I Evolved The PERFECT DEFENSIVE Creature in Rounds

oh hey drake oh oh god is that you yeah do you like my teeth on me they're they're beautiful i think you need to go to the dentist hey it's all good i did go to the dentist that's where i got these teeth from oh okay okay pretty bad dennis then so here's the deal we're playing rounds again right yes we are i think but we're going to do the ultimate reverse uno card where you get to pick my upgrade and i pick your upgrade so basically we're supposed to hate each other i mean like usual right yeah exactly we we we love each other yeah we love you okay so i get to pick what whatever i want for you right now yeah and you can't pick nothing because well we can't actually pick nothing that'd be great if you could not be the most boring episode just pew pew pew okay i want to give you um shield charge shield charge blocking launches i think you're in trouble if you're doing that i i don't know all right let's see bug shot um give me give me something good come on i'll give you [Music] uh let's give you time detonation okay i'm surprised you didn't give me book shock thank you buckshot's actually pretty good is it i i haven't enjoyed myself with it but i haven't let me know we'll find out and then you want to see something cool you know what i love it but oh okay is it is that a good opportunity yeah well we're screwed already yeah you're you're in so much i can't touch me i'm the ginger bliss you find that one wow oh my god have you been practicing ah no yes i might have streamed it for a few hours yesterday oh come on hit him no no no no no no i'm done i'm done practice hey drake catch catch with you you catch yes i am not catching i oh my god no that i don't like your restart you gave it to me though hey spider blitz spider blitz okay blitz what i need no you know what i'm not going to tell you what i mean that's a dumb idea oh oh that was yes okay what do you need we're one on one i don't need anything but i i need you to come to my right come here whoop okay and then no how did that hit you how did you do so much damage so quickly yeah i'm better than you okay oh okay should i give you one sec what are you laughing about uh uh i'm you know what i'm not gonna say anything just just pick one mayhem you can get mayhem oh no you're gonna kill yourself so bad it's gonna be hilarious i don't you're already screwing me over hey drake shoot me yes yes it's working that one's closed okay yes ah tell me again god you know what it almost doesn't make sense to lose like i i'm just gonna get worse the more i lose no oh my god i'm blitz help me i just jumped over my bomb yeah whoa oh the double oh you got me yeah that was pretty nice that was pretty nice what the was that it was explodey you're breaking the game blitz this is a bad idea for an episode no it's a great idea i'm just trying to run away from my bullets okay wait i need to win one place oh man should we just make it really weird and go homing go homing oh no no it's going straight on this man we're going straight chaos you can't do this to me i'm going to home myself yep with bouncy you got to shoot i thought i'd go a bit higher come on just yeah there we go and whoa whoa hey wait you killed yourself before i swear i didn't even shoot all right just go just go go oh no no no no this might work out this might work that was a bad thing i i was doing it for the memes oh my god oh my god let's help me help me [Laughter] okay this is good this is good this is oh glass cannon for sure no it lowers your hit points yeah wait no no no no no i couldn't get you but you you you gave me to you okay you're right oh oh my god boom what how did i die with one hit that was great oh this is great what how am i wait what did you do to me last upgrade because i didn't get three health points like significantly god i didn't want to look at these defenders i'll i'll be nice thank god thank you okay okay you can block this is good well it's a lower block oh great you got a big map here oh nope oh wow oh my god i didn't do that i didn't do that did hey these are the oh no no no no okay come on okay okay i might be able to come back i i finally got one for you yeah you did time how can i i don't even remember what i got you the first round uh the teleport you can mouse over it the shield oh yeah yeah okay wind up big bullet razzle dazzle barrage time detonation do um dazzle ugh yeah that's that's that's the perfect choice oh great nope nope take them take them let's take my words if i don't kill myself this is a really good upgrade oh god if you don't kill yourself that is you can't get near me that that's illegal but here you know what i can get near you so no no no no i jumped into them saw that was all me okay we got to do that again best out of three right yeah we might need more than that if we're this bad round two fight here we go okay blitz what are you really bad with oh i'm gonna throw it that drill ammo is my favorite upgrade in the entire game i've never used it it's it's hilarious and i've never been against it so i'm going to let you have it oh yes i'm i'm excited now okay okay bombs away ricochet fast forward huge and implode this is actually all of these are good implodes good yeah [Music] if you yeah i can't really screw you over with any of these honestly uh ricochet kind of sucks fast forward yeah you know i'm strong if i can get you some help somehow to get bombs let's do ricochet oh great okay okay so you can try out the drill you're on the left side now you see that oh that's cool that is actually really cool unfortunately i can't shoot high enough nope nope nope nice shot let's just no i jumped on your bullet you did hey thank you oh oh oh whoa help me i am whoops hey there's the ceiling there great i'm trying to get higher to shoot okay oh god bombs away what did i give you the first time the drill the drill defender oh actually ricochet deletes that explosive bullet with it is a lot of fun so i'll let you do that wow you're really helping me out here clearly i need all the help i can get this one it's fun because it it has an explosive on both sides it drops an explosive on both sides okay yeah see that it explodes both ways yeah oh there we go yeah right in the roof fire though that's the real question the roof is always on fire oh i forgot you can shoot through things ow i'm gonna kill myself though it's right it blows up on both sides i don't like the whole blow-up part because i was going to use these walls to my advantage but there's no point now what oh oh that was close no oh yeah i gave you ricochet destroy okay take defender take defender wait no no no light leech leech would have worked too i just gotta give you i gotta we gotta go you're helping finally can you give me a longer shot now that'd be great i'm scared to shoot i'm going to blow myself up i can't do the memes okay yes this is now finally fast forward explosive bullet shield charge cold blood's remote oh no last time i gave you a remote you destroyed me so or you took remote rather um there's that one the explosive that you didn't want to give me i don't yeah let's give you explosive bullet blitz okay this one's the worst if you were wanting to know that you you know you don't like that no it drops can't you shoot straight no it doesn't it's the arc but with the double bounce it's all right so all right well i already gave you explosive bullets oh that's not cool ow yes oh this is my side of the map get out of here oh how'd you shoot through that i've got skills and bills out what is going on yup yes okay i did this is backfiring finally good it's about time i got some kills nice block fixed yep oh no yes okay oh oh that was close oh i can't hide yes yes no no no i mean yes you can come on i can't ah oh stop killing myself oh my god i did it again i did it again i hate the explosives i hate them so much you like do you like the ricochet oh oh i like that i like that we're the first okay yes okay i made it too good i was being too nice you you were targeting i'm not gonna spray that was a bad decision dre because i i don't think it was and it's dangerous for you oh my god oh my god no that was a really bad idea okay you like it when i spray and pray you can shoot two things yeah but i can't shoot very far i'm gonna win oh we got this map again oh no no no that's what i was hoping for oh no thank god oh i almost did it again i just need to hide please please go away oh yeah go to the back oh yes oh god i almost died okay okay fast forward steady shot shot oh that's that's dangerous poison huge or tank um well you said fast forward was bad yeah so let's do that i don't know it's gonna be weird [Music] okay okay oh my god please just chill out for a second i jumped into your spray yeah doom sprayed and prayed okay grow you want to know the most overpowered one in the entire game is bro well let's get more damage to our time when traveling just because it's hilarious okay uh shoot over to my side now oh my god i didn't expect i mean i expected to grow a bit but that is maybe i shouldn't have done that you have hooked me up i just need to stay away from my death oh abyssal countdown what is that stan still summon dark powers yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right you know what you hooked me up once or just out of curiosity let's see it all right take take that blitz wait what are you doing stop no come here come on hold on what does it do i don't know why are you being quiet i am summoning abyssal powers i'm done i'm leaving i didn't even do anything didn't you die one thing come on oh my god no please please blitz what is that get away from me that was my abyssal powers good die okay did i win i died okay here happens no no no you monster they need to balance this this is over that grow with the fastball is the best combination in the game that is insane did i win yeah one you won oh my god all right i am not letting you do that again okay i got leech fast forward growing oh fast forward sucks shockwave i mean you've said that before blocking pushes enemies away um yeah let's give you that okay shockwave emp frost slam leech chase oh um yeah let's do chase i figured you'd do that because i gotta get close to you to get you the yeah so if you come close to me you move faster i don't want to come close to you hey hey hey hey dre hey dre what if i'm faster running away too though oh what the heck that's really good did you like that hey hey hey drake no stay awake hey hey hey kill him oh my god did i give you a really good upgrade i thought that was bad not really any of those blocking ones are all right all right whoop oh i missed you didn't [Music] dude i can't i can't i have the most basic of guns i have the same gun as you yeah but you have the you're doing all your damage with the stupid pull things out oh my god you like that i blocked my own bullet that was that's pretty nice catch dude that was perfect all right what do you want to give me now uh ah shield charge shield charge yeah okay you know what i don't hate it's not good but i don't hate it yeah but if i'm gonna come close to you whoa see oh see see that come here i have the high ground again hey oh oh that was good that was a good jump i tried yep and then oh wow no that's okay do you like that getting near you is not a good idea hey dre hi oh didn't work my gun is pointing directly at your face hey dre i don't know what's bad so i'm gonna give you all the good things i almost fell off them should i tell you what's bad then i'm picking the worst ones for myself uh i feel like you're gonna screw me over though don't do that get away from me you're the one who came over here i can't you totally want me to do hey i have to kill you somehow stay okay what do we do now uh go stand under that thing it was kind of close oh that was nice yes nope oh yeah oh i was like a cat playing with a mouse and then the mouse came around and bit the cat in the face oh oh don't die i don't like these ones they're really fun if you have a shock wave now because you can just throw your oh hey now hey you're an all-star get your game on game on go play oh i missed that's what i was hoping for you don't even need to kill me i'm just gonna kill myself after a while okay okay okay barrage quick shot oh these are actually pretty good ones all of these are good they're not awful that's for sure [Music] more bullet speed i don't want bullet speed i don't think you want any of these to be fair barrage yeah barrage is your worst option okay i shall try it no you're just gonna have shotgun mode but that's good because if i get close to you whoa okay maybe that wasn't such a good idea to give it to you this is no this is fine i'm not hating oh god if i could aim though that'd be great that's what i'm doing i'm just being trickery robin's here you're relying on my aim or the lack thereof exactly hey come get me timber oh no see i did it again i'm just going to let you jump into the we need levels with just a bumper like when you go bowling and you get the little kitty bumper like i have to do [Music] they do no damage blitz i know these little balls yeah no damage i don't that's why i gave them to you hey how do i heal you gotta get the healing what are you doing i'm i don't know what to do at this point blitz you can have thruster now it is funny because this was the more cool idea the more you lose the worse you get yeah shoot shoot nice and worse shoot this thing above you wait go on this keep shooting it it's really funny because that that saw blade's gonna drop i know what you're doing you're gonna drop it on me my god i still have the default gun don't i yeah i don't know it's better than my gun though yeah your gun sucks not gonna lie hi i was hoping i could get through those oh that was cool i made a sparkle oh no you're lucky i have to reload every two shots oh my god delay how'd that feel felt fantastic shoot that i hate this i get two shots no you're shooting six bullets it doesn't watch this trick did you see that that was amazing blitz i really just want to give you more bad stuff but yeah well that's fantastic you're doing great you're not even shooting me anymore i just i know please die thank you so i can do damage actually now ah no no no i just we're gonna play cat and mouse here how's that sound whoa whoa whoa oh you thrustered me it was the thruster it's the restroom you gotta remember the thruster man oh what can i do to screw you spray a frog i've never had frost slam before but i feel like that would be i don't know these are all good yeah let's go with uh frost limb okay i don't know what it does you get more hp though you're already having a hard time killing all you all your hps you catch ow ow i'm thrustered or something what am i doing that you are ah the one benefit oh there we go okay i can't i'm learning how to aim i'm really way more than two shots the power of uh that attack the thruster no my oh wow please stop okay i gotta use i gotta use my gun now i think because this guy's anything let me win no i don't wanna i can let you here look at my health look at my health come kill me [Laughter] oh glass cannon yikes radiance spawns damaging sun waves when reloading i don't know no that doesn't sound nice to me glass cannon grow is overpowered dazzle let's go oh should i do this let's go for glass cannon i'm going to one-shot you now but i'm going to one-shot you hopefully too oh god i was gonna shot you how did you hear me come on oh those thrusters though they're my saving grace take it take it fly away cold bullets taste of blood quick shot steady shot um that's the worst i think i don't know should i do taste of blood or cold bullets you don't want me moving faster and if i well if i do kill you you're dead anyway if i shoot you once you're dead so yeah but i get yeah you get lifesteal but it's only slightly let's let's go for cold bullets though okay yeah i think this is the worst because it takes a long time you should be able to avoid the bullets now should that's that that's the thing but the problem is when you do stuff like that oh like like when is that what you're talking about thrusters gotta remember the thrusters buddy i always forget about those miss me i just i transported this block over that was impressive destroyed me with a block i did i almost killed you the block oh no wait what what happened you bounced into me did i kill you you did oh that's great i didn't even know i won um these are let's go that giving me that it doesn't do anything i don't think cards stack so it'd be just the same thing over again i think they do stack i could be wrong um it gives me more hit points maybe static field yeah let's do that one static field i gotta try it but my block is super powered now yeah if i can make my way over to you you can do it you can don't do it don't do it i don't want to get close to you though you got bad stuff i do come on whoa how do you like get me out of here i can't move i cannot move oh yes come on no we can fly okay okay oh that's great who can play this game now i don't know why you have the lead because i'm winning out oh i don't like this oh god i'm gonna get squished hey i'm gonna get squished oh my god that's insane yeah i do do so much damage don't i it's almost as if i picked me oh my god why did i jump into it oh we're 404. this is this is scary um i don't know why i'm uming let's see what i gotta look what upgrades you have chase shield charge barrage and thruster let's go with big bullets oh no no no burst you said it okay fine big bullets it is no what what do you want i don't care uh do the one that starts with b big wait all right we're doing big bullets do you like big bullets and you cannot lie i cannot lie because my aim is awful so the bigger oh my god the better splits please yes it's sucking me in oh my god your damage is insane no well you gave me glass cannon so i know but it was a strategy to kill you oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no okay okay this one right here dre this is for all the marbles in the marble pack it is oh my god champion you're damaged why did i make you so good what a fun fun game that is oh god that was insane i would thanks for playing dre you're welcome bye bye and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagan dickie james apollo bunny otto dave eagle arc whippet good seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnov legacy jason mcfarland deegan paul longstone and rel and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a youtube channel member

Channel: Blitz

Views: 923,288

Keywords: blitz, rounds, rounds game, rounds gameplay, evolution, evolution game

Id: 3K8yC6KBQiY

Length: 29min 31sec (1771 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 12 2021