus sir you're a scammer oh excuse me do you see how professional he's acting right now i am excusing you you're a scammer i'm trying to scam people hey hey hey don't talk to a customer like that look at it don't don't say stuff like that on a professional canon actually interfering i think both of you better just you know calm down and hold your horses and all that that's the best thing to do hold on sorry sir i'm actually i'm so sorry that you have to deal with this this scammer on the phone with you someone someone pretending to be from canon print this guy hold on i'm just looking it up right now um just looking up his support so sir i just routed through the md5 hack and i'm connected to your computer right now what yep and i got rewrited through fresno and now i can see on your computer right now there is someone uh that is a hacker on your computer yes yeah he the guy from canon saw the same thing no but that's the thing um i just talked to my friend my friend at the white house who works for the secret service and then he transferred me to the attorney general what yeah the attorney general has me on speed dial and his roommate's sister and i actually that's the reason i'm telling you i'm pretty good friends with these people so we just ran the ip uh ip god what is it called the ip ligament that the other guy is using on your computer and found out that he is a scammer he is wanted for fraud in 16 different countries what what what are you talking about do you you hear him he didn't even say no he didn't even say that he wasn't the scammer that's the thing because he knows it's true this guy i'm not he's calling i'm looking at his looking at the ligaments that are connected to your computer right now and i can see that he is wanted in 17 different countries sorry now 18. i just added i just added one more to the list and and he obviously yeah leave this guy alone leave him hey leave him alone leave him alone hang up hang up hang up leave him alone hey hey hey shh [Music] hey [Music] god yeah be quiet so i do want to do also do one thing okay which one of you is on my computer right now i am i'm on your computer right now which one of you number one i'm the one who's going to whenever he's on the computer sorry i'm on the computer right now um what do you need what do you need help what do you need help with this this is jay anderson right now i think this is jay anderson i'm on your computer this is jay anderson i work for uh the printer team and i'm here to help you with whatever you want what wait what is your name uh jay anderson i thought your name was smith oh yeah yeah sorry smith jay smith john smith he is scammer i'm telling you scammer i i just don't understand smith just go to your home i don't i don't understand what's going on okay you know what let me do let me do a favor let me do you a favor okay i'm gonna put you on hold for two seconds i'm gonna transfer to my manager they'll be able to help you up with everything that you need okay i i honestly don't know if i need a manager at this point i feel like this whole thing is just a big moment a certified technological professional i told you these are scam calls you don't need to call these numbers oh hello this is jay how can i help you what this is this is who the hell are you this is jay i'm with the web wide support i'm the manager oh okay what is the board nice to meet you yeah i'm the man i'm john's dad manager okay you john's dad yeah i'm i'm the manager of the floor i'm the on the manager okay can you help me with the problem that i'm having uh uh with my printer yeah yeah uh i can yeah definitely don't fully i could help you with whatever you need whatever you need wait who is that oh my god are you changing voice now roger don't you understand we're talking to you talking to scammer and why are you talking to them no no no no which one of you put the message on the computer about the viruses oh that was me that was me who which one of you that's a fake message it was me where'd the manager go i'm right here i'm sorry are you making fun of my voice that's not very professional yeah you don't like it calm down i just need someone to help go through the whole thing i don't understand one thing i don't know um hello this is the manager of worldwide web wide tech support association of certified technological professionals how can i help oh my god one more thing sir why don't you hang up under the line it's nice to meet you yes yeah it's so good to meet you um john smith hello who are you oh hi my name is john smith hello hello oh my god who is that who is this hello hello who are you okay and who is the other person on the line that would be me roger okay and which one of you was calling for our award-winning tech support i can help whoever needs it asking for social security number i want to ask you why oh that is so easy so according to our policies for quality and training purposes we always ask our customers for the last four digits of your social security can you tell me can you tell me your name please what's your name again what's your name again my name is the worldwide y tech support association and certified technological professionals my name's roger i don't care about what's your name that's great roger what's your name what my name's roger i said your name i'm asking that person that lady what's her name roger yep and i work for the worldwide worldwide tech support association of certified technology professionals is there a reason why you guys were calling me or what can i help you with we were talking to john smith because there was a message on my computer that we needed to have dealt with oh perfect okay let me just pull up here let me just pull up your file oops oh my god oh my god oh my god can you hear me oh my gosh i'm connected to your computer right now there are 13. oh my god there are 13 different scammers on your computer sir what oh what oh my god what are you talking about i'm sorry i'm sorry there are now there are 982 illegal files being corrupted on your printer so that's the oh my god with my printer are you okay where that makes a lot of sense jay did you hear that about the printer that's right roger we can hear you you just can hang up because we can take care of this ourselves we're professionals well i mean she does have a point roger excuse me roger yeah just let the professional talk okay with the professionals roger my name you were talking to jay anderson and why did you call the scammers these people scammers trying to scam you do you understand that thing sir excuse me do not call me a scammer excuse me this is a legitimate company we work for a legitimate company and we help people and that's why that's what we do no no no no sir roger don't get upset we are here to help your house look up tech support search for tech support on google and you'll find us we're the number one company in the world okay tell me what's your company's name i'm searching for it tell me what's your company's support tell me what's what's what's the worldwide give me one second give me one second it's just the moment i'm doing it right just a moment calm down worldwide right it's worldwide worldwide support.biz there should be an ad on top of every page oh yeah it's right there worldwide right by text okay what i don't i i i don't care about that's zombo.com what is zombo.com then oh yeah that's our parent company zombo.com everything is possible stop talking about these things what are you talking about the unattainable is attainable at zombocon wow that sounds really nice to be honest what are you what are you talking about i'm saying that we can help you okay no what is the model number not the brand number model number yep yep well i'm looking at your computer it looks like you have a couple different things attached to your network is that true oh yeah i got quite a few excuses what is that oh wow there's a lot of network interference have you been noticing like have you been having problems with your network lately well things have been pretty slow that's for sure yeah oh my god i can see yeah because like i can barely i'm looking through like the canal your web camera and there's a lot of like build up to like wow when was the last time that you cleaned your network pipes have you cleaned your network pipes frequently or never yeah you're probably getting throttled right now um if i had to guess that's exactly what's happening do you want to continue with the canon support people or should i hang up of course of course i do uh sir you don't need to continue with them they don't know anything about anything you don't uh did you just call me an old man are you talking to me yes i'm talking to you you're wasting his time oh that's the network infections they're over nine thousand what whatever when you're over 9 000 really your computer is infected a ton what yeah it's infected so bad oh it's i can smell it through the phone right now can you do one thing can you think about it can you handle it so bad hold on let me put you on the hole for one second hold on hold on one second please wait a moment can you hear me all of the tech professionals are busy [Music] i'm about to lose my mind right now i'm gonna lose [Music] wide tech support association of certified technological professionals i'm here to give you the darnedest tootiness best service i can how can i help you today who the hell are you yeah who are you hey no you don't don't you never talk to me like that i'm just friendly neighborhood worldwide support technician i'm sorry we were talking to you man john smith oh you want to be transferred to john smith give me give me just one quick second oh hi this is john smith from the world wide web blind tech support association of certified technological professionals oh god my computer please tell me hello uh this is john smith who do i have the pleasure of speaking with today you were talking to me like five minutes ago i called you because there's a virus oh let me transfer to the virus department give me just two seconds okay hello i'm working with the world wide web wide tig supporting association of certified technological professionals how can i be helping oh dear where the hell are you sweet baby jesus who are you i am my helping you with what i beheld big with your laptop i think what are you saying each of the viruses cost 499 technological professional to help thank you i can't pay 500 per virus i don't understand we do have many affordable plans for someone that is of your age 500 per virus and i have 7 000 viruses yes no no i don't want your help okay sir do you have google play card no i know what why if you have google play card we give you discount we give you discount roger can you hang up i don't want wait what roger why don't you hang out it only cost 100 to fix your virus if you have google play card i mean i might have a google play card do we need to do this jay what is this thing sir i don't understand one thing why roger why don't you hang up why don't you hang up you want me to hang up right now sir if i cannot hang up the phone i'm not allowed me i don't want to hang up jay i need your help seriously why don't you so you you need my help if you would like i could stay on the phone to help you if you'd like i can if you'd like i could stay on the phone and help you guys or whatever you you need wait who am i talking to we don't need your help yeah this is john this is this is god why don't you hang out with this guy wait you sound like the guy from before what are you talking about i'm not the same i'm not this i am not the same guy wait is this giant help you should hang up with that guy or the rs i'm not going to continue with this course i'm going to say one more thing listen if you don't if you don't hang up on jay you're about to be scammed for like 10 billion dollars you're gonna take everything are you talking about everything from your bank account you watch my war mark my words what he's gonna do he's gonna go inside your printer he's gonna put some kind of virus in your printer that slowly drains everything from it's literally your printer is gonna start going like a burr it's gonna make a burnout noise and it's gonna be taking all of the money you stop yelling what sir i am going out of my way to help you you know what who do you think you are my name is john smith and where do you get off thinking you can treat me like this roger listen when i was younger roger let me ask you one thing why don't you why why don't you hang up oh i hung up on him all right good god what is that guy where does that guy that's the wrong call that's a fake call hang up on themselves the j is being fired is that true i mean that's hold on let me get him on the line these people okay are you there hey yeah this is jeff um okay jeff and you're saying that you're jay's man jeff yeah hey yeah jay you're fired pack up your stuff wait what what yeah pack up your stuff bud pack it up pack it up pack it up wait john no this is jeff this is jeff are you kidding me right now yeah this is jeff i'm i'm mismanaged you're in the same guy yeah look at the link jd what is that look up jeff i'm on linkedin is the the corporate i don't care i don't i don't care about you i don't care about who you are do one thing here this person show me what you got what do you mean who are you how did you get my phone number i was looking at our you you know treating you inappropriately what do you mean he's been helping me pretty well disqualified what you're you are disqualified and you get it you know jessica is she's gonna come to your up she's gonna come down there and pack up all your stuff and security's gonna kick you out this is unbelievable uh wait hang up on jay this scam sure your empty wait what just to give me one second that they are able to connect to your computer give me one second just a moment let me check why how they can connect to your computer just a moment okay yes sir that's what will be my own that's what we'll be fixing yes i only hoped i don't know what i would do without you at this point is that so i tell you one thing here nobody connected to your network nobody connected your network and nobody can connect to your network but she knew that i had connected to your system remotely it's a fake thing she knew that i had a bunch of things these are called as these are called assumptions sir these are called assumptions assumptions or assumptions without checking your computer nobody can tell you that these things are there okay yeah well you go ahead and check that yeah check the network and make sure there's no hackers or whatever just to verify i will do it right now really good work i gotta be honest this is impressive because those guys my computer was having all kinds of problems a minute ago that is that's the only reason i was yelling at them sir and again the printer model number was mg3520 right that's the one you had let me just go ahead and tell the drivers for that now can you double well you just double check the uh so you can leave the computer oh i actually i already tried printing something a second ago let me see if it goes through uh it actually give me one thing give me one second let me just i'm checking a few things on the computer yes sir look at that now we're cooking with peanut oil hey you know the thing you have i believe that this is a virtual machine you have that's a virtual machine you have right is that a virtual machine or is that a real computer sir i'm not i don't know what that means it's because netstat's fake he's trying to he's trying to prove that it's not a string the infections were on the one on there one day it's not working now he can try to use several things on system let me just try to give you a picture again from this computer like he's jumping to that conclusion because the what he was typing in with netstat would show no foreign connections and he was going to lie to me there is no printer on this computer sir you have to add it it just worked fine i just printed something so like he doesn't actually know but he's drawn he's drawing conclusions though let me just go ahead g is good at the pc okay thank you yeah yeah i'll just check see you're getting a print up now yeah all right hold on a second okay well well that's good that's good news okay now about the security so you can check along with the repair if you want me to activate the security for you i can do that i can give you two things you already got the uh you already got all of them off the computer and all those foreign connections gone you got the printer fixed that's great um i tell you what jay um give me one second here i tell you i tell you what how about how's ten dollars sound do you like do you like um what's your favorite what's your favorite restaurant you like the olive garden maybe i'll give you a restaurant or maybe i'll give you a gift card for olive garden for ten dollars for helping me out how about that uh [Music] no sir there's a repair fee of 99 that's what will be well certainly okay hold on certainly you don't deserve that much i mean you did a good job but that what is this 2050 i mean 10 is quite a bit don't you think i mean we could activate the security sir that's the network privacy shield and the sonic wall on the computer and that will keep on blocking all connections so these things won't come out i don't know i don't know it's up to you if you want a security inexpensive right how expensive is that the three-year security will cost you kind of 199.99 quick i mean fast wait expensive when you said sonic i'm thinking about gotta go fast it's on my mind i couldn't get it out of there oh lord years of memes just circulating through my well i tell you what you know i really appreciate your help jay uh i feel like you're a good guy and all and you spent what almost two hours with me this week and that's a lot so yeah i want to compensate you somehow um would you would you would it help you to know would it help you to know that you enriched thousands of people's lives and made them laugh and and smile with glee or what what would do it for you you tell me sir what do you want to do uh either you can pay the repair fee that's my job and uh oh no if you want to know just to be clear i'm not paying you a dime i'm just saying like would it would it make you smile to know that you know thousands of people are gonna laugh at you know you screaming and yelling and getting angry while we wasted your time or did you did you at least have a little bit of fun you know what uh sir actually wait i know i tell you one thing sir roger i knew about it what do you think i'm a fool yeah i do when you were typing i definitely i do i definitely think me oh jay oh then i want to tell you one thing i'll tell you one thing sir i'm just waiting for this moment because i'm free i'm not doing anything i'm at home you guys like you every day every monday and you i'm a i'm a guy americans like you every day americans like you every day here's the thing though you can't do anything you can act tough but you had no clue what's going on for a good hour and 30 minutes and you just i know you're lying because i've called you for months i call you every single monday and i have for months and you if i call and i just say hey what's going on with you before you just hang up you've never talked to me before right i'll tell you one thing that's interesting give me one second all right i'll let you talk yeah but don't hang up don't hang up because you have nothing else to do don't hang up right you knew the whole time so clearly you were just having fun so don't hang up yeah i'm not going to hang up yeah just to be clear i'll clarify you [ __ ] off listen to me listen okay all right i just want to make it clear you have nothing better to do so don't hang up okay listen to listen to me listen to me listen to me all right when we checked the network status okay when we check all the foreign addresses there was a network access protection there which i knew that you're not you're not the actual person i was talking to second thing listen to me listen idiots listen to me i talk to people like you every day i know people like you i was just way out talking to you know why because you were actually coming in and going out of the phone when i was screaming at you roger roger roger are you roger you're not the same you know the real guy okay i tell you one thing get a job get some house on monday i believe you must have spoken to many people from our company i have a job listen to me dude i'm being paid to talk you i'm being paid to talk to you right now you know how many people are laughing at you like thousands of people right now are laughing that's what i'm saying all right [Music] you

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 956,682

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, rage, social engineering, tech support, voice actor, justice, payback, revenge

Id: eK9MRhK6lFs

Length: 44min 56sec (2696 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 20 2020

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[u/Stramanor]

Hello Roger (:

[u/1ManifestDestiny1]

One of my favorites lol