I found a new strat for No Damage Noita runs!

if you're new here my name is mcqueen hello good to meet you i do uh challenge runs in noita or at least that's what i'm getting back into and i'm really excited to be doing that because uh super fun super very stressful uh and it's a it's a pretty good time we get to chill and hang out let's jump into the uh the main course here microbes same same i have tried to do that run so many times but i've never gotten all of the ingredients necessary um like faster swimming breathless electricity uh it's my fault for not pausing don't blame yourself please totally cool that is incredible that isn't a good one this is this is an amazing start wow that could have been the end to a very amazing start it happened to you twice that's unusual because the recipe for that is random in every run for example if i poured acid on something um i mean sure there's a chance that it could be similar or the same recipe that you had but the chances is extremely limited because of the number of uh chemicals in the game cool we got more snow i actually want homing on this run that would be uh that'd be extremely good you swear oh i believe you i'm just saying it's very rare yep how you doing b-rex good to see you man what an amazing starting wand this never happens so bubble spark by itself uh doesn't seem very good like if you had a single projectile um on a one that was shooting quite slowly uh you'd probably think well what's what's the big deal right but we've got a one that can spit three out almost simultaneously um and it fires rather rapidly but its beauty lies in the fact that it's a slow moving projectile and it hangs around and it does 5 damage so they stack up very very very well you can dig with it as well very difficult to do so um you kind of need to bounce it off of things and then have it see that it dug a little bit out it's possible but yeah definitely not something i would you know i'd only use it if i was in a pinch yes taran that's correct and there's a mod you can get as well that tells you what the recipe is um and that's totally fine like a lot of people think that ah that you know they want to do it legit but you can play this game however you want if you want to have you know tinker with ones everywhere right at the start of the game there's a mod for that there's a lot of little quality of life tweaks that uh that people have made and there's no there's no shame like it's you know people get worried about what other people are gonna think but on the contrary i think play the game however you want if the difference between you playing the game and not playing the game is the fact that you need to use a mod [Music] well i think you can see where i'm going with that [Music] bubble spark with accelerating projectiles very nice and the bubble bounce modifier nice yeah that'd be fun um i know a streamer that um she she would only play the game with that uh hidden recipe thing that we were just talking about turned on and she would reset until she got the midas recipe that was um easy to sort of uh replicate um because she just loved swimming through gold i thought that was delightful you're one of the people that wants to do it legit and that's totally fine too i mean that's all i know really i only i've only you know played with mods a little bit um but that's just to mess around and stuff i sometimes have cheat engine um not cheat engine what's it called cheat gui um it's really helpful for helpful for getting like very specific content in the game to make youtube videos but whatever whatever floats your boat i think the devs have kind of embraced the modding when i first spoke to the devs uh about mods they well sorry i was talking to a modder about the mod system and they said that it's kind of very closed off like they don't give you access to the ui um you can put text on the screen but it's it's in a very specific you know place you can't make menu items now you could now you've got like whole brand new game modes and and all sorts of other [ __ ] it's cool um i would like this it's i'd like a couple of these things actually let me think about that a drill on the next floor will be it'll pay for itself i am broke again new game modes yeah so in the main menu uh when you when you say start new game and it gives you the option of you know um new game like practice run daily nightmare whatever uh previously that couldn't be modified at all um but the devs went you know what this modding business is actually very uh community friendly um so they they really went for it it's a spell refresh really damn i kind of have to wait this one out give you ideas to add things to the official game i think that's actually happened yeah a lot of the a lot of the spells that you find in 1.0 or spell modifiers are very minor tweaks on things that were available in like goku's mod for example or you know other really cool mods it's the same um well it's not i'm sure there's no malice intended they just want to make a better game but when you think of google and apple how they sort of buy up smaller companies with really great ideas and they implement those ideas into their main products and then they shudder the companies kind of like that 107 and raincloud is kind of useful um raincloud i don't often use beyond the first floor the 10 7 we might be able to use for something that was bad i should not have done that i got stuck on this little this little bit right here that was uh that was pretty big risk actually so this is this is like this little pit of coal there's quite often um a chest in there so we're gonna get a little bit closer see if we can see something in there oh interesting hmm oh b-rex if you're still here dude did you see uh super meat boy forever coming out in two weeks if i read that correctly i wasn't i had no sound on during the game awards today i'm not very good at super meat boy um i like i like the first couple of worlds where it's very simple and they introduce mechanics slowly but um uh like yeah i'm it's not kind of i'm not very good at it but i figured it'd be right up right up your your alley what is super meat boy forever um so uh it's been in development for a long time um god we're talking pax 2014 [Music] 2015 something like that uh was when it was originally announced and uh um don't get greedy 330 bucks that's all i've got so far it's pretty bad uh let's go get the tablet and i haven't gotten uh essentially it was supposed to be an auto runner so kind of like rayman god what's that name rayman the one on phones it's gonna be like that um and everyone was kind of disappointed way back when because well one an auto runner just sounds boring and [Music] i spent 220 in the store oh right of course i did anyway it's been in development for ages and ages it's i guess a spiritual sequel it's my team meet um it looks like it's coming out on most platforms ah it looks really polished now god damn it i want to test one thing what does this look like instead i only need one projectile but whatevs mana's a problem waiting for the sequel to hollow knight what's that called wait don't tell me it's got a really cool name okay tell me that's pretty good now yeah we'll take silk song thank you god damn it are you serious gross um that's extremely dangerous nope okay and i know i said i was going to use the uh the drill to get money back which we still might be able to do on this one but it won't be as effective oh god i love it i love it so much yeah we want homing that's kind of that's the one that we're really after now with this projectile and homing uh we'd be laughing oh shame about that recharge delay um but we now have a digging wand kinda oh slow as hell the damage field is really nice in fact what is it one and a half seconds well one we could speed that up two if we could find a trigger spell that can actually dish out some damage outside of that it might be viable damage feels pretty dope uh but with the trigger spell the damage field would only be on the primary shot and not everything that comes afterwards so oh how are you still alive lantern smashing probably ended my runs more than i'd like to admit me kicking a lantern and it's smashing top of that list now the draft is combining with other liquids and spreading yep corn dogs that sounds about right yep imagine a hitless game mode that gives you an extra perk or spell instead of a health refresher oh that sounds really good um there's a there's a this mod that i'm currently using it's kind of an evolution of a mod that was created by goki way back when um i hit him up on discord well i i hit up the the discord for noita and i went into the modding section like hey guys is this a thing that is possible i didn't even realize way back then what was possible with a modding scene and goku messages me and he says i can do that and i said oh okay cool like you know how long do you need and then by the time he answered the question he'd already written the code um there's a few versions of it there's one that kills you instantly upon taking damage which is fun but not really great for practice for obvious reasons um like if i get to the vault i'm gonna want to finish the run and see how many hits i can finish it in little practice mode oh lava problem oh oh big problem yeah let's not go that way it's a process see that's a little bit of fire underneath that gold i don't know what it is down there could just be fire but don't trust it even the green ground i don't necessarily trust part of me wants to ball out of control right now but i think keeping it contained in a small area might be smarter [Music] these are a problem the beehives um i've mentioned this before but they operate by proximity not by line of sight um so you can have a beehive of constantly spawning enemies um even if you're nowhere near it well on the opposite side of a a divider like this big chunk of terrain right here um they got a ton of health and yeah they're just constantly spawning pikus which is really bad one of my least favorite enemies and i think some of the pikus can even be mama pikus which is even worse ah that was the last run that we had the uh had the slime slime blood hmm so if i go down and to the right that's where the hive is i want to avoid that i'm gonna have to go down and left that brings its own problems ah we're gonna leave that gold over there we don't need it right now what's my reroll cost right now it's 400 right which means i would need 1200 to get two possibly doable a lot of collecting though how far have i gotten with this challenge in 1.0 jungle i think uh pre 1.0 i've completed it one hour and 35 minutes is my pb i say we go we got an exit right in front of us i think that would be um probably a good idea yeah yep bell shop what do we got double cast acid trail bubble spark blood is it possible the neuter in the future could be multiplayer that's uh i i don't know like i would assume not so much just because of how you know complex the physics system is and adding another player to that um would essentially double those those calculations however someone has developed uh a developer by the name of solder91 very well known in the modding community has made a mod called neuter together it is uh how would i explain it asynchronous multiplayer i guess so everyone plays on is it seated maps as well i've never actually done it i've just watched other people play it anyway let's say you you're playing the same map as me or whatever and we're going through the level and to get a win we both need to to lock that in however we can trade spells in a holy mountain like i could come over here and i'll go right you need i don't know you need rain cloud and i can drop it in a little bucket and that will appear on your end um it's pretty cool pretty cool stuff you can trade gold as well i think uh and i think the most people played that simultaneously is like 20 plus so i don't know i don't know god damn it are you serious high mana low capacity one off low capacity means it halves the capacity of a wand and it rounds down as well so blood is really good so it's the uh the other attributes that are modified that make it good um i'll buy it just to show you anyway so it's yeah that you've got that uh castle recharge time speed up the problem with blood specifically versus oil and water is that it's a limited quantity spell anything blood related um yeah you need unlimited spells to take full advantage of that when you use the perk when you had one slot and it didn't go to zero slots really ninja it did the exact opposite when i used it it might have been updated since it might have been like in the patch patch notes so what does one off mean it means that after you've used it it's done there's no other you can't you know you can't get this the benefit again let's get that out of there one second [Music] hmm [Music] well god it's awful um the recharge on that is too bad i don't think i'm going to take a wand here a perk again or maybe the no no it's not worth it yeah so the reason it's limited i think is so that it can't be abused with uh vampirism anything blood related you know if you if you had the ability to constantly produce uh like a a blood item you'd be able to drink it up i think you can get a second one that's correct yeah yeah it's just for the one that you're taking it's it's a one-off use one-time use but you could potentially get another version of it elsewhere at another holy mountain whatever well here we go half tempted though this is free isn't it half tempted to add it to this it'll be used up in a very short period of time but going into the third stage is probably not a bad idea you track gold so you don't have to jump into the fire and stuff the problem problem with attract gold is that uh sometimes it can draw physical objects towards the player um you you don't want that happening what benefit does it add uh so see the cast delay and recharge time negative numbers down the bottom it speeds up your wand which speeds up your effectiveness of casting spells what's up zen how you doing man see you thanks for getting you addicted to undermine dude i'm i'm misunder mine undermine was good fun um i feel like oh not good i feel like i've played it out though you know yeah there was no way [Laughter] uh how's my night going it's going well man going well oh how are the runs going well that's a different question so we found the limitation of this spell a couple of runs back uh the range really does make your uh offensive capabilities problem this is the modifier invisible force pushing and pulling you right so with these you'll notice shots get affected by it's like a little gravity well there's red ones that push away uh these are a bigger problem than you'd think they cause massive problems for uh these runs a lot of the a lot of the floor modifiers are actually pretty bad oh a single one's even worse it's so slow okay might be i'll do something with that i really like a dropper bolt i know people used to be a fan of it especially on a trigger but i've never really never really been a big fan do they pull liquids no they don't affect liquids at all all right we want to get up there you've got to be really careful with uh explosives oh this is cool okay we got a chest in here we love chests well i don't like this new primary good okay we won't bother with that it's fine the hard thing is to read a wand or you mean like to examine it so that you don't kill yourself with it yeah it's probably a good idea um i take that for granted now like i pretty much check everything i find but uh i remember a time when i was like oh that that's a pretty wand bang i'd really like some water hey there was water wait what am i talking about where was that there accelerating let's tip this somewhere safe so that uh enemies don't go swimming in it fast enemies is bad this looks suitable i could just drink the stuff but then i'd be affected by it which i don't really want either still maintain uko's the worst enemy in the game twice yesterday he jumped out of the darkness in icy caverns and point blank one shot you it seems like he's become more aggressive and he's got that sort of uh that stealth attack mechanic now it's weird because that's happened to me as well he used to be a pussycat uh like he could still kill you uh if he if he hit you but his shots were very avoidable he didn't he didn't move around as much and then also you know obviously if he hits the ceiling that you're near you might get zapped which is also bad but yeah it wouldn't it wouldn't surprise me if they're slowly you know updating [Music] really minor things about each enemy type just tweaking them you know for balance i personally think the worst enemy is that coward what's his what's his finnish name the one with the green beam that teleports other enemies in there's nobody worse than him right now more bombs could be good music swampers yep swampers are uh well they used to be on my list they're not so annoying anymore are they not on the list because they got changed so you just get better with dealing with them they're they're kind of a non-problem um if you see them you just don't shoot them now if you've got homing shots that's a different story um this is perfect okay so this this wand is not as good as the one we're using but this one the green one whenever you see this grab it because it's really really good super fast ton of mana good recharge at least for you know the first level what we're going to do is swap these four projectiles onto this wand this wand works better when you have multiple projectiles um being shot uh so that's really good very happy with that hey it's a little slow right now i'll stick with my uh current primary the wizard that nullifies your spells you can't even tablet kill them because their body eats the tablet bit mean what am i talking about mean this game by design is mean don't give me too many good ones to choose from ah drill though [ __ ] i don't want to get rid of one number three because it's got a speed up and two multicasts on it multicasts are really important oh this is a tough choice [Music] do i get rid of my bombs that's probably a mistake even with drills let's see you guys reading my mind here so yeah bombs have other properties as well all right we'll see uh especially taking out machines once we reach uh he's based those toasters in partition in particular can be really uh really frustrating okay 146 bucks that is terrible we've still got to farm a little bit here chest chest the hell did he go that dude was motoring geez now ordinarily i'd just place a bomb at the base here but uh we ain't got bombs anymore we're gonna dig from underneath that's actually pretty risky now that i think about it because if something bad is in here like a thunderstone for example we're gonna be right up next to it let's see here we go okay we're good is there any rule against digging straight down in a no hit run yes so you can dig anywhere inside the level's boundaries okay um as long as you take the teleport at the end of each stage you're good um so you can't you can't go to the edge of the level and dig around the outside that would be considered uh unacceptable by the rules black holes are totally fine if you use them if you got them use them um but yeah you essentially have to follow the the intended quote unquote path down 291 bucks this is terrible polymorphine now that's something yeah yeah i wouldn't mind one of those actually polymorphing is a really good great flask to keep for oh [ __ ] emergency type situations um if you or somebody else summon uh steve by mistake and he pops up all of a sudden obviously fighting him is an option and he's his shots are avoidable but you can also get really unlucky very quickly with that as well um throw it on the ground and i'll show you exactly where and uh he will turn into a sheep and you'll one shot him just throw it right here it fills up to about yay high and he has to swim through it to get get up to see you this is great no re-roll this time shield is amazing for these runs [Music] right i'm gonna switch over to this this will be like a quick burst machine gun type thing now let's look at the speed of this 0.03.45 recharge we want the lowest recharge time we've got well that is it is now our digging wand i have speed up splitters and a couple of dropper bolts which i don't really care about 359 to spend what are we gonna buy black holes though can't afford it anyway that that for that for a drill would be really nice it doesn't have many uses outside of that it's all my money but we're gonna get all of the money back on the next floor okay i'm good with that what was the spell the last one uh it's literally a missile with three exclamation marks um it does it does what you think it does i think it homes somebody's told me that it homes in uh it just doesn't fly very far so i don't i don't really think it's that useful the damage is quite low too oh 50 and 100 on the explosion i take that back that's not bad uh we won't be using it today though it's a little bit quicker it homes very slightly ah thanks rocky heavy spread with the drill that might work actually that might be really good let's try switch it around freaking genius want to see a missile only run so this one does have a small problem as you can see we ran out of mana pretty quickly there wintergreen how are you tonight what's going on it's not all that much better is it okay well we'll deal i don't like running out of mana you know it's one of my least favorite things let's go shopping now we don't need bombs that's good it's really good god i didn't think that myself oh it's a little bit disappointing for this one um however the double cast and light that's going to help us out uh this style of one by the way nine eighty percent of the time it's gonna be really good that's just okay hey wintergreen thank you very much for the sub man welcome on in that could have been bad did he die i think he'd well you got little little baby ones down here too so see these few very minut green pixels right here that's toxic vapor that can hit you i think if it's condensed in more than a single pixel um yeah it can hit you so be very very careful with that stuff toxic immunity does now protect you from that thankfully same with toxic rock clicking on the chainsaw at the front with your mana reduction right on i i like to use the uh heavy spread with trigger spells if you put it after the trigger but before whatever is taking effect you still get the entire benefit from the speed up um but none of the downside well i guess technically you do but who cares at that point uh i'm really worried about going in here to get this gold the reasons i was just mentioning oh yeah we're not even running out of mana with this it's great right on zen take it easy dude get messy what's up panda how you doing tonight i gotta watch my o2 supply here okay just my favorite spell in the game no big deal that's a lot of coal i love the i love the atmospheric sounds in here like it it sounds like a cave would sound well i assume i've been caving in my life but that's how i picture it where did that fire come from it just happened why did that happen ah too late that was weird uh gotta keep myself topped up even further i think i must have hit something then this needs some chainsaws the boulders don't look down combusted what unless we've got another bio modifier at play here i don't know i mean maybe that's just an effect maybe that's just a particle effect and nothing to do with god i don't really want to find out um friction makes heat i mean yes uh it'll be the first time i've seen it in this game though i think it's just a particle effect yeah like i have no water on right now we're good we're fine maybe someone should make a horror mod for this game like uh yeah what was that what was that british movie really good movie actually uh like the underground it's it's essentially what uh it was called the descent uh but there was a game released maybe last year or the year before that was very similar in concept to that um it was like a a crashed airplane and you had to survive and then at night all these like anemic looking vicious things came out forest thank you yep that's the one i'm thinking of never played it myself but i watched um it was an australian youtuber who was known for playing forgive me if this is incorrect rust i believe very funny um pulling pranks on people and going on like weird missions um anyway he played the forest and it was very good stimpy not name doesn't ring a bell oh mr mimeo what's his name 618 bucks i haven't rolled yet right no we got shields free you dropped that wand you had no right using that always casts gunpowder arc i already have gunpowder arc though um no we don't want or need that i think what's my opinion opinion of vegemite you prefer marmite i've had marmite i no i i love vegemite i think it's amazing my wife can't stand it actually i don't even know if my wife has tasted it but she smelt it and that was enough for her [Music] 732 all right so we're good for a re-roll or two and maybe a few extras you have okay all right then vegemite is nothing but pain to you marmite is liquid gold to your taste buds i was gonna say both are okay but you went there so we can we have i think i think we have to fight now i think that's it i think the line's been drawn um a lot of people and this is gonna you've probably heard many many australians say this before but people who try it for the first time um apply too much and uh they think it's like a like a nutella type spread but it's you only need the tiniest amount how do i feel about peanut butter love it of course i love it everybody loves peanut butter except people that are allergic i apologize those all right round number three at this stage tonight 390 bucks for a single chainsaw no real good wand yet though certainly not that one how hell no always cast personal fireball thrower hmm how about how about never that is okay the max mana is a problem [Music] though how do i feel about nutella you mean when i'm not eating it with a spoon out of the jar um i don't know if you've seen my tier three subs at all my tier three uh emotes but yeah i love it gas fire oh if only i had fire immunity if only that would be freaking dope this is my only no shuffle 0.95 seconds we can reduce that by 0.25 point seven problem is we can't really hit hard enough yet we got no projectiles that would do the trick there did i know that ferrero rocher are filled with nutella basically dude come on yeah ever tried cookie butter yes love it too yeah there's oh dude if it's sweet even remotely sweet i've i've had it and i love it i got problems i gotta roll this unfortunately damn that is a really tough choice actually that's a really tough choice um if this was any faster i'd consider getting toxic community amaretto is the um wait amaretto's a an alcoholic drink right that's the hazelnut liqueur hmm game you're making me i think i'm gonna get i don't really want to get tinker with once but i think i'm gonna get it like toxic community is really good right now name my favorite thing to cook i'll name my favorite thing to eat probably thai food followed by very closely by pizza um but there is this one dish that i enjoy making um it's uh you you add water you put it in the microwave for three minutes and you get this delicious ramen meal at the other end it's amazing yeah i'm gonna get it maybe the non-damage perk i i need higher damage output right now or more to the point sustained fire at the moment i've got this one which is decent but the mana is dropping way too quickly so um it's a bit of a problem what is this water to raman spell you get it this just isn't good enough unfortunately it's too slow um it's a shame because that would be the perfect host otherwise well hold up what can we do here no we'll stick with what we got it's fine uh b-rex there's a i don't know if you have a trader joe's where you are if that's just like a a us or uh la thing but um they have these cookies they're cookie butter cookies so they're like um i don't i don't even know how to it just the most amazing thing ever trader joe's is so dangerous though you go there and it's like oh this looks amazing and it is god i hate this well seeing i would be really good right about now too so the shield should protect us a little bit maybe um it's not it's not perfect uh because you notice how our character model is actually taller than it is wide um because the gap between the top of their head and the shield is very small if you get shot from top or bottom you could still take a hit um even if even if the shield like fully works you can still take a hit there also anything that's fast moving like a sniper projectile you might get lucky and the angle might get sort of uh the angle of the shot it might sort of reflect it kind of or bounce it but 90 of the time a sniper bullet's gonna go straight through and hit you anyway so watch out for those red laser beams see this up here that's freezing vapor right there if i banged my head into the ceiling i'd get hit omios how are you trader joe's is part of the german aldi brand really oh no way i had no idea we just got saved that's one count the number of times shield saves my ass by the way because uh it adds up fast doing good man thank you for asking what uh what brought you to l.a rex don't tell me you're at twitchcon because i was there that's two three the uh shield also has a limited life as well so if it takes a few too many hits it disappears and has to regrow got it i was just um reminiscing with a buddy of mine took me to the game awards last year um where that uh the developer what was the the game where it was like a prison escape game and it was co-op and you had to work with this your your brother who you got locked up with to escape uh he's very eccentric and he was on he was on tonight as well i saw him again i had the sound off i didn't hear a word he said but kanan lynch no no no a way out you got it yeah um we saw that we saw that live him going on a massive rant it was awesome god the man on this sucks this is the reason i picked up tinker with ones holy [ __ ] didn't even see you coming up there it's so that if we find better spells on a shitty wand we can just take the spells we can harvest it live or uh if we find a better host body for spells we can do that as well sniper dead different sniper what are the dmca shenanigans um depends who you talk to let's just say twitch's handling of the situation hasn't been ideal so i have moved a lot of my older content onto a second youtube channel uh i think we're all almost at 600 subs there by the way i want to get to 1k so i can turn those ads on another sniper yep these riflemen biggest pain now the spells sound like parasites oh cheers guys thank you um i would turn off the notifications unless you're interested in seeing vods as i upload them but most of them are up there now there's over 200 um 200 on there so notifications probably maybe one every couple of days now what's up fella yeah i don't want to deal with you actually can't not a little bit of the worm blood it's good for you let you see in the dark where the hell did he go straight down oh oh yeah that's not bad hey reasonably fast good mana really good mana it's a shuffle though but that's fine we'll make do i'll figure out something to do with it do i often have the same thing you do when a worm makes steve angry worms not so much worms are taken care of pretty much by the worm crystals spiders all the damn time yeah we ain't going that way back up real quick here i need to know where that worm is if we passed him he could come down directly on top of our heads if we haven't passed him uh it might be way in for us and pop up out of the ground worms are really susceptible to fire damage uh so if you do have a chance to set some set them on fire please do so they will get taken out a little bit quicker curious to see the new mini boss and pool he's working on no way he is oh my god i love the devs of this game so normally when a game comes out out of early access right and it's officially available and people are playing it on twitch and all the rest whatever [Music] it's usually got a pretty short lifespan unless it's an instant hit right like a spelunky two but i mean spelunky two's got lineage uh but there's something to be said for devs that just constantly update the game um and and yeah the noida devs are definitely god damn it this sucks so we've got a wand in here which i really want to get because this particular body shape is normally very very good it'll be a no shuffle wand reasonable capacity probably seven or eight decent stats across the board normally um there's a turret in there so i'm gonna have to be real quick here okay we might have a little barrier here yeah that's exactly what i what i just said um perfect we've got a multicast and uh pentagon formation linear arc which is a damage up i don't particularly like this very much it's a bit weird however on a trigger it's not so bad i still don't really have anything to pass that damage on did i ever play bubba as you no i have a tiny brain i've seen people play it and the first 10 minutes and i'm i'm already out i'm like i have no idea so i could modify this wand here however i don't think it's necessary i think we're fine at the moment all right the worm's definitely down here he's digging all the way around we could be in trouble with steve fortunately i have my polymorph blast at the at the ready [ __ ] he went straight down huh yeah that might be a problem we'll see he's still here he's he's roaming around let's go okay okay okay this is good this is real good tell me what the nola spell does i know it's very good i just don't know what exactly what it does strong levitation more hatred cool among us the devs are still updating the game when it got popular i mean they'd be mad not to they dropped development of the sequel um because the first game blew up really smart move really really smart move sets the duration to zero trigger spells immediately hey zealousy what's up man how's the t see i beat you too at this time oh i said the wrong thing though well come on in thanks for the raid dude all right let's make something cool sets the duration to zero trigger spells immediately oh that that would actually make dropper bolt kind of incredible that would yeah i mean very dangerous too but yeah that'd be really cool [Music] uh because we have tinker with ones we can now start a storage wand but we're gonna do let's have a look here one of these one of these [Music] one of these it's great on explosives to take forever right oh so you could actually make let's say you had unlimited spells you could make a an on trigger bomb you could make it on trigger nuke that's kind of cool did we want to re-roll up to 400 no i can't oh i'll get no no that's fine get a little bit of flight juice it's always good let's put you here what else we doing actually linear arc might be perfect here there's a damage up died spectacularly to end the stream uh were you playing uh spelunky or you're not playing noita are you 30 bombs 11 ropes vlad's cape 30 hp dang olmec smooshed you oh no i'm sorry man that sucks so far so good can we speed that up anymore maybe not at the moment huh so this should hit really hard and i know it doesn't look it but it would be decent kellgren you got a win in slasher's keep can i tell you a secret i don't think i'm gonna play slasher's keep anymore that uh that run we had a couple of days ago i it just it destroyed me maybe i should keep this one on standby let's switch this out don't dig too much it should be fine i will keep this one on standby just in case uh but if we're using this in easy base we're already lost okay i think i'm good keep empty slots in inventory very important it's a good tip that was a 28 non-crit that's not bad but i know we can do bigger better than that this guy's a problem if we go this way he'll probably fall down off there and then be a potential problem for us i don't really have a choice i think i could go up and and scout out above i think that no actually check that see this green light over here that's kind of the most dangerous turret in the game that is uh what's that spell called magical magic bolt turret terrifying really fast and it hits you for like 30 40 a hit or something it's dumb so predictable and i don't have any bombs do i know let's move a little bit closer over here let's go up this way he could this gives us an out and we might be able to start picking him often dropper bolt that's some wild coin jumping down there it's so dark man oh [ __ ] yep he's here oh no this is gonna be bad what if i can kill him before he sees us though sniper's still there it's fine i just gotta get that other guy he's the worst it's good damage for sure all right i think we got him [ __ ] man okay have i played enter the gungeon yes played it quite a lot that is another one that i am not very good at uh i like to watch bisnap play that where did all this water come from freezing liquid potion let's not touch that if you're careful with that you could empty it out it's a shot i was gonna say that's a shot save your key presses uh with the with the oofs and f's in chat trust me your your keyboard will wear out if you do that every time i take a hit uh to give you a bit of a and an idea how long it took me the first time i think i started in december and it no it would have been november and i think i did it in january um probably about 150 200 runs i'd say at least at least kinda tempted by an extra spark bolt no i'm not take that back um death's cross might be good and uh multi would be also good cookiesaurus how are you um i'm yet to see the mandalorian everybody raves about it oh it casts that no matter what hey i thought it was only if it hit something interesting these guys have so much hp it hit the box oh okay 134 so we can buy i'm really tempted by death's cross that might be our play this run try that get rid of this i should be putting this somewhere else well i don't really have anywhere else to put it down i heard there was another couple of star wars shows coming and at the game awards didn't they announce a like a new video game or is it a expansion to the old republic or something or maybe that's the name of the show again i had it on silent i don't actually know what was said dark viper dude we got to stop meeting like this people will start talking thank you so much for the raid man well come on in how uh how did noita treat you today my goodness that's a lot of a lot of text oh another one oh that's right it's because it's the the watery biome got it got it got it be so careful of those rebounds got him this guy used to be a nice guy then he started oh then he started working for for them he died he got one hit killed by a giant worm yep okay [Music] after seven hours oh [ __ ] oh dude i'm sorry um i don't i don't know what to say that's that's rough oh it's only a five hour run ah take it back it's fine then yeah i have uh i have been in similar situations though i've had multiple day runs and with the blink of an eye killed himself yesterday with his own acid i love it see noitec neuter is the game that just keeps giving tends to be very hard yes uh that is undeniable i think yeah it's well i mean there's a couple of ways you could look at that right like yes it's a hard game but i would say more than that it's unforgiving um if you treat it with respect you tend to have a better time but no i i love it it's essentially you know a sandbox you get to mess around in and sometimes you mess a little bit too hard knowledge is core absolutely i mean that i think that can be said for all roguelikes though well all games in general but roguelikes especially no it's just a baby wand do i want it i kind of need it can i get in there from underneath let's check that first oops we've got a missing wand here that is not a good sign and a lantern bro to boot [ __ ] um where did that one go that's what i want to know god you're in a bad spot huh all right mr box take it easy get close he won't shoot as much there we go uh okay damage up very nice be nice be good kelvin you're out as well take it easy thank you so much for stopping on by oh yes i can actually see in the dark now i appreciate that wintergreen i don't know uh i don't know how well you're praying is going to protect me but uh it is much appreciated there it is yeah i'll take that a couple of maltese lights so we still got a a pretty significant problem and that's that we've got trash for projectiles vijay i think it's impossible to learn from from dying in this game i i literally think it's impossible like even if you continually repeat the same mistakes it's not necessarily like i think your brain picks up on that stuff oh my god too slow too slow uh dude light i have a a brand new respect for what an amazing spell that is i had no idea i i just thought it was this little dinky light that's all it did oh i hear standardi boy oh boy did you come into the wrong biome where though there no it ain't him that was really silly he died i think i didn't hear the the death rattle but that's a shame that's 60 bucks no he's still there some he's somewhere i don't know now we have a wand oh boy i'm gonna come back and get this correction i'm gonna come back and get this he's up there somewhere i'm gonna go back to the store little uh little spell market i'm gonna buy that bouncing projectile the bouncing projectile damage up on our 10-7 will be pretty good not incredible but certainly better than what we're currently using i see a bunch of uh spiders over there as well you love how calm and chill the stream is oh i get angry slashers keep got me there a couple of days ago but i have vowed to stop playing so oh yeah we don't need the bombs anymore good call i got there you are cool how many how many hours until my first win ever oh goodness i couldn't give you an hour number on unfortunately all of my vods i lost all my all of all of the vods before uh march of this year unfortunately but um i would say probably about 150 runs uh i used to get to the little platform so that the third biome had a slightly different platform where you could fall down into the ice caves and uh i used to come down there and just die over and over and over again i didn't give that level the respect it deserves uh i'm not sure what you mean by that all right so there's a bunch of spiders down here somewhere gotta be real careful because they'll take me out very very quickly that's lava right there be careful of that too oh [ __ ] no way oh how did i lose the the vods uh i didn't i i didn't record them back then uh yeah simple as that what element kills this guy bombs um see in that chest could be something amazing could also be trash i don't really have bombs uh letting him out would be a mistake i still kind of want to do it though i risk high reward right i have well i have tnt tnt is way too small to deal with this game i'm gonna go back and get that other one though i'm thinking i'm thinking hang on what does the potion below him do it's fire potion dig the chest out from under his feet i mean i have to go down here anyway um i say we skip oh good i was just wondering where's the acid guy when you need him yeah the curse the cursed orb guy is uh he has way too much health he's no joke foreign oh that was really risky right i forgot that turns fire into a flamethrower now you mean the hag yeah lantern bro that's what i said ah [ __ ] ah too much too much water around what are we at 302 it's not bad either to capacity though goodnight corndogs take it easy go back for the ambrosia to help ah parachute i can't use ambrosia it's against my uh arbitrary rule set there's the spiders thinking i'm thinking if you're gonna take risks better take them early well the problem is i've got a damage plus which is so super rare especially on floor one that's what i'm worried about losing god damn it chat you're right i'm at the right side i don't think he can be set on fire jesus that noise what have i done it is a wand i think i can be quick what are we going to drop though uh all seeing i would be sad to get rid of or we ditched my primary and then gtfo after that could work [Music] yep of course what a trail just what i need on this floor that's a sick wand it's a sick one period it's super fast decent mana um that's a that's a game-winning wand right there as it is one hurdle yes go for a swim my good man oh you can breathe underwater that sucks no you can't okay i'll wait god damn it making a mess here what i don't want to do is go any further left we could go all the way back yeah we'll go all the way back let's see where where did we leave pretty close but down maybe there is can i get past him i have one explosive left oh someone picked up a wand my old one i'm not getting that back can he drown i have no idea but if we can find another way around then we're good oh yeah we're real good if we can make it to the holy mountain we're gonna go for a swim hold your breath okay okay let's see what perks we have we've got black hole we've got explosion is uh breathless and that's interesting [Laughter] it's not your traditional type of run god i've i've i haven't done like one of these runs could be fun sandersham thank you very much for the sub man far swimming in electricity i kind of need electricity before we need electricity before we go for it because electricity spreads through water if i create just water even if i can breathe in it i'm bound to get electrocuted so that's a no but breathless could work all right so we'll keep that on the back burner for now there you go taking breathless it doesn't spread that far knowing my luck spreads a bit wide that's a really nice wand look at the recharge on it's amazing i've only had a regular [Music] 0.32 how long have i been playing this game since uh when did it come out august last year november last year we got like 1200 hours in it now how do we wrap wrap this do we need something like that does it not wrap maybe it's not fast enough to wrap maybe this doesn't reduce it enough the three times on the end oh it's got an inherent casterly pretty significant one okay in that case let's simplify things i'm bad i'll take it um so that's what's this plus 10 that's 15 45 damage worth of projectiles quite fast unlimited mana pretty much yeah i'll take it what if we hmm yeah any multi would have been good like even a double what does that look like garbage that's fine oh we had the 10-7 as well this will run out of mana way too quickly yeah no it's not good yeah that's reliable this is not that's fine i'm pretty good with that it does it uh yeah it wraps spells much like chainsaw but i don't think it's quite as effective we'll load uh these back on here and i'll keep this one as well okay actually be careful putting this on there you might use you might it might cast twice because it gets cast very very quickly during a single mouse click you can actually switch that over there okay pretty good with this this is this is nice and we can dig with it as well oh apologies for the flashing uh if anyone's affected by that let me know and i'll remove it why the spell refresh to get my tnt back i used all these before now we've got 32 tnts oh hello another one why you gotta have lava for blood bro hell yeah there's my double cast it's been quite a risky spot here wouldn't mind homing again actually oh we got toxic toxic stuff coming up here oh god more black holes no that's fine good wand otherwise but i think we're sorted for that department maybe let's go back this way now we'd like some more water please of course super con please don't let me uh stop you from playing yourself absolutely go for it thanks for stopping on by tonight alright chris later man thank god for that damage up seriously without that uh i mean we'd still have the we'd still have the uh triplicate bolt but it that helps so much always cast teleport can't use it okay if we get fire immunity now we may have a run fill up the flask oh we ain't done yet we ain't done i'll get there projectile repulsion projectile eater projectiles to fly into a small sector behind of you disappear small sector behind you which means i'd be facing a way i have to consciously face away from stuff that was shooting me now i'm gonna roll it's 200 bucks well spent i think no no no ambrosia is uh banned if you type in uh exclamation mark rules it'll link you to my first no hit run as well as uh as well as the the current rule set it needs to be slightly tweaked just more more clear when i originally wrote them they're very succinct and uh not very clear like there's a lot of questions that come up um i do have a i just gotta take the time to rewrite it that's all but essentially the same thing actually i take it back succinct would mean that it was clear to begin with concise is the word i was looking for too concise how much does that push me back why so slow because it's doubled straight up why is it slow god damn that that is 135 damage if it hits i just have to be really accurate with it and it's quite slow all right i need to speed that up 373 bucks to spend what do we got absolutely nothing to speed it up oh that would also be quite good with uh ah maybe i shouldn't have taken that perk yeah holland if if if i didn't remove that stuff from and and this is like if you decide to take take up this challenge let me rewind the devs put in um uh a tribute to my run in the game it's a little hidden beard in the final room um if you want to go out there and get that you can use whatever rule set you want hell you can even cheat to get there i've done it myself but for my own personal satisfaction i didn't consider this run beaten until i was able to do it exactly as listed and things like glass cannon and things like invisibility and ambrosia just take for a run like this it takes 90 percent of the skill out the game i can't speed it up so we revert and we just go single shot again actually i don't know how this wrapping thing works just work just do your job quite good it'll do it for now we'll get we'll get better this is the this is the run ender right here sorry i'm listening try double at the end i'm i'm not going to get into the the minutia of it if i haven't learnt it by now the propane lord i love it well we hit something something went boom who goes over there somewhere god these hits just disintegrate it's awesome i'd like a trigger spell next fella yeah usually where there's one he see there's a whole crew of them please don't be stuck in the ground ah this guy makes the ground very dangerous for us it's a worm here as well oh i don't like this lots of big open areas here pretty sure i say that every single time i come here that is a big daddy wand thank you mcqueen trait right there forgetting something really important oh that is not bad that is not bad at all um i do not have all seeing eye anymore oh see that's this is this is the thing like what do i take now get rid of my tnt use black holes instead so this big ice shelf down here i'm willing to bet money that there's another he's death squad underneath that yep i would have won that [ __ ] fortunately though looks like a worm has dug straight through bypassing that whole area maybe if we're lucky snipers whatever that is another shop up here recoil damper not today buddy not today oh [ __ ] that's a shame can we use recoil damn i can't even afford it never mind 660 wow there's prices though ah drat did see another wand up top right i'm questioning whether or not i should go and get it quite the distance between us and it looks like a shuffle wand could be really fast though do we care no let's go back why don't i take the gold um i'm too scared to go near it i'm trying to trying to minimize risk which on this level is very difficult all right we're at the bottom i think steve's gonna come if we were directly okay uh okay hold up hold up you ain't here yet we still got breathless we could drown him out possible uh maybe hey rafina how you doing might work i could give myself an exit as well and just avoid him but i'd rather kill him because that's money and a perk because we're going to lose that otherwise unless i come back for it later but the chance of him following us out it's still there although small okay um okay let me think this might be really useful actually in the ac base what do we got fill the here with water so it's it's not just about filling this room with water it's getting the water to the other side which we need to do give me give me a sec folks we're right we're fine so far that's a accident waiting to happen the good thing is if he does shoot at us if he if he made it over here and he does shoot at us the projectiles wouldn't go very far but we're in the same situation on the plus side the fact that he's now out lets us edit all of our wands moving forward by just digging a hole through the uh the holy mountain actually some nice ones over there by the looks of it the hell is that thing look at the size of it 340 bucks always casts poison all right i can breathe underwater he can't what is that that's accelerating shot right oh your shots uh seem to be having some kind of effect here that's what we need to do there we go oh the lanterns the lanterns are stopping there we go there we go we got him that's another damage up i can't afford it though no no no don't shoot i'll just wait here then i'm a patient man oh he's shooting the fish not me got it mental note take them out first next time it's gonna be real slow going what perks do we have there rats bouncing projectiles and uh what's that something some gravity we need electricity is what we need underwater mario level yeah just without the cool music now if we do see a wand we like so i'm tempted to come back and get that damage up wand what is that accelerative homing i project our homes towards enemies at an increasing pace sounds all right but again if we're going the water out we don't really need that how you doing keith so we'll come back for cash god he takes forever today actually how much cash would i get for him drowning a couple hundred maybe won't that negate the slowdown from water of your projectiles at this point if if we're doing a water run it doesn't matter how fast i'm shooting because we're not using them to make out the enemy until we get to the final boss seems like a very cheesy way to go about doing a hitless run but don't mind a bit of cheese if you are causing me a little bit of a problem here here we go 863 so i can get the damage up right now but i do need to reroll first unlimited spells boomerang spells extra life hmm good morning from germany how are you zarbiter yeah so a water run at this point would still be very dangerous because because of the electricity factor so we'll hold off doing that just yet i'd like this damage up on here yeah uh unlimited spells i mean do i even care at this point um i'm gonna leave this fish alive he was a good fish or we come back with money and roll again i'd say that'd be the better play so i need uh 11 30 on the cash front kind of difficult oh boy yeah faster swimming would be good as well ah maybe i shouldn't release the polymorphia man just a just a thought oh there's another he see dude over here see okay this light that's currently the light that is currently uh affixed to the ceiling over here uh is a source of electricity so if i was to shoot it um it could potentially spark same with same with all of these this is really dangerous now that i think about it you getting your rtx 3080 in three to six hours that's dope it's been a long time coming huh that's not how i expected that to go how much do i need 1300 yeah that ain't gonna happen i'm gonna have to choose my uh choose my poison there i think we're doing good damage though like i'm shooting 90 damage worth of projectiles if we forgo a perk i could increase that to 150 hmm [Music] hmm so much freaking water how did i let you guys talk me into that it's horrible what i say 6 30 okay we're a little bit shy yeah i think i'm gonna go with the damage up and i'll take i'll take unlimited spells maybe we get lucky there all right we need 20 bucks when i'm not doing hitless run do i still go at this pace no hell no oh my god could you imagine no no this is really dangerous actually um how do i have so many black holes i've been recharged somehow yet this is still there have i just not used any yet no of course i have did i miss something there i forgot when you get unlimited spells it it doesn't work with black holes but it does refresh all of your spells um yeah yeah yeah i remember turret over here canister let's get rid of that not exactly what i planned there thank you gotta watch out for these plants sniper do i still have oh yeah and it's unlimited now i still don't have the cash that's ten good evening hempouly how are you my friend what's going on man uh for those in the chat unaware empoolia is the uh one of the developers on the game that you are currently watching that's my money right there let's go let's go back does resisted hits count as a hit no no they do not cause damage so you're not considered hits at all [Music] so oh yeah you're and that's what nominees was saying earlier you're making a new mini boss because i guess you just don't like people something like that that's slow but that is now that's my maths here it's a lot of damage that's 25 per projectile times nine uh it's too slow though i'm gonna remove one you have unlimited bombs as well i think that's doable uh it's only 25 by six but it'll kill pretty much everything in here one shot rocket launcher down here rocket turret well he's got the one now he's the big man on campus am i aware of the unwritten attack speed decrease on concentrated spells yeah something went something went really wrong when i picked that up i don't mind it though i still i need to add a spread to make it somewhat usable though otherwise it's like these projectiles are too slow uh what does he have what does he have it always worries me when i see an enemy with a wand there's another one down there little baby one it's all good baby if i make it work that's an even bigger handicap hey no concentrated spells is the um is this one here it's a perk there's an added uh [Music] change ah we have a problem i almost forgot god damn it let's do it again kill all the fish this time uh homing homing yeah okay i mean we want finally that's it destroy the lanterns for me we gotcha almost oh [ __ ] electricity oh [ __ ] it's happening okay i didn't even see that my eyes just went straight to homing all right we got him uh let's add a little bit more just for good measure all right he's done now we just got to figure out how to deal with the boss that's all another damage up a bit of blood that is a sick wand that is really good how much is that 800 i can do that in the jungle chad would go mad yeah all right all right relax guys don't don't put me under too much pressure trust me these runs get intense just gotta take it slow this takes a while let me run to the restroom i'll be right back oh i missed the cash that's okay all right we good we're good so i am still worried about taking uh electricity because uh i mean look at it we could easily take damage from an explosive or something so i do have to be really careful next we would like faster swimming please all right fire oh [ __ ] see told you it's not as easy as you think uh yes again i apologize about the flashing lights sensitivity warning yeah fire fire might be a thing here what a beast fire this ain't pokemon i didn't think i didn't think this through that's it's a very real possibility that we could get fire damage here that is a gorgeous wand he's not taking damage good to know i still need the money what are we going back for i can't even remember now at this point i don't think it matters this reminds me of the little sewer the sewer level in uh teenage mutant ninja turtles that game was horrible i've never had spiral arc ah now is not the time huh there's damage up for 810 we could two or three shot the boss with that still have to take out steve who might even be able to escape on that final level this i don't need i don't want the damage up there it it does shoot deers yes dear koi there was a petition to rename that spell the internet was literally up in arms do you know what else is going to be a problem yeah i really didn't think ahead um a little white sock puppet in temple of the art the little uh i don't even know what's called the um [ __ ] another spider coming oh crap um the the ghosts flee a giant it's almost like i don't need the electricity like i can do enough damage myself and the water protects us from projectiles still debating whether or not we should go back and get the damage up 810 is not a small amount of money he has a little ghost spirit what's with that oh they all do is there an enemy that gives them that biome modifier got it got it poison can't get to us the water will dilute that too fast it's the spiders i'm worried about fortunately they didn't attack me when they came so close but by rights they could have still don't have 800 i'm not going back i wonder if the electricity will cause steve to bleed bone probably not you see the spiders scare me legit it does count as trick kills yes let's do it again this will take care of the fish at least oh accelerating shot um i might buy accelerating shot actually if i can get fire immunity i'll feel so so much better i just can't see [ __ ] it's the only problem there yeah he does bleed that's it yes stand in there perfect idiot oil blood was there that works it's not it at once it's uh increased wand capacity oil blood no [ __ ] what else do we need explosion immunity probably no pressure i'm good i'm good trust me i've lost enough of these runs to uh to last a lifetime [Music] i think i do get so the next level should be fine the acid might be a problem on the next level um and then we've got temple of the art and there's there's a few things i'm terrified of there so i'm definitely going to get the [Music] x uh the light shot that'll take care of our black hole speed issue it's a very unconventional run but it's cool put some extra spells between black holes to use one at a time oh it's a double cast thank you for pointing that out i would have screwed that up so good didn't need it anyway oh oh okay i'm protected from fire toxic i'm not fire's okay son of a [ __ ] i'll drink to that not bad it's the furthest i've been on a hitless run during 1.0 so pretty good with that i blame him poorly anyway because he messed up one of the spells i'm kidding dude i love you man all right um i think that's me for the evening that was fun let's uh let's see what's going on tonight let's see who we wanna if anyone's gaming tonight oh let's drop we got two people playing are both very good friends of mine i'm gonna drop in on um uh billy one kirby this evening he's been like he's twitch old school good guy uh currently playing ftl is a nice strategy roguelike it's really good game uh excellent game and uh billy's really great at explaining what's going on folks thank you so much i've had a blast thank you for showing up thank you for being here and i will uh i'll see you probably tomorrow night take it easy uh and i love you lots bye

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Id: r-NjgN01urQ

Length: 175min 25sec (10525 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 21 2020